Round One Goes To Megan Lewis
I don't know if you've been following the mess known as Kelly Rutherford's custody battle with her gay-baby-faced estranged husband, but I have. I didn't really post any of the details on here, because I figured nobody really gave a crap. Judging by the lone Inside Edition microphone in Kelly's face, I was probably right about that.
The whole shit started when Kelly, who is knocked up with their second kid, filed for divorce from her millionaire husband Daniel Giersch. Kelly wanted to take her 2-year-old Herpes (opt: on purpose typo) to NYC this Sunday to shoot Gossip Girl. Her husband refused to let her go, so they all went to court!
During the past couple of days, GBF told a judge that Kelly gets all crazy while she's shooting and won't have time to care of Hermes. Daniel also said Kelly doesn't know how to wipe their son's ass properly and thinks it's creepy that she still breastfeeds him. In Kelly's defense, wiping ass is gross. Even your own. If I had to clean a baby's caca-covered ass, I'd just turn the garden hose on it. Now I'm going to close my fat mouth for now about the breastfeeding thing. The last time I touched it, La Leche League threatened to shut me up by sticking their lactating nipples in my mouth. All I can say is that maybe Kelly wants to bring Hermes to NYC because her nipples get lonely. OKAY! I'm stopping.
After all the drama and ass wiping allegiations, a judge decided that Kelly can take Hermes to NYC. During the next couple of months, Hermes will split his time between New York and L.A. while Kelly and GBF try to work out some kind of custody agreement.
They will all go back to court in April for more party times!
Wenn
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He should lose ALL custody just for wearing that tie in public.
GBF is wearing ENTIRELY TOO MANY shades of brown. His outfit is like an Ode To Baby Diarrhea.
And I'll join in the "blech leather tie" chorus. Blech!
stupid name alert! call children's services!!
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Leather tie and wheat colored jeans? Bitch, please.
Hekki, thanks for your kindness.
Sheeps, you can spank me for being a bad girl. You ARE Kevin Bacon....right??!!
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Ok so in thumbnail #2 it looks like he drank the "Spice" from the movie Dune.
http://ferdyonfilms.com/Dune%20Witt%20edit.JPG
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
He looks like a mega soft homo faced twerp & she looks like a crepe paper faced wrinkly shrew...
Methinks the judge should give her sole custody on the grounds that his daddy wears a fucking leather tie... a leather tie! Ugh.
Zomay is terrible for suggesting single parenthood has any perks. (Not really....)
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La plus grosse vacherie que j’ai faite de ma vie!
where's the open post so I can read thoughts/opinions on the Anthony Grandpa suicide drama?
When the kid can unbutton your shirt to get to the goods, its time to close the snack shop.
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Dick happens! - MK
teef bleach pleez
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
His head is freaking huge. Damn. Other than that, I really don't care about either of these whiners.
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Zomay: I'm not criticizing. There are pros and cons to every situation. Sometimes I wish I didn't have to consult and compromise with Mr. Hekki on raising our kids. There's a lot of compromise in the best of partnerships.
lmao @ Jim's comment. You rawwwkkkk!
FIRST WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW AND THEIR DIVORCE SHIT...BUT MORE IMPORTANT WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE??
How many babies named Hermes does it take to paint a wall red? Matters how hard you throw him, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I guess is CUNT Friday around here ha?
Any woman who would name their kid after a designer handbag should be fucking shot.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
Good for her..you can hire someone to wipe ass anyway.The breastfeeding is ok...although not something I would do with a kid that has teeth.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Don't know who this is. But I can tell you that one good thing about being a single parent (There are some) Is that I have no court cases/arguments or anyone to answer to other than my daughter, down the road. Okay now I expect all the people in the world to attack me and say I am terrible for suggesting single parenthood has any perks. Bring it on.
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She should be treated like any parent that has to travel for work. The kid stays with the parent who's home. I know moms who travel a LOT for work and the dad and nanny take care of the kids.
If you are going to miss the kid that much, travel to LA on the weekends. Don't disrupt everyone (especially a fucking toddler) for YOUR princess schedule.
Being a working mother is hard. Deal with it.
She's a real five letter word so I don't feel sorry for her. She was married before and when her husband was sick with cancer, she filed for divorce once he got out of the hospital because she didn't want to take care of him anymore. A real piece of work this chick is.
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"Beyonce is just demonstrating what it would sound like if your iPod was playing Aretha Franklin as you dropped it into a wood chipper. Now if someone would just drop Beyonce into a wood chipper." - Team Valtrex
La Leche team?
bawahhhhahhhahhhahhhahhahhhaaaa
"If I had to clean a baby's caca-covered ass, I'd just turn the garden hose on it"
lmao I can picture you doing that MK
He really is a GBF, int he? Leather tie and all.
He also looks just like Tommy Girl in the last thumbnail. Coincidence??
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by shandi on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 5:12pm.
Hon, she IS Kelly Rutherford!
Leather tie! I bet he uses that in his sex play! And not with her.
I know who she is. She played Kelly Rutherford, either on Melrose Place or 90210. My memory gets fuzzy. But her husband looks like a real tool. And it does weird me out a little that she still breastfeeds the two year old, but hey, it's her kid.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I can't believe she named her kid Hermes, she sounds cuckoo, maybe she should get her tubes tied!
STFU!!!
I want to choke the child toucher looking fuck with his leather tie. UGH!
Is his tie leather?
I can't be the only one that has no idea who this person is. Even after google-ing.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert