Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This celebrity couple is known for their commitment to each other despite their age difference. Each appears to have adapted well to parenting in a blended family. However, one parent was recently caught by one of their grown children in a compromising situation outside of the family. The child - who is also pursuing a career in acting - is now in the uncomfortable position of lying to the one parent about the other in order to keep the family intact. (Blind Gossip)
What did Tater Head's potato eyes see?
Which small-screen actress is just as naughty as her TV character? The hottie was seen kissing quite a few fellas at Sundance despite having a serious boyfriend. (Gatecrasher)
That skank Naomi from 90210? Or Kathie Lee Gifford after too many glasses of chardonnay?
Which high-profile celeb couple, who insist they are madly in love, actually sleep in separate rooms? They check into separate suits in hotels. (3am Girls)
Katie Holmes can't sleep with Tommy Girl's butt vibrator buzzing all night, so she needs her own room. Okay?
I think this this newly engaged NFL player would be surprised to learn that his future wife has been spending a great deal of time talking and texting her old boyfriend every chance she gets and even making plans to meet while she is alone and out of town. Of course it probably serves our NFL player right. (CDAN)
Eeeeeeasy! Tom Brady, Gis Buttchin and Leo DiCaprio?
Well, well, well. Let the rumors begin anew. This B list film actress with A list name recognition was spotted last night getting her shoulders rubbed and her hand held by this B list television actress from a network drama. (CDAN)
Which one is the top? Anne Hathaway or Kate Walsh?
Which reality television star may not welcome some upcoming attention? While her stint on reality TV seems to suggest a need for constant attention, even she was caught off guard by the revelation that a skin magazine tycoon has obtained some explicit photos of her. The network where she is a star is doing what they can to stop them from getting published, but it may be too late. (Blind Gossip)
Reality stars welcome any kind of attention. But my final guess is Vicki from The Real Housewives of Orange County? I WISH! My real guess is Gretchen?
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Okay, if I had the money, I would always sleep alone. Get the flesh, then get in my own bed, thank you very much. So all of them, is my answer.
Padma Lakshmi, for the last one...skin.
Haven't even read the rest, but first one is def Michael Douglas.
I want to hear the scoop about Hathaway being a speed freak:]
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
3 - you already told us the extra rooms that TC bought for are Katie's tears!
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5. Kate Hudson. She's been riding on her mama's coat tails for years - mama was an A lister.
Kate's more known for her cavernous tourist attraction of a vagina and her desperate need for a man.
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"I meant what I said!"
"What, do you want me to spell it; bless it, or do some interpretive dance?"
I know Suri is pushed onto the public so much that some forget Tom Cruise had two kids with Nicole Freezeface before then. One, Conner has just done a movie with fellow Scifag Will Smith. Tommy Girl has been rumoured to have been seeing a blonde at the Carlyle hotel. (It's okay, she's pre-op). Maybe Connor saw that?
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"I meant what I said!"
"What, do you want me to spell it; bless it, or do some interpretive dance?"
1 Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta Jones
2 ?????
3 Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
4 Kendra/Hef/ the guy from the Eagles
5 Anne Hathaway/Kate Walsh
6 Paula Abdul
#1 Definitely Rumer. You know Ashton couldn't stay faithful for long. I don't care how "hot" Demi looks, she's still a 45+ woman and there's too much young pootang out there.
#2 Don't know nothing about these young sluts on TV these days, so I defer to those with more knowledge.
#3 TomKat or Brangelina. I can see Angie getting snippy and putting Brad outta the bed.
#4 The Playboy slut and her football fiance.
#5 "B list film actress with A list name recognition"- I'm surprised people didn't get this one: our fav partime lezzie and Hollywood royalty: Drew Barrymore! and Kate Walsh.
#6 Reality show stars suck, so I don't care.
Keep those Blind Items coming, Michael K!
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"Mainstreaming is for pussies"- True Blood, Ep. 7
Alex McCord - one of the housefrau's of NYC already had a series of her pregnant nudes posted. BUT apparently she's done some other nudes that so far haven't hit the internet. She signed away her rights to these pics and the owner of them is selling them on the downlow to the highest bidder. She's apparently posing with another female in them.
