Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets
It's been much too long since international supermodel and silver screen star Phoebe Price has graced us with her chicken cutlets. Dlisted and Robertson Blvd. have been so lonely and cold without her. PP knows this, so she brings us gifts to make up for her absence. You see, the Claire's of the poultry world has been keeping her glue gun busy by making hats! Yes, she's moved on from bedazzling toddler belts you wear around your head to creating one-of-a-kind art pieces for your head. This is some Blossom shit DONE RIGHT. I can't wait to buy my very own original PP Chicken Hat in the black label section at the swap meet.
Anyway, PP dressed in Garbage Pail Kids Chic to host this open post for you. Nibble on a chicken wing and rant away!
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Submitted by M.E. *wink*
dG, fat bastard...that's awesome!
STFU!!!
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:07pm.
I'd name my cat...Willow after the movie because I loved the shit outta it when I was 8. I know so unoriginal. Oh and after Willow on Buffy and (meow) lezzie times with that other witchie chick!
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I lurve you!!! Miss Kitty Fantastico was Willow and Tara's kitten's name
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:14pm
You had me at wicked. lol.
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She's flat and that's that!
Sandbitch - anyone reported it yet?
itsbritneybitch...this is the wrong website, you need to get on theskinnywebsite.com....you can then voice this on there and im sure most of those anos would agree with you WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
STFU!!!
Yeah, I think PToes knows that Angelina is catsona non grata at DListed and is trying to sully my good Angelina hating name to you ho's! Bastard.
You have a bunny? Wait, I think I knew that. Cute names.Does it use a litter box? I have heard they are like cats that way.
Pussytoes also goes by toes, ptoes, fatsy toes (16 lbs!), pussums and fat bastard.
Flatsy - ha ha no, but I am a military brat who went to a lot of military schools with kids from all over, so all kinds of random terms and phrases come up when I'm trying to be funny!
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
i think i really got myself into somthin when we named our pup steeler :)
certainly lives up to it!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
Um... I wont yell.. but I dont think its right to generalize a whole group that way.
You all know this, but my bunny rocks, so I will tell ya again...I named my rabbit Maximus Decimus Bunnius.
Nicknames...Bunneh-butt, Pudgey-butt, Maxi-MOOSE, Fatty fat fat, Handsomely and I said NO!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:03pm.
DG - cats are wicked smart... your ass just got Angie bombed out of spite!!!
Molotov, have you ever lived or gone to school in Boston?
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She's flat and that's that!
I know I'm going to get in sooo much trouble for this, but I really hate fat people sometimes. Just because they're fat, they think they can say mean shit to people who are skinny. Assholes.
Happy hour - truer words were never spoken
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
I'd name my cat...Willow after the movie because I loved the shit outta it when I was 8. I know so unoriginal. Oh and after Willow on Buffy and (meow) lezzie times with that other witchie chick!
STFU!!!
Lory... that is awesome.
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
It is Uncool that Lolo is not here anymore but others managed to stay.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 5:03pm.
Then I digress! Lol
on pet names... I dont like cutesy wootsy names either.
Ours are: Baron (gay miniature schnauzer) Ali (the heffa miniature schnauzer) and Roxy- the baby chiuahuah jack russell rambunxious mix!
MC, there's a way to get back at somebody...angie bomb them!
STFU!!!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:58pm.
No, not really, just tweeked the name of the Warner Bros. cat Pussyfoot, a bit.
I garden a lot and there is a ground cover from Germany or Switzerland called Pussytoes that I planted, so I remembered that.
He gets lots of compliments on his name because he is soo cute to boot!
I may adopt a cat soon. I think I will name him Snoop Kitty Kitty. He might become an asshole but he will have a fun name.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
opinionatedwon, she's moved on to robot chicken, which is fine with me actually....
STFU!!!
DG - cats are wicked smart... your ass just got Angie bombed out of spite!!!
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
PH, Im with ya. my kitteh's name is Fizzman.
and he has many nicknames, Fizzy, Fizz, Fizz-a, and lately, Fizzbama.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
"Anyone ever watch robot chicken? They did a bit where snuggle bear got raped by a guy.....pretty disturbing..."
TV SEX TAPE!!! Way cool.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
la cuca, robot chicken is hilarious isn't it? they do a lot of disturbing crap on that show. that whole thing reminds me of that movie Vulgar about that guy who dressed up as a clown and decided to do stripteases or wtf...im not sure why kevin smith thought it would be funny to have the clown raped. it's beyond dark humor and pretty disturbing.
STFU!!!
