How Old Is This Bitch With John Cleese?
If you haven't come across this story yet, just guess how old the ho holding the asthma inhaler is? If you guessed mid-40s, then tickle your nipple as a reward. After you're done with that, telekinetically send this bitch mind slaps to the face, because she's telling everyone she's 27! Her IMDB page lists her birthday as 1981. The Daily Mail got a hold of her birth records which state she's really 45.
"Comedienne" Barbie Orr (real name: Kristine Reinhard) is currently fucking on 69-year-old John Cleese while he's going through a filthy divorce from his wife of 16 years. Friends say he's all depressed and shit because he has to pay his ex £1million a year in alimony. One friend also added that John started doing sexy times with younger chicks as a "fuck you" to his ex-wife. His ex-wife is the one who is cackling since John thought he was tickling 27-year-old snatch. The friend went on to say that finding out his girlfriend is a fake ass bitch is the last thing he needs. The friend should also take John to get his eyeballs rotated and deep cleaned, because he actually believed this bitch is 27.
John should've realized he was dealing with a batshit crazy famewhoring bitch when she told a newspaper about his pepaw peen. This is what she said: "You know, they're normally saggy down there, but he really has a nice package. He takes a lot of vitamin supplements and eats really well and he works out. His arms are really muscular and he still has amazing legs. He's had his teeth all re-done and he recently got hair plugs to cover the bald patches at the front."
So why is Barbie lying about her age? Apparently, ever since she's been dating John Cleese, she's gotten a few roles in shit like Desperate (key word) Housewives and other shit. Barbie thinks that if she reveals her real age, her career will be flushed down the toilet for good. When the Daily Mail confronted her about the lie-telling, she said, "This will be career suicide for me if you print that. Please leave out my age - age is a huge thing to pass. It stays for ever. I am a quiet, cheerful, fun person. Print 35 if that makes them feel better. . . but not 45!"
Every whore in Hollywood lies their age, but this hobag got greedy and scratched off 18 fucking years! Who does she think she is? Catherine Zeta-Jones?
Barbie doesn't look bad for her age, but there's no way she can pass for 27. I mean, she could easily be Vadge's hand-double. Her lips say she's 27, but her hands say she's a crypt keeper.
If you care, the Daily Mail has more pictures of 27-year-old (in Kim Zolciak years) Barbie.
Image: INFDaily.com
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Crazy!!
Oh, man...if I look that good at 45, I will be screaming it from the friggin' rooftops!!!!________________________________________________
Say hello to yo mutha for me.
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
I can't imagine why someone would take so much off their age and expect to get away with it. Five years maybe but any more and people are going to go- hmm- and have a little dig around.
I also can't imagine why someone would reveal such personal details abuot his dick, teeth, wig etc. Fuck me girl, think on, he's English- we can actually die of embarassment you know!!
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)
I love how she tells all about his scrotum, his hair plugs, and all his other private stuff and then cries about "career suicide for me" if her correct age is revealed.
As for all you skanks who are using this site as a chat room: GET A LIFE and stop clogging up this site with your pathetic idiocy!
Testing, testing, one two testing.
Happy Oz day, don't forget to tie a kangaroo down ;)
@2c Later gater
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:55am.
Lol! I remember now! The song was sugar free, now I get the kool aid thing! lol.
Good to see you anastasia, have a good night!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
It was Wa Wa Nee 'sugar free'.
And now they're gone.LOL
Paris is for stoners.
Later Sandbitch!
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:42am.
You may need to peruse Sandbitch's list of all things Aussie further down, it might be in there.
On that note, I need feedin too.
Later bints :)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
John Cleese has a taut scrotum. Don't anyone accuse me of not keeping on topic.
@sandbitch
Bye buh
Paris is for stoners.
No, not Sherbet, it was a two word band.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:37am.
SEE anastasia? TITS can hear it from Canada!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:33am.
MMMMmmmm. Yep, that shit is right up my alley. LOL
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:33am.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:26am.
Yeah baby. Have we told you of the Tim Tam bicky? It can send you telepathic messages while you is asleep... calling to you...
dip me in milky tea and suck me...
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:32am.
my hands are cold and i should have been asleep 3 hours ago.
mean old biddie.
:P~~
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
I have Shiraz...I have cooking chocolat.
It will do.
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:26am.
I also recall a discussion about an old 80's australian band whose name sounds like an off brand Kool-Aid. Thanks for all the culture, bitches!
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Was that Sherbet? Here, check this picture and tell me if it looks familiar:
http://www.milesago.com/Artists/Images/sherbet-nude.jpg
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:26am.
