NBC Is Not Okay With Veggie Porn
So that's why the asparagus I had last night smelled a little like period jelly?
This Super Bowl ad from Peta has been banned by NBC because they felt it was way too sexy. They issued Peta a long list of shit they have a problem with. Here's an example: "asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina." Heather Mills just busted one after reading that.
Peta should air this shit on E! instead. They obviously don't have a problem with chicks rubbing their bodies on a vegetable (i.e. Girls Next Door).
Watching this shit really just makes me want to make dirty love to a delicious steak. I mean, some of the vegetables choices left my ass area twitching in pain. What is she going to do with that pumpkin? Forty five minutes later, she waddled into the emergency room screaming, "I accidentally fell on a pumpkin and it got suck in me vag!"
And when it comes to commercials involving vegetable fucking, this one still reigns supreme:
This comercial spot on Superbowl costed PETA extrimists $3 million.
But they do still kill thousands of animals in their shelters because they "don't have enough money to feed and care for them."
World of hypocricy.
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Haha WTF was that? I can't believe that Durex ad was an actual commercial!
PETA is not my type of organization. I don't see how showing videos of animals being hurt, kicked, etc., etc. is helping their cause. Help them instead of video taping it.
Oh, and my new puppers is a shelter dog. And he rocks my socks! Always the best way to go.
And that Durex commercial is hilarious. MK always brings us the best things.
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Bears - from choco, white, mocha, etc. - are having the "Best Week Ever."
Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Why do people think that eating meat makes you fat?
No, excess and lack of exercise makes you fat.
I lost a ton of weight on a high protein diet.
WTF was that? Save a horse, ride a vegetable? Believe me, I've tried doing that shit but Spencer Pratt wouldn't lie still.
Dabump!
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tree - i agree. i'm a vegetarian but i don't like PETA.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by treevvoor on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 9:22pm.
Obviously the majority of americans agree with eating meat, just look how fat everyone is.
Say what?? That's from eating donuts, which all Americans do daily.
This commercial from peta is so obnoxious I can't even believe money was spent on it...But I do beleive in not eating meat.Obviously the majority of americans agree with eating meat, just look how fat everyone is.
If Peta were smart (but we all know they're not) they'd have an ad where some skank fucks herself with a beer bottle. No reason for it but people would watch during football. It would make more sense than their entire organisation that's for sure.
Either that or show Heather Mills getting flayed alive. I'd even donate if they did that.
Yes, meat is the root of all evil. Cancer, low libido, depression, etc. All caused by meat, 'studies show'.
Studies also show that PETA spokeswhores would benefit immensely from a large, Italian salami forcibly inserted in every orifice.
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
Cows are vegan; lions are not. Which has the better sex? (This coming from a Sheeps...)
That's funny because too much soy has been found to cause a drop in libido and soy is a staple of the vegan diet.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
fed ex can't afford ads on superbowl sunday....how can peta afford these ads and pay for pammy anderson to not wear pants in public...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I have an idea, PETA.
How about proposing sane, logical, and accurate arguments to recruit supporters. Stupid idea, I know.
Aside from personally and physically attacking people who have nothing to do with them, all PETA's really good for is selling sex to gullible consumers who think that by choking down a veggie burger will help them get laid by some desperate attention whore who'd "rather" go naked anyway.
The money spent on this would indeed be better spent if donated to no-kill shelters or the Humane Society. WTF is wrong with the Peta people?!
How the hell do the lunatics from PETA have the money to run a superbowl ad?
methinks that too many twats with too much money (like Pamela Anderson)are financing this crap.
Give your money to the Humane Society-less trendy but definitly more worthwhile...
Yes, many of us from the island of Tonga have found this to be true of Americans. ;)
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Submitted by NonnyMouse on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 3:37pm....
GOD there's nothing more boring than an American who thinks the world revolves around his or her country.
"studies show" hahahah studies done by Peta. I'm sure if anything studies show that healthy people have great sex but healthy doesn't mean no meat. Peta is the most annoying organization out there.
Mrs. k
where are youuuuuu?
"She was from canada and the conversation quickly lead to her being deeply offended that I wasn't aware of canada's mistreatment of its aboriginal people. Didn't help that I expressed surprise that it had aboriginal people in the first place."
If the Canadian had said the same thing about America and slavery, would you have been insulted?
GOD there's nothing more boring than an American who thinks the world revolves around his or her country.
Was at a conference for work once, and tried to make time with the lady next to me with a light-hearted comment. She was from canada and the conversation quickly lead to her being deeply offended that I wasn't aware of canada's mistreatment of its aboriginal people. Didn't help that I expressed surprise that it had aboriginal people in the first place.
Moral of the story: People into 'causes' can be humorless bores.
I recall one guy in AA that was a vegetarian. Anytime anyone shared a problem, he explained their it was due to the fact that they were not vegetarians.... Kind of rough when someone says their gramma has cancer, and dude suggests its due to eating meat.
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Submitted by Katt on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 3:10pm.
Envision a PETA loonie on a dinner date. God forbid the other orders a steak, can you imagine?
Peta has too much money and a staff of emotionally broken people, but I did notice that the commercial discreetly left carrots off the menu.
Envision a PETA loonie on a dinner date. God forbid the other orders a steak, can you imagine? **********
"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
What the hell does Peta know about sex anyway? They're too busy flowering bombing people and coming up with ridiculous campaigns like "Fish have feeling too, so don't eat them." WTF?! As if those people ever get laid, pleease.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
PETA really fuckin' annoys me, I don't see why they need to bombard us with advertisements, I mean it's not like they're selling a product. They're pitching a lifestyle. And ppl. lie about their sex life all the time...
