Friday, January 23rd 2009
The Empress Of Lucite Is Still Magic
Last August, many of you were mystified by Shauna Sand's power to walk on sand in her exquisite lucite heels. HA! Sand is no match for Sand! Just look at the way the little grains of sand jump out of the way when the Empress of Lucite makes her way through. She's like Moses parting the Red Sea (and don't think of periods, because she doesn't get those). Well, if Moses was an elegant and fragile lucite flower with golden hair.
Here is the most naturally beautiful woman in the world floating like the precious angel she is on the beach in Miami today with her dude. Shauna needs to click her exquisite lucite heels together and bring her dude's hair out of 1981.
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ur in trouble when ur bathing suit is baggy. grow an ass girlfriend...
...and taking nude photos of her daughters?
Losers. As much as Lorenzo Lamas is probably a lousy father, he's got to be a better choice than this piece of trash.
isn't this the dude that was beating her ass?
I'm surprised this herpes infested attention whore in lucite shoes hasn't sucked off some guy in public or done porn yet; that's the next logical step in her progression of trying so hard to get people to pay attention to her...
nevermind..
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Shauna Sand, E of L:
Yes, the bikini looks like discount underwear from Target. Her total annual clothing budget must be $200--never seen her wear anything that looks like it costs more than $10. Of course, those custom quality shoes must cost $25. On the other hand, I have to give her props for not buying into the whole label-whore trend. Her fashion sense is right in line with our recession-conscious times! Trend setter!!!
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"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
JANIS JOPLIN SOCKY!!!
aw come here you little ball of knitted sexy fun *gently lint brushes socky*
You were missed last night, we had MULTIPLE sock discussions going on, from bags of socks, diabetic socks (ask the tiger) and another one I forget.
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Beach Bunny Swimwear makes swimsuits that look like bra and panties.
also, notice her trashed out hair? all that breakage?
stupid ass.
why is this bitch still wearing these fucking shoes
Definitely passed the days of grandeur … ugh…
Shut it DOWN.. shut it D O W N…
The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing at all- Socrates
This bitch has THE worst helmet hair, without a helmet for an excuse. And those brows!
I caught Dr 90210 for the first time yesterday (all freaks) and when I saw Dr Rey's wife for the first time I thought FUCK ME! It's SHAUNA SAND with no makeup!
link:
Rachel Rey
http://www.standingtallproductions.com/event/avjoe_24.html
A couple of FAME WHORES. I think he must be the bigger WHORE as he is younger. Shauna is clearly a past PRO. Do you really believe any of these Hollywood Wives are *NOT* ex hookers? Paging Denise Richards...
p.s. She has the body of a teenager, a boy teenager with massive silicone chichis and fake AngieJo lips.
and really I'm not bitchy or bitter, well maybe a little bit.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
enlarging the last pic of her head from behind you can see a short hair tuft in the back... clearly she needs new extensions. Why does anyone keep those? They destroy your hair and long term use makes it nearly impossible to have healthy growth in the future. Permanent damage.
Patchy bitch!
does her pet frog really have the trademark Hotwheels flames tatted onto his right arm?
Sad to see someone with so much self-hatred.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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Shes so natural looking in a siliconed,botoxed acne kind of way!
God these people are inane.... obviously theres a brain the size of a pea in there somewhere and he looks like Euro trash....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bar tender is kind of hot though-I wonder if hes Cuban with this being Miami..
My husbands Cuban and hes hot!
They say you attract what you put out in the universe. Well, Lucy Lucite here has put out for the universe a *lot* and I guess Pepe Le Perv is who she deserves.
Karma is a bitch but Shauna is a crazier one.
Is the same guy she said punched her in her silicon and swore to make kiddie-porn with her daughters? Her forgiveness is Christlike. Princess? She is the Saint of Lucite! Back off Angelina.
god that woman is delusional. Where are her kids?
I'm fucking suprised he couldn't smell burning plastic as she attempted to get a tan.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:21am.
Yea! I was finally suclessful voting!
Me too.
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I think voting in Baghdad was easier than for this blog awards thingy.
Nobody mentioned the "Cameltoe"
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"Ohhh, estoy por acabar!!!"
(translated; "Ohhh, I am having an orgasm")
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:21am.
Yea! I was finally suclessful voting!
Me too.
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Why is she wearing a bra and panties to the beach? I don't think I've ever seen a bikini with lace trim. Anyone else?
The only way a skank like Empress Lucite could get hot piece like his guy is by putting him on the payroll.
I can't help but look at this guy and think, "BJ needs to dump this ho, reunite with the Bear and hit the road in his 18-wheeler again".
But that's just me. :)
(Morning!)
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Kiss my grits.
Simply hideous.
Yea! I was finally suclessful voting!
Shaunas little piddys are far too sensitive to ever touch that hot nasty sand.
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snowy, yes, i saw that. It is on CDAN, Perez, and a few other sites.....Angie is trying to stop it from being published of course.
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
wtf? I have to wake up to this skank?
ick
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Oh they tell me
There's still time to save my soul
They tell me
-Tracy Chapman "Mountains O' Things"
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:11am.
Uhhh, I dunno! I think I did? But, damn.... checking mail now!
devilgirl, did you vote for three different blogs? The same thing happened to me yesterday, then I realized that the rules state you have to vote for three. I tried again this morning and voted for the two that MK is up for plus a random one. It worked immediately.
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Det er hvad der sker.
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bleeeeeeeeh!
* avatar origin, BIG:
http://udaff.com/users/pizdolog/
Submitted by snowpiece on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 11:00am.
I haven't been able to vote, but I got closer today. Still no email confirmation. Waiting......
By the by, Morning Snowy!
That tattoo of his is more offensive than his hair. The less said about the blow up doll, the better.
Morning, snowy!! People were talking about it on the Brangelina thread from the other day (the one about their new digs), but so far no actual post about it. I don't know if it'll ever come to light, but I would pay good $$$ to read it!
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Det er hvad der sker.
LOL dg, if you vote again it cancels your previous vote, they ain't playing on this one, LOL
on aol they are talking about a book from Brangie's body guard talking about her cheating, did anyone see that? I came here to see if MK posted about it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by snowpiece on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 10:52am.
I was using my indoor voice. Maybe to kill time, I will try to vote again.
LOL dg don't yell so loud at MK! did everybody vote? I wish we could cheat.
http://2009.bloggies.com/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Even after the cocktails wear off, she's still a skank the next morning.
Morning whores! Have a great day!
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Dick happens! - MK
Hmph!
I'm very concerned.
Don't the tiny little grains of sand scuff her lucite heels?
I know they scratch mine!
Shauna has probably cornered the market on her size in lucite heels... Thank God I wear size 13!!!
I guess if you like anorexic bleach blondes with pudgy noses and acne issues...
Nothing cute about her so what's the fascination.
MK, wake your hung over ass up! New post, new post, pleeeeeeeeease!
That guy is still hot, I'd hit it
Fish - especially rich fish - go for queens because queens are so much hotter than men!
This woman is amazing!!! How does she do that? She walking on sand with high heels?!!?! As is she is walking like jesus over water.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
gag.
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Submitted by Newportjoey on Sat, 01/24/2009 - 6:54am.
Yes, this is a homo escort....I'd guess $200 an hour or $1500 for the day......
It's her husband who supposedly beats her and takes pics of her little girls (so she claimed)