The Twin Messiahs Surface In Tokyo!
If you're in Tokyo and wondering why all the cherry blossoms are suddenly in full bloom, it's because the twin deities float amongst you Quick! Bottle up the air and sell it on eBay! Authentic twin messiah oxygen!
You can tell that the twins have never seen peons before, "Mommy Saint, why is everyone so dull and not sparkly shiny like us?" Or maybe the twins are just transfixed by a platter of cupcakes? And why do I really want Knox to shine my shoes while performing a jaunty song and dance number?
The entire holy family caused heart attacks and made bitches spontaneously combust when they arrived in Tokyo today. The entire family! Even the one they had a while ago. You know, the one who lives in an ivory tower, has skin made out of blessed snow and is growing her golden hair out so that someone can climb up to give her some attention? Yeah, that one. She was there too!
And I always knew Maddox was a Really Broke Housewives of Atlanta fan. That furry hat on his head is an homage to Kim Zolciak's road kill wig. His looks more realistic......and he knows it.
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The twin girl looks exactly like her Grandpa Voight! Angie should let her Dad see his Grandkids. So what if he said she was nuttier than a fruitcake...SHE IS!!!!
Brad loves to drink,” an insider told Star. “He looks forward to his Heineken,”
Another insider says the heavier drinking has only started recently.
“He used to have two or three beers because Angie wouldn't let him get drunk,” said the source. “But now he'll have a six-pack at one sitting, easily. No food. Just beer.”
The idea of Brad knocking back brewskies is not sitting well with Jolie.
“Angie really let Brad have it,” said a friend about an episode that happened after the Golden Globes. “He was pulling her around all night. At one point, Brad practically pushed her over a hedge as they were heading into the VIP section. Angie just snapped. She was furious.”
The fact that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been nominated for so many acting awards is said to have exacerbated the situation because they're expected to attend so many parties where alcohol is prevalent.
“Brad's drinking more than usual,” said an insider. “When they went out to dinner in Berlin with friends, they both were drinking red wine. But Angie only had a glass and a half, while Brad downed almost a whole bottle!
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The drunk almost pushed her over a hedge! LMFAO!!
Submitted by Libra on Thu, 01/29/2009 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 4:45pm.
husband: Brad Pitt; ex-husband: , Jonny Lee Miller (actor)
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Brad Pitt?? Husband? When did THIS happen
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I guess you CAN'T believe everything you read. I think it's a mix between wishful thinking and a slip of the tongue. Even one of Brad's co-stars referred to them as being married. Maybe they're "IN" on something we're not!
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 4:45pm.
husband: Brad Pitt; ex-husband: , Jonny Lee Miller (actor)
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Brad Pitt?? Husband? When did THIS happen?? :s
U are completely righ Libra. Hmmm the Twins and SHiloh look like brad. Interesting they don't have Jolie's features.
Coma Caca!!
According to her stats, she has blue eyes. But they do sort of look blue/green at times.
If anything they look closer to gray at times vs green.
Full Name: Angelina Jolie
Occupation: Actress
Date of Birth: 4 June 1975
Place of Birth: Los Angeles, USA
Height: 5' 7"
Relations: Father: Jon Voight (actor); mother: Marcheline Bertrand (former actress); brother: James Haven Voight (director); husband: Brad Pitt; ex-husband: , Jonny Lee Miller (actor)
Hair color: Dark Brown
Eye color: Blue
I agree with all those who think the twins look just like BABIES !! They're very cute and chubby but no more than any other baby out there!
Its not shocking that the two most "supposedly" gorgeous faces on earth did not make the "most gorgeous looking kids ever" !!!
What's weird tho is how much all the 3 bio kids look the same. I dont see any hint of Angie in them... they all look EXACTLY like Brad. And lets not forget, he's got big lips too! And Angie doesn't have blue eyes, hers are green! Everything about Shiloh, Viv and Knox is Brads IMO.
I could care less about their parents, but the child bashing is unnecessary. These kids do not look slow or vacant, they are 6 month/2 year olds with cameras going off in their faces. Are they supposed to look giggly and smiley?
Submitted by K2 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 9:34am.