PH - some animals just have the personality that shouts out some crazy cutesy stuff, but I have seen it get kinda silly. The few pets I have had actually had real names, except for my Husky Trouble, but that just suited him to a T, cuz he caused nothing but trouble in that household.
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:57pm.
*bows down to you*
Clarisse, I was just telling Mr Flatsy about the PETA sea kitten story from last week. And then I ordered the scallop & haddock special. Yummy.
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She's flat and that's that!
"Urge the NFL to Test Michael Vick for a Psychopathic Brain Disorder
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 2:16 PM"
@ PETA--no test needed. His crazy speaks for itself.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:53pm.
Welll....... there was the forced vitamin taking, and..., oh yeah, I brushed his tangled belly this am. Didn't think about those things! : )
back from lunch and la cuca is still going? wow!
MC, i have this thing about cutesy pet names, they're kinda stupid. but then again, i named my dog Ivan when i was 14. why are human names more my thing i don't know...?
STFU!!!
my croissant has been RUINED by nasty little tomato boogers.
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
Anyone ever watch robot chicken? They did a bit where snuggle bear got raped by a guy.....pretty disturbing...
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Blessed with the face of an angel
But hes no stranger to the devil I know
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:57pm.
Bye PSL
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:51pm.
Ok, I am pissed off! My fat cat, Pussytoes
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1. maybe the cat was attracted to Angie's flounder eyes.
2. Is there an interesting escandalo behind the name Pussytoes?
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
PH - I thought that that was one of the most awesomest cat names ever. Miss Kitty Fantastico is my fave, but Pussytoes is pretty cute. Not that I would ever have a cat, but it's fun to pretend to name them
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
bye guys, have a good one....
and thank you devilgirl.
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In the acting categories, Chihuahua mill-matron Hilton was a double-nominee for her starring work in Nottie and supporting work in Repo: The Genetic Opera, making her the Kate Winslet of this year's race.
This has to be said, and I think it has been already-
La Cucacrotcha-
I am boldly going to speak for eveyone here and say, we do not care about your sexcapades real or imagined. A light dosing, is ok, but these details, real or made up are getting old.
Have some pride and dignity and STFU! No one is impressed by your rants and if they are true, you need some deep professional help if you are STUPID enough to let any man treat you in such a horrid manner.
I don't like being a bitch to people on here because I have been allowed to tell stories without reprisal, but for fucks sake, do yourself a favor, get a shower and just shut up about the guy your are fucking!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:50pm.
The bear! The bear!
LOL. You're special, but he's "special." His childlike voice and freaky head movements are the signposts. he's 25 years old and still playing in mom's laundry basket??
sad, really.
We may have to report you to SPCA.
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Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Flatsy,
Hmmm change teh subject..
How bout the email I got last night from that bastion PETA...
Urge the NFL to Test Michael Vick for a Psychopathic Brain Disorder
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 2:16 PM
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MC, probably naming her Pussytoes would be enough wouldn't it?
STFU!!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:51pm.
Ok, I am pissed off! My fat cat, Pussytoes sat on my remote and ordered that Jolie crap fest Wanted off of PPV! I am paying some bills and all of a sudden I am not hearing Sigourney Weaver screaming about Bobby any longer, I hear Jolie and that Scottish dweeb in some idiot exchange. Now on my Direct Tv bill next month I am going to have to pay for that shit!
Damn Cat!
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Don't fret, now devilgirl. Just call Directv and tell them your pussy sat on the remote. That's all you gotta do.
devilgirl, your cat wants you to watch WANTED? Creepy shit!
STFU!!!
lol devil. Just a thought, have you done anything to piss of Pussytoes lately?
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Cuz' whose to worry if our hearts get torn
When that hurt gets thrown
Don't you notice life goes on
la cuca, yes i have been with someone as crazy as him, but that's when i was like 24. he eventually became psychotic and bipolar way after i broke up with him. i think i barely went out with him for 6 months. he was NUTS and somewhat of a drug addict.
STFU!!!
Ok, I am pissed off! My fat cat, Pussytoes sat on my remote and ordered that Jolie crap fest Wanted off of PPV! I am paying some bills and all of a sudden I am not hearing Sigourney Weaver screaming about Bobby any longer, I hear Jolie and that Scottish dweeb in some idiot exchange. Now on my Direct Tv bill next month I am going to have to pay for that shit!
Damn Cat!
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 4:31pm
*raising hand* I second that!
M.E., than it's ALL her...I know it's hard to deal with it, but don't take it personally...just try to be calm around her because it sounds like she's not in a good space or whatever...
STFU!!!