Tuesday, January 27th 2009
Morning Wood
And here comes Thriller the Broadway Musical! I will only co-sign this if they get the Filipino tranny prisoner to star - Celebitchy
Mischa Barton looks like an asshole - ICYDK
Predictable: Donny Osmond is going to dance for relevancy - SOW
Your weekly dose of Shia LaDouche walking around with a giant iced tea - I'm Not Obsessed
Josh Duhamel and his meth-faced memaw are back from their honeymoon - Socialite Life
Miley Cyrus really loves Iron Maiden. I mean, she knows all their songs on Rock Band! - Holy Moly!
How many innocent people choked on Wonky's stank when she lifted up her dress? - Celebslam
Rosario Dawson: chichis out, fart loaded - Popoholic
Simon Baker is naked (NSFW) - OMG BLOG
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I have watched this video there: www. Millionaireloves. com, maybe you can have a check too if you want to find a wealthy man or beautiful woman!
I'm still waiting for the Filipino prisoners to do "Single Ladies."
First off, LOVE the electric blue capris and Rojo Caliente Pumps the thriller chick wears in the video.
Second I am going to defend those teas to the death. They are just wrong in a good way. When I'm unable to ingest copius amounts of alcohol, I'll drink one of those and feel less guilty...sort of. Its just one of those things you know that you shouldnt touch with a ten foot pole. But you do it anyways!
"And at that moment, every man in this Filipino prison felt free..."
i think rosario is beautiful...
simon baker is yummy...
and josh, tanned and all, is still way, way, way hotter than fergie deserves...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
I bitched about her wearing IM t-shirts on the last entry she was wearing one, and good for her for actually naming some songs...but however no one's gonna believe you're a fan when she acts like a teenybopper the rest of the time, whether it's true or not. When I see her at some concerts I'll be happy.
This is why Rock Band's a bad idea.
As a metal head, I cringe every time I see some dumb cunt or teen idol waltzing around in metal band merchandise.
Let's put it this way: these "pristine" mannequins and their multi-colored hair extensions are so sheltered and uptight that I doubt they've owned a single metal album between all of them.
Looking like one of the rejects from "Cock of Love"---Er "Rock of Love" doesn't qualify you as a metal head.
that guy in the front of the middle of group of prison dancers is good!...damn, he's going off!...i watched that shit twice...made me want to get up and do some thrilla too!
However, i did secretly fear for this man's physical safety after all, i'm sure some of the other male prisoners noticed how well he could move...i sure hope he didn't get greased up with some phillipino vaseline after the show! or maybe he wanted to, you never know!
Anyway, prison dancer...you have danced right into my heart!
Plech gick yecchhhhhh! Kid Rock reminds me of all the redneck-stoner-douchebags I was surrounded by growing up in my small hometown. Just seeing a thumbnail of him will take me back there and I can feel the rage build up in my belly. I AM SO GLAD I MOVED
Rosario is actually very pretty in person.
The Thriller video was awesome!
Why is Shia LaDouche drinking that nasty Arizona Iced Tea?That stuff is awful!
Josh Duhamel is wat to hot for her..she is very homely.
Miley Cyrus is a cunt..she can use wiki..great for her.
Wonky and Kid Rock is a match made in hell
Rosario Dawson is gorgeous
Simon Baker needs a trim...bad.
Sexy ugly is a good way to describe Rosario Dawson. Shes both horsey and manly in the face and body but i dont consider her to be ugly...
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by complication on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Pan's Labyrinth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YD2PFF31E
*Safe for work, but still kinda disturbing.
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One of the best movies I´ve seen, fan-fucking-tastic!!!
I dont even see the Sexy Ugly of Rosario...I just see the ugly. In theory she is hot...Big breasts, decent body, gorgeous hair & skin, full lips, big eyes, straight nose...Its just all put together on an ape face or something. I cant put my finger on it, but something is very wrong with her face that I find unappealing.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:21pm.
Shit DQ, you could become their Grand Pooh-Bah!
Except for my feelings of intense hatred whenever I see Brangelina! Oooooooooh, I could be like Bizarro JJer!
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It would be a big ole' koinkydink
☻ So come on out tonight and we'll meet the others on a ride through paradise ☻
I just cant get into rosario dawson. Everytime i see her i think "wow shes *almost* pretty" I think that whoever said "sexy ugly" pretty much summed it up.
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by complication on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Pan's Labyrinth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YD2PFF31E
*Safe for work, but still kinda disturbing
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AH YES! I looved that movie... That part reminded me of a Tool music video. The whole movie was disturbing but so imaginative and artsy.
Rosario Dawson looks like a horse, a pretty one.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:21pm.
Shit DQ, you could become their Grand Pooh-Bah!
Except for my feelings of intense hatred whenever I see Brangelina! Oooooooooh, I could be like Bizarro JJer!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:44am.
kdraco: I iz here! I'd fainted in a delerium of joy, & had the most wonderful dream -- Donny won the mirror ball, & he & Barry were singing a duet! It was magical! (I think I'm ready to be a member of JJ ...)
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Shit DQ, you could become their Grand Pooh-Bah!
☻ So come on out tonight and we'll meet the others on a ride through paradise ☻
Mischa Barton looks like one of the Von Trapp children in Sound of Music.
She should be high on a hilltop with that goat guy..whatevuh!
LUNNNNCHTIIIIIIME!
Submitted by complication on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Pan's Labyrinth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YD2PFF31E
*Safe for work, but still kinda disturbing.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March
I learned something new today...thanx CM!
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puppy side eye.
"How many innocent people choked on Wonky's stank when she lifted up her dress?"
Thank you, MK, for that visual & olfactory picture you just put into my mind.
And that Filipino tranny prisoner could teach Angelina Jolie a thing or two about acting.
Submitted by complication on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:54am.
Salem13 what was that avvie you had with the eyes in the hands? I totally remember that from something but I cant remember... will bug me like a bad itch!!
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pan's labyrinth ?
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
I was hoping a natural disaster took Fergie to greener pastures but that would mean innocent people might have perished along so no but ugh, spare me bitch.
"She actually had to perform at a concert over her honeymoon vacation at the MJCI Charity Celebration Galas in the Bahamas.'
She needed to work on her honeymoon to pay for her honeymoon
I've got a fin says Mischa didn't bring a bathing suite!!!!! No way she wants that cottage cheese in the rags again!
I have nothing against Fergie but that dress is very unflattering and really makes her look like a little old lady.
I've always found Rosario Dawson gorgeous! Ever since I saw her first in Kids.
I dont think Rosario Dawson is hot..or sexy... Ive taken better pictures in my undies with my crappy little camera
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I never stay on topic :)
Salem13 what was that avvie you had with the eyes in the hands? I totally remember that from something but I cant remember... will bug me like a bad itch!!
Simon Baker = Yum
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I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall, where I can see it all, find
out who ya call.
Lead you to the supermarket, check out some specials and rat food.
Get lost in the crowd.
One way or ano
Salem, ya think? heehee
she has lost some weight recently.....me thinks a big coke binge is the cause...
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
i really really really fucking hate those shoes like mischa is wearing
OH FUCK. ONLY IN JAPAN. IVE GOT A BIG OL HEAPING BOWL OF FUCKING ROACHES AND RICE. COME AND GET IT. AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT. TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMEKIND OF FUCKING EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOU MADE OUR BOYS WALK THE BATTON DEATH MARCH. WE STILL HAVE FUCKING YET TO RECEIVE AN APOLOGY. WHEN 3,000 SOLDIERS GAVE UP PEACEFULLY TO YOU, YOU ASSURED THE COMMANDER THEY WOULD BE TREATED PEACEFULLY AND HUMANELY. BUT INSTEAD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WALKED THEM FOR 6 DAYS AND 6 NIGHTS WITHOUT STOPING. WITH NO FOOD AND VERY LITTLE WATER. 1/3 OF THEM SURVIVED.
I'm pretty sure that Mischa Barton is on drugs or alcohol...or both.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:41am.
I don't get Rosario Dawson. Its like shes so ugly shes pretty? Theres something about her thats so...weird maybe its the proportions or something.
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The term is "Sexy Ugly."
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:44am.
kdraco: I iz here! I'd fainted in a delerium of joy, & had the most wonderful dream -- Donny won the mirror ball, & he & Barry were singing a duet! It was magical! (I think I'm ready to be a member of JJ ...)
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lmao you groupie!
who am i kidding: let robi rosa be on any show!? I might combust
lmao
lol
Not only does Mischa Barton look like and asshole, she is one!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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question: How does one dance sexily with your dress over your head? When I read descriptions to that nature, I think of two or three year olds with their skirts over their faces, arms out to the side and twirling much to the dismay of their parental units. The kids are usually humming to themselves. Is Kid Rock a kiddy toucher? Is that why he likes this? Or is Paris full of it? Or all of the above.
kdraco: I iz here! I'd fainted in a delerium of joy, & had the most wonderful dream -- Donny won the mirror ball, & he & Barry were singing a duet! It was magical! (I think I'm ready to be a member of JJ ...)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
Man, Miley Cyrus. I didn't think you could make me hate you more. Job well done.
yeah Paris, flash that sexy flat ass goiter of yours! woo-hoo....
I have never understood the appeal of Rosario Dawson.
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
well since he has no car, i can see why we are constanly getting new shia pics. meh
marissa cooper looks weird
I don't get Rosario Dawson. Its like shes so ugly shes pretty? Theres something about her thats so...weird maybe its the proportions or something.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
why do i secretly want miley cyrus to get knocked up and go live barefoot in a corner somewhere
Donny get over yourself.
Shia is so cool. :)what a good boy. :)
Oh my my Simon.. :D
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I have not watched my Mondays "24" recording yet.
Arghhhhhhhhhhh Mischa was too close to my home. Feck off, wench.
Rosario Dawson's been on my shit list forever or at least since she shagged Joshua Jackson. Yes, I have problems, and? :p
And Paris Hilton and Kid Rock? AH HA HA HA HA! He was looking for some easy pussy. So he paid attention to her for an hour, bought her a few drinks and he had her on her knees later that night. God, everyone knows you can have Paris if you tell her how pretty and smart she is and how ugly that girl over there is. Nothing to it.
Dramaqueen: where you iz?
did you read it!? D.O.!? wut wut!
oh, and add a bullshit to the Iron Maiden thing. I'm going to have my boyfriend hunt that slut down and kill her. He hates prostitots and gets hard at Maiden concerts... I think it's possible. How much y'all going to pay me?