Introducing Martin Louis The King Jr! Address Him As Such!
It was hard for me to watch this Kanye vblog, because I'm used to him shouting and throwing exclamation points at me like they're ninja stars. I've already trained my eyes to cross while squinting so I can easily read his rants and now he does this shit?! He's throwing me off.
Kanye came to us from "Pairee" where he was showing his new line of sneakers for Louis Vuitton. A massive ego for your feet! Now, Kanye thinks his new works of art are so perfect that we should all address him as "Martin Louis the King Jr." I don't know if I can do that. It just doesn't roll smoothly off my tongue. Can't we just address him as Bitch Bogus? Or Squid Brains? Or THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT? Or Be Great?
And I could never sleep in a hotel room like that. That shit looks like it has really old and mean ghosts hiding around in there. It doesn't bother Kanye, because his monster ego scares off all evil!
Here's Kanye last week with Marc-ey Brewster at the Louis Vuitton show.
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is he high, hes lost his mind. theres a difference between confidence and conceited hes got freaking issues and needs to be brought back down to earth.
Wow, he is so ugly, I can`t endure, but the more important thing for me to image is: He was told to date at a wealthy&celebrity romance site ^^^^^^^^^richcupid net^^^^^^^^^, i don`t think he can flirt a nice woman there!
Dude has lost his mind; there is a difference between being confident and being an utter douchebag...unfortunately he must think they are one and the same.
OMG I wanted to slap the Black and the nappy roots off him (and before y'all start hollerin' racism, I'm Black, as well)...fuckin "Paree..." wtf negro...okay we know you're rich and all...I'm happy that you have shit and everything but come on, now...no wonder other people think Black folks get stupid when they get a little money. Drop the bougie act, please!
I love Kanye but this was so bizarre...
I had red sneakers like that shit in the 80's. I thought I was rocking.
Old and mean ghosts! bahahahaha! That was the funniest thing I have read in quite a while. thx
Shut the fuck up Carlton from the fresh prince of belair. Pendejo!
He is professional. There are lots of his fans on ***wealthymeetup. c om*** club for professional athletes, moive stars and millionaires talking about him recently? BTW, guys, lots of sexy girls and models turn up there. lol
Doze are sum seriously FUG-ass shuz
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I'm dumb so I had to look up "ebullient." It basically means unicorns riding on rainbows flew out of her Hello Kitty.- MK
where's Madoff? I want this nut job to lose it all.
Shit, I missed Marc's skirt and leggings. If that's fashion, I want no part of it.
The champs is, I think, Veuve Clicquot brut.
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Maybe I do and maybe I don't. Thanks for the hint tho. It does help. I wish those posts from yesterday weren't gone!
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
What did he say? I mean, I heard the words, but I just can't figure out what they mean. He's changed his name because of a transaction that happened earlier in the week and the red shoes are coming down the runway.
OK, Kanye, so WTF is up with the hair?
Yes, a nervous breakdown, ignore the other comment
So Angel sweetie, did ya figure out who it may be? They left a hint shortly after I posted that crap.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:57pm.
Do y'all think he's having a nervous breakdown in the wake of his mom's death?
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Good observation. I would vote yes. And he is inflicting it upon all of us.
And the feet of the world.
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And concur with all of the above.
Apparently, Kanye ain't nuthin widout his mama. It's endearing. But yeah - he better 'buck up' sooner than later.
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
I have never hated a human being so much. I would love to spit directly into his hideous face. The more crap he talks the more he falls. An absolute waste of a human being.
Usually I like red, but those sneakers are fug. They look like old Reebok high top's spray painted red. Obviously Squid Brains is a FAIL! Oh and THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!!
STFU!!!
This is how he pays back his momma who died on a plastic surgery table? Oh...yeah, it makes sense.
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I don't get it. Why would he have to pay her back anything for her choice to have major surgery performed by a non - board certified plastic surgeon? What's that got to do with him?
OMFG I'M DEFENDING THIS TARD!
kill me.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I like those shoes better when I wore them in 8th grade and they were called "Reeboks".
Fuck. Kanye. West.
"I have so much to stun about, it baffles me...it baffles me."
"Due to the TRANSACTIONS..."
"I will be swaggered on a 100,000 trillion."
WTF?
This is how he pays back his momma who died on a plastic surgery table? Oh...yeah, it makes sense.
justice-
Yes. It does look like a Reebock shoe. I could never make out why it's so wrong for sneakers to be all one color. They look like cardboard boxes for the feet. Isn't Marc jacobs like the new Kanye of fashion designers? He's completely lost it too. I don't just mean personally, I mean workwise.
I decree a day of fastin’ and prayin’ for Kanye bow your eyes and close your head……..I mean……ya’ll know what I mean…….
*leans on ample bosom of Aretha hummin a Nigra Spiritual*
“OH LAWD! We come befo’ ya on bended knee. Our hearts humbled and our minds ready to receive. We lift up what is left of brother Kanye’s mind to ya lawd and we axe in the name of tender omnipotent infant similac suckin’ Jesus that you restore him back to the hippity hop communit’eh lawd. There is a disturbance in the force lawd but we know that thou art the master Jedi able to restore the empire back to Stella that she may receive back the groove which the locust stole. For the devil is a liar and truly does wear Prada. We thank you lord…….Jesus………nem, Ay-man’d and Ay-man’d!”