OK, I noticed something else in these photos. If this wasn't staged, then why are Pax, Zahara and Shiloh color coordinated (all wearing gray cords)?
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A.Hole Jolie, Pit, and the other two boys have on gray, too. Color coordination (uniformity) is supposed to be suggesting stability.
Another way you can tell this was staged is that the press and fans are there, plus A.J. is fully defrosted.
"Jaunty song and dance number" classic...These two are jokes. Not the twins, their stupid parents. All I see is a staged photo op with a balloon caption that reads, "Will THIS win me an Oscar??" Interesting how they can fly private jets when they want to go unnoticed but come award time, they're whoring themselves and their kids out for PR.
Hate that Whorealina. And the mumble mouth retard she's with too!
OK, I noticed something else in these photos. If this wasn't staged, then why are Pax, Zahara and Shiloh color coordinated (all wearing gray cords)? Why is Pax wearing a scarf like a fashionista? Plus he's sportin' a fresh clean haircut. None of the scraggly shit that we're used to seeing. Whenever these kids look clean - you know it was planned in advance!
One other thing that annoys the piss out of me is that Jolie never holds her kids hand. She holds their wrist. I understand that sometimes you need to control them (if they're attempting to run) but there's nothing like feeling those little fingers in your hand. Nothing about her screams "maternal" to me.
Most recent garbage spewing from Jolie's mouth:
Angelina Jolie says that her six young children are so used to travelling around that they don't even get jetlag. "We travel so much, we never have to adjust. We change school time to four in the afternoon if we have to," Jolie told 'OK'. The kids even enjoy their travels, the Hollywood star revealed at the Screen Actors Guild: "Our kids are always packing, they like to pack; it's a game in our house".
AND HOW THE F*CK WOULD SHE EVEN REALIZE IF HER 6 MONTH OLDS WERE JET LAGGED? - IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN TELL HER. SHE LIVES IN SUCH A STATE OF DELUSION THAT IT'S QUITE FRIGHTENING TO THINK OF HER AS A MOTHER TO 6 ! PACKING IS A GAME, NOW- BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY ARE TEENAGERS AND FIND A LOVE INTEREST AND WANT TO HANGOUT WITH THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS? WILL THESE TWO DOPES EVER PUT ASIDE THEIR OWN NEEDS FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDREN?!
Submitted by Phoebe on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:41am.
Sorry if this has already been mentioned further back, but those kids have Grandpa Jon Voight's albino coloring and features.
I bet St Mama hates that...
Maybe we should start calling them the Voight-Pitts? They do look like him but if James Haven is the daddy...eww... actually that's going a but far even for me.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:23am.
Hunny, this time of night, you can call me whatevah you want.
Really, lizzieb is off to bed by now...
Ha ha. I'm up now though. Two thoughts. Why is Viv twice the size of Knox? Really, it looks like she's been stealing his food. They do look vacant, sorry but they do but I think it's the shock of seeing mommy and daddy- as in 'who in hell are these two?' The second thought is now someone has pointed out that the kids arms aren't in the carrier right that is all I can see- those babies look really awkward. Angie is beating a nanny with a coathanger for doing it wrong as we speak...
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
Just Jarhead deleted my comments, too! He/she/it did leave up some loon's stalker-ish reply to me, though.
JJ-loser loons....yeah wine!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I'm so glad I was a member of D-Listed before I even dared to look at JustJared or any of those other sites.
There was another site I used to go to that deleted all my comments too. It wasn't Drunken Stepfather, but it was something close to that.
I actually gave a lot of entertainment forums a spin, and so it turns out that I only liked three out of at least ten of them.
Now I feel bad for D-Listed, because I have a tendency to enter long winded rants. Haha.
Well it looks like I am not going to tread at all any more.. And it is too bad because I had a lot of fun on the Suri Cruise threads, but the TomKat fan wasn't nearly as crazy as the Loonies.
Submitted by sum_1ns_mum on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:32am.
JJ is the promised land for Brangeloonies, they each have a shrine to their Gods, Tread lightly in an Angie thread there.