Yeah baby. Have we told you of the Tim Tam bicky? It can send you telepathic messages while you is asleep... calling to you...
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
pissing self at anzac bikies....
Biscuits on bikes!
BICKIES!
Bikers = USA
Bikies = Aussie
OMG Cherry Ripe and a good Shiraz...liquor chocolat at it's bestest.
Bower Bird.
*buffs nails on lapel*
didn't even have to look it up!
next you'll be asking me how to make anzac bikies.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Sandbitch + 2cents- Happy Australia Day!
I curse you forever for showing me cherry ripes that I can't find in France(*shakes fist* damn you!) and the drunken memories of bloody marys and cheezels. I also recall a discussion about an old 80's australian band whose name sounds like an off brand Kool-Aid. Thanks for all the culture, bitches!
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:22am.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sherbet daddy? Is it wrong for a woman to STILL be staring at Sherbet Nude? Is it wrong for a woman to want to dive into the middle of that nekkid frothy tangle?
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HAHAHAHA!!! If it's wrong I don't wanna be right. Daryl's looking HAWT!!!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:16am.
But is funny, eh? lol!
There's a bird in Aus that collects pretty things and builds a spectacular original design nest (each unique) to attract the lady birds. I saw it once on tv and would love to remember what it was (not sure if it's the collecting of 'all things blue' bird, I don't think that was the one). It was very impressive, though.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sherbet daddy? Is it wrong for a woman to STILL be staring at Sherbet Nude? Is it wrong for a woman to want to dive into the middle of that nekkid frothy tangle?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:13am.
I need to light up a mozzie coil and take a piss, ya feel me?
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hey no mosquitos here! Ever.
other parts of north america yes, but not here. very few flys too.
in case you planning where you're going to land after getting the boot.
suze can back me up.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:05am.
For TITS:
The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
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OH PULL THE OTHER ONE!!!
I have that dvd set of Life of Birds and the bird NEVER does the sienfeld theme or any of the other crap.
Very talented otherwise. i remember on the dvd it did a perfect imitation of a camera shutter and a chainsaw.
I've got a beautiful cd from the abc orchestra set to bird songs of aus. Wish I knew which birds were singing on it. it's hypnotic.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:12am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:09am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:51am.
@ Sandbitch
For you:
http://www.milesago.com/Artists/Images/sherbet-nude.jpg
===OMFG! Sherbet nude! I can't believe my EYES. That is so gonna be emailed to all my sherbet lovin' girlfriends...immediately. I'm SOOOO gonna get KUDOS for that.
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LOL! Awesomeness and it bestess. Feast your eyes on the dude on the right. I SEE PEEN!!!
===not only but also, clean peen under frothy fragrant bubble OMG.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:11am.
I read that as take over for a week. How many more fucking videos do you want!! lol.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
I need to light up a mozzie coil and take a piss, ya feel me?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 5:09am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:51am.
@ Sandbitch
For you:
http://www.milesago.com/Artists/Images/sherbet-nude.jpg
I heart U for the Sherbet!
===OMFG! Sherbet nude! I can't believe my EYES. That is so gonna be emailed to all my sherbet lovin' girlfriends...immediately. I'm SOOOO gonna get KUDOS for that.
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LOL! Awesomeness at its bestess. Feast your eyes on the dude on the right. I SEE PEEN!!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
OK M2C, take over for a wee while will you? Cut and paste at will. Michael K will wake up soon and he's gonna kick us fair in the ovaries (like we care). How DARE he not acknowledge Austroylia DAY.
Slack poofta.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:51am.
@ Sandbitch
For you:
http://www.milesago.com/Artists/Images/sherbet-nude.jpg
I heart U for the Sherbet!
===OMFG! Sherbet nude! I can't believe my EYES. That is so gonna be emailed to all my sherbet lovin' girlfriends...immediately. I'm SOOOO gonna get KUDOS for that.
Submitted by Trae on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:56am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:58am.
HUMPYBONG STATE SCHOOL - I kid you not,
Good ol' Margate QLD hey!! I'm on the Gold Coast. Went passed Humpybong a few weeks ago with a friend and we were pissing ourselves laughing, had to drive past again to make sure we read it right!! LMAO!!
==SEEEEEEEE PEOPLE! They wouldn't believe me....
NYAH NYAH NEEE NYAH NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:58am.
HUMPYBONG STATE SCHOOL - I kid you not,
Good ol' Margate QLD hey!! I'm on the Gold Coast. Went passed Humpybong a few weeks ago with a friend and we were pissing ourselves laughing, had to drive past again to make sure we read it right!! LMAO!!
