Molly Ringwald Is Knocked Up With Twins!
This news makes me happy only because I get to use this For Keeps? poster. FINALLY. Nobody ever talks about that shit. They always bust nuts over Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink and Townies. I wasn't serious about the last one. But I am serious about For Keeps? I mean, the movie has Molly Ringwald suffering from post-partum depression, the film debut of Pauly Shore, Conchata Ferrell and a local slut named Michaela (that shit excited me because we almost have the same name). Perfect. And if I got an STD for every time someone told me, "Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed!," I'd be Parasite Hilton!
Anyway, Molly tells People that she has two babies laid up in her womb. One has a penis and the other has a vagina. She already has a 5-year-old daughter named Mathilda with husband Panio Gianopoulos. She's pushing her twins out in August.
It is Molly's duty AS Molly Ringwald to name her twins Darcy and Stan after For Keeps?. Or maybe Theodore and Theodosia after the baby's name in that shit. She has to.
And isn't it weird that Molly Ringwald is old now with a family and shit? She's one of those people that should never have been allowed to get old. She should be forever sixteen.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:26pm.
Do you think they were giving you a subtle invitation to join?
Submitted by mommylicious on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:50pm.
i think i remember darcy and stan having a love scene in the shower in this movie.... did stan take his ass to MIT?
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Nope. They ended up applying together to some college (Wisconsin, I think?) that had married housing, where they could both get scholarships. And they lived happily ever after.
I don't know why, but I loved this movie. I've seen it MANY times.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:20pm.
Meh, it was ok. Just a dinner at a couples house. Their mutual love and affection for one another became tiresome after a bit and the meal was cold, but other than that.....
What a bitch I am, invited for dinner and then dissin' the couple! Still I do not need to know their sexcapades nor details of their shopping trips to Wal-Mart. Yes, I did know they carried Astroglide, I just didn't need to know that they bought some and felt it was way cheaper to buy it there vs. The Lion's Den Porn n More!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:13pm.
"Less Than Zero" sucked. But maybe b/c I read the book.....Julian does not die in the book
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PSL: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! slow down, my friend... "Less Than Zero sucked" are some harsh words...but as always, i am willing to hear other's points of view (even if they are wrong)...seriously, what happens to Julian in the book? Who wrote the book? I admit I know nothing of the book.
DG: Hey, hey, hey...how are you? What did you do last night? You must have gone out and had some fun!
PSL: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!! slow down, my friend... "Less Than Zero sucked" are some harsh words...but as always, i am willing to hear other's points of view (even if they are wrong)...seriously, what happens to Julian in the book? Who wrote the book? I admit I know nothing of the book.
I think Michael K. just meant it was Pauley Shore's film debut and Conchata and that other chick are also in the movie. I like Molly, but she is kinda awful on Secret Life....like she forgot how to act. I heard they're gonna write in her pregnancy...Secret Life of the American Former Teen Star? And where the hell is John Hughes? Hope he still has his money.
"Less Than Zero" sucked. But maybe b/c I read the book.....Julian does not die in the book.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
- Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
I vote for "Farmer Ted" and "Long Duck Dong" for their names.
Sixteen Candles was a hilarious movie!
Name those kids Remus and Romulus.
It's high time someone upped the twin naming ante. Yes?
Conchata Ferrell had a small part on Network, long before For Keeps
Submitted by yolie on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 1:38pm.
Wow, she sure is letting People magazine know about her pregnancy pretty early on. She's only about 2 months pregs!
I think she's 40+ now so it's bigger news. I don't wanna start no culture war, but it's gotta be hard to give birth and chase after a rugrat post-40. Maybe fulltime nannies would help a little...
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai fait de ma vie!
for keeps? was always my fav!! molly was so skinny and hot, and this guy ended up being in something else too. i love darcy and stan!
They should have done a Highschool Reunion episode of the Breakfast Club. They all went to the 20 year reunion and stayed on afterwards (snuck into) the library and talked about their lives. I admit that I would have gone to see it.
I love Molly too.
Secret Life of an American Teenager is a guilty pleasure. I only share that in the company of a faceless internet.
Grapedrinkbaby! Morning/afternoon to ya!
RDJ was great in Less Than Zero, although the withdrawl scene was more consistant with heroin than coke. I liked the movie too. Somebody recently took the musical score from the film and posted it on Youtube. I always wished they'd released it (not the musical Soundtrack). It's very moving.
Submitted by redb on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 1:38pm.
