Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie

Tommy Girl said that he's no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.

In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, "My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."

This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn't she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.

I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that's not going to happen.

And since we're on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: "Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!" No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.

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Submitted by Agie on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:04pm.

this bitch is such a hypocrite, she is known for being a major party girl and lets not even start with her family. BITCH!

Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:04pm.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:49pm.
Poor snake. No arms to fend her off.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:03pm.

She probably learned all those valuable life lessons on One Day at a Time, so now she can deal with her problems.

Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:03pm.

My eyeballs just had a drug fueled, STD ridden orgy from looking at her pic. Funny how she skipped over a generation and right to the grandparents.

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:02pm.

She's a hypocritical cunt who has no clue as to how things work down here in the real world. It's easy to tell people to "buck up & don't be a fucking pansy" when you've got more money & drugs than you know what to do with & have never known anything else but a live of privilege. Must be nice.

And her forehead is fucking HUGE! Every single scene she was in in Hostel 2 was upstaged by her giant fucking tenhead. Jesus Christ. And she seems to wear her hair in ponytails quite often, & that only makes it even more obvious.

I officially hate her now.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:01pm.

I guess if your ass is getting probed by Xenu, then you have a life of mental stability and are never, ever unhappy!

Submitted by spankypants on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:00pm.

I'll second what ImpertinentVixen said. Dad used to do drugs WITH Mackenzie Phillips. She probably never met a pill she didn't take. Too bad she wasn't successful at anything like Chynna.

Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:00pm.

Hey Bijou, as someone who would be dead today if not for antidepressants, let me say FUCK YOU, CUNT.

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Submitted by harlee25 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:59pm.

I really agree with you, Zappy...who the fuck is Bijou Phillips anyway?

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Submitted by Zappy on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:58pm.

It's really easy living in an idealistic and virtual world when you don't have real problems to deal with, like worrying about working. That's why these celebu-twat-cunt-whoresnakefuckers piss me off. Some people believe their bullshit and their educational level is like...um..non-existant?

People who haven't any knowledge outside of their own sheltered scientoloscam horshit rubbish, should just have a a nice caffeinated cup of STFU and then rotate on their G-ring down the street, naked.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:56pm.

Fuck Bijou Phillips. Her fucking father was a walking fucking pharmacy, so she should shut her fucking pie hole because she has obvious fucking brain damage.

Fuckity fuck fuck.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:55pm.

*Ahem* If I may:

Bijou, you're a cunt. And a cult freak. And you hit the nose candy, too. Don't lie, bitch.

Where's Charles Manson or Jim?! They must unleash their Dogs of War fury.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:55pm.

Who the hell is that? Whatever; she's right, people need to stop being such fucking pussies and blaming everything on depression.

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Submitted by electra1t on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:54pm.

She should tell that junk to all the people who killed themselves before those pills were created. Slyvia Plath, Virginia Woolf, Hemingway...? I just found a connection between talent and depression no wonder bijou is so fucking happy.

Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:51pm.

Only some body who's never experienced depression can say something so ignorant.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:51pm.

I love how she and equally ugly boyfriend Danny Masterson are listed on Paper as one of Hollywoods "Power Couples" Power Couple of what? Douchebags?

Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:50pm.

I will take advise from her, right after I call Jim Jones, David Koresh and that Applewhite-fuck...Oh, wait, they are all dead. When's her turn?
No, thanks, I don't want any of your cool-aide, bitch.

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:50pm.

Maybe looking like a 20 dollar ho helps depression. Smoking a fatty every day probably doesn't hurt, either.

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:50pm.

Bijou could have done anything in Hollywood or in music, but she messed it up.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:49pm.

I totally agree with her though! People should just get a dog or something....that would totally cure depression. Then again, she probably doesn't understand that some people have chemical imbalances that cause them to be depressed either. So she is, in fact, a total dumbwhoreslutbitchhobag. Those crazy Scientologists need to keep their barley water and vitamins to themselves. If they want to die in total abject pain let them to that. I'd rather have a morphine drip thank you very much!

STFU!!!