Chelsy Davy Is A Dumb Bitch
Someone close to Chelsy Davy should take her in to get a brain scan immediately, because something is not right up in there. She has quit Prince Hot Ginge. Beat me in the face with a boiled horse dick, because I am at a loss. The News of the World says Chelsy just could no longer "put up with his lifestyle" after 5 years together. This weak ass bitch. I could put up with a dozen Black Mambas biting at my ass if it meant I got to lick on Prince Hot Ginge's royal scepter and jewels. Homegirl really ain't right in the brain area.
A source said that Chelsy broke that shit off last week, "The couple had a lot of fun but the relationship has run its course. They are still on speaking terms but the relationship has ended."
Okay, I know that every time Hot Ginge opens his mouth, douchewater-covered shit nuggets come pouring out, but Chelsy just had to shut him up with her vagina. That's what I would do. Whenever he started to speak, I'd just shove my glazed donut hole in his mouth.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go submit my application video (shot in the bath tub, of course) for a spot in the British Army so I can get close to Hot Ginge. It's my duty as an American who loves ginger Brits. He needs comforting in his time of hurt and sorrow. And by "he" I mean his carrot peen.
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770+ comments....
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He's sexy. He was probably caught cheating, girls don't walk away from guys like him unless they have a good reason. At least she has a bit of self-esteem. I think she looks great.
My oh my. He can trim my parsnips any time!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Mmm. The orange town drunks. Jeena is the best of the sorry bunch. but if i had her money i would maybe get a trainer and live in chef, she could be so hot. Tamara you look about 45, hanging out with Vicki makes you look crazy and so trailer trash. How do
So since Harry isn't going to be king, if you ran into him and decided to do the sex to him in a public bathroom, would that be ok?
If you cut off all of her hair, she could be a boy. She has such a little boy face. I guess she is okay. Don't see what the fuss is all about... He can get someone really gorgeous and she definitely isn't that.
And he has to find someone that likes red pubes... I can't stand those red-headed boys... YUCK!
She gives the appearance of a common street tart. At least they used birth control.
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She dated a prince for 5 years; how dumb is she? She's cute in a Sienna Miller kinda way. Seems Harry is the one who's thick as a plank for his lack of maturity in other ways.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:50am.
Listen here TITS, I'm (officially on my passport) British and don't you fucking forget that WE OWN YOUR COUNTRY!
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O yeah? Why don't y'all come up here and prove it!?
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Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
She is HOTTTT!!! But then again I had a thing for those 'Dark Crystal' puppets.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
So not bothered. Probably best for her. He seems like he needs someone who can handle all his hot gingeness........
nite, all
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jeez, reading this thread and jousting with TITS has gobbled up my afternoon. Open thread is the greats. Now my dog demands a walk (he needs to poop) I can tell because his little pink rosebud keeps winking at me. The dog's arse rulez. Later slutz, and you too TITS, you whore.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 4:12am.
Well, I know my audience!!
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 4:10am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 4:02am.
You didn't watch the vid.
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Yes I did, most of the videos you post have at least one masturbating kangaroo in them.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 4:02am.
You didn't watch the vid.
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:57am.
No golf, it's not a sport unless someone plays defense.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
==Or, like I said, I can edit my post and make you sound like a right FUCKWIT!
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I emailed it to m2c yonks ago.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=b6VKtk1FesY
TV do you golf?
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Me and Prince Ginge, we're practically related y'all. Watch it.
Listen here TITS, I'm (officially on my passport) British and don't you fucking forget that WE OWN YOUR COUNTRY!
Hehe
Now I'm gonna go out on my back deck and yell that at all my BBQ'ING neighbours. Hehe, no guns down har.
LOL @ TITS;
DOWN, I TELL YOU DOWN!!!
Even New Zealand won't have you after this!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAH
==Or, like I said, I can edit my post and make you sound like a right FUCKWIT!
HAHHHAWWBWAHHAHHHAAAA....
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:26am.
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I just called my brother and he swears that wasn't him.
And the barrel salesman is my uncle.
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Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
hhahaaa tits, NAH, too many holiday/booze ups to remember!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:21am.
I fucking forgot ANZAC day! The cookie holiday...Anzac COOKIES.
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I feel I know you pretty well, can I be frank with you?
Really? Okay, thanks.
It must really suck to have someone that lives a gagillion kilos away to remind you of your own national holidays.
Oh yeah, you are SO going down for this one!!!
