The Bad Blow Job Club
When is some bitch going to put together The Bad Gays Club for TV, because that would be the dream shit. I mean, I would join The Bad Girls Club, but I don't have a real working vagina. That is the gig to get. All you do is wake up and barf up the booze and jizz you drank from the previous night. Then you lay out by the pool with a Bud, slap one of your roommates in the face for calling you a racial slur and then you put on your favorite "jizzproof" outfit for a night of slut stuff. That's all these whores do! It's not like there's a real purpose to the show. At least Charm School tries to un-skank the skanks, but this shit doesn't even try. Best reality show to be on.
However, I do feel like they need some guidance if they want to be the best drunk sluts they can be. Take last night's episode for instance. Amber M and the surfing instructor she met earlier in the day went out to get wasted with the other skeezers. After Amber told the dude she liked getting tossed, she took him in the bathroom to suck his dick. Yeah, your regular ho shit, but Amber didn't complete the job! Her teeth got in the way. She admitted this to the world.
What pigeon-brained bitch admits to sucking at sucking?! An embarrassment to all sluts. They should evict her for that fact alone. That's why they need some skilled whore to come in and teach them dick sucking 101.
And shortly after this shameful scene, Amber got into a slap fight with another bitch during the limo ride home. Just another day in a dumb slut's life....
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:19am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:12am.
How long do you date someone before you have sex with them?
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You know you've waited long enough when you're leaving fingerprints on the ceiling from climbing the walls. True story.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 2:12am.
How long do you date someone before you have sex with them?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:08am.
fuck double post edit
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Sounded like you were gonna say something else then.
Speaking of which, I briefly dated this reeeallly good looking guy who was a dud in the sack. He seriously needed a fuck double (kinda like a stunt double) wif better skillz.
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oh yeah, and why the hell does "bostons" face look so damn busted up in every scene? oh yeah, wait, maybe because it is? girl looks like she just got beat down like fuckin all the damn time! and i love the episode when she's throwing shit at kaycee in the kitchen and she's in that trench coat and punching at the damn air, she looks like one of those toy things that you push a button in the back of it and it punches? her accent is sooo exagerated! try harder, sweetie.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:11am.
Tell me those are lyrics.
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Send me an Angel ~ Real Life (1983)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6zBjYIyz-0&feature=related
I'm listening to this! A lot!
Yo you signed me up to battle!? - I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab your left nut, make right one jealous (what?)
And I never had sex on the equator. But it's definitely on my list.
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:05am.
Sandbitch, I'm the shits at math. Although I have had sex on the equator.
No I haven't. Yes I have. :)
==That must've been some hot sweaty sex on the equator. Moist heat.
fuck double post edit
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:46am.
hahahaha. It does? Sorry, busy listening to Love and Rockets.
==FREAKAY! I was driving along the freeway earlier today when I saw this billboard with lips and a rocket that said "love and rockets" and I thought WTF is thaaaat? And here you bitches are talking about it!
So WTF is it
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 1:00am.
Sounds more like trigonometry to me.
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Sandbitch, I'm the shits at math. Although I have had sex on the equator.
No I haven't. Yes I have. :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:46am.
hahahaha. It does? Sorry, busy listening to Love and Rockets.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:57am.
I've noted in the past that whenever there's sexy talk she turns up, opens the door and yells 'what's going on in there'.
I'm getting antsy.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:48am.
Why thank you, SB. I think XX sent me that one. I have a vision of a sheep and an infamous celeb having animal-human carnal knowledge, but I'm Photoshopally challenged.
I've had sex *IN*
Brisbane
Melbourne
Sydney
San Diego
Los Angeles
I've had sex *ON* more than I've had sex *IN*. I've had sex *WITH* more than I've had sex *ON* or *IN*. Anyone any good at algebra?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:53am.
Anyone else expecting Mrs Kravitz to poke her nose in soon?
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Well, whatever are you tryna to say?
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow Purple Pills!
Please don't tell me we're playing "I never..."!
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I think I already won that crown.
Anyone else expecting Mrs Kravitz to poke her nose in soon?
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Sheeps, I've been meaning to comment for a while about your sheeps. I always enjoy observing their changing muted colours from day to day.
You've really outdone yourself today...
It's just... I can't.... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!
I feel like such a prude!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:44am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:42am.
Tangiers?
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No. I have never had sex in Tangiers.
But I don't think we're talking geography here, really. Also, I do see how that's gonna take me right back to your house. Nice try;p
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:42am.
