Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie
Tommy Girl said that he's no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.
In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, "My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn't she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.
I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that's not going to happen.
And since we're on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: "Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!" No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:15pm.
Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
Great medical advice. People! Throw away your meds this is a breakthrough!
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Thanks Ms. Caligula...In those pics she looks like she shaves her hairline to make it look even more receeded!
i think it's nice that this bitch found the time to finish medical school in between snake bangings and is now sharing her wisdom with the world. what a douchebag.
Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:22pm.
I think it actually goes further back than that:
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LOL...I'm guessing they don't believe in Rogaine either.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
My mighty pimp hand is feeling blue, but if it were allowed to smack this bitch upside the head several times, I am sure it would feel sooo much happier.
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Just do the "Three Stooges" style bitch slap. Less violent and way funner. :)
Submitted by OPlease on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:16pm.
If you're a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead and you know it clap your hands....
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Anti-depressants are given out like freakin Pez...Not everyone on them actually needs them, but there are some seriously fucked up people out there who are chemically imbalanced who desperately need them & just getting over it isnt a realistic option or rather getting over it to them is a bullet in the brain...Who the fuck are these celebs to tell us any of this shit?? Why cant an interview just be about their newest crap fest movie or album that will make our ears bleed or whatever, why do we need to know anything more than that?
I cant even believe I commented on this...
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:15pm.
Wasn't her hairline all the way in the back of her head?
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I think it actually goes further back than that:
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/bijou-phillips...
http://www.shopskyla.com/images_gallery/opening/kelly_bijou_keisha.jpg
http://www.thehairstyler.com/images/The_9th_Annual_Young_Hollywood_Award...
Her tenhead gives Angelina Jolie's tenhead a run for it's money.
People are so gullible, they believe in doctors ,not Xenu. LOL
its easy to stop being a fucking pansy when your cracked out all the time. give me 5 mins alone with the bitch...she'll be begging for medication.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
It's ironic, every movie I've seen this girl in, she is acting like a skank crack whore
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Bijou wasn't acting, just like Skeletina in "Girl Interrupted".
Submitted by E-Meter on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:19pm.
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I watched it over the weekend... I'd forgotten how much I loved it!
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
@Charles Manson
What is Smifnoff? LOL!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
My mighty pimp hand is feeling blue, but if it were allowed to smack this bitch upside the head several times, I am sure it would feel sooo much happier.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by OPlease on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:16pm.
Ha-ha! That was a whole "Clap on, Clap off, cha-cha-cha chia pet, Mesothelioma" informercial combo from hell right thar!
I bow humbly.
I iz not werthy.
Who asked this skank?
Don't look at me, guys- I just measure stress levels....and sometimes tickle Tommy's barleyhole with my control dials.
@islandgirl: nice BV quote!!!
STFU whore.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:11pm.
And drag a brush through that nasty ass mop bitch!
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I pity the fool who'd even dare put a comb or brush to that mop. I can see the GD snarls from hee-yuh.
If you are an attention whore, but you have no discernable talent, you have to play the opinionated cunt card. Them's the rules.
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works a triathalon! ~ESE
If you're a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead and you know it clap your hands....if you're a dumbstuppidwhorecuntslutdickhead and you know it clap your hands......C'mon Bijou, you know this round is for you.....
Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
Great medical advice. People! Throw away your meds this is a breakthrough!
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Wasn't her hairline all the way in the back of her head?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
It's ironic, every movie I've seen this girl in, she is acting like a skank crack whore
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You forgot wigger.
It always amuses me how the people who are most dismissive of psychiatric assistance seem to be in most dire need of it: Bijoup whatsherface, Tommy Girl... I rest my case.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Now that's priceless!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
She probably learned all those valuable life lessons on One Day at a Time, so now she can deal with her problems.
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"I learned the facts of life from watching 'The Facts of Life' "
::cries hysterically:::
I love you, Charlie. Alcohol's always been #1 with me for curing the blues. (Doesn't everyone love Charlie?)
This cunt used to be in AA/NA, wtf is she talking about?????????????????????
Seriously, what do you expect from the forgotten Phillips sister? She's not as talented as either of her sisters, which is a pretty low bar to reach for. She's not even as cool an druggie as Mackenzie!
People may crutch on psychiatric conditions they don't fully understand, but Scientology straight up kills brain cells. I'll take being a "pansy" on meds over being a sheep on toxic dosages of vitamins any day.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:07pm.
OH. MY. GOD. I want your avvie in my mouth NOW!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
And drag a brush through that nasty ass mop bitch!
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:09pm.
She used to be an almost perfect combination of dirty/sexy, but she's not aging well.
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Sir, your standards are showing.
Seriously?
Ack. She looks older than me in this photo!
*ducks*
She's better looking than her crackspore pox faced sister though.
There..I said something nice for a change.
Someone needs to look in the mirror and realize "ugly" is her destiny.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Spent Hooker is the new Beige.
Dude, where's my truck?
She used to be an almost perfect combination of dirty/sexy, but she's not aging well.
Who is she again? That's what I thought.
Yeah drugs are bad Bijous. Shame your dad didn't think so and took more drugs than all the sluts on Dlisted and their parents (and mine were part of Swinging Sixties London so GET THAT). What is it with these Scientology fools? Any "religion" that has a celebrity division should really be taken as a joke. Shame that it is usually the C list and the washed ups that fail to realise how fucked up this all is.
Way to go, Bijou! The Church of Scientology must be so proud!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:51pm.
I love how she and equally ugly boyfriend Danny Masterson are listed on Paper as one of Hollywoods "Power Couples" Power Couple of what? Douchebags?
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Apparently Bijoux's grandparents are the gold standard of mental health. Good for you, girl, calling out other people for being pussies. If only we could all be the rock of sanity that she is.
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Chinocchio needs to stop his lie-telling before his chin gets so big that he'll have to start claiming it on his taxes. -MK on Pete Wentz
Judging from the comments here, this was probably her greatest career move. At least now people know her. I wonder when the sex tape comes out.
It's ironic, every movie I've seen this girl in, she is acting like a skank crack whore (Bully gave me nightmares by the way) hmmm art imitating life?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Drugs have damaged her reasoning skills. Or maybe she doesn't want other people to take drugs because that would mean that there's less of them for her to scarf down.
yea that so easy to fucking say when you DONT have depression, bipolar, schizophrenia, dementia and other related mental illenes
you dumbfuck, Go back to school!!!!
ugh and who the fuck is bijou anyway????
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
i've heard this girls name several times and i saw that her sister is the girl from that show but seriously who the fuck is this girl, what does she do--what is she known for?? i love how all these scienos have absolutey no career but seem to think they know more than doctors?