Chelsy Davy Is A Dumb Bitch
Someone close to Chelsy Davy should take her in to get a brain scan immediately, because something is not right up in there. She has quit Prince Hot Ginge. Beat me in the face with a boiled horse dick, because I am at a loss. The News of the World says Chelsy just could no longer "put up with his lifestyle" after 5 years together. This weak ass bitch. I could put up with a dozen Black Mambas biting at my ass if it meant I got to lick on Prince Hot Ginge's royal scepter and jewels. Homegirl really ain't right in the brain area.
A source said that Chelsy broke that shit off last week, "The couple had a lot of fun but the relationship has run its course. They are still on speaking terms but the relationship has ended."
Okay, I know that every time Hot Ginge opens his mouth, douchewater-covered shit nuggets come pouring out, but Chelsy just had to shut him up with her vagina. That's what I would do. Whenever he started to speak, I'd just shove my glazed donut hole in his mouth.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go submit my application video (shot in the bath tub, of course) for a spot in the British Army so I can get close to Hot Ginge. It's my duty as an American who loves ginger Brits. He needs comforting in his time of hurt and sorrow. And by "he" I mean his carrot peen.
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Team V: You know i love you and i want you to be one of my closest orgy friends!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:41pm.
Devilgirl: i'm sure i'm sounding like a dumbass here but i thought you were talking about capt. stubbing from the Love Boat.
I've been sitting here trying to figure out why in hell you thought capt stubbing was so hot???
Who is Capt Spaudling? I'm all confused (and disturbed) now!
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Ok Grape, first off: Where is the soma story?
2nd- That just cost me the rest of my drink on the floor! Capt. Stubbing?! LMAO! Capt. Spaulding is TV' s avie, and he is from the beautiful, wonderful mind of Rob Zombie and the cinematic gems of House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects! By the way, I have nasty dreams about Rob Zombie all the time! He is my God! Drink break!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
At the risk of universal hatred of me , I am drunkenly going on record here and admitting to this unholy thing:
I HATE LED ZEPPLIN!
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say it loud and say it proud sista.
I'd sooner listen to a cat in heat.
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:44pm.
MANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......and I want!
and I need
and I love
Manimal!
Fucking meds are tight tonight!
What's up, Man?
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Aww, Uncle Ash you remembered!!! *sniffle and a tear*
(((Mani)))
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:43pm. Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:41pm.
my avie is capt. Spaulding. He's in the Love Boat movie.
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i feel as though you're fucking with me again john wayne gasey.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - Lucky bastard!
All I got was a Salisbury steak TV dinner. The kind with 3 compartments. One for the meat, one for the corn, and one for the brownie......in which I had to eat through a straw!
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I dunno why I just pissed myself laughing at this..It just sounds too much like toilet times or something...but I digress.
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
MANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......and I want!
and I need
and I love
Manimal!
Fucking meds are tight tonight!
What's up, Man?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:41pm.
my avie is capt. Spaulding. He's in the Love Boat movie.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Now, i gotta say that isaac the bartender had some sexy ways about him...you know he was all like i wish these cracker ass crackers would shut the fuck up already
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 -
As I stated b4, more the better!
Ashy, you had me at hello! (or whatever you said!)
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I believe it was come a little closer..closer..either that or, a donkey in del rio....
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
I'm lovin' this group of peeps! ♥♥
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Hey UA, it's great to see you again!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:37pm.
Nittay-ay-ay..... It was good: pineapple shrimp curry and papaya salad.
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Lucky bastard!
All I got was a Salisbury steak TV dinner. The kind with 3 compartments. One for the meat, one for the corn, and one for the brownie......in which I had to eat through a straw!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Devilgirl: i'm sure i'm sounding like a dumbass here but i thought you were talking about capt. stubbing from the Love Boat.
I've been sitting here trying to figure out why in hell you thought capt stubbing was so hot???
Who is Capt Spaudling? I'm all confused (and disturbed) now!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:37pm.
Nittay-ay-ay..... It was good: pineapple shrimp curry and papaya salad. Hostess was kinda curvaceous (you try spelling that) but that's about it.
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LOL! Yummy..and curvaceous is an easy one for me considering all the bodice rippers I had to read in my day!
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
By the by, nice to meet you, I am Devilgirl! *extends hand for hearty shake*
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that's NOT his hand dear.
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You just had to spoil my fun, huh? And here I thought I was gaining my first orgy friend too.
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As I stated b4, more the better!
Ashy, you had me at hello! (or whatever you said!)
Nittay-ay-ay..... It was good: pineapple shrimp curry and papaya salad. Hostess was kinda curvaceous (you try spelling that) but that's about it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
At the risk of universal hatred of me , I am drunkenly going on record here and admitting to this unholy thing:
I HATE LED ZEPPLIN!
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THE WEDDING IS OFF!!!!
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Damn TV, I could lie, but my hatred for them is so great, I cannot lie and cover up, not even for your gorgeous Capt. Spaulding ways and ripe wit!
I was glad when Bonham died and I prayed for Plant to follow quickly! (Just kidding, I am not THAT evil, close, but.....)
Hi Uncle A! I gotta find that pic again. I know it's around--you can even find it on old Dlisted threads.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
By the by, nice to meet you, I am Devilgirl! *extends hand for hearty shake*
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that's NOT his hand dear.
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You just had to spoil my fun, huh? And here I thought I was gaining my first orgy friend too.
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:29pm.
devilgirl..........you just gave me an idea of what to buy my ex-wife for her birthday.
Does anybody know how much a donkey costs these days?
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Just a lift from the boarder to Laredo! Make sure the car is fast! Roomy, a plus, but not necessary!
