Queen, Is That You?
Oh, shit. For a quick second I thought that was Cleo from Set It Off walking the beach in St. Lucia with Gargamel's sexier twin Amy Wino. I got excited, because a big bad lezzie is exactly what Wino needs in her life. They will smack you in the teeth and kick you in the crotch bone with their Timberlands if you fuck around. They don't play.
A while ago, I was getting gross at some bar with a dude who was not my boyfriend at the time. My bull dyke friend grabbed me by the hair and dragged me out of the bar. She told me to take my slutty ass home and stick my asshole under the tub faucet if I wanted some action. That shit turned me on. I would've become her woman right then and there, but she threw me in a cab.
That's the kind of butch love Wino needs. When she's about to suck on the bad shit pipe, she needs a butchie friend to yank her by the crack nest and beat the fuckery out of her.
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She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......richcupid net......?
You know it is a website for wealthy dating.
Remember when she first got there and we (OK I) thought she looked healthier? Now she just looks like a really scary man with a serious deformity.
Wino needs to realize that her bloat belly is not sexy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
LEAVE AMY ALONE!!!
Or you'e going to have to answer to me.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Long torso with a really bloated stomach? Now that's hot. That DOES look like Queen Latifah. Amy's lookin' a little long in the tooth, YAR!
STFU!!!
Submitted by kayray on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 10:57am.
i agree. she has a weird torso though, not just her stomach. it's really...long? or something. it just doesn't look right. not that she looks right as a whole or anything.
She has the ugliest stomach I've ever seen yet she insists on showing it off.
Thanks Lily!
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 8:51am.
LMAO @ Lily!
YESSSSS I see it!
Someone mentioned on another day that she looked like a young Howard Stern. I supposed of Howard and Jason had a child, 'IT' (and I do mean IT) would prolly look like them!
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Actually, KD said it...I was just giving a shout-out....
I think she looks like Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)
I don't appreciate you talking shit about Lateef's.
Wino, the hair.. I understand, dear.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site ***wealthymeetup. c om*** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
*shudder*
OK, i believe there is more to a woman than looks and superficial beauty is overrated, ... but jesusfuckingchrist, to me that walking drowned corpse is positively crossing the line.
There is not enough pitch black in the darkest night that i ever could hit that.
Amy does look better for her. I think she has moved up on the death-warmed over scale.
Someone needs to burn those jeans.
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She looks like a fur ball that Spagetti Cat would cough up.
she looks so much healthier :)
love the "going bananas in st lucia" t-shirt hahahaa :-D
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I'm a big fan of Amy's music but this bitch is starting to like an alien. The rest of her body is skinny except that bloated stomach and her huge head.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:00pm.
OMG, you quoted Brokeback! I think I love you.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
LMAO @ Lily!
YESSSSS I see it!
Someone mentioned on another day that she looked like a young Howard Stern. I supposed of Howard and Jason had a child, 'IT' (and I do mean IT) would prolly look like them!
Lily- I think maybe you spend too much for your coffee if I owe you for a mouthful!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 8:41am.
Every time I look at her without her crackhive, I swear it's Jason Biggs in drag.
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You SO owe me for a mouthful of coffee...:)
Every time I look at her without her crackhive, I swear it's Jason Biggs in drag.
MK, This post is just so brilliant, hilarious and perfect on such a variety of different levels.
You're the beam with my coffee, as always. :)
Thanks. xo
Sandbitch, you are my hero!
seeing that skippy ad makes you think the fast forward parady with the bomb was pretty plausible
and the cooeee comp- so official!!
awesome links aye!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:55am.
oooooh thankyou!
the only options for aus day here in vienna were the aussie pubs filled with kontiki fuks! and it just isn't the same when it's minus 6 :o(
you know...i've been a veggo since i was 12...but always thought (or refused to think ) that chiko rolls were vegetarian and now this boned mutton shit lol
i'd still hit it though
and yes, those lovely thick crunchy ends...one for starters and one to finish it of mmmmmm
Submitted by sjsmitty on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:46am.
omg! a chiko roll
damn that makes me miss home
happy late australia day!