*waves bottle of Smiths Premium Golden Syrup with the ass puss spout*
DOWN, I TELL YOU DOWN!!!
Even New Zealand won't have you after this!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAH
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
On topic rant: Don't worry about that colonial ho Harry. She doesn't even know how to spell CHELSEA FFS! Go pick yourself a quality British girl, like your mum. Better still, pick Michael K.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:18am.
He may be my brother, I never said he wasn't an arsehole. Did he ever call?
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Yes, a number of times, usually at 2am wanting me to get a cab and come over for sex. Once I heard him vomit on the phone. I finally told him to go suck a barnacle.
Happily I met a nice barrel salesman in Niagara and settled down on a grape farm instead.
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:18am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:16am.
That's it, I'm moving to Australia.
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but it's full of new zealanders!
:D
AAAAHHH!!! SB isn't ANZAC day the cookie holiday? I have my golden syrup and oats ready to go!
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
I fucking forgot ANZAC day! The cookie holiday...Anzac COOKIES.
Twocents is gonna fair piss herself when she finds out. Or, I could just edit my post....to retain dignity.
Look fuck it, I was born in fucking Britain. As if the Australians and New Zealanders know what it's like to be in a real war. They got COOKIES FFS!
They got no idea. Island mentality. Shhhhhhh.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:15am.
yo, email isn't that hard y'all!
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Yeah, well I am RETARDED! AND DRUNK, AND ON VICODIN, SO THERE! Thanks!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:05am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:03am.
Everyone is busy sending you emails and signing you up for viagara samples.
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Cool, at least I'll have some friends! And my ex will have some viagra, if he stops by!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:16am.
That's it, I'm moving to Australia.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:15am.
yo, email isn't that hard y'all!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:11am.
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He may be my brother, I never said he wasn't an arsehole. Did he ever call?
Edit... Was that a double negative? :)
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Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:04am.
SB - which is the cookie holiday?
==Cookie holiday? Hmmm let me fink...nah mefinks M2C has been pulling the canuckay tittay. Although there really should be a national holiday for the Tim Tam I reckon.
In Aus, we get the following paid holidays (long weekends):
Xmas Day
Boxing Day
New Years Day
Australia Day
Labour Day
Queens Barfday
Good Friday
Easter Monday
And we get a day off during the week in August for the Ekka (like a State fair).
In addition, we get 4 weeks paid leave from work each year. That is, if you have full time employment...
GRAPE
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:10am.
I remember him. He promised to take me to the falls for chinese dinner and then vomited on my shoes.
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
TITS, he's a little rusty on the akor-deen, but he plays a mean banjo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
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Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:03am.
Grape-R U STILL AROUND?
Hell yes, carpal tunnel and all...woman, did u get my emails i attempted!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 3:03am.
Everyone is busy sending you emails and signing you up for viagara samples.
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
IG - does he play the accordian? I think I have... met him.
SB - which is the cookie holiday?
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Grape-R U STILL AROUND?
@Tits an all, officially, Austroilyah Doy is tamorah Jan 26th.
All bitches get a day off work monday so much boozing in the hoods this arvo. Bitches who DO work tomorrow get double time plus 1/2. Two and a half days pay for one days work. Not bad hourly rates for working drunk and/or hungover.
We are the lucky country.
My mortgage is due. Where is my red whine and chocolat?
Devilgirl: did u get my emails??? wait, don't fall asleep again!!
DevilGirl: i sent you two emails just now...appears they went through...email me back when you get a chance...i'll check back periodically as my sleeping sucks these days. Goodnight!
TITS, you've obviously never met my brother.
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Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
Grape!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:47am.
Newfie skit night down at the hall is my lucky night.
I keep trying to find one whose torso is shorter than their legs but no luck so far!
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:38am.
I fucking love william burroughs. Now that man was an amazing writer. God, and I love his voice. He had storytelling ability.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:39am.
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The Legion?? AHHahaha... that's where I gets all me dates. Or where they get me... beer is only $1.50. I'm cheap like that. :)
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Suave! Goddamn you're one suave fucker!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:41am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/25/2009 - 2:36am.
Happy aus day sandbitch!
Hey ever eaten brownies with shiraz?
==OMG! Chocolate (in any form) and red woin is my weakness. Choc and Red is like liquor chocolates.
I'm masticating just thinking of chocolate and red woin.
MASTICATING.
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*puts hands over nipples*
you don't say?
*backs away slowly*
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You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.