Monday, January 26th 2009
Morning Wood
And where there's fire there's GRACE FUCKING JONES!!! - Popbytes
Paul McCartney hasn't learned his lesson - Celebitchy
Megan Fox could play Lara Croft...in a hardcore porn version - ICYDK
Sneeze porn - Urlesque
From one dumb whore to another - Holy Moly!
I'd hit it (I'm talking about the shoulder pads) - I'm Not Obsessed
Hugh Jackman is still trying to convince us all he has hot sex with his wife - SOW
Tommy needs a lobotomy instead - Socialite Life
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Wow, she looks like a sorceress in this photo, so old and ugly!
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It seems that I will never become Mrs Sir Paul, so in that case, I hope he marries someone who will make him very happy. He's a good guy and deserves it!
Paul's girlfriend has Dumbo ears. Let's hope they don't have kids.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
What the fuck is wrong with her teefs?!
THINGS TELL ME YOU AND ME CAN BE FUCKING REALLY GOOD GODDAMN FRIENDS.
grace jones is totaly classic, totaly original, and totaly fuckin fierce there will never be another like her ever!
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Submitted by Mick on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
Thanks, I don't really pay much attention to him to begin with.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:28pm.
Why does everyone think Hugh Jackman is gay? I only heard those rumors after he played Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz.
I think he's straight, I don't get any gay vibes off him. Or is my gaydar broken?
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Honey, I think your gaydar is broken down, busted up and written off as a total wreck. Down here in Roo-land, he is well-known as having certain proclivities, most of which involve M2M salad-tossing.
He might be many things, but straight he ain't.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Why does everyone think Hugh Jackman is gay? I only heard those rumors after he played Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz.
I think he's straight, I don't get any gay vibes off him. Or is my gaydar broken?
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A place for book lovers and free thinkers.
Oh, I loved that comment Miss Jack-a-man made about his beard...I mean wifey:
The actor, 40, said: “She loves me in costume because it makes her feel like she’s having an affair — in a good way.”
Oh, please.
She likes you in "costume" because your fave "costume" happens to be something Coco Chanel designed, that you bought off Ebay from some retired actress.
Girl, get real - we all know you're a sissy.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
WOW what a great photo of Grace.
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watching The F Word are you??
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:49am.
I'm not calling Paul's new girlfriend unattractive, but she barely has a leg up on Heather Mills.
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"Leg up ... " Hee heeeeeeeeeee!
Grace Jones should always be referred to Kanye- style in all caps as GRACE FUCKING JONES!
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If MK wants shoulder pads, here are shoulder pads:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7c-CvkkesQ
Not too mention the LP record hat.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Wow, Grace looks fantastic. And Milla, I usually love her, but she's looking a bit like Jean Claude Van Damme in those pics.
grace fucking jones...love her
what is paul mccartney's problem anyways...has he learned no lessons on why he should just date these women and not marry them...i can no long feel sorry for him when this one tries to take his money...and yeah i know she has her own money, but i'm sure she could always have more money...
sneeze porn? megan's fox's next career move perhaps...
hugh's not having sex with his wife no more than tommy cruise is not having sex with his wife...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Paul McCartney's new woman looks like an elf. She's hiding those pointy ears, I know it!
Megan Fox kinda looks like AJ, but I don't think she has the same attitude as her, so it will be interesting to see if she can pull that off.
I don't think you can put Nancy Shevell in the same category as Heather Mills. She's independently wealthy and not itching to get into the limelight like Heather Mills was from day one. Also, Paul looks matronly and well-fed. She's obviously not trying to glam him up like Heather Mills. Thank God. Here's a thought: maybe they're really happy and in love.
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"Our interest's on the dangerous edge of things,
The honest thief, the tender murderer,
The superstitious atheist"~R.B.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:49am.
I'm not calling Paul's new girlfriend unattractive, but she barely has a leg up on Heather Mills.
Yeah, I had her pegged as a goldigger.
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"The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics"-Christopher Hitchens
Milla Jovovich looks like a dyke. I hope the 80's fashion mess doesn't come back because I would have to make my own clothes or walk around naked. I like the music but quite honestly, the 80's fashion sense sucked big time.
Grace Jones doesn't look like a 60+ year old. Wow. Oh! and I don't think Tommy Girl will be able to clean his image. His grave is too deep now.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 12:38pm.
Grace Jones scares the living piss out of me, but she is fiercest bitch on the planet.
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lol! i totally agree
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Nancy Shevell is fug. i bet he won't marry her
but she is worth about $200 million. so maybe he likes her money?
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Grace Jones sure knows how to cover a magazine. Love it.
Grace Jones scares the living piss out of me, but she is fiercest bitch on the planet.
Oh, Paul. Paul, Paul, Paul. Can't you just live with her - do you HAVE to marry her??
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
Goddamn Grace is peerless!
I want those gloves and hat.....
TOO LATE TOM CRUISE!!!
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I can't decide which color Snuggie to buy.
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ABANDONED COUCH - FOREVER HOT SLUT '08 IN MY HEART
Not sure if this has been said yet, but Tyra, take a seat. This bitch is fucking FIERCE!!
who did that to Mila! NOOOO!
Grace was the o-bomb-a in Conan The Barbarian.
Hyeeee Yah!
that cover is HOT!!!!!!!!!
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I'd happily chip in for TommyGirl's lobotomy, the egomaniac cheesedick.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:52am.
Paul McCartney hates his money
Well, he never has cared too much for money, cause money can't buy him love..no, no, no...
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
I love her as MayDay in the James Bond movie.
Anyone that can get dolph dungreen at his prime is the bitch.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Megan Fox is basically the replacement for Angelina Jolie in life.
Paul McCartney hates his money.
Sure, Deb pretends he is Wolverine and Hugh pretends that she is John Palermo.
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Paris works peen like a coma patient
works a triathalon! ~ESE
I'm not calling Paul's new girlfriend unattractive, but she barely has a leg up on Heather Mills.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Home on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:45am.
How young is Grace now? The woman is freaking AGELESS.
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I think she is 60, 1, 2 or 3. Somewhere around there.
How young is Grace now? The woman is freaking AGELESS.
Grace Jones is all sorts of amazing.
Submitted by Hairicane on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:41am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:39am.
And that is NOT Milla Jovovich, it's Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.
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Who? Where? I like your marble kitteh. Calico, that is.
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Why thank you Hairicane. Actually Wasabi thanks you.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 11:39am.
And that is NOT Milla Jovovich, it's Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.
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Who? Where? I like your marble kitteh. Calico, that is.
OMG. I'm still laughing over "death blinks" and "mind rocks" in the Angie post.
Paul is gonna marry that gal because she looks like him. 30 years ago.
Paul, remember: "golddig me once shame on you, golddig me twice shame on ME".
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
And that is NOT Milla Jovovich, it's Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys.
Paul McCartney is a fucking idiot.
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"what should I say? 'please remove your dick from my ass'?"
- Mrs Rod Tidwell "Jerry Maguire"
I LOVE me some Grace Jones. She makes me want to "pull up to the bumper!"
Her role in the movie Boomerang....CLASSIC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXIwgyyrok (NSFW)
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Paul McCartney is looking like Vicki's (RHOC)droopey dog brother. Get a lift man.
Huge's wife probably likes him in movie costumes because she knows he's not getting undressed anyway.
Why not have him look really good?
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Hot Word of the Week: "cacology"
Grace Jones, my favorite form of birth control.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.