Now pass the communion wafers and good drankin wine!
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I swear I'm coming out with a line of flip flops that when wet spell out words on the pavement. Left foot 'Douche', right foot 'Bag!' then I'm going to stalk that big turd.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
ick. whenever i see a pic of him i squint up my nose and get the creepy shivers. just wanna scream "YOU'RE A DOUCHE!" at my computer screen. ick ick ick...im gonna wash out my eyeballs now
Andre 3000 he is not
Louis Vuitton are so desperate to appear ahead cool and ahead of the times that they are forcing ties with music at any opportunity. Now they have someone who knows very little about fashion designing a shoe? If it's ugly as hell, and it is.. "it's fashionable and you just don't understand". The shoe is hideous and as been noted, it looks like the Reebok from the early 90's. It will now cost $XXXXXX times more and you will look XXXXXXX times more of a cunt wearing it.
Stick to the production Kanye because your fashion sense fails on so many levels it's incredible.
--thanks awfully--
I can't figure out if he's bullshitting us or he's really out of his damn mind...
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Needs a couple of bowls of cereal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY
He isn't losing it, he has done lost it. Did anyone else notice that shoe he was holding was almost as big as him?
"sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane."
Those are some fugly looking shoes. I'd be ashamed if I had my name attached to them.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 2:57pm.
Do y'all think he's having a nervous breakdown in the wake of his mom's death?
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Good observation. I would vote yes. And he is inflicting it upon all of us.
And the feet of the world.
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Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?--Tubereuse
Do y'all think he's having a nervous breakdown in the wake of his mom's death?
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Can someone enlighten me on who or what Kanye was referring to when he said "squid brains"? Every time MK mentions it it starts driving me fucking crazy!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:56pm.
You know, he's getting so utterly batshit
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If you look very closely in the vid, you can see
"Bye! Good" tatooed on his knuckles.
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Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?--Tubereuse
You know, he's getting so utterly batshit I am almost expecting him to don a pink wig and visit RiteAid at 2am. He would make a lovely Shitney replacement!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Why does he sound like he's doing an impression of a black comedian doing an impression of a nerdy white guy?
I'm sorry, but the mullet makes Kanye look more bangable in my honest opinion.
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Submitted by sugamama5000 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:26pm.
As a proud woman springing from Native and African American descendants, let me comment:
Nigga Please!
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Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
"I don't know the name of that Champaign, uhhh... it just came with the room".
He has two glasses ready to go, and he's a drinkin' it anyway!
"I'm in Paree chillin". Chilling is right. It must've been cold in the hotel room, if he had to wear gloves. You know those European hotels. You can make party ice on the radiator.
I like the green cammo bag with the red shoes and scarf. Great year round "Christmas" look.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
C word, I am humbled that you would think of me in the same plane of greatness as the new and improved MLK.
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LOL! I keed, I keed....
This uberdouche stands alone.
In his red shoes.
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These shoes would look better with a nice concrete block tied to them
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:26pm.
As a proud woman springing from Native and African American descendants,
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I found his MLK Jr reference to be grossly
disrespectful.
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Who did you let convince you you weren't good enough?--Tubereuse
I totally just got spam that was meant for Kanye. Really - it's all I could think as I read it:
Hello,
How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy. please excuse me, I saw your contact email while browsing through the internet so I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in person. It will be my pleasure to communicate with you.
My name is Edith, 23 years from Democratic Republic Of Congo in Central Africa. I am single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care and fear God whom I can partner with. I don't care about your colour or ethnicity.
I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and what you dislike (now, she's REALLY talkin' Kanye's language!).I'm sending you this beautiful mail, with a wish for much happiness. I am looking forward to hear from. Thanks and God bless.
Camon! How do we hook these bitchez up? I think it would be great! GREAT LIKE KANYE, SQUID BRAINS!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
As a proud woman springing from Native and African American descendants, let me comment:
Nigga Please!
THAT is the shoe that he "designed" with Louis vuitton? All red, seriously? WTF!?
from now on, when i see a kanye post, i'll just skip past it...dude is seriously off his meds...
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 -
C word, I am humbled that you would think of me in the same plane of greatness as the new and improved MLK.
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LOL! I keed, I keed....
This uberdouche stands alone.
In his red shoes.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Ugh, how I hate pretentious fuckers. Do ppl really like this douche? He's just beyond ignorant.
To quote my presh Callan:
"Dude has seriously gone off the reservation."
Time to up the meds, K.
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How could anyone - 27 or 43 or whatever - want to play sexy times with a fossil?...teabagging a ping-pong ball in a tube sock doesn't do it for me.--Sugaroo
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:03pm.
I like where you're going with this...maybe some personalized name shoelaces with the letters in alternating primary colors?!?!?!
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Kanye, is that you? ;D
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C word, I am humbled that you would think of me in the same plane of greatness as the new and improved MLK.