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Rippy Razor Says "It's down the block, not across the street!!"
Oh good you added cane toad. is that the one where baz is missing? loves it.
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
This thread has been hijacked by AUSTRALIA.
*Happy Australia Day*
Skippy the Bush kangaroo
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HkUKoGoc4
Land DownUnder - Men at Work
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew
Family Guy - The Land Down Under by Men at Work
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=b7DV8UI9-eM
Pseudo Echo - A Beat For You
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2HfGu2dUX-0
Kangaroo Self-Pleasure
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPLrRqkDY8&feature=related
Cane Toad
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Great Southern Land ~ Icehouse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
World Cooee Championship,
Cooee Bay, Australia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xYn1OTUUg
Cold Chisel ~ Khe Sahn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
Naughty Kangaroo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0rzQcRW6I
Plucka Duck Montage ~ Hey Hey It's Saturday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXU291OmYY
It's Only A Matter Of Time ~ Railroad Gin 1974
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKwi7uHsxqw
Summer Love ~ Sherbet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl1ydqS4bFQ
You Just Like Me Coz I'm Good In Bed ~ Skyhooks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLNjDSfkcY
Eric Bana vs Tom Cruise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
Norman Gunston interviews Frank Zappa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf14Evmx5pg
Sherbet Howzat!!!
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=SEJ2m0hyQ4Y&feature=related
...somebody stop TITS please...
hehe
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:37am.
Has anyone told you about the bogans? Dey is skeerier than the yobs.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
@ Sandbitch
For you:
http://www.milesago.com/Artists/Images/sherbet-nude.jpg
I heart U for the Sherbet!
OMG Daryl Braithwaite for hot slut (blue satin jumpsuit, ya feelin me?)
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
bottoms up ya drunken yobbos!
enjoy your brand new hyundai!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
For TITS:
The Amazing Lyrebird of Australia
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad) http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
This thread has been hijacked by AUSTRALIA.
*Happy Australia Day*
Great Southern Land ~ Icehouse
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
World Cooee Championship,
Cooee Bay, Australia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xYn1OTUUg
Cold Chisel ~ Khe Sahn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
Naughty Kangaroo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg0rzQcRW6I
Plucka Duck Montage ~ Hey Hey It's Saturday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEXU291OmYY
It's Only A Matter Of Time ~ Railroad Gin 1974
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKwi7uHsxqw
Summer Love ~ Sherbet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl1ydqS4bFQ
Here's some bbq tips for you aussie hol
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/bbtrix/index.html
enjoy!
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Tupperware is not an eating vessel.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:17am.
LOL! CHISEL!! *lights lighter* *waves it in the air*
I think it's like a criminal offence in some states not to know all the lyrics. lol
Oh you are not alone on the natural born contempt thing. I went down to a bay beach yesterday and the ferals were out in force. Not pretty.
Hey!! It's gonna be OVER 40 degress every day this week!!! *get kini ready* *looks for holes in da hose*
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 4:00am.
Aw, fangs 2C. I get so shit off at natural born Australians sometimes. Srsly. Stop me from killing a bitch...
>And as for Great Australian Dream, we all know >you're all about the men, rum and beaches. Cummon. >You can admit it
I took doggie for walkies down the (dog friendly) beach earlier and there was this group down the beach having an aussie day BBQ, fully pissed on Bundy and Coke, singing along to.....
WAIT FOR IT...
Have you guessed yet?
Cold Chisel ~ Khe Sahn (god love em)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8&feature=related
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:58am.
HUMPYBONG STATE SCHOOL - I kid you not,
It's aboriginal for "dead huts" y'all. RESPEK!
reply
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Should any kid be in a school that has hump and bong in it's name? That there doesn't sound right.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:56am.
no no not the NICE island, but the one where you put illegals. THAT one.
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Yeah... Nauru. I'm pretty sure that's the one.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/26/2009 - 3:46am.
==They built it to keep the rabbits out. PASS.
Maybe it's just as well I wasn't one of the 13,000 who got naturalized today! I kept meaning to get naturalized y'know but heck, I just been too busy working and paying me taxes and me mortgage since I got off the fucking boat back in 1971, ya feel me? Great Australian Dream and all that.
I love Australia.
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That's one long rabbit-proof fence! Aw Sandy, I'd rather have you than most of mah relatives who were born here. I mean... you pay work AND pay taxes, and look! You make lamingtons!
And as for Great Australian Dream, we all know you're all about the men, rum and beaches. Cummon. You can admit it.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax (Diploma of Fuckery, Undergrad)