Monday, January 26th 2009
Shocking: Shauna Sand Walking Barefoot!!
The Empress of Lucite's powers have reached a new zenith! Shauna Sand was able to float above the sand without her exquisite lucite heels! I mean, she must have had a lucite pussy plug in her precious oyster, because how else would this be possible? Lucite is her oxygen. And you should also know that these pictures were taken in the dead of night in Miami. But when the most gorgeous woman in the world came outside, the sun peeked out to get one more glimpse of perfection.
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without her lucite heels, shauna is even more gross...i know the eurotrash is a pedoperv, but he's way too hot to hanging with shauna and her worn out extensions...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
We just saw the close-ups.
Mary, that fish is OLD!!
Who is the gorgeous blond fudgepacker with the fish?
This woman must also have a magically invisible jacket on too, cuse it has been unusually cold in Miami up until this past weekend.Definitly not beach weather. But I guess she just haaad to show off her wonk body and bad tit job.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:48pm.
It really bothers me when people apply their lipstick OUTSIDE of their lips, like they are trying to make their lips look bigger but really they just look like they were drunk when they applied their lipstick.
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I believe that is called "CHola Lite"
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Butter. Face.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
You are good.
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*dusts fingernails on lapel then blows*;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Huh. On a serious note, what is the matter with this poor thing? She looks sooooo sad - sort of broken down. Not like she has glory days to look back on, but...jeez! Pretend you have something to live for!
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It really bothers me when people apply their lipstick OUTSIDE of their lips, like they are trying to make their lips look bigger but really they just look like they were drunk when they applied their lipstick.
Only Aunt Barbara can do this and still be utter hotness.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:45pm.
He needs to be holding a sword, though.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
There's no way on earth that dude is her genuine boyfriend. He is either 1) gay 2) being paid or 3) both. Why on earth would someone fairly hot, if stuck somewhat in 1989, want to date that used up old snatch. My guess is he shows up to have his pic taken then, off! But to be honest, I even think he could find someone better to get papped with. What gives with these two???
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:29pm.
Nope - that honour goes to Tori Spelling.
All the money in the world didn't stop hers from looking like a couple of tennis balls at the end of two tube socks.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
suze on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:44pm.
The 7th thumbnail looks like it should be airbrush painted onto the side of a 70's panel wagon.
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LOL. So true.
Sheeps on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:38pm.
hahaha. I know. I'm jelly. Not of them but of their being on the beach together in Miami, in (loosely) bathing attire, having umbrella cocktails
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I know what you mean sheeps. Where does her money come from? Furniture auctions on ebay? :D
I love the way hes looking at the camera all the time!
I wonder what these 2 talk about?
I dont think the 'lights are on upstairs' in either of them
The 7th thumbnail looks like it should be airbrush painted onto the side of a 70's panel wagon.
(aka fuck truck, or shaggin wagon would have been acceptable)
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
angel_i on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:35pm.
I figure he's abusive, being younger and more naturally hot, he uses her age against her a lot. And she uses her connections as her weapons.
AND their relationship is 9/10ths for show.
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You are good.
Either she is really, really tan or these pics are just off OR they are slowly becoming unable to be photographed anymore.
Is that the dude she accused of being a pedo???
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE 4 MK http://2009.bloggies.com/
OMG...I hope the sand hasn't damaged the lucite...oh, damn you, cruel, cruel grains of death!!!
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
These two CRACK me up. They are like crack for me.
hahaha. I know. I'm jelly. Not of them but of their being on the beach together in Miami, in (loosely) bathing attire, having umbrella cocktails.
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Hot Word of the Week: "cacology"
Why is the Empress dating Loren Lamas 3.0?
Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
I love doing that too!! I just like seeing them interact like in line at the grocery store or at the movies or in pictures...
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Heeheeheeeheee we are both weirdos.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
These two CRACK me up. They are like crack for me. I like watching couples. I just do. I like watching how they walk together, their body language etc etc. You can tell things like who has the final word and how happy they are. So these two effing weirdos are like crack in a can for me.
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Same.
I figure he's abusive, being younger and more naturally hot, he uses her age against her a lot. And she uses her connections as her weapons.
AND their relationship is 9/10ths for show.
What do you think?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
One word...skank.
he is hot. these pics are so staged. who would follow her? not even x17 are that desperate.
Well I'll be dipped in dogshit, she IS barefoot!! Well fuck, I lost that bet LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She looks used up.
Ugh.
Ok, this is just a guess... but I betcha MK started picking out pics like this cuz they're cheap. I mean, yeah - who buys these? I kinda picture him dealing with the sellers, saying shit like: Watchoo got for fifty bucks? And they show him these. And he says: STUNNING! I will take them! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I totally want to see her barefoot, I bet her feet are permanently arched.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Shauna has possibly the WORST boob job I've ever seen.
Is the point to getting implants to make sure the planet knows they're phony? Wish granted, Shauna.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:24pm.
I love doing that too!! I just like seeing them interact like in line at the grocery store or at the movies or in pictures...
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I never stay on topic :)
what is your obsession with her? HAHA she is disgusting! And something is wrong with her ass! It looks really hard and not hard as in hard body, hard as in hardened sap.
Wow she wore an actual bikini and no lucite heels? WTF happened?!
STFU!!!
right IG? that is what I wonder when I see pics of Speidi, or Cavallari, or any other useless twat.
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
her monkey face needs to wipe off the painted-on brows -- bleeeck
Someone remind me why this HO is worthy of being photograped again?
Waste of sperm!
I think her implants are lucite, therefore she doesn't have to have the shoes on all the time.
That get up of his screams I AM SUCH A TOOL.
NOT.HOT
A tattoo on a big fake silicon titty just screams elegance.
Somewhere Tom Jones is singing "She's a Lady, whoa whoa whoa...".
how have I never noticed that beautiful tit tattoo?
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
Ugh. She always looks so tired. Or something. Her face confuses me so much. I mean, I know that the whole thing is kind of a mess, but what is it that makes her look so weird? Is it those eyebrows?
These two CRACK me up. They are like crack for me. I like watching couples. I just do. I like watching how they walk together, their body language etc etc. You can tell things like who has the final word and how happy they are. So these two effing weirdos are like crack in a can for me.
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She is so scrawny. And how hard up must those paps be? Surely there can't be much money in it for them--- she'd go to the opening of an envelope.
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"Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!"
A tatted-up piece of trash. ICK.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
EEEEEWWW! He actually kisses those lips, huh?
Brave man.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!