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Thanks for that Team Valtrex.. I just didn't get it I have read some really nasty stuff in the comments re. other celeb babies, and I have never seen as many deleted comments as I did on that one thread.. They are all nuts. I have left comments on JJ before and have never been reported for abuse, I keep it clean and now I am being moderated?! That is some funny sh!t
Submitted by sum_1ns_mum on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 2:16am.
Anyone know what the deal is with JJ and the BrAngeloonies on that site. I posted a comment earlier over there and obviously someone took offense to it got my comment deleted and now I am being moderated wtf is up with that?
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They have a rule there, you can't ever say anything even remotely anti-Angie. Other opinions are not welcome. Welcome back to dlisted, where we see past the People magazine headline.
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Anyone know what the deal is with JJ and the BrAngeloonies on that site. I posted a comment earlier over there and obviously someone took offense to it got my comment deleted and now I am being moderated wtf is up with that?
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:50am.
Nite hon, great to see you. Hope everything's going well.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:28am.
I would've hugged, but you slipped away, like a prostitute that can't break a 50 in the night.
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LIKE A WHORE THAT CAN'T BREAK A 50 IN THE NIGHT!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:37am.
Oh my God!!! We've met, in person. Nite, love.
:) :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Submitted by Phoebe on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:41am.
Mommy herself is starting to look like John Voight. Her looks are exponentially fading.
Sorry if this has already been mentioned further back, but those kids have Grandpa Jon Voight's albino coloring and features.
I bet St Mama hates that...
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 1:28am.
I would've hugged, but you slipped away, like a prostitute that can't break a 50 in the night.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:25am.
You, my dear, are the sweetest person/monkey on the face of the earth. Smooches and hugs to you.
TV - "waving"? I'm banging my head on my desk (for a damned good reason) and you are waving? Come on, a hug, at least. No Canadian bacon for you, manslut!!!
On topic: Pax (I think) looks sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7upBJ63qGwY
Methinks that Knox is a little "runt-ish" for a 6 mo old. But what do I care...
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night, 2drink, great to see you, and I'm sorry you can't make it this year (start planning for next year)
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Thos babies are sooo cute!
Fine, cheetums offered her box wine! LOL. I gotta go the reserves are coming in. Get your drink on and get all OT, sluts. Night.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:48am.
hehehe
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Valtrex - bottle whore!!! :P
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:37am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:36am.
You were right once? Who knew!
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Cha! I'm always right! What?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:04am.
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but that link had nothing to do with scientology, and frankly, I'm quite depressed now.
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So, yeah. I went all the way back to check and...um, yeah.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:36am.
You were right once? Who knew!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
@lizardbits:
I know what you mean. There are two things I've watched, so horrific I don't even want to say, that I've never really been right since. I fake it, mostly:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
stoney: ya see? not all that crazy... just a bit. I'm going to sleep now. Talk to you later.
Those babies are fuckin cute with their chubby cheeks I must say! Too bad they have shitty parents!
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I know!!!! I seriously could not sleep without the lights on for DAAAAAYS!!!!
I was tired.
Apologize for traumatization.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:07am.
Socky!Lizardbits!TV!Mani!Stoney!Angel!
Hello to you too!
It must take all the strength angie can get just to carry one of those blobs around.
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Manimal!!!! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* It's good to see you!
ON T: Uh...messiahs...they ugly. I call 'em like I see 'em.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:23am.
Hunny, this time of night, you can call me whatevah you want.
Really, lizzieb is off to bed by now...
yeah... I usually click on the links that they post here, but now I'm reeeeally cautious.
stoney: WITH THE KNOWLEDGE that I'm a wimp.
*cowers in corner*
I just can't deal! *shrugs* Drugs I can do, gangs, no problem! Fucking cults that kill people weird me out, man.
lizzy, can I call you lizzy? Anyhoo, I watched that clip while doing research on them and it freaked me out and then I stopped.
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Stoney don't watch it! Its very disturbing and will make you paranoid.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:19am.
damn, I'm already drinking for 2.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 01/28/2009 - 12:19am.
Really? You mean it? I'll run off right now a...
waaaaait a minute! you're just trying to get me to join, aren't you bitch? I see through you!
You can't have me! I'll... I'll... cry if you get near me!!!