Is this the O/T thread? I can't remember. Anyhoo, it's a toss up between the washing machine in my mother's house and center field of a ball park.
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Wait a second. What was the question again?
Please don't tell me we're playing "I never..."!
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:42am.
Tangiers?
Is this the O/T thread? I can't remember. Anyhoo, it's a toss up between the washing machine in my mother's house and center field of a ball park.
EDIT!! There was no game happening at the time.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:41am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:36am.
I can't think of a place I haven't had sex.
My house?
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Yeah, but I've had sex IN a house.
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I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:36am.
I can't think of a place I haven't had sex.
My house?
@IG &TITS:
And then it saved lives!
See TITS? No worries:)
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Dayum, bitches. I can't think of a place I haven't had sex.
What year is this???
;p
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:26pm.
I once had sex on a couch and felt very naughty for it.
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ESCANDALO! You funny;p
==Glass topped dining table. Cold. Plus, leave stubborn bum print on glass. Hehe. (English Doctor with a ponytail, accent like Hugh Grant) who wouldn't hit it on any surface...
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:26pm.
I once had sex on a couch and felt very naughty for it.
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ESCANDALO! You funny;p
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what's even funnier? I'm not kidding.
I wonder what ever happened to that couch...
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It was abandoned?
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/23/2009 - 12:19am.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:26pm.
I once had sex on a couch and felt very naughty for it.
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ESCANDALO! You funny;p
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what's even funnier? I'm not kidding.
I wonder what ever happened to that couch...
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:26pm.
I once had sex on a couch and felt very naughty for it.
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ESCANDALO! You funny;p
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lol, pure comedy. first of all, BGC is TRASH TRASH TV, that's why i tune in. then secondly, LMFAO, the not so pretty amber is all TEEF! (when it comes to... ), i didn't get to see this yet because my tivo is getting all weird on me. and p.s. amber m. looks like she might "smell". LMAO, just an observation. she has the sex appeal of maybe a skid mark? who knows.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Nothing will beat season 2...
it seems like they're playing it up even more this season...reality tv, scripted? who knew!?
anywho...all the girls on this season are 'bad girls' only cause they're sluts...
and THIS proves it.
xoxo
This show is hilarious.....
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Wow, that guy was either so not into them or just trying to play it cool. How dreadful are these people? He wasnt hot at all, but pretty picky for someone getting a random & free b.j. She must have been totally ripping into that thing & tearing it up for him to have made her stop...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:42pm.
from the car lover story:
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
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okay, so this in a way is an internet forum right? uh oh.
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Yes TITS. However, since it is a communication forum it is therefore not addictive or unhealthy. It's rather therapeutic, relaxing and calming to the nerves. Since this forum, I have overcome my hardcore chat addiction (coughbullshitcough) and have learned to coexist peacefully internetally and beyond.
Sometimes I still wear my aluminum foil hat to deflect the alien rays.
http://zapatopi.net/afdb/testimonials.html
There is a half naked man in one of the pics who has his genitalia foiled probably to protect is precious scrotie juice.
Her parents must be so proud!!!
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I think she said dick lips not jizz lips, but i could be wrong.
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She said jizz lips. Okay so I understand french, spanish, italian and... skank! Put that on you resume!
Submitted by HappyNewWhore on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:10pm.
What did Sarah say to Amber after the blow job. She said "you have #!@$ lips." I don't speak slut, so can someone decipher that for me?
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No worries, HNW! Just pretend it's an Madlib puzzle...Insert anyoldhookerish noun, verb or adjective. Each are equally true.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:04am.
Let's drink to girls with no gag reflex.LOL
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by HappyNewWhore on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:10pm.
What did Sarah say to Amber after the blow job.
Is that a milk mustache you're wearing?
Where did you get the pearl necklace?
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You have something in your teeth. Is that hair?
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Submitted by HappyNewWhore on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:10pm.
What did Sarah say to Amber after the blow job.
Is that a milk mustache you're wearing?
Where did you get the pearl necklace?
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What did Sarah say to Amber after the blow job. She said "you have #!@$ lips." I don't speak slut, so can someone decipher that for me?
that guy's elevator didn't go all the way to the top, but how can you be a proud skank and not give a decent blow job...this chick has no purpose for being....
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
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So I would end up in jail for assault after taking a belt to my daughter's ass for doing that shit... on TV. For God sake, have some class bitches!