Since we are confessing to things:
I have never seen any of her movies, except for Breakfast Club ( she was in that, right?) and her Facts of Life stint.
"I don't have cerebal palsy, I'm drunk."
Those were the days when we could openly do Jeri impressions with the risk of getting killed.
I miss those days.
Wow, she sure is letting People magazine know about her pregnancy pretty early on. She's only about 2 months pregs!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Ok, confession time.
I totally hated the dress she made for Prom in Pretty in Pink. Also I think she should have ended up with Ducky. Blaine was a complete tool.
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:48pm.
I remember the Jermaine Jackson episode! Didn't Tootie bring him a present, and his bodyguards doused it in water because they thought it might be a bomb?
Damn, I need to get a life.
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WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!!
i am a total sucker for John Hughes's movies...what ever happened with his career after the "brat pack" movies?
somewhat off the topic but somewhat related...i saw Less Than Zero about a month ago and cried...yes, i cried when Julian died...i'm so glad RDJ lived to tell his tale
Also...was Pretty in Pink REALLY that good??
Let's tell the truth
The only problem with Sixteen Candles was that Samantha Baker's sister and Jake Ryan's girlfriend looked almost exactly the same. Same bottled up blonde hair and body type.
Also....not enough of the Donger.
@ Mr Peterson I remember that movie. It was well done. The scene where they found the kids in the garage was really moving. There was a write up about it in People magazine at the time as it was ground breaking to handle such a topic during prime time.
thanks mike. i forgot river phoenix was the brother.
Submitted by Mr. Peterson on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:58pm.
anyone remember the molly r. movie where she had tried to commit suicide and then started dating the neighbor kid and they both kill each other with emissions? it may have been ala after school special. or maybe i dreamed it.
It wasn't a dream!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090106/
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
When I was a kid we had this Disney album (you know, actual vinyl) that was all patriotic songs. Molly Ringwald sang "This Is My Country" on it. We played that album all the time.
anyone remember the molly r. movie where she had tried to commit suicide and then started dating the neighbor kid and they both kill each other with emissions? it may have been ala after school special. or maybe i dreamed it.
I hope she names them Mars and Ferrell.
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I believe deep down in my haw-ert that it’s just fine.
But you do what your haw-ert tells you to do.
I LOVED this movie! I liked how she turned the TV on its side so she could watch it in bed.
Aphid, I am Rain Man when it comes to 70's-80's television.
I need to go on a Game Show.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
- Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
i think i remember darcy and stan having a love scene in the shower in this movie.... did stan take his ass to MIT?
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:45pm.
Me too, I was just too embarassed to admit it.
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Hahaha! I shoulda been. But fuck it.
PSL!! You remember a bit more than I do. I DO remember, however, when Tootie met Jermaine Jackson. That was fly. Heh.
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:45pm.
Me too, I was just too embarassed to admit it.
Aphid, me too!
Tootie on roller skates
Nancy had a bf named Roger, who she was always on the phone with
Sue Ann got stoned and wrote one line on every page for her Moby Dick report
Blair had a crush on Mr Bradley.....
God, I am pathetic.
lmao
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
- Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Not only do I remember her on the Facts of Life, I remember some of the dialogue from it. How sad is that?
OT: She should name the kids Blaine and Andy.
I also love Molly Ringwald. I love dem sassy gingies.
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Married to Panio Gianopoulos, a book editor and a writer. Younger than Ringwald, he published an elegiac essay about romancing older women called "Confessions of a Boy Toy" in a recent anthology.
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai fait de ma vie!
I read something, somewhere, at some point in my life, that said Ginges are in danger , if ginges dont get together and start doing more ginges now, THEY ARE GOING TO DISSAPEAR!!!:(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Also a Molly lover.
mike, I remember that too- that was my favorite season....
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
- Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Mike, you aren't the only old fucker out there that remembers her on Facts of Life! ; )
I actually remember her from the first season of Facts of Life (yeah, I'm old).
Molly's father is a blind jazz pianist.
In bar-light, she looked all right;
In daylight, she looked desperate
That’s all right, I was desperate, too
I loved Molly in all of her movies, especially in Sixteen Candles (Long Duck Dong!) But that For Keeps movie was a hot mess. No teenager wants to wacth America's redheaded sweetheart get knocked up right before college and watch her hopes and dreams crumbled before her very eyes...too dramatic.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I foresee a lot of Saturdays spent in detention in little Ringwald's future.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I love Molly.
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Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
- Styx "Too Much Time On My Hands"
Panio?
What about Fresh Horses?
That Ambien from the 80's...