==hehe, nice thick crunchy ends!
Happy belated Australia Day! A couple of us hijacked a thread in honour of Aussie Day last nite. I'll find you a link...you'll love some of the stuff we put up, hehe.
Fucking Darryl Braithwaite and Sherbet, NUDE, I kid you not.
Australia Day Fuckery (scroll down to the list of youtube links)
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30361
Oh god what is wrong with me...I think Wino looks good!? Well maybe she will get her shit together after all.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
omg! a chiko roll
damn that makes me miss home
happy late australia day!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:24am.
I scooted my arsener over to the open thread
:) topic cops
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:19am.
Heard it referred to once as a jew-fro.
I laughed. Guiltily.
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Hehe. Now I feel guilty, although that's a constant state as a lapsed Catholic ;)
Mutton is more "mature" lamb so proper chewy and cheaper.
Soooo a Chiko is a take off of a Chinese egg roll. So the 'ch' stands for CHinese, what does the 'iko' stand for? I Keel Over?
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Oh and 'boned mutton'? Did they really need to specify that it was 'boned', isn't that rather implied?
I feel slightly ill.
So basically this chika thing is a deep fried sandwich?
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It appears that Amy hasn't figured how to the use washing machine in the private villa yet. Look at her filthy jeans! I'm figuring that's Camden dirt on those jeans.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 6:15am.
Awful, awful hair on Amy though.
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Heard it referred to once as a jew-fro.
I laughed. Guiltily
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The Chiko Roll is an Australian savoury snack developed by Frank McEncroe, a boilermaker from Bendigo, and first appeared at the Wagga Wagga Agriculture Show in 1951[1][2]. It was inspired by the Chinese egg roll and spring rolls and was designed to be able to be eaten with one hand whilst drinking a beer with the other. The Chiko roll consists of boned mutton, celery, cabbage, barley, rice, carrot and spices in a tube of egg, flour and dough which is then deep-fried.
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Mutton? WTF IS mutton anyway? Sheeps arse?
I enjoyed the use of 'whilst', adds class.
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Awful, awful hair on Amy though.
Dry melba toast isn't nearly as photogenic.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:58am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:35am.
Hung over my little gladiola?
==Just a tad. Gladioli.
Your avies are making me fat.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 5:35am.
Hung over my little gladiola?
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Submitted by george33 on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 2:18am.
looks weird though.
=And you're a waste of fucking bandwidth.
Amy is looking friggin' grimy again! When did she last take a swim FFS?
Hang on, no swim, bloated guts, she's prolly on the Diva Cup.
Does that rhyme?
She was probably lured there with a trail of crack crumbs and the promise of a brief Hannukah vacation.
Now that four weeks have passed and Amy's wearing clothes from the gift shop, I wonder if it's dawned on her that she's in the midst of an intervention?
"We are all of us in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." C. Hynde/O. Wilde
looks weird though.
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I think she is beautiful,agree with me?To tell the truth,i found she posted a profile on a famous dating site,called ***wealthymeetup. c om*** to seek hot guys, of course there are many celebrities,millionaires,beauties on that site.I joined too,maybe she just look forward some substitutes.
Did she bring along the big girl to make her look even more anorexic!?!
In pic 5 Wino has really long monkey arms. Not that it's a bad thing, if your a monkey.
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Submitted by britegray on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 10:45pm.
Amy looks like the unpleasant substitute in the book "Miss Nelson is Missing."
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Hahahahah Totally!
I have that book somewhere.
uh, well at least she looks clean.
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She looks really, really, really good. FOR HER.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
Holy crap she's unnattractive. If you turned Adam Sandler into a hideous half-girl it would be Wino.
well i disagree with you all!!! i think amy is looking HOT!! best in ages and i have to admit i am rather liking those tattoed arms of hers BUT as delusional as i might be i will admit that her stomach is and always will be best covered up ....