Hot Slut Of The Week: Stains
Birthday: I don't know, but I hope he gets a giant cupcake on that day!
Age: ?
Birth Name: Stains
Original Date of HS of the Day: January 24, 2009
Claim to Fame: Stains became an instant star after The Soup posted a clip of an evil witch teasing him with a tray of beautiful white cupcakes with sprinkles (!!!). Stains was able to resist but I'm sure he put a spell on that bitch Victoria with his hypnotic eyes. Not only is Victoria allergic to cupcakes now, but Stains has banished her to the cupcake field. Don't fuck with Stains.
Where is he now? Probably still trying to eat those cupcakes with his eyes.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because any bitch who can restrain themselves from an eating a cupcake for that long deserves every accolade this world has to offer. And Stains and Spaghetti Cat totally need to star in a remake of Milo & Otis.
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Luv dogs, Stains' face looks Human lke, furry but human.
does anyone know where i can get a still picture of stains' crazy eyes? i've been googling every incarnatino of stains' name, and nothing comes up. He, spaghetti cat and dramatic chipmunk should be in a new remake of Homeward Bound movie. Either that or AbFab
Lol...The dog is so cute, katty has one like it too. she is the most welcomed woman on the wealthy romance site ^^^^^^^^richcupid net^^^^^^^^
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Damn, MK had to yank "The Soup" clip! Rats.
@walker on Tue, 01/27/2009 - 1:21pm.
You got a point there. The dickwad owners started feeding Stains people treats. NOW they're annoyed that he craves them?
I love this dog..he is so freaking cute!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
And I hate the owners for picking that name. A*sholes. And to top it off this b*tch doesn't just show him ONE cupcake, Oh NO! She has to hold a big ass tray full of them right in front of his face! Cruelty from all directions. Poor dog. I hope he mauls them all!
Stains has my vote! I definitely have to hand it to him for resisting that big tray of cupcakes! Poor thing, that was cruel. Go Stains!
Stains is the next pasgetti cat!
He will be known as Cupcake Doggie!
Seriously...he is hella cute and love those longing for a cupcake eyes...what restraint!
Love, love LOVE ALL CRITTERS, but I specially adore dogs...since I just got one and she is the queen of all queens (as in spoiled and BEAUTIFUL!)
vanilla cupcakes, some with vanilla frosting and some with chocolate frosting....and you will have to move fast cuz cupcakes don't last long (and the kid isn't even home). I have to put chocolate on some because I hate chocolate frosting, just so I won't eat them all LOL. But grandma got a sweet tooth too...
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puppy side eye.
jussayin:
What flavor are those luscious cupcakes and can I have one..or two?
my cupcakes are done and delicious y'all!!
I was gonna take a nap but here comes the power company digging up shit!! *mad* at least they kncked to let me know I'll have no water in a few hours; good thing I just started my laundry...
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puppy side eye.
I think I am going to make some cupcakes now...
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puppy side eye.
Come Stains.......come Stains!!!
this is seriously the funniest shit I have ever seen, I can't stop laughing at it!!
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I feel bad for you people's dogs if you give them cupcakes and tortillas and crap like that. Dogs are not supposed to eat cupcakes, its very bad for them. This is just teaching the dog not to snap at food that they're not supposed to have.
Giving the dog chicken is supposed to be temporary until they learn shit
Damn, I got total insommnia. Had to come and check out Stains again. My eyeballs are probably similar to Stains' right now.
i don't have any idea though.
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that is the EXACT same expression I get when I'm denied a plate of delicious cupcakes!
Yo. This clip touches my heart so much right now because I'm on a diet. I haven't had a cupcake since December 21st. I'm dyin here.
...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
<3 Stains <3
Submitted by vegaschick on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 7:27pm.
Exactly. I'd love to see her use a clicker and a bag of chicken on a dog that's trying to kill her. Until she gets in the trenches and pulls two big, pissed off dogs apart then she is just another attention whore with a reality show. That clicker shit kills me. I'm sure it works in some cases and I've met a lot of people who want to use it in rescue. Right until you get one who is coming through a damn crate after you. I've never met anyone who was an advocate of the clicker when there's teeth, jaws, and 100 pounds of pissed off anti-social rage coming at them.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
I love him. I love the name Stains. "Come Stains!" This made me laugh out loud until I cried!
Stains! Go felch!
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"If I have done anything that has brought this house into disrepute, I most humbly apologize," declared Thomas Taylor, lord of Blackburn.
....Congradulations Stains!!! I hope your wish to maul that bitch who denied you that delish plate of cupcake comes true! That look..I know you are wishing just that....*golf claps*
Now the campaign begins for Hot Slut of the year....I'm rootin' for ya pal!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptology Trainer is denying Stains his cupcakes!!! It's like crack for Stains!!!
I think this chick is such a douche. I mean, she doesn't even manage to make a significant difference in a lot of the homes she visits and that's visiting chihuahuas who bite ankles and poodles who eat poop. I wanna see her take on a pit with aggression issues like Cesar. I know a lot of people don't agree with his methods, but he's better than this joker.
LOL Diego, every time I watch her I think the same thing. All she does is throw bits of chicken at Maltese and Yorkies and tell them to sit. Big fucking deal. I want to see her break up two fighting pitbulls or try to control an agressive Rottie, then she'll have my respect.
And poor Stains, just give him a fucking cupcake already.
I hate myself for laughing at this video but I can't help it...however it REALLY makes want to bitch-slap that stupid so-called dog trainer or whatever she calls herself.
Oh and I agree 100% with Diego's comment.
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I think this chick is such a douche. I mean, she doesn't even manage to make a significant difference in a lot of the homes she visits and that's visiting chihuahuas who bite ankles and poodles who eat poop. I wanna see her take on a pit with aggression issues like Cesar. I know a lot of people don't agree with his methods, but he's better than this joker.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
stains is a cupcake whore, shameless slut puppy.
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Submitted by masquedance on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:50pm.
Way to go Stains!!!! I'd buy advanced tickets to Stains and Spaghetti Cat in a Milo & Otis remake; MK you SO should pitch that idea to someone! ;)
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
A curse on the bitch who put cupcakes on your face!
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That Victoria is a whore. I watched an episode where she tried to get a Jack Russell to "accept" the new Lab these people brought home. All sorts of clicker training and doing agility and her "crap" training, she left the couple with two dogs that, while could be in the same room, had to still be on leashes and focused on someone other than each other. She considered that a success! Total phoney.
Stains, you should have given her the evil eye and made her go bye-bye.
Meet your Hot Slut of the Year 2010. Yes, we can!!!
I know y'all are dog lovers, but that dog scares me. Those EYES! Cujo!
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LMFAO @ jim and Manson..
Don't forget dessert..
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:46pm.
GODDAMN THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL. THAT DOG IS COMPLETELY FUCKING GODDAMN MOTIONLESS. HES NOT EVEN FUCKING SHIFTING HIS EYES AROUND OR LICKING HIS GODDAMN CHOPS. FUCK.
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Way to go Stains!!!! I'd buy advanced tickets to Stains and Spaghetti Cat in a Milo & Otis remake; MK you SO should pitch that idea to someone! ;)
I'm casting my vote now for Stains as Hot Slut of the Year for that wicked glare, his ability to cast spells at evil cupcake-withholding ladies,and for making me LMAO multiple times!! If I knew his address I'd sign him up for one of those cupcake of the month programs!
"Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:10pm."
1)no, it's Jean Reno, and 2)giggle
cupcakes are never wrong. :)
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I have been laughing at that clip ever since MK posted it..that poor dog!!!
Who waves food in front of a dog like that?
This never gets old! His facial expression could be interpreted in so many ways.
become a fan of Stains on facebook!!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stains-the-Dog/46126734484?ref=mf
Arepa Franklin and Okra Winfrey is what's for dinner.
Submitted by jim on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:32pm.
OPRAH TOLD OBAMA SHE WOULD STAY LATE AND HELP "CLEAN UP", BY THAT SHE MEANT SHE WOULD WOLF UP ANYTHING THAT FELL ON THE CARPET OR LEFT ON ANY PLATE AND MAKE SURE NO FUCKING FOOD WENT TO WASTE!
SHE WENT INTO THE PRESIDENTIAL KITCHEN AND WOLFED UP ALL THE GODDAMN REMAINING CHICKEN AND GODDAMN FUCKING STUFFING ALONG WITH TWO PINTS OF GRAVY AND COUPLE OF FUCKING PIES WASHED DOWN WITH A HALF FUCKING GODDAMN GALLON OF MILK. FUCK. AND THEN SHE WENT INTO THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM AND SCREAMED ARRHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH OBAMAAAAAAAAAA
Awwww what a pitiful face! LOL! I missed that on The Soup, I need to see that video! Poor dog, that's just plain mean!
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Gawd, I love ALL CAPS jim and Charles Manson. And I agree with them about Okra...she is a self-entitled, self-involved beast.
this fucker is a hot slut!!!
excellent choice mr. MK
I also think he's coked outta his mind....
OPRAH TOLD OBAMA SHE WOULD STAY LATE AND HELP "CLEAN UP", BY THAT SHE MEANT SHE WOULD WOLF UP ANYTHING THAT FELL ON THE CARPET OR LEFT ON ANY PLATE AND MAKE SURE NO FUCKING FOOD WENT TO WASTE!
Submitted by Incitatus on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:14pm.
Aww, my grandmother had a dog named Bandit (he had the mask-like marking across his eyes)
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:) Doesn't 'bandit' fit him/her better? The name "Stains" just pisses me off. Of course, we have retards naming their crotch fruit "Huckleberry" sooooooooo. *Gives collective three stooges slap to all idiots who give retarded names to their offspring and pets*
I hate Oprah just as much as the next person, but jim and manson are fucking obsessed, lol.
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
YAY STAINS (what a fucking terrible name)! He has the exact same look of terror in his eyes as Spaghetti Cat!