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
Rubbing your self whit veggies thats nasty. I'm pretty sure that most of the people watching the superbowl are going to be eating a steak , hotdogs and hamburgers.
One time I was vegetarian ( sort of)I only ate cereal and craker and I lost about 50 pound on 3 months. But now I have hypoglycemia.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
you guys have already stated my opinion for me on what fucktards PETA is made up of.
but this commercial reminds me of something else - yall remember several years ago they had those anti-drug commercials - they ended with something to the effect of 'smoke pot and you will die! or kill someone!'
like the one where kid gets shot in head - or the other one where stoner runs over a little girl?
thats the dumbest shit. like some stoner is going to jump up from hittin the bong and suddenly have a realization that they should quit?
whats peta thinking? (i wont even reference the RETARDNESS of the whole veggie/sex thing here) like some fucker is actually going to be like, "oh my Gooooooodddd! i should be a vegatarian!"
did they really think that just cause they flash a hot body on the screen people would actually care about the message??
I'm over-traumatized by the pictures/paid advertisements' of abused dogs and enslaved bears in my face when I read the news on the internetz. I donate good money to STOP THAT SHIT yet I have it in my face every fucking day.
PETA are RAKING IN THE CASH and spending it on fucking ads to over-traumatize people into handing over more cash so they can make sexually explicit vids about vegetables.
Well what about oxygen? When you breathe it kills the oxygen. OXYGEN HATERS!!!
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novieskye on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
I've been a vegeterian for 7 years and I could care less what people eat or don't eat. I don't shove my beliefs down people's throats, call me a bad Vegeterian but I just dont give an F, i'm too busy doing things that actually matter like posting on this blog and watching youtube...
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I agree. If people eat meat, I hope they buy grain fed, no hormones, living on the range meat. But really I think forcing anything on people has a opposite outcome. Peta is all show.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:54pm.
actually, that assertion that plants can feel and are alive when we harvest them is why some REALLY whacko people have gone way extreme vegetarian. i can't find what they're called now, but they ONLY eat things that have already "had a full cycle"... like they'll only eat apples that have already fallen to the ground (so they're not picking them), or plants that have already bloomed and will then just die (cat tails soup sort of thing here).
obviously it's NOT mainstream and it's incredibly restrictive. i just think it's stupid though. "i'll eat rotted food because i'm afraid of hurting a plant"...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:13pm.
I have a hot tub, but I never thought about using it to make "Vegetable-Chick Sex Stew".
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what about clam chowder?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I've been a vegeterian for 7 years and I could care less what people eat or don't eat. I don't shove my beliefs down people's throats, call me a bad Vegeterian but I just dont give an F, i'm too busy doing things that actually matter like posting on this blog and watching youtube...
y tu mama tambien!
PETA is a group of total fucktards. Don't those fucking morons know how the precious MEDICINE that saves their pathetic asses comes from animal testing??! Wake up PETA assholes!!
They all need to shut their pie holes!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:12pm.
thanks dee! it's really none of my business i guess. but inquiring minds, we're nosey
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call me sick but what is peta doing with animals?
I mean I dont eat my dogs mmmmmmm so instead of using puppies and cows they want us to use pumpkins and asparagus?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Fun with PETA:
Call PETA. Ask them for a list of the most "evil" restaurants in your town or city.
Go to all of those restaurants and order all the meat you can eat. Take Pictures. Have the pictures blown up to poster size and send 'em along to PETA with a thank you note. Tell them you'll stop eating meat when they stop contradicting themselves.
Animal welfare is one thing (a good cause) and animal rights are something else entirely (a cause to keep crazies busy).
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:13pm.
I have a hot tub, but I never thought about using it to make "Vegetable-Chick Sex Stew".
Damn Stock, how many times? Its a barrel full of rainwater!!
vegetarians just say they have better sex cause thats the only 'good/hot' thing they can come up with..
i won't pass on a hot butter sizzling plate of new york sirloin steak for a plate of asparagus just cause some 'vegeheads' say you'll get a better lay
I have a hot tub, but I never thought about using it to make "Vegetable-Chick Sex Stew".
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:30pm.
joe schmoe is a girl? just curious
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I think there's something wrong with me! I strongly feel that meat is murder but I also strongly feel that abortion is OK. Anyone else feels like this? I'm afraid to mention this to my therapist.
Americans are so fucking dumb! This wouldn't even scratch the surface of nudity in Europe.
Superbowl commercials fall into a few categories (which represent the basic needs of men
1. Men are cavemen
2. Gratuitous sex
3. Beer.
4. Man food.
I'm sure some Maxim model commercial will be more sexual than a woman a veggies.
I am not a fan of PETA or anything, but this doesnt seem any sexier than the cheesy beer commercials with half naked bikini clad whores running around in them...It's more innappropriate though because how many football fans really give a shit about going veg? They are all too busy eating vats of chili, endless racks of ribs & barrels of chicken wings.
LOL indians. Eff those douchebags anyway because most of the fur-haters carry thousand dollar leather bags! And yeah, no one thinks about the poor microbes!
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
@iHeartHaters:
Water, unless it's completely sterilized, has living microorganisms in it. I guess PETA doesn't mind killing those *innocent* lives either...
Oh the horror!!!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Microbes
The girls in the first one need a cuc,zucchini or even an eggplant.The second commercial is funny,Durex has the best commercials.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i stopped at "period jelly". yuchhh
anywhore. ya, plants are people too!
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I will be eating the baby back ribs and licking bbq sauce off my fingers on Sunday.
I will dedicate that moment to PETA, they earned it.
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