The NFL one is definately Hank Baskett. He's engaged to Kendra from Girls Next Door.
#3 Jo Lo and Skeletor
#5 Paula Abdul
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:16am.
Fuck the blind item shit! A couple of months ago, I emailed Michael K a pic of my VERY OWN ginger Pomeranian doing the blind thing and he goes and uses another one. LOOSER! I'm bloody miffed about this and so is Kevin...
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Kevin was fucking robbed!!! It's time to get revenge Jenifer Aniston style... let's go to the press and spread rumours about that four-legged ho up there. Yeah... he all 'uncool' and shit and has a fetish for malnourished chihuahua's.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:26am
Sandbitch, is ginger Pomeranian a code word for snatch? If so, make no wonder MK was a little bit wary. AHAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, Sandy... I'm being a pissy-eyed asshole. :)
-- Pissy eyed is always appreciated! Anyhoot, I'm proud (relieved) to inform that no pic of my vadge (yet) exists.
Anyfucker, I would like to know what this Pomeranian has that mine don't. Pfffffft.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:16am.
Fuck the blind item shit! A couple of months ago, I emailed Michael K a pic of my VERY OWN ginger Pomeranian doing the blind thing and he goes and uses another one. LOOSER! I'm bloody miffed about this and so is Kevin...
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Sandbitch, is ginger Pomeranian a code word for snatch? If so, make no wonder MK was a little bit wary. AHAHAHAHA!!
Sorry, Sandy... I'm being a pissy-eyed asshole. :)
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Det er hvad der sker.
Can #3 be brangelina?
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Fuck the blind item shit! A couple of months ago, I emailed Michael K a pic of my VERY OWN ginger Pomeranian doing the blind thing and he goes and uses another one. LOOSER! I'm bloody miffed about this and so is Kevin...
1. It screams Demibrain and Asston. They're the only age-diff couple who have made a huge deal out of what awwwwweeeesome parents they are.
3. Gotta be Katiebot and the Cruiser. Everybody's heard this one before, yet it never gets stale...
5. This can't be Anne, can it? I know she's had rumors forever, but I don't think she can be called "B-list with A-list name recognition" anymore.
Did someone already said Kim KardASShian for #4?
She's engaged to that guy....Regis? what's his name?
is he a NFL? Have no clue but just thought of her before Giselle and Kendra
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
I don't think #1 is Demi and Ashton, since it says a 'blended' family. The kids are all hers. My first thought was Melanie and Antonio--- she's older than he is, and her kids are definitely old enough to be pursuing an acting career.
And clearly, I've put way too much thought into this.
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Det er hvad der sker.
#1 Is Demi Moore
"one parent was recently caught by one of their grown children "...That's not Ashton, so it would have to be Demi or Bruce, and why would Tater have to lie for Bruce? They're divorced and he can do whatever.
i still dont see how 1. can be sarandon and robbins. her daughter IS an actress..for awhile now..this item is about a young adult pursuing an acting career. that screams of rumor.
C'mon, Michael K. Anne Hathaway isn't a B list actress! She's an Oscar worthy one.
1: sarandon and robbins (although would love it if it is tater and she's forced to withhold info)
2:?
3:katie and tommy or will smith and jada pinkett smith
4:the bimbo from "girls next door"....can't be bothered to know her name
5:?
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
1. Tater
2. ?
3. Tommy Girl/Reese and Jake(I don't really know about these two because they never talk about their relationship and they are never all over each other.) /HoliePittiful/Mariah & Nick
4. Giselle and Tom
5. Anne isn't a B list actress with and A-list name recognition. Must be Kate.
6. Lauren Conrad. IDK.
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No, you are not the only one. She has a great body but I am not crazy about that face.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
its bruce bitch...
Ashton and Demi are way too busy advising Barack Obama to be cheating like that.. unless its WITH Barack Obama.. these two dude wheres my car.. "actors" were on Oprah on Monday saying how they met Obama like two years before he even ran for Senate and they KNEW he should run for president.... so it couldn't be them...