Heya' Sheepkins, how was the Thai tonight? Obstensibly the food, unless you'd like to share something else on that topic?
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
I had my first 'make out' session to Led Zeppelin when I was in grade 8. And when I say make out, I mean suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Not really, it was just kissing. Then I graduated. It took me three years, but I did it!!
And that was last weekend.
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Det er hvad der sker.
Hello Sheeps!
I was asking about you. Gonna put the shooze on? C'mon!
How are you?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
By the by, nice to meet you, I am Devilgirl! *extends hand for hearty shake*
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that's NOT his hand dear.
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More the better!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:29pm.
I figured it was the SH nails.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:28pm.
At the risk of universal hatred of me , I am drunkenly going on record here and admitting to this unholy thing:
I HATE LED ZEPPLIN!
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THE WEDDING IS OFF!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
devilgirl..........you just gave me an idea of what to buy my ex-wife for her birthday.
Does anybody know how much a donkey costs these days?
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Grape- You see how, if you name a topic, I got a story, and I am totally not lying (lord knows, I wish I was!)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:24pm.
IG reporting for duty!
It took me 12 minutes to type that.
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The funny thing is, it doesn't make sense to the rest of us drunks, cuz it's typed perfectly.
Dee..No, she got a broken finger from rubbing her nub...member?! LOL
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
By the by, nice to meet you, I am Devilgirl! *extends hand for hearty shake*
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that's NOT his hand dear.
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At the risk of universal hatred of me , I am drunkenly going on record here and admitting to this unholy thing:
I HATE LED ZEPPLIN!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:24pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
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Aren't those done during the "Donkey" shows?
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I've been to Tijuana. You should see what those gals can do with quarters. Now I believe I know why my mom used to say money is dirty!
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Uncky,
I used to work retail at this up scale dump, Mark Shale, a few years back. Snooty clothes, blah, blah.
There was a guy there who got hitches and when he returned from his honeymoon he was sporting around "honeymoon " pictures.
So I was off to lunch one day when a gang of the Men's Wear fools were all huddled around the newlywed hosebag. The newlywed asked me if I wanted to see his hoineymoon pics. I obliged. Then all of the guys snickered when I started to flip through the pics. As I came upon the final shot, I said " Well that doesn't say much about YOUR performance during the Luna de Miel!"
The pics were all of his wife getting fucked by a donkey.
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damn, that's fucked up...not who i'd want for orgy friends thats for sure!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:24pm.
IG reporting for duty!
It took me 12 minutes to type that.
hahahahaha *pointing*
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:24pm.
IG reporting for duty!
It took me 12 minutes to type that.
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Hiya east coast island girl!
Speaking of booze and body fat, did you ever get around to trying those 2 bite brownies with shiraz?
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:19pm.
Seriously, where'd we lose IG? LMAO
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Member, she has the nub finger. It takes a while.
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Charlie, I hate to tell you this, but my first roommate in prep school was this nerdy guy who did nothing buy play Led Zeppelin music. He drove me to drug experimentation. :)
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Led Zeppelin music made me leave Ottawa. I swore if I heard the Immigrant song one.more.time. on the radio I'd leave. I did, so I did.
True story.
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IG reporting for duty!
It took me 12 minutes to type that.
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Det er hvad der sker.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
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Aren't those done during the "Donkey" shows?
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I've been to Tijuana. You should see what those gals can do with quarters. Now I believe I know why my mom used to say money is dirty!
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Uncky,
I used to work retail at this up scale dump, Mark Shale, a few years back. Snooty clothes, blah, blah.
There was a guy there who got hitches and when he returned from his honeymoon he was sporting around "honeymoon " pictures.
So I was off to lunch one day when a gang of the Men's Wear fools were all huddled around the newlywed hosebag. The newlywed asked me if I wanted to see his hoineymoon pics. I obliged. Then all of the guys snickered when I started to flip through the pics. As I came upon the final shot, I said " Well that doesn't say much about YOUR performance during the Luna de Miel!"
The pics were all of his wife getting fucked by a donkey.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 9:53pm.
Eddie is in "bloke mode" these days...I read that he is looking for some position in British government....
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I have a 'position' for that bloke here in my own personal... um.. 'cabinet'. yeah.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Seriously, where'd we lose IG? LMAO
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one in case I ever gave a shit.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
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Aren't those done during the "Donkey" shows?
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I've been to Tijuana. You should see what those gals can do with quarters. Now I believe I know why my mom used to say money is dirty!
HEEEHEEEEEEEEE
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:14pm.
Me too!
the part on the head of this manly looking chick appears to show her hair is thinning...
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we've all had our fair share of cock...it's nothing to shout about...
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
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Aren't those done during the "Donkey" shows?
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I've been to Tijuana. You should see what those gals can do with quarters. Now I believe I know why my mom used to say money is dirty!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:02pm.
Yes, yes. I have a tale from my days as canoe rental mgr/vp about a key club.
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What the fuck??? i do not understand how these two things could go together...canoeing and a key club...dear God in heaven...i just see paddles flying everywhere
LMAOOOOOO
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Grape, I get no peace in any aspect of my life! Believe you me, they go together, unbelievably, they go together in my world!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
TV, I know this is sudden and all, but will you maqrry me? (oops, marry)
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What are your views on quickie Mexican annullments?
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Aren't those done during the "Donkey" shows?
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Not sure, I'm usually pretty busy with the donkey.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:11pm.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:10pm.
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It's always, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Go ahead, get syphilis! See if I care! *harumph*
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Oh my NOSE! Eye nose!
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DevilG: me too and i think it's both
Damn, a split in their relationship takes away his chance for an actual branch on his family tree.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.