NBC Is Not Okay With Veggie Porn
So that's why the asparagus I had last night smelled a little like period jelly?
This Super Bowl ad from Peta has been banned by NBC because they felt it was way too sexy. They issued Peta a long list of shit they have a problem with. Here's an example: "asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina." Heather Mills just busted one after reading that.
Peta should air this shit on E! instead. They obviously don't have a problem with chicks rubbing their bodies on a vegetable (i.e. Girls Next Door).
Watching this shit really just makes me want to make dirty love to a delicious steak. I mean, some of the vegetables choices left my ass area twitching in pain. What is she going to do with that pumpkin? Forty five minutes later, she waddled into the emergency room screaming, "I accidentally fell on a pumpkin and it got suck in me vag!"
And when it comes to commercials involving vegetable fucking, this one still reigns supreme:
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Submitted by indiansfred on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:52pm.
LOL I say shit like that all the time. Plants are alive too. You kill them and eat them just as much as you kill for meat. So fuck it, I'm eating everything without guilt!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:30pm.
joe schmoe is a girl? just curious
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Just how do we know that plants don't feel the pain of being eaten PETA? Just as we did not know much about nuclear power, genetics, space, and other areas of science a hundred years ago, perhaps plants really do feel pain. I remember watching this movie starring Mark Wahlberg where plants attack people.... you all know the rest. I hope everyone joins me and others in protesting PETA until they stop eating plants!!!
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1 That's a joke. Britney, the vegetable is allowed to get a lot sexier with a myriad of people on stage and on television and no one says boo.
2. If Peta can afford to make commercials like that they have way too much money.
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PETA is a joke. They kill more animals than any other organization out there, and thats a fact.
A vegetarian commercial for the Super Bowl, yeah right.
Morons!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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shit sorry, double post
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
There has to be a cucumber joke in there somewhere...
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
is that what it takes for veggies to get noticed??? I guess sex sells.
neve thought of my Frnech Onion soup as saxy. :)
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I'm ready for seconds...
hahaha the second commercial was AWESOME!
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I think Peta should flour bomb MK for that asparagus remark - dang I used to like asparagus
Both of those are just wrong.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:13pm.
I think we need joe shmoe's opinion on this one. :)
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Yes, ITA. She has made some extra steamy comments about tofu. So I know she has some insight about the veggies. lolol
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LOL @the girls next door joke. It took me a minute, because I could totally see Kendra trying to shove a spaghetti squash up her cooch, but then I realized you were talking about Hef.
Bravo!!
I think I;m going to make myself a huge, juicy STEAK.
Denis Leary said it best: "eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good"!
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vegetarians do not have better sex lives. nothing like some tube steak to get me in the mood for luvin.
I think healthy people have better sex. I don't think it's only vegetarians. I was a vegetarian for 3 years ( I eat fish now) but I don't like when people try to throw their opinions in your face. It's like people trying to throw that Pro-life stuff in my face...makes me want to get 30 abortions.
love the cucumber commercial. bwaaahhaaaaha.
gotta lov the brits sense of humor.
Did anyone see some PETA doc. on HBO?? That woman that runs that shit hasnt had sex since the cuban missle crisis. Let alone all those dorks with "im a democrat" glasses
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I despise Peta with the heat of five thousand suns. Not only do they fail miserably to help the plight of animals, they constantly whore out women in the process. Fail and fail dumbfucks. They are so misguided it blows my fucking mind and I don't know why ANYONE would donate a cent to them when there are so many great animal organizations in the U.S.
"Studies show vegetarians have better sex?. Oh, really?. Says who? and I don't mean the ignoramus fuckers who work at PETA. Besides, I don't think angsty people have better sex.. and I don't think PETA people have sex. They would have to get too close to another yucky human being for that, isn't it?. That's why they used damn vegetables for their "sexy" ad.
Anyway, whatever. It's a PETA ad. I don't expect much wisdom from those fucktards.
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I'm a long time vegetarian who doesn't wear leather but I am driven crazy by Peta's constant usage of insipid and vapid models. Like religion it's a moral position and tossing flour or paint on a person won't bring them over to your point of view.
I think we need joe shmoe's opinion on this one. :)
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The PETA commercial is just as inane and fact-free as any Navy recruitment or beer ad.
the money PETA paid for this fuckery that won't even air could have fed lots of kitties and puppies at various shelters...dumbasses. Now let me continue eating my delicious steak sammy from Quiznos.
"You cawnt beat a good cucumber, I always say."
I couldnt hear the commercial...can someone do the recap?
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will never eat a vegetable again.
Yeah because the people watching the SUPER BOWL are going to go "vegetarian" after watching this. God I hate PETA so.fucking.much. I'm glad they banned it and I hope they keep banning anything relating to PETA.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
loooooooooool @ the vibrator commercial. i´ve seen it before, but it never gets old.
i´m a vegetarian, but i´m sick of peta, btw.
**whatever**
yea studies show, right....
BTW PETA is the biggest killer of dogs in America.
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