Molly Ringwald Is Knocked Up With Twins!

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club ***wealthymeetup. c om*** for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Babrousch!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

applehead: Good point! This is way early to know sexes and all: http://www.parents.com/getting-pregnant/how-to/boy-girl/finding-out-baby...

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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

How can they tell the sex so early? If she's due in August she can't be more then 10 weeks or so, right?

people who like this movie would like Mannequin

OMG I love this movie SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!! I was one of 5 people in the theater on opening day and ya, it is a favorite. I have it on video tape and still watch it when it's on TV!!

I just love when her mother keeps bitching "Darcy what about Paris??" LOL!!! And Conchata rocks!

"Regarding her red hair - she is actually a natural brunette. I remember seeing her in an episode of Different Strokes and being surprised that she had brown hair. I always thought that she was a natural redhead with her pale skin and cute freckles."

I forgot she was on the first season of "Facts of Life"!!! She is a brunette, but she does red well. Gillian Anderson is a blond who looks good as a redhead too, as does Cynthia Nixon

molly always has a special place in my cold black heart...after all i was into all her movies and she and i are of the same age...congrats to her and her expanding family...
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"I'm pregnant, could you pass the potatoes?"

I love Molly, especially in PIP. I thought she was gorgeous and I always LOVED her full lips. When I wsa a teenager I wanted to look like her lol.

Regarding her red hair - she is actually a natural brunette. I remember seeing her in an episode of Different Strokes and being surprised that she had brown hair. I always thought that she was a natural redhead with her pale skin and cute freckles.

I love Molly!Congratulations to her!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

could never understand her appeal she's so fucking ordinary

Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 7:24pm.

Well, Molly is going to be 41 next month so I guess she figured this was her last chance. I wonder about her doing invitro though. She was a bit on the hippy side and lived in Paris.
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Well, Molly is going to be 41 next month so I guess she figured this was her last chance. I wonder about her doing invitro though. She was a bit on the hippy side and lived in Paris. She even did a movie in French that made me howl! All the French actors were fine, but along comes Molly speaking high school French. It was TOO funny!

pfffft. More chemicals and "selective reduction". At least he's younger than 40, so the children don't have to have autism along with Down syndrome. And I say that as the mother of someone with autism, so don't start.

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Submitted by gia on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:03pm.
AND doesnt anyone get pregnant the old fashioned way anymore or is it all about IVF fraternal twins??

I don't know if she had IVF or not, but women over 40 have a higher chance of having twins.

Can't tell who the female is in your beloved "For Keeps!!!" foto. Anyway, 'Conchatta' is a disgustingly hot name.

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Submitted by gia on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 5:03pm.

Molly Ringworm sucks now, she used to be so much fun...She is all Parisian now...
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I know but it's how I always imagined she'd end up...Those Outer Limits epis through me for a loop - but it was a pleasantly cheesy surprise!

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Molly Ringworm sucks now, she used to be so much fun...She is all Parisian now...I dont think she has lived in the states for awhile now until this new show she is in came out...AND doesnt anyone get pregnant the old fashioned way anymore or is it all about IVF fraternal twins??

Submitted by redb on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 1:38pm.
Ok, confession time.

I totally hated the dress she made for Prom in Pretty in Pink.
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Who didn't hate that unflattering, vomitacious, upside down pyramid, pepto bismol colored, 100% sateen/POLY sack from the wrong side of the tracks

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:34pm.

Grape, you gotta at least share the Elvis toilet story at some point today, if not both!

At least you and Mr.Grape were able to work it out. "Dave" or as I have nicknamed him (because of his stupidity) "Puddin' Head", have gone, I think as far as we can or should go. I have put up with far more than any normal person would have. When other, more evil drugs and ways to take them become involved, relationships are doomed. Plus, I have seen him go from a thriving, great, wonderful, WORKING, thoughtful,productive individual to a complete bum! I was in a major depression for 90% of 2008 because of his stupid ass and I told myself that it would not continue as of Jan 1st, 2009. When other people's behaviors begin fucking uo your life, you gotta just throw in the towel and know that you deserve better. I

bloody well do deserve better. Anywho, off for a few for lunch. Back in a bit!

P.S It was oddly enough DListed that saved my depressed ass last year!
I came here for comic relief and have been hooked ever since!

DG & the rest of the crew: let's reconvene later...i'm gonna go get myself some beer colas cuz my sober hubby is going to play poker with a group of sober seniors in his AA home group tonight. For real, they're like 70, kinda like grumply old men except for with southern accents and he's pumped he got an invite!

Anywho, it's party time at the house for wifey!

"Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman."

She really tackled the issues back then, huh?

What do kids make movies about these days...? Cheer leading and urban princesses...