Am I the only person in the world who thinks that Gis looks like a giraffe with a rat face?
Submitted by ewwyouslore on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 9:11pm.
It could very well be Kendra, texting the Hef for more wrinkled slim jim action.
And our NFL player gets no sympathy for marrying one of The Girls Next Door.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
how about kendra from the girls next door for #4. shes engaged to that guy who plays for the eagles. ugh w/e it probably is gis and tom brady, if thats the case who gives two shits.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 8:42pm.
I actually think number one is Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. She had her own kids and then they had children together. Hence a "blended" family. Her daughter Eva is an actress.
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These are all good answers..*scratches chin*
I actually think number one is Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. She had her own kids and then they had children together. Hence a "blended" family. Her daughter Eva is an actress.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
dick kind. the photos probably leaked cause she blew it with a single instead of a hundry, thats just bad luck.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
nobody's going with brangelina for number 3?
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@ Provolone:
6. Paula abdul blowing xanex off a weiner
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LMAO...A dick wiener or a sabrett?
I say #1 is Michael Douglass and Catherine-Zeta jones. You know how he loves the pune...
3. Michelle and Barack, no way he would want to stay in a room with her. She likes fisting!
4. Gotta be Brady. Id say Tony HOMO but he's not engaged
6. Paula abdul blowing xanex off a weiner
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
1. Could be Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins. Hope that I'm wrong though, coz I really like them.
It's not Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell coz Kate Hudson is ALREADY an actress, not someone who's JUST "pursuing a career in acting". Yes, a very shitty actress, but still an actress.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Is there a 'animals that cover their eyes' website or something?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I don't think there's much of an age difference between Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell. 5 years maybe. 25 between Michael Douglas and the wifey!
Submitted by Leandra on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:47pm.
I had to check, and Michael Douglas' son is trying be an actor
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Hmmm...after Fatal Attraction he admitted to having a 'sex addiction'...verrrry interesting...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:59pm.
1-Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell
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I had read somewhere that he has a history of being a whore. Goldie's daughter Kate once commented (when she was married to Chris Robinson) how you have to let men do as they please and they'll always come back, blah blah blah..and that her mother gave her that advice.
Good call.
1-Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell
2-Kim Cattrell
3-TG & Kool-Aid Kate
4-That hockey player that called that actress his 'sloppy seconds.' Can't remember who they were.
5-Lindsay Lohan & America Fererra? LOL
6-Kim Zolciak
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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#1 - Grandmama Moore & Slick Willy Kutcher.
"Feels so good to be a Crooklyn Dodger uh-huh what happened to Re-Run & Roger..."
#1 - I think Will Smith's oldest son from his ex-whore probably caught Jada bumping hoo-ha's with Kate Hudson.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
I had to check, and Michael Douglas' son is trying be an actor...
I think Reggie and Kimmie are engaged!! Girlfriend was showing off a big-ass diamond about a year ago. I don't think that BI is Gis and TomTom because he's with her all the time these days and if she met up with Leo EVERYBODY would know it.
I think the couple who don't sleep together has to be Tommy Girl and KatE. I mean, who else could it be? JHi and the Skeleton don't act like they love each other so it couldn't be them.
I simply cannot believe Anne Hathaway is a lezzie!!! I just don't. I don't care how many rumors are out there. Besides, the girl just got an Oscar nom to go along with all the other award noms she's gotten this season, so she has jumped to "A" list lately. I think it's Kate Hudson.
Don't know or care about the rest!!
Hmmm...wouldn't "blended family" indicate that both people had children before the relationship?
Or that they have kids together as well?
I want to know what the Tater saw. I'm betting on Ashton with his knickers down around his ankles.
Reality TV person: Kim Horshak from Real Housewives.
"Ding, ding, ding. DING Da DING Da ding ding, DING DING"- I give up. I'm officially too high. Night all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 7:28pm.
Sugaroo,
LOL! You said it about dual vaginas!
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DUELING VAGINAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Start the banjo music!
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.