Monday, January 26th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Sylvester Stallone looks like he should be stuffed into an Oh Boy! Oberto bag and sold at a rest stop - Towleroad
Chipmunk in a bikini! And those Chanel earrings means she's extra classy - Egotastic!
Shouldn't Amy Fisher have a catchy porn name like Amy Fisther or Long Dong Island Holita? - Hollywood Tuna
Horse on a horse (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Marisa Tomei's dude looks like he could leave a bitch dickmatized - Just Jared
This is how Posh does casual - Lainey Gossip
America's Next Top JCPenney Plus Size Model! - Jezebel
Spaghetti Cat should obviously be the 4th Angel - Popsugar
RiRi brings her alien crotch game to Mexico - Cityrag
CJZ looks like she has trouble chewing solid foods - Hollywood Rag
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i think that's not-so-sexy.
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thanks for the antm update!
it's my favorite reality show
yaya is also working, saw an ad for oil of olay
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hmmm, those veins that go right down to his peen don't look too attractive, or appetizing.
Michael Douglas is starting to look like Larry King's slightly younger brother.
I've got a nasty cold, and Saturday was spent on the couch watching Rocky through Rocky III. He may look like a roided up false-faced peepaw now, but back in the day Sly was hot.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Marisa's man does have that dirty boy sex appeal going for him and I loved how he looks like he doesn't give a shit either. Actually, he would be perfect for Angie Jolie.
Marisa Tomei looks great!
Looks like Silly Putty.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
RE Sly: Um, yeah. I would SO hit that. Again and again again.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Sly has been taking steroids since at least "Cliffhanger." He's got the same bulging veins and odd body bits that Carrot Top and Danny Bonaduce have.
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I'm surprised MK didn't say anything about his man chi-chis...
Kirk Douglas looks younger than his son.
Amy Fisher pay per view excellent! I like getting paid if I watch her...oh wait...I have to pay her...nah!
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"Marisa Tomei's dude looks like..."
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BALLZ DEEP baby
Catherine looks fine to me but what of Michael Douglas? Did he have a stroke or what?
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Marisa Tomei's dude looks like he could leave a bitch dickmatized
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Fuhgeddaboudit!
Seriously, tho. He could dickmatize a bitch. I could see that.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Chipmonk in a bikini, I thought it was going to be Miley Cyrus pics.
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Wow, steroids and lipo certainly paid off.
That being said, I've always had a soft spot for him.
Hilary Duff tin foiling her titties, that's that new trend i need to jump on asap.
edit: Marisa Tomei's man, HAHAH OH SHIT!
That's one studly photo of Sly Stallone. Someone's going to be watching "Over the Top" to celebrate....! That would be me. :)
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Bears - from choco, white, mocha, etc. - are having the "Best Week Ever."
Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
That's a RECENT pic of S.S.???????????
Come to mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'm sorry, but that McKey chick is weird looking. And Whitney modeling for JC Penney - LOL! And I see Jade is still looking for work, bless her heart. Why won't they let her be great?
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
Fucking Sly is going to wake up one morning with a carbuncle on his ass the size of a fucking VW. Dud you really need to lay off the juice!
My hatred for CZJ knows no bounds. Bitch has always looked matronly to me.
Sly makes me wanna spew. Gross.
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Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:13pm.
I loved her in Vinny. She's an aging stripper in The Wrestler now.
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Hot Word of the Week: "cacology"
Molly Ivins once describe Arnold Schwarzenegger as looking "like a condom stuffed with walnuts". I think it is an apt description of Rambo. EEEEEW!
Nanners, Hairicane: I agree about Drew B. People always think she's so "cool" and "down to earth". No she's NOT. No one in Hollywood is cool and down to earth. If they were, you wouldn't know their name; they'd be no one, waiting tables. You have to be a primadonna whore bitch to get anywhere in Hollywood. Just like corporate America.
I thought Marisa´s piece looked familiar and looked him up and realised that I know him from that shortlived tv show Traveller. He was actually really cute on that show, thinner and with longer hair but in those pictures with Marisa he looks like some russian mob douche.
I can't hate on Sly. His movies are guilty pleasures of mine and he looks pretty good for 62.. to me anyway. I don't even want to know what he did to get that body, though.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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ew
Prison tats and lipo, not a good look.
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Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:20pm.
"She does stink and she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the
traditional route; years of rejections and failures till she's spit out the bottom of the p0rn industry."
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i think amy below the bottom of the porn industry...;)
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
all those ANTM girls are not attractive in the least --- jcpennys bout as good as it gets for them
Sly StALLone is n-a-s-t, truly grody. (I would never say such a thing about the awesome Sly Stone. Alas, I am a crappy typer)
Oh, and
"I really really wish I'd never heard of Amy Fisher
I really really wish I'd never heard of Amy Fisher
Butta butta butta butta butta butta..."
If Tara Reid were a man...it would look like the photo of Sly above.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:20pm.
Drew Barrymore needs to be stopped.
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AGREE!!!!
If her last name wasn't Barrymore no one would know who she was. Lispy isn't famous for her fantastic acting ability.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I like the Chanel earrings. Those are AWESOME!
Come on!!! Sly looks freaking hot for a old old old man! Ok, he needs to lay off the tanning, but just think about what the bodies of most 60 70 something year old men look like.
I'm a loser who actually watches every season of ANTM, so I must coment...Whitney only won to get ANTM mentioned in the mainstream media for chosing a fat ass winner. She is an ugly cunt and has no modeling ability. However, Elyse is a legitamately sucessful model in Asia, and Kat, Anya and Fatima are on thier way to being legitmately successful. Not all ANTM girls are failures, just the vast majoroity.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:20pm.
Why do we need another Charlie's Angels piece of shit flick? Drew Barrymore needs to be stopped.
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Eh. Her train left the tracks awhile ago. I predict a severe meltdown/long stay in a mental hospital right around 38/39.
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:13pm.
Those abs don't look right.
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Implants?
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Maybe or some kind of weird injections.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
What's wrong with Sly's abs? Just because yours look like j-e-l-l-o mixed with a cottage cheese concoction doesn't mean that they shouldn't look like this!
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:19pm.
Wow Stallone is back to the steriod look I see. When did he get those tats?
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Toy section. Walmart.
Why do we need another Charlie's Angels piece of shit flick? Drew Barrymore needs to be stopped.
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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:17pm.
looking at sly stallone makes me want to spew...
why can't amy get a job bagging groceries somewhere and spare us all from her p0rn career...
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you know....the train left the tracks the day amy shot for love.
do y'all remember that line Jerry Seinfeld says in one episode about I can't remember what:
"She does stink and she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the
traditional route; years of rejections and failures till she's spit out the bottom of the p0rn industry."
Wow Stallone is back to the steriod look I see. When did he get those tats?
STFU!!!
Penelope Cruz SHOULD be the 4th angel. Sgetti cat can play the part of her cat who has super powers.
looking at sly stallone makes me want to spew...
why can't amy get a job bagging groceries somewhere and spare us all from her porn career...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:15pm.
He looks plastic!
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He looks as bad as Janice.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:13pm.
Those abs don't look right.
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Implants?
He looks plastic!