Question Of The Second!
Star Magazine is asking the ten peso question: "Whereeeeee are the twin messiahs?!" I figured they were busy teaching the philosophies of Saint Angie Jo to orphans or maybe discovering the cure for cancer in their own holy butt nuggets. According to Star, the twins have been sickly. Silly, Star! God babie s don't get sick!
A source said that Brad and St. Angie are keeping the twins away to protect their health. Some source said, "They haven't been the healthiest babies. Angie is being neurotic with Knox and Viv. She won't let anyone near them without sanitizing their hands and taking off their shoes. She's really freaking out."
I'm sure Angie makes everyone bathe in holy water before they get near her family. But that doesn't mean the twinsies are sick. Now, I have some experience as a mother since I practically raised the Shiba Inu 6. Yes, I did it by webcam, but I still feel I played a vital part in raising them to become the responsible puppies they are today. No, I didn't feed them or cuddle with them, but I was practically with them every second! And in my experience, babies sleep a lot. A FUCKING LOT. That's all they do. They shit, eat, cry and sleep. They are like me with a hangover. So I know this is a silly thought, but maybe the twin gods are just being babies by sleeping in their cribs 22-hours a day? Yeah, craaaazy thought.
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Remove their shoes before they come in the house? What is she afraid of? Anthrax spores? Dirt? The Plague?
A little dirt and germs are good for the soul. It makes you strong and builds your immunities.
First born was in childcare and was exposed to other children and she hardly got a cold. Second born was home with me and got all the colds my daughter brought home but never got herself.
Germs are good.
If all this b.s. is true she might be postpartum which can make you a little (rolls eyes @ little) neurotic about stuff.
Hormones are a bitch baby, get used to it!
Thanks, I get the shoe thing now...I just thought they were too young to be really crawling around & assumed tummy time would be on a mink shag or something...
"I played a vital part in raising them to become the responsible puppies they are today"
Michael K has the 2 best qualities a human being can have: he's a dirty slut AND a puppy lover.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:17am.
*copywriting idea* Don't be trying to steal my ideas Sheeps. I know how you and Photoshop are like this. *crossing fingers*
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:14am.
I can picture that. Like that funny SFO artist with Gallery of the Absurd.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 1:00am.
I think just like Slitty's avi. They hold up planes in distress, bless the less fortunate with their golden fingertips, and chain smoke like muthfuckin' trains.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:54am.
Like the smoking babies in Ren & Stimpy (or Slitty's avie)?
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/22/2009 - 12:42am.
Maybe the kids got sucked into that Gulfstream's turbines like a double holy-twin strike?
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No, they were holding up the plane with their magical golden powers. They saved lives man!
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look at her body at this angle, dammit. no ass, no waist. ugh.
Maybe the kids got sucked into that Gulfstream's turbines like a double holy-twin strike?
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:38pm.
lizard, don't worry, Jen will catch a glimpse of herself in a boutique window any day now, and suddenly realize that years of suntanning has reduced her skin to shoe leather. Nobody gets to tan all day year-round without some major dermal karma.
That's leaving aside the fact that while she may have a normal body, her face looks like Jay Leno on a crash diet.
And in twenty years, both of them will have lots and lots of plastic surgery holding them together.
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Don't lose sleep over Jen. With the money she has, I'm sure she's taking care of her skin on a daily basis. She probably uses a shitload of SPF and I guarantee that on the months when she's not vacationing, she has a spray tan going on (which is safe). You sound so concerned for her well being, that's very sweet (sarcasm). Now as for picking on her for looking like Jay Leno -that's just downright mean, shallow and immature. No one is to blame for the face they were born with, but in life you just learn how to accept yourself as is (which it sounds like you've yet to accomplish). Jen works on her body and maybe that's to compensate for what she feels are her "flaws". Anyhow, most people find her very attractive. Her facial features are different, which makes her even more interesting to look at. It's not like Ms. Jolie hasn't gone under the knife to get her look. Jen tried to fix her nose, but the rest is natural. The same can't be said for Jolie. On that note, I'm going to bed.
lizard, don't worry, Jen will catch a glimpse of herself in a boutique window any day now, and suddenly realize that years of suntanning has reduced her skin to shoe leather. Nobody gets to tan all day year-round without some major dermal karma.
That's leaving aside the fact that while she may have a normal body, her face looks like Jay Leno on a crash diet.
And in twenty years, both of them will have lots and lots of plastic surgery holding them together.
Man, Angelina looks completely frightening from behind. She is a skinny, anorexic twig with a flat ass. How embarrassing... No matter what they say about Jen, at least she has a normal, nice body. Angelina looks like a freak show anymore...
i can honestly say i really dont give a fuck!
Did they recycle this story from the Jlo twins. They said the same shit about those babies. Not that i'm defending Jlo. hell no.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 6:05pm.
Ummmm...Okay, maybe I am not schooled in the ways of raising baby saints, so bear with me here... I understand the hand sanitizing, but can someone explain the removing of shoes?? Are people touching the babies with their feet?
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I think someone already answered this but shoes carry alot of germs. If the babies are sitting up or laying on their tummies, anything that is on the floor goes into the mouth. I'll assume she's paranoid about the dirt being brought in off the street. But aren't they a sloppy /dirty family to begin with? None of them ever look clean.
gia:
kids like to crawl occasionally round the room,
if they are not buissy putting everything in mouth thats lying round the floor. you might call it oral phase.
and shoes are used most commonly for walking outside.