♥ ThreadKilla!
Happy Birthday, DLISTED!!!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

This Dave fellow sounds like a bonafide fool...my old man, mr. grape used to be an opiate loving fool...we've had our share of trials and tribulations...luckily, he got his shit straight after a short trip down memory lane about two years ago after ten years clean...i thought one of us was gonna end up with some serious jail time and it was gonna be me from shooting him in the face! When I made that plan, I figured it was a time for a break. It all worked out better than i could have imagined but it was messy. Sometime, i'll tell you the story of his sister stealing his mom's somas and selling it to him for $5 a pop. And how my moron ass finally figured it out. And the time he passed out on the toilet like Elvis. That had to be rock bottom for me.

The modern macramme out of the sex swing is a fucking classic. You are truly gifted!

devilgirl,

Yay! I will come back later to check.

Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:28pm.

God, I have tons! Putting them on here only makes me think that maybe I have needed to lay off of the pot for some time now.

I am taking a luch break for a few, but if you are still on later, I will tell some more tawdry small town tales!

devilgirl,

Those stories are truly awesome. I want more!

Grape- The whole group sex thing is just not my scene. I am not sexually a prude, but I am straight and the whole girl/girl mystique is lost on me. If I were a man, I would avoid going down on a chick totally, so as a straight woman, there just is no way.
I am also a jealous sort. I figure if I am what the man wants, he shouldn't want to have another chick join us. And definitely not another DUDE! There are plenty of things for a couple to do to keep things exciting in the sack with eachother. Bringing in extra baggage is only asking for trouble on down the road.

By the way, I had a brain fart when you asked if they used sex swing. I thought you were asking me if they used the one that "Dave" gave to me, not if they used the one that they had. I am sure they used theirs with Liz and God knows who else, but mine was new.

Submitted by myeager on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:18pm.

Um I totally love For Keeps, I have it on DVD! "Its French Night!!!!!!!"

Isn't she kind of old to be having twins?

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I do believe someone wrote once that it's more likely as you age.

♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!
I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!

Good movie, I haven't seen that in a while.

DG: Back in the day, before i married Mr. Grapedrink (who is a character unto himself), one of the guys i dated told me that he had joined in a threesome with a couple where the girl had requested that her boyfriend find another guy to join because it was her fantasy: two guys at once...

needless to say, i could no longer find the guy i was dating attractive...not judging here, but i'm straight and i don't like sharing my man's penis with another woman much less another man...just the way i roll.

i still wonder about that to this day...he said that he just wanted to see what a threesome was like, but somehow most straight guys in the south don't classify a threesome as two guys and one girl, unless it's two football players wanting something to brag about on Monday.

Um I totally love For Keeps, I have it on DVD! "Its French Night!!!!!!!"

Isn't she kind of old to be having twins?

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 4:05pm.
DG: did you ever ask Dave whether he and his horse-faced girlfriend had used the swing...did he date her because she could get him dope?

btw, whatever happened to Dave?
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No, they hadn't. Box was new and un-opened.
No, she dated him because he was a dope dealer( he also had a regular 7-5 job as an ironworker,so money and drugs were her reasons for being with him, plus he was HAAAAWWWWT!)I think he dated her bcuz he didn't have to worry about his friends hitting on her!

Dave and I went on to have a relationship on and off and on and off until about 4weeks ago. He has gotten himself into shit that I cannot and will not have in my life. I am too old, and too happy with my freedom to jeopardize that for anyone. He has also turned into a terrible liar, and a poor one at that. If you are gonna lie, at least be good at it! Although no lying at all is preferrable!

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 3:44pm.

HAHAHAHAHA. Excellent. How was the sex swing?

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As a sex toy, it pretty much sucked, but as a comfortable seat in my den, FAN-FUCKIN-TASTIC! It hung from the ceiling (have you seen them?) and was really comfy. People would come in and look and ask what is that? To be stupid, I'd say a modern day macrame(sp?) plant holder. Some got the joke, others would say "Where do you put the plants at?"

DG: did you ever ask Dave whether he and his horse-faced girlfriend had used the swing...did he date her because she could get him dope?

btw, whatever happened to Dave?

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 3:44pm.

HAHAHAHAHA. Excellent. How was the sex swing?

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grapedrink, sorry, I have just read your post now.

I have always loved to read. I still devour books like mad. If I don't have anything new, I will re-read favorites of mine over and over.

devilgirl, those were funny stories......lol

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:57pm.
SHEEPS THIS IS FOR YOU AND GRAPE
Yes, I declined both times.

