What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Jessica Simpson is totally making the "I made a poopy" face. Yes, Jessica, you did. And it's smeared all over your body in the form of that not-right outfit. This is some "Miss Piggy joins the cast of The Real Trailer Park Housewives of Alabama" shit. If you ever want to clear a room or make a grown man cry, wear these diaper mom jeans. Those jeans are making her crotch look all fatty and sloppy. Lardcrotch!
Here's more of Jessica performing at Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's annual Chili Cookoff (how fucking fitting) in Pembroke Pines, FL yesterday. At the show, Jessica told the audience, "I am so excited that I am going to see my boyfriend tonight! My boyfriend is a football player, and he takes up my Sundays and now my Mondays." Replace "football player" with "seven-layer cake" and then this quote would make sense.
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Wow!!!!
Bloated, puffy and the extra weight is showing, covering up the bone structure in her face.
Possible nose job? The outfit is hideous for a famous singer also known for her looks and cute body.
But if she's happy in life and love that's all that matters. But she would not reach her former status being a singer looking like this now.
CHRIST PEOPLE SHE AINT THAT FAT. SHES A LOT MORE FUCKING SLENDER THAN THE STUPID FUCKING PORKERS I SEE WALKING AROUND.
wtf XD is this 1985?
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It isn't even that she's put some weight on, who really cares. It's that she has a ton of money and still ends up looking like this.
I know she can find more flattering outfits. For one, leave that nasty tank top at home. Cover those arms and burn that Dynasty reject belt.
Those pants don't even look good on toddlers.
She is dumb as a box of rocks.
the look on her face is similar to the look that was on mine when i saw these pics. what a shame!
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Suddenly, I'm feeling better about my size 12 ass.
She'll be a 3-belter before you know it.
she's looking like mariah carey 2.0
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Wow - she's starting on the Anna Nicole Smith diet. For some reason I see her blowing up like Sally Struthers - yeah feed the children - HA! More like she ate the children....
Jess has ALWAYS looked like a fat girl wanting to break loose - she has finally been freed!!!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
She's a little overweight, but if she keeps this up, Tony will have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spots.
I am peeing myself at the comments posted here....She def had a nose job or her fat face is sucking it in. Why does she keep effing with her face?With no nose and huge mouth she looks like a scary puppet; look at the 2nd thumbnail.
Maybe she should keep adding cheetah belts up over her face to cover the fug.
YIKES! No question she has put on some weight, but photos taken at that angle wouldn't flatter anyone.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
one of those belts is bad enough. putting on another one doesn't help at all
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She needs an extra to help contain all that pudge.
I think she looks better with a little bit of weight. When she's skinny she gets man face. That square jawline, etc is a horrible mess.
But with a little weight she looks more feminine and not a ridiculous cariacture of herself.
This is how she used to look before that show on MTV. Since divorcing nick lachey she has been completely washed up.
Jessica has joined the Beyonce, Janet Jackson,JLO, Kelly Clarkson "I Am Skinny Only For Publicity for My Upcoming Cd"club.
But they won't be alone because it's only a matter of time before Miley Cyrus and Carrie Underwood will join them.
Isnt she like 5 feet tall or something?
the mom jeans look only works on people like Elle McPherson...
Whats happenned to this girl?
I think her daddys sending her down the wrong path!!
she looks like a big fat marshmallow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF!?? Is she TRYING to look like Anna Nicole Smith??
Even her armpits are fat..Ewww!!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 1:04pm.
I've said this one before - she should stick to state fairs and karaoke night. In Texas. I don't live in Texas.
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something is different on her face...i can't put my finger on it...and those jeans are atrocious on her body...and a CHILI COOKOFF???!!! is this what it's come down to...jeepers....
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One of my favorite games to play in public is "spot the mom jeans". The person has to be younger than 45 in order for it to be a legitimate sighting. "Spot the mullet" is another good one. You'll get a lot of those sightings at Walmart or the flea market.
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Yow she's getting a bit heifferish. She looks like she got her top lip injected with something also.
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It makes me happy that people aren't hating on her for gaining some weight. I agree that the outfit is totally wrong for her new body.
Ok, to be fair - I think she's allowed to get a little tubby now for her new market. She's not a pop "star" any more she's a cuntry ho.
I really WANT to give her props because I don't think she looks that awful but that's a lie right there cuz I think she looks AWFUL! WTF is she WEARING? That is not helping.
And then I saw - well, if her shirt was looser then it might be ok if she did the whole show with her back turned.
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I know she is probably a small girl IRL but she does seem to look a bit bloated these days. Maybe the camera just doesn't love her either.
I saw her a few years ago when she was shrilling her shoe line. I did not buy that shit since Im too old to wear hooker girl shoes, but I did walk up fairly close to her from the back.
She was really "tiny" back then. Wow. I thought she was a China doll.
But I can see the doll has "inflated" to epic portions.
Is she wearing what they call "Apple front and bottom jeans?"
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but the cranberry colored snuggie.
the extra pounds are not that bad but its how sloppy she looks she should tone that shit up
She's seeing her boyfriend . . he's a football player. Jeez, she sounds like she's in Jr. High School. In these pics, she looks a lot like Clint Black's wife . . . can't recall her name.
The surgeon must have made a mistake, coz she needed a lipo not a nose job.
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It was really painful to watch, she was completely clueless and yet again discussing her fucking farts, what the fuck is up with that?
I can´t understand how any guy could be with her for longer than couple of minutes, she has the maturity of a 10-12 year old girl and her stupidity completely overshadows what she has going for herself in the looks department."
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Bella, I saw the same show and I thought the same thing. She also struck me as a complete slob and elevated trailer trash. I got the impression that she would end up being one of those obese women sitting in her trailer in her mumu playing cards with the girl she met at Walmart.
Looks like my prediction is coming true. She has morphed into her true fuckpig self.
Has anyone told her that her Boyfriends team is done for the year?? what is she talking about sundays and mondays.
I don't mind the extra pounds on her.
I've said this one before - she should stick to state fairs and karaoke night. In Texas. I don't live in Texas.
one of those belts is bad enough. putting on another one doesn't help at all
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that's a fucking shame
Wow I dont think Ive ever seen her look this bad wtf?
Oh snap her nose DOES look different, good observation whoever just posted that
She looks like Sally Struthers v. 2.0
Haha! But also too, he should watch out cuz the bigger she gets the smaller his peen looks hahaha
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Can you tell your tits to quit staring at my eyes?
She looks allright to me.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She needs to invest in some spanx.
She is fug, stupid and irrelevant.
Go away.
Nothing wrong with being a chubby chaser: especially if he has a 'chubby' himself. lol
Maybe Romo is a chubby chaser.
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Can you tell your tits to quit staring at my eyes?
Maybe she caught the virus. I know that's what I'm tellin' everybody as my reason!
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I bet her trailer has a bumper sticker that says "Wide Load"
She has on those high wasted jeans and belt to hide that growing muffin top. Bet she has a body suit on.
She certainly has "beefed" up.
Someone got a NOSE JOB! And it's making her face look fat. Her old nose was longer and thinner so it balanced it out. Oddly, I think she looks a lot like Nicole Brown Simpson.
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....singing at Chili Cookoffs must pay really well.
What's next? The Spam Cookoff?
Is a chili cook-off a step up or a step down from a bingo parlor?