They Were Just Bonding Again
When Evan Rachel Wood broke it off with corpse lizard Marilyn Manson, there were rumors that she comforted herself by licking on Mickey Rourke's ham scramble face. She denied that shit by saying they "bonded" while making The Wrestler (Evan plays his angsty daughter) and are just good friends. Well, it looks like they are still bonding....with their mouths.
FoxNews says that after the S(L)AG Awards on Sunday, 21-year-old Evan and 56-year-old Mickey were tongue fighting outside of the Four Seasons Hotel. Some witness person said that after they finished killing the flowers and plants around them by kissing, they went upstairs together.
Who can blame Evan for not being able to resist The Mickey? You see that face and all you want to do is just sit on it! Mostly because your precious eyebrows start burning off if you look at Mickey's hatchet face too long, so you just have to sit on it to stop the pain.
And I'd totally hit it, because I'm curious as to what the peen looks like now. My peendar doesn't work on Mickey. When I try to imagine what the dick is like, my peendar shuts down and gives me a 404 error. His dick probably looks like a pork rind.
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She is not young now, and looks quite old, but she is still profligate, one of my friends have seen her profile on a dating site ^^^^^^richcupid net^^^^^^,maybe she still wants a handsome young man?
So this freak has gone from Marilyn Manson (40) to Mickey Rourke (56). Who's next? It will have to be some geezer in his 70s or 80s.
I can kind of forgive Mickey for the face. I mean he was a boxer. Being repeatedly pummeled probably doesn't do wonders for the face.
I thought Mickey Rourke was with that other attention whore.
What's her name again?
Oh, that crazy Evan Rachel Wood. What ever will she think of next?! I don't know what's more repulsive: the men she dates or the reason why she dates them.
I think she either dates them because she's boring and overcompensating by dating "freaky" men, or she dates ugly men to make herself feel more attractive by comparison.
As for the "controversial" *strictly platonic* makeout incidents, been there done that. Her publicity stunts are very Skeletina circa early 2000s.
Give the twit about 10 more years before she fucks someone's pretty boy husband, overcompensates with a bunch of "I'm a humanitarian" bullshit, and becomes an anorexic Stepford wife.
All these bitches are the same. The minute they step into a tattoo parlor or fuck some poor man's David Bowie, the sensationalized bile that comes out of their mouths hits the fan.
So transparent.
Mickey Rourke was always ugly but the plastic surgery made him hideous. His face looks like he's morphing into a male version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. I have no idea what ERW sees in him. IMO he's the stuff nightmares are made of.
They're definitely fucking. He's got that proud smirk on his face that says "I'm fucking a young'un". Seen it before on Hugh Hefner and others.
Oh, look at that. The hair and makeup's already lightening.
You know, Manson being the biggest bitch of them all about conformity, he sure likes conforming women in Dita von Teese's likeness.
So, it's "wrong" to conform, unless Marilyn Manson's the one telling you what you should conform into.
Marilyn Manson's a butthurt, self-righteous, hypocritical, schoolyard little fucktard.
I'm beginning to question her sanity....
Submitted by Faith on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 3:56pm.
The way he's holding her is scary.
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I kinda like it. It has a air of 'I've got you and I'm about to twirl you around and ravage your mouth in a way that tells you exactly how I'm going to make love to you once we're alone'.
.... slow exhale.... bbl
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 3:39pm.
for most men 15-30 is about their pleasure. 30-40 they notice someone else is there. 40+ it's all good.
praise the lord and pass the Wiskey!
that is soooo true
Oh, that clip from 9-1/2 Weeks makes me sad. He really was a hot piece. Not to be confused with the Mme. Tussaud's fuckery he's got going on now.
Electra Rachel Wood's dress is pretty, but she ruins it with what is without question a parteiadler.
The way he's holding her is scary.
Hey maybe that "Thirteen" movie was actually a documentary...Daddy complex!!
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This girl clearly has daddy issues. There can be no other explaination for her choices in "men". I can't believe this is the same girl that was on "Once and Again".
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:32pm.
If I were a young hot actress I'd be fucking Drake & Josh or some shit. It's kinda sick to be craving the grandpa peen.