IDML - really? I know the grammar's supposed to be very difficult but the spelling? Double e sounds like "eeeee", ea sounds like "eh". They're always the same. Our grammar's a fucking mess because English is a mixture of latin, german and something else I can't remember. Will google it.
For twins they were normal size, unless you sit around eating shit then they'll be huge and fat. After the scare with papz on their property for a week that went unnoticed I'd be very protective also. I'm betting they already have a magazine deal going for their 1st birthdays. As much as I want to see the twins, I'll wait. Brad and Angelina have said the twins are great, healthy and perfect.
English spelling is a bitch to master. WTF is up with all of your crazy spelling rules. I was spelling it sweatheart for months until my husband finally told me.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Yeah babies, yeah Brad and Ange, yeah...
*examines nails*
Anyone know any good jokes?
Those twins are around. They are just staying at home right now until Mommy and/or Daddy have a new movie coming out. Brad and AJ have already played their PR cards for this round. Not much more to do with the Oscar noms announced tomorrow.
Yeah, the kids are at home until a couple of months before their next movie opens.
Ummmm...Okay, maybe I am not schooled in the ways of raising baby saints, so bear with me here... I understand the hand sanitizing, but can someone explain the removing of shoes?? Are people touching the babies with their feet?
I'm sure they're with the nannies-you know the people who are actually RAISING them and their siblings.
If she WAS using drugs during her pregnancy, as it was rumored, it makes sense. And twins are usually lower birth weight than singles, so that could be a factor.
Stupid whore. Too bad she didn't name them Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. Then they could be taken away and given to a normal person.
off topic.
dear, dear Brad,
since i'm lunatic every now and then:
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=0cQPtPD_NvE
Well, the Messiah twins might well be sickly runts because Angelina is pretty sickly looking herself and she looked reallyyyy underweight while she was pregnant. I'm sure they'll perk up for the next million dollar photo shoot!
*Quit harshing my mellow!"
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 3:24pm.
why can't these two media whores develop angoraphobia?
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That sounds like a cool mental illness. Is that "fear of wearing rabbit-hair sweaters?" Angoraphobia? Or just fear of rabbits! Fear of long-furred rabbits...
I'm just playin' with you, IdiotsDriveMeLoco! I know you must've meant agoraphobia. :friendly air kiss:
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:42pm.
What? Michelle O is trying for another baby? How old is she? Kinda old for that right?
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That was MY reaction when I read that shit, too. She just had her 45th birthday like three days ago or something. That's most likely just more fabricated gossip from the brilliant minds who write articles for the Star magazine.
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I feel sorry for whoever bought this magazine. it's probably all recycled stuff from other stories.
Man. Talk about jumping to conclusions.
They're only little babies - sorry they're not keeping up with their red carpet events and pap runs. I'm sure they'll try to do better next time.
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I checked JJ cause I needed a laugh...it looks like this isn't being covered over there, but the loons are still in rare form.
Jill @ 01/19/2009 at 9:48 pm
wooden legs angelina @ 01/19/2009 at 9:44 pm
she looks terrible in clothes, can you imagine w/out. ugh … sagging fun bags, sagging tramp stamps and then that HUGE HEAD!
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
What? Michelle O is trying for another baby? How old is she? Kinda old for that right?
Really the only thing interesting to me about the comments on a loon post was reading James Havens posts.
WHERE THE HELL IS JAMES HAVEN?!?
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Nah, she'd try to ADOPT the Pope. No point in him adopting her, when she can have a magazine spread showing that she's the first celebrity to adopt an elderly head of a religion. And she'll rename him with a name that ends with X, and start proceedings to adopt the Dalai Lama.
I'm no expert, but I'm will to bet that hauling the kids around all over the world & keeping them constantly jet-lagged & exhausted probably isn't good for their immune systems. And it also doesn't help that Angie's diet while she was pregnant probably consisted of various "organic" mult-vitamins & Big Macs. Just sayin'.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 3:46pm.
I love it, under a 100 comments.
Tsk tsk Brangelina, when we leave you alone, we as in the media/blog world, eventually, your wish to be left alone comes true and no more Loons, wtf will you do then?
Wait, I know, steal a husband, lose custody of the Skittles, get adopted by The Pope.
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I wWISH the'd get adopted by the pope! then he'd lock them away in a monistary, and they'd leave us all alone!!
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I love it, under a 100 comments.
Tsk tsk Brangelina, when we leave you alone, we as in the media/blog world, eventually, your wish to be left alone comes true and no more Loons, wtf will you do then?
Wait, I know, steal a husband, lose custody of the Skittles, get adopted by The Pope.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 3:29pm.
i could care less...it is kinda wierd though as much as these two love photo ops with the three "tokens"...i'm sorry, i'm going to hell for that last comment
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nah, you won't, they will, because Brangelina are the ones who made them "tokens" She said in some interview when they adopt, they try to decide , "What country, What RACE" That sounds pretty backwards and racist of her to me! They make those poor kids into tokens, and exploit them because of them being different races! Tom Cruise and stephen speilberg have adopted Sons who are black, and they don't exploit them at all!! They are just their children, nothing more to it! Madonna really hasn't exploited David either! nobody who has adopted a child from a different culture or ethnicity, turns it into a big deal except for