1st- This friend took me to this place where she always bought pot. The place was this trailer that was literally falling to the ground! There was a massive hole in the living room floor that was simply amazing to me. Anywho, this guy was this skinny long haired hillbilly. only two good teeth (only two teeth period!)in his head (in other words, a real looker!). He is quoting prices, yadda, yadda, yadda. There are like 10 kittens running around (the only good thing about the situation, other than his AMAZING skunk bud!)and literally I could see the fleas jumping onto my legs(poor kittens.)So he gets up to get a baggie and then casually "glides" past me and drops a GIANT bottle of Astroglide onto my lap. (I have never before or since seen a bottle of that size!) Without missing a beat, I pick it up, look at it, toss it over to my friend(It was a heavy SOB!) . She looks at it and is like "WTF?" I look at him and he's got this Capt. Spaulding look on his face, smiling with those two teeth (which I am sure were on the verge of dislodging themselves from his gums at any minute). I say "Well, if I did help you out here, I would have to CHARGE YOU instead of you charging me for the weed. He quickly throws me the bag of weed and out the door I went. My girlfriend stayed in there for about 5min after I left. I think she was still in shock or maybe she got some free weed, I'll never know.

2nd Story-

(and yes, they usually all involve me buying pot, don't judge!)
I had a few people over at my house one Fri. nite, we were scavaging for pot. The angels heard my pleas, when my goodlooking, normal pot dealer unexpectedly showed up with a buddy to take shelter from the rain as they were on Harley's. Anywho, we all started to smoke pot, then one of the guys at my place asked my guy if he could speak to him about buying a little weed. So they are wheeling and dealing. Meanwhile the buddy of my dealer and I are chatting (he was ugly, but smart and was shockingly polite).I excuse myself and figure I need to make a purchase before they leave, so I interrupt the two doing business and make my order. He asks the other guy to leave (this is after I ask if a check would be ok, since I had no cash handy, so I figure he's gonna tell me I am an idiot, but wanted to do it privately)So we are silent for a few when he says "Listen, I have a ? for you? Are you still single? " I am thinking " Oh shit, he is trying to set me up with his ugly buddy, FUCK!" I say yes, but am not in th market to date. Dave (fictional name) says "Great, because Janet (his gf)and I are looking to mix it up a little bit in our relationship and we were wondering if you would be up for coming to our place and helping us try out our new Sex Swing" Floored by the turn this convo had taken, I diplomatically say (i would have done him in a heart beat, but women aren't my thing, and even if they were she was WAAAAAAY FUGLY!Think Shelly Duvall and Marilyn Mason as one chick!)" Well Dave, flattered as I am, I am not into that sort of thing, but if you are looking for a 3rd, Liz out there is into that sort of stuff, ask her" Dave was like, "Really, but we think you are HAAWWWT!" I leave room, get Liz out of living room and tell her the deal and that night Liz left with Dan, I was high and that was that.

I later ended up dating "Dave" after he and his monster broke up. I always wondered how he ended up with her. She was like really ugly, and I am not being mean or joking.
P.S Dave gave me a sex swing that year (we weren't together yet, it was just for a joke)
The End

I loved For Keeps!

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:42pm.
I have two good stories about being asked to join a 3some. Open post.

I'm invoking the "Special Saturday Dlisted Rule" (look it up) and asking you to spill here. The way you phrased that suggests you declined. I promise I won't tell anyone else, no matter what you say.

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Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:48pm.

I remember the Jermaine Jackson episode! Didn't Tootie bring him a present, and his bodyguards doused it in water because they thought it might be a bomb?

Damn, I need to get a life.
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YES!! It was a clay bust of Jermaine that Tootie sculpted herself.

I need a life, too.

P.S. Packing sucks. I'm moving in 2 weeks and I've already used up all the free empty boxes, and that's just the bedroom.

yeah she cant be due in aug and already know the sex...unless.. in vitro and gender selection?
this is why the world is going to hell..u dont mess with mother nature.

Bret Easton Ellis, same guy who wrote "American Psycho" wrote "Less Than Zero" as well. Great books.

I, too, have a threesome story.

am i the only confused space cadet today? the babies are due in august. it's only the end of january that would make her 2 moths along and she knows the sex? educate me please.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:56pm.

True, true about the book always being better...i just suck...it's so much easier just to punch a button on a screen to open a book and read...i don't know what happened...i used to love to read...my grandmother and i would check out books at the library all the time when i was little...hell, i won the reading award in the first grade for God's sake...i wanted to be a writer when i grew up

What do you think happened? Do you think it was all that coerced reading you had to do in school?

That was what happened to me and the theatre...loved the theatre growing up...family was all up in it...then had to take it in college...and the prof was a total pretentious dick...after that, i stuck to hanging out with the artists and painters that weren't so enthralled with their greatness.

fresh horses is the WORST movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey grapedrink......I forget details, b/c I read the book so long ago, but Julian does not die. I remember being really disappointed in the movie. The book is always better, IMO.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:42pm.

Sounds delicious! looking forward to hearing as always!

I am also very curious about this salvia stuff. It was Mike who was going to tell a story about it, right?

OPEN POST: you, me, and mike...it's a threesome! woohoo!

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 2:34pm

No. They would have just come right out and asked.

I have two good stories about being asked to join a 3some. Open post.