Bijou Needs A Heaping Serving Of STFU Pie
Tommy Girl said that he's no longer opening up his shit hole about evil anti-depressants, but it looks like he passed down the batshit crazy torch to fellow Scientologist Bijou Phillips. Bijou has some advice for any of you who suffer from a severe case of the sads: stop being such a pussy and get the fuck over it! Basically.
In the new issue of Paper (via UsWeekly), Bijou said, "My grandparents didn't take any pills, and they were fine. Just buck up and get over it. Stop being such a fucking pansy."
This is coming from a bitch whose whole family has self-medicated with the street anti-depressant know as CRACK (and a bunch of other shit too). Why doesn't she tell her sister Mackenzie to just get over being a damn crackhead. You know, eat a barley cookie, shake off the shakes and move on.
I wish Bijou would just buck up and get over being such a dumbstupidwhorecuntslutdickhead, but that's not going to happen.
And since we're on the subject of Bijou, I want to quote one of my favorite comments ever left by a commenter on this site a while ago. They said: "Bijou Phillips would fuck a snake!" No truer words have ever been written. And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
I am gathering that there are quite a few of us pot heads on here! Team Pot Head (I have never said Team anything until now)!
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LMAO
For the record, and for anybody that may be copying and pasting this statement, I do not smoke marijuana.
Sadly, it is the truth. I fear jail too much. I like to keep it legal, only beers here and there. Plus, mr. grape had to quit all poisions due to his TOTAL inability to have just one of anything. However, I do like to talk other people into drinking with me on the nights I do...kind of like Saturday night when the ole' recovering hubby went out with the AA buds...actually, i believe it was all the other fools here that made me do it.
Actually i love talking about drugs in general. It's really interesting how they haven't been decriminalized in this country, we waste so much money and time putting people in jail for first time drug offenses without rehabilitating them or anything, so then once they're realeased they do that same thing cause that's all they know. Sure some people will always be criminals but I don't think drug offenders should be put in jail with rapists and murderers. Obviously they need rehab and another chance in life.
STFU!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:28pm.
I hate to sound like a broken record but your system of health care in the states creates this sort of environment. Not saying you need to be told that or anything...
Equally as bad as what you detailed is the propensity of drug co's to find other conditions or diseases that drug 'x' might help. Sometimes it's valid, but more often than not it's a blatant money grab at the expense of the desperate - and I speak from experience.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Peeps, I met papa John one morning after he stayed at the hotel I was working at (near QVC studio) he had a new Liver cleaned out the mini bar completely and we had to post bill him as we could not accurately calculate the damage. He did not warm to talking about his Autobiography but was happy to discuss his recent Howard Stern appearance. Nice guy, but, what a big party person, OHHH !
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:29pm.
TIGERLILLY, I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD FUCKING GODDAMN TELL YOU THIS. I WAS VERY FUCKING BAD TODAY AND WAS FLIRTING AROUND WITH STONEY. DO YOU FORGIVE FUCKING ME.
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Oh, Cholly...*sigh*...What woman in her right mind can resist ya charms? You're a chick magnet, I realize this; therefore I must learn to cope...*sigh*....
I hope this au jus whore is forced to eat her words some day! And is her mother Michelle Phillips? And is she in this crazy cult too? I always kinda liked that whore...kinda...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Pot should be decriminalized anyway.
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I have GOT to lay off the boxed wine. I thought that said, "Pot should be dickmatized".
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LOL! You're on a role today, IG!
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Ha ha ha! I usually stick a straw in my box o' wine. Saves time!
PurpleD Can I give you a Purple Heart? Aww. You is purshess! :)
Hekki, exactly. Boys are SUPPOSED to be a bit "out there and energized"...the natural aggression they have via testosterone is what has protected us from harm. Men being "macho"!
If we pussify and drug-down our young men...who is going to yell, "Boo Yah!" in the next major war? (-And, yes, there WILL be one, sadly).
Would it sound jealous or ill-willed of me to call Bijou a "bed head gone dead head?"
Yeah. I kinda reached.
grapeddrink, i got a BA in English and can type faster than a mofo.
STFU!!!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:29pm.
Hell, being alive can kill a person.
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OMG All y'all are on a role today!
(yes, I know that's wrong but really, that's what makes it right:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
If your chld is "difficult" aka "a male"
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Ha! Nicely put.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Isn't B. Phil the product of two people who massively did drugs, and her entire blended family who snorted everything including sand????? This Ho's DNA probably consists of every molecule of every pill in the Pill Handbook, physicians guide. Gee ho's who live in glass crack pipe house's shouldn't throw stones.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Pot should be decriminalized anyway.
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I have GOT to lay off the boxed wine. I thought that said, "Pot should be dickmatized".
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LOL! You're on a role today, IG!
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♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
TIGERLILLY, I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD FUCKING GODDAMN TELL YOU THIS. I WAS VERY FUCKING BAD TODAY AND WAS FLIRTING AROUND WITH STONEY. DO YOU FORGIVE FUCKING ME.
When I was a kid I had a grown-up friend who was a drug dealer - just pot only. He was an avid smoker, prbly every day. My parents were alcoholics who had noooo idea what kind of social life I had. But my friend, who was a sweetheart of a guy, died of cancer of the larynx when he was 38. Maybe being an infrequent pothead won't kill ya, but being a frequent smoker might. Oh, yeah - being an alcoholic can also kill ya (see: my dad). Hell, being alive can kill a person. For that matter, preaching scientology to the wrong ppl probably can, too.
I can speak for Paris Herpes and say that this one dlister who keeps it above the belt so to speak in all dlisting debates.
We have debated before, and I can say that I have respect for how PH handles topics here, even the most sensitive ones!
So nobody make me start filing down a shank, now!
Bijou's tittays look nice.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:46pm.
MARIJUANA IS MOST CERTAINLY A HALLUCIOGEN. IT WAS DECLARED A HALLUCIOGEN 80 YEARS AGO BY THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION AND REAFFIRMED YEAR AFTER YEAR AS A HALLUCIOGEN AND REAFFIRMED 1 YEAR AGO
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Is alcohol?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
AND the damn pharmaceutical companies are pushing their agendas big time. It's not the black and latino kids who are being put on these drugs, either (is it?). It is the suburban kids who have the health insurance to pay for it.
The pharmaceutical companies should just lay off the kids and stick to supplying their shit to dumb women who want to be skinny.
And the government needs to get out of bed and stop requiring all these kids to be on drugs (and I'm including GARDASIL in that category, too). Makes my blood boil, I tell you.
Re: MK's conjecture that "And she would totally fuck a depressed snake too."
No self-respecting snake would ever fuck that. Bite it, yes. Fuck it, no.
I heart my antidepressant!! Works best when I wash it down with a cocktail.
Bijou: FUCK OFF AND DIE. Pretty please?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Home: I am with you on that. 100%. Boys are rough and tough and hyper and physical and they are being required to sit and pay attention for a lot longer than they were in the past. Not to mention that they don't get enough exercise in these damn pansy schools anymore. They aren't allowed to win games or have any physical contact. They have no outlet for their aggression except for video games. It's like putting expecting your dog not to chase a squirrel.
I happen to be raising girls, but I feel for moms who are raising boys because everyone expects them to be neutered little dexters and I hate that.
CSB, yeah that was good, thanks!
STFU!!!
red hot, OKAY and everyone else, STFU is my signature, you're the second person who was upset by it in the last 5 minutes. i was just trying to have a rational convo with you, no offense!
anyway, it seems that society can't accept that people will be depressed and that they don't need to be happy all the time. therapy is good if you have anxiety disorders, but get stressed out about everything today, with reason we're in an economic crisis right now and people are losing their jobs.
Also pot is illegal, how else are people supposed to feel!?
STFU!!!
Home vs. Grape:
Debate point goes to Home!
We should get together and reform edu-macation!
We are brilliant debaters and intellectualists and we keep it above the belt...a model for all Dlisters i must say!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:31pm.
Charles, you went from poster child for booze to PSA against
YA WELL I AM STILL A DRUNK. BUT IM TRYING TO SPREAD MY GODDAMN FUCKING KNOWLEDGE TO KEEP FUCKING STUPID KIDS AWAY FROM THE DRUGS. AND PREFERABLY BOOZE ALSO.
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Do as my Cholly says, not as he does...
And didn't this Butjous Phillips usta hang with Parasite and Hohan? And bitch wanna lecture be about drugs???? AW HELLS NAW! Even if that bitch never touched a mind altering substance in her life (yeah, right), the sickening lack of good judgment, insight, self respect and basic human decency CLEARLY lacking which enables one to hang out with such trash renders everything they think, believe and say worthy of a royal flush down the terlit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:02pm.
GrapeDB, you spoke more truth than I have the guts to utter aloud. BUT, we are talking young, average, white/black/brown/yellow males...not crack addicts or street thugs. We are talking REAL boys growing up in the middle-class 'Merica being drugged up by MANDATE.
Most states REQUIRE your child to go to public school. If your chld is "difficult" aka "a male" he is dealt with by telling the parents the child needs medication or "behavior modification". Scary shit.
Something is wrong with that.
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Home, I see your point now and I can't disagree...some docs do hand that shit out to kids without having tried anything else and certain schools will do whatever it takes to get higher scores on standardized testing, even with kids who are borderline ADD or ADHD. I've witnessed it.
You're right. It can be frightening.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Pot should be decriminalized anyway.
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I have GOT to lay off the boxed wine. I thought that said, "Pot should be dickmatized".
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
There's nothing wrong with a toke or two but unfortch it totally shuts down your 'satiated' signal. I'd be 300 pounds if I kept I was still suckin' on the make-shift toilet paper roll pipe. Sometimes you gotta know your limits.
Oh, but! Happy day. The news today announced that getting fat is a virus. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7851031.stm
OMG. That burger and fries I stuffed in my maw is viral!
Praise Cheesus! :))
JUST GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND MY MC DOUBLE AND LET ME FUCKING GODDAMN BE WITH MY ZEP.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
"no need to tell me to shut the fuck up."
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@ red_hot--
You need to put that line on a t-shirt. I would wear the mess out of that shirt.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
What is it with me and dbl posts lately? Pot, thats what. Not really I am OUT DAMN IT!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:02pm.
GrapeDB, you spoke more truth than I have the guts to utter aloud. BUT, we are talking young, average, white/black/brown/yellow males...not crack addicts or street thugs. We are talking REAL boys growing up in the middle-class 'Merica being drugged up by MANDATE.
Most states REQUIRE your child to go to public school. If your chld is "difficult" aka "a male" he is dealt with by telling the parents the child needs medication or "behavior modification". Scary shit.
Something is wrong with that.
Seriously.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:08pm.
Ive smoked weed that made me hallucinate.
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Depending on who you buy from, the herb sometimes has other crap added to it.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
I love it when morons open up their mouths. It actually makes things more amusing.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I am gathering that there are quite a few of us pot heads on here! Team Pot Head (I have never said Team anything until now)!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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I am gathering that there are quite a few of us pot heads on here! Team Pot Head (I have never said Team anything until now)!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
~Bill Hicks
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
Okay, but I'm not the one confusing stress and depression. I'm not even saying it's a bad thing to be unhappy once in a while. I'm just noting that the U.S. does have an unusually high amount of people in therapy versus other countries. And there's so much self-help stuff out there, too. I'm just wondering why that is--no need to tell me to shut the fuck up.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
BURN!!
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Bwahahaha!!
Xanax causes smartassedness. ;-)
xo
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Ive smoked weed that made me hallucinate. Same effect as mushrooms. But 90% of the time i gotta say its not a hallucinate. As far as the AMA calling it that, well they do have a political agenda.
Its illegal because mexicans and black people like it.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
hilarious! you make me smile :)
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
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damn straight baby! or get a bag of weed weighted down with too many orange peels and filled with basil
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Around here we call that potpourri.
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I am totally for people getting the meds they need. --Hekki
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:03pm.
I've always thought Danny Masterson was a hot piece, but then I found out he was in bed with Xenu and this dumbslut. The whole allure went out the window for me. Too bad.
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I always thought that he and his brother had these weird, squishy faces, Christopher, more than Danny. I just never thought either one was cute, but thats me. I'm more into Timothy Olyphant, Guy Pearce and Ed Norton.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:05pm.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING FULL PROOF GODDAMN CURE FOR THE BLUES. A FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF SMIFNOFF AND A TENDER FUCKING GODDAMN ROAST BEEF.
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Pot should be decriminalized anyway.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by jwormyk on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Charlie Manson your comment was quite poetic, but slightly inaccurate. You can also die from Zanax
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Xanax.
Prolonged weed use impairs spelling ability.
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ooooohh...no u diiin't...BURN!!!! (no pun intended)
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
I don't really get worked up over the medicate or don't medicate debate, but I will say one thing
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madam s., my rant was relegated to children being forcefully drugged as mandated by the government. Barely on topic and I deserve to be spanked in my cow-tit suit.
I know, I shouldn't have even touched on that kettle of worms but sometimes I can't help myself. I get so damned angry.
Marijuana isn't a hallucinogen, in my experience, but I stopped smoking 10 years ago. I understand the shit they're growing/selling now is more potent.
Does anyone remember 1-800-POT-GUYS (or something like that, I have to ask Mr. Hekki when he gets home) in NYC? You'd call them and they'd deliver. They had cool packaging. It was like Urban Fetch for pot. Anyone?
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by jwormyk on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Marijuana is harmless!
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unless you run into a cop or an old dealer you stole from some years ago
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HA, HA, HA!
or you get a bag of shit!
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damn straight baby! or get a bag of weed weighted down with too many orange peels and filled with basil!
grapeddrink, that's more about nurture than anything else. it some cases, removal from the home might be suggested. and a prescription for Risperdal.
STFU!!!
Submitted by jwormyk on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 6:38pm.
Charlie Manson your comment was quite poetic, but slightly inaccurate. You can also die from Zanax
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Xanax.
Prolonged weed use impairs spelling ability.
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Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?--Tubereuse
I've always thought Danny Masterson was a hot piece, but then I found out he was in bed with Xenu and this dumbslut. The whole allure went out the window for me. Too bad.
STFU!!!