Chris Evans Would Look Much Hotter Without The Shirt On.....
....and without the wife beater on. Or the jeans. Or the socks. Or the cotton panties (I'm assuming). Or the socks. And he should be lubed and ready to go. Honestly, if your name is Christopher Robert Evans and you were born on June 13, 1981 in Boston, there should be a law that states it is illegal for you to wear any clothing of any type out in public. With our fucking luck, there's probably another 27-year-old Christopher Robert Evans from Boston who is fat, hairy and smelly. If my proposed law passes, he'll be able to flaunt his grossness without punishment. That's a chance I'm willing to take, because this Chris Evans is pure sex.
Here's Chris out in L.A doing..... Oh, who cares?! Just stare hard and try to keep your panty pudding in one area. You don't want that shit flowing into the next cubicle.
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Drool bibs or buckets for anyone who might need one, I know I do. This dude is handsome. I have no clue who he is, tho.
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Eh..
I'd totally hit it!... OMG! I can't believe I said that about a man that looks like he might be a total douche. The douche factor is always a turn off for me but not in this case. Strange. What the fuck is wrong with me? Can someone tell me if he is a douche IRL?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
http://img178.exs.cx/img178/9971/012705chrisevansvotead2yx.jpg
Besides his obvious hotness he is a really nice guy. When he comes back to Boston he occasionally works out at my gym and he is nothing but nice. And he is way more hotter in person if you can believe that.
And what's funny...I recently hooked up with a guy that looks like him with less muscles and dark hair...so in a way I feel halfway there, lol.
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Normally, I'm all over it. But to echo, he's looking a little TOO musclebound. I prefer 'em a little more fit than steroid-y.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
MK, you know you're right! Shit, dismantling his clothes is a bill that needs to be on Obama's desk pronto!!!
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LAndi!
LMAO! I cannot help myself!! I usually HATE that frat-boy work-out freak look, but this cat just turns my crank!!!
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He also starred in Not Another Teen Movie (love the sundae scene, especially what he does with the banana) and Cellular with Kim Basinger. He has a brother who is suppose to look a lot like him and who is gay. Chris is very gay friendly and enjoys the company of his brother's friends, but is straight.
So I have heard.
http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/teenmovie.jpg
Toodles.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
I think he is HAWT!
Stretch Armstrong. No thanks. I prefer a different kind of toy.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
I don't understand why you guys are hatin' on Chris Evans! He's so unbelievably hot! Like if he walked up to you on the street and asked you out on a date you'd seriously say no?!
@ Momus the Sarcastic and M.E.
Thanks.
He looked familiar but I couldn't remember where I saw him.
Clarisse on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:02pm
I'm telling Christian on you and then Benji.
CHEATER!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yes, pleeeeeease!
OH! You all are INSANE!
Look at this shit!!!
http://www.instacritic.com/images/chris_evans_123.jpg
*wipes off keyboard*
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He's too bulky for me... and I agree, his shirt is way to tight. yuck.
no thank you
Id hit it
back up
and hit it again.
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Miss Priss on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:57pm
I'm so into Dexter, but mah chi chi's might be too askeery for him, I actually have some and some ass workin'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ew are you serious? He looks like such a pussy, he sets of my gadar more than Jakey G does.
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When did rounding up people you don't like in your counrty and putting them in camps get a bad name? Mr. Stephen T. Colbert
LAndi
Dexter is the only one who can get away with that I guess!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
He is incredibly, spectacularly fuckable. That is all.
um...not another teen movie, cellular, fantastic 4, london, street kings, sunshine, that new movie "push"
Submitted by jellus h8er on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:52pm.
He played Johnny "The Human Torch" Storm in The Fantastic Four films.
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Submitted by jellus h8er on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 5:52pm.
Can someone please tell what movies he's been in? I don't want to google
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Fantastic Four
Uh, not really.
Too, all about working out to wear these kind of shirts type.
Dexter works shirts like that when he's a killin' a bad person.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
yeah he needs to cool it with the muscles...or wear less metrosexual tops or something.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I want to know if his gay brother looks like him
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Can someone please tell what movies he's been in? I don't want to google it.
He looks like he's running to the potty while squeezing back the turd.
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Who is this clothed varment?
Meh. I'm just not that into him. I'm with Mrs. Gosling on this one. I'll take my lanky, hairy-ish dude any day. Well, almost every day, in fact! LOL
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I was thinking about this hot piece last night. Fuck he's hot!!
I just panty jizzed
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!
Could he be any cuter? The answer is NO!
OMGosh. He looks like that guy in "The Incrediblels". In other words, he looks stoopid.
Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
His shirt is too tight....SWOON!
STFU!!!
Who is he?
Gotdemmit!!! Sooo fucking hot! I would claw him up!! He'd be marked when I finished with him by god!
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Um no thanks he is to muscley...im more into the skinny nerds :)
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