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dear the grandpa type usually know a hell of a lot more about how to please a woman in bed than any 20 year old.
for most men 15-30 is about their pleasure. 30-40 they notice someone else is there. 40+ it's all good.
Your mileage may vary.
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I am going on record as saying that I do not find woman beaters attractive...once a beater always a beater...Here's the info on meatface:
He's got a plenty creepy mug shot to go with this particular arrest...it looks like he's got a few other arrests on his record to enhance his desirability to all those codependent enough to find this sociopath attractive.
Date Arrested: July 18, 1994
Charges: spousal abuse, Carre Otis.
Action: Alledgedly, he slapped and kicked his wife Carre Otis in Los Angeles. The couple had met while filming the X-rated movie 'Wild Orchid'.
The Story:
In July 1994, police were called to the house of actor Mickey Rourke and his wife, fellow actress Carre Otis. Rourke, a former boxer and actor, and his wife were at their Hollywood home when it was alleged that Mickey Rourke slapped and kicked his wife on the night of July 18.
Mickey Rourke was arrested by police, and was ordered to stand trial for the spousal abuse charges. However, in December of 1994, Rourke's wife, Carre Otis, failed to appear in court for the second time. As a result, Los Angeles prosecutors were forced to drop the spousal abuse charges, and Mickey Rourke was never made to answer for the charges
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:28pm.
I concur, that's why I'd only sleep with him once.
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If I were a young hot actress I'd be fucking Drake & Josh or some shit. It's kinda sick to be craving the grandpa peen.
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
A SEXY-UGLY actor is Daniel Craig. He's not handsome, but he carries himself well and seems very confident, which makes him sexy.
Mickey Rouke used to be sexy-ugly, like 21 years ago, during the 91/2 weeks days.
This nasty little girl is sick. She and Jamie Bell were cute together but then she dumped him to be with Manson and now this.
also:
her hair looks like she dumped a bottle of sun-in on it
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her make up looks like she put it on with spackle and a putty knfe
she's so desperate for attention. career whore. she's just trying to be edgy and get free publicity. Ga-ROSSSS! I bet she has to drink alot (a handle of vodka) just to look at him.
He is hot and from his movies I would say and excellent fuck.I just love this guy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is easily the most fuckable starlet in Hollywood.
I mean that anyone with SAG card and over the age of Infinity has a shot.
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I don't know why, I think she's kinda sexy.
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What is wrong with this little girl??? She was sexually abused. Get help man.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She clearly has a daddy complex...i'm guilty of that as well so can't really judge. But Marylin and now him i mean thats pretty BAD
Oh and, even though it seems to be a shut case, just wanted to throw it out there. The eagle symbol was not initially associated with the Nazi Party (same with the swastika) so she may or may not be aware of its other affiliations.
I think there's a big distinction between sexy-ugly and just not classically handsome. I wouldn't consider Jeff Goldblum or Christopher Walken in any way,shape or form ugly. Hatchet-face Rourke on the other hand....
Evan Rachel Wood has the worst taste in men ever, maybe because she's so pretty and wants to give ugly men a break or some shit. Otherwise I can't explain it. MK how could you bring up the horror of hatchet face's dick! It probably does look like a pork rind. *Nightmares*
STFU!!!
adding to my list...James Woods (why do i find him hot?!), Jeff Goldblum-hes certainly not classicly handsome but hes a total ladies man. It helps that hes extremely intelligent.
Oh, and Adrien Brody.
I can think of one woman that might fit the sexy ugly definition: Gina Gershon.
Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:05pm.
Theres a lot to be said for SEXY-UGLY actors. Charles Bronson..sexy ugly. Willem DaFoe, Benicio Del Toro, Nic Cage, Christopher Walken... so many more.
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Willem Dafoe is my ULTIMATE sexy ugly fantasy. I've longed for that man since I was 13-14 years old...
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:48pm.
You guys are freaking me out. Are we going to have to establish a mandatory eye test in this bitch, cuz some of you have got to be blind to find anything even remotely hot about this dude
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Theres a lot to be said for SEXY-UGLY actors. Charles Bronson..sexy ugly. Willem DaFoe, Benicio Del Toro, Nic Cage, Christopher Walken... so many more.
Of course only men can get away with the whole sexy ugly thing.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:57pm.
But...but...anne hathaway really IS the "ugliest woman on the planet" honestly, not even her personality can save her. But thats just me.
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On topic:
However fucked up Mickey´s face is, he´s still an upgrade from that Marilyn Manson freak.
I don´t know, I kind of like him... especially after his acceptance speech at the Globes, it was great. It was probably the first acceptance speech that kept my attention the whole time.
Apart from when Joe Pesci won of course...
R_H_K - yeah man, regardless of how hot he was 20yrs ago, he's gross, obviously disturbed, and according to Madam S he's a woman beater too. And ERW is really pretty, but she seems so empty and contrived that the only thing I ever think of when I see her is DADDY ISSUES DADDY ISSUES DADDY ISSUES!
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:48pm.
Agreed. If this were the other way around, and Mickey Rourke was a chick, no guy would ever find anything attractive about her. I've seen comments on this site calling Anne Hathaway the ugliest woman on the planet and yet this guy is somehow a fuckable piece.
I guess that's not a bad thing. Maybe women are better attuned to inner beauty. But Mickey Rourke doesn't even seem pretty on the inside.
WTFOMGLOL,
I just watched that clip, and HOLY SMOKES he was gorgeous, hot, beautiful in 9 1/2 Weeks! He really fucked himself up. I looked at some photos on IMDB and he had already done something horrible to his face by the mid 90's and wasn't looking at all like himself. Why the hell would he do it? He must have that body dismorphic disorder. What a crime.
I love that he carries around his tiny little dogs in sweaters and jackets. So cute. Still... it's a shame about the past wife beating history and the plastic surgery.
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Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:23pm.
Kim Basinger is a basket case..thats why u hardly see her out anymore. She has panic attacks, agoraphobia, etc. She was gorge, tho.
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The last time I saw her on film was in 8 Mile playing a douchbags mom.
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I saw her in a movie the other day, The Sentinel, she was also in that movie The door in the floor (pretty good movie btw). And she is still absolutely stunning.
You guys are freaking me out. Are we going to have to establish a mandatory eye test in this bitch, cuz some of you have got to be blind to find anything even remotely hot about this dude and his sad little friend
"When I try to imagine what the dick is like, my peendar shuts down and gives me a 404 error."
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I dont know what it is about Mickey, but I am intrigued about him too...I think he could be crazy, but in a sexy way even though he is less than attractive. I cant really explain it.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:14pm.
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welcome :)
just to see the contrast between then and now.
he was beautiful back then, just the kind of guy I would go for.
Just cause he won a Golden Globe doesn't mean it's okay to fuck him.
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Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 12:23pm.
Kim Basinger is a basket case..thats why u hardly see her out anymore. She has panic attacks, agoraphobia, etc. She was gorge, tho.
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The last time I saw her on film was in 8 Mile playing a douchbags mom.
Anyway these two seem to match each other crazy for crazy. Any screewriters out there? Please, a Basinger/Rourke film again.
Evan Rachel is pretty enough but she doesn't know if she's coming or going. Good actress though.
I hear she's a pretty good actress, but I just can't get down with her. I think it's because she seems to not know who she is to the point that it emanates. Maybe she'll be more likable in about ten years.
I bet Rourke is the filthiest EVER in bed (thumbs up). But he used to be a wife beater (thumbs down). And then the face (thumbs down).
I don't know, I might hit it with Mickey. His peen is probably the smoothest part of his body. Wait, that might be the best thing...
Anywhatthefuckisshethinking... I'd DEFINITELY do Evan Wood.
And why is the way he is holding her making me hot? I mean it looks like he's about to get rough with her, and not by swishing his face between her boobage. Seriously, I think the kink with Mickey would not be so bad.
Kim Basinger is a basket case..thats why u hardly see her out anymore. She has panic attacks, agoraphobia, etc. She was gorge, tho.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 11:52am.
She really does have a Daddy Complex, doesn't she?
I'm not sure that's exactly her problem, but if you knew her father, you wouldn't be surprised. I'm actually surprised she hasn't turned out a lesbian.
yep 9-1/2 Weeks...one of the sexiest movies EVER.
why cant i find hot shit men like that...i only marry wussies. hmm maybe cuz the hot shit men are bums.
oh mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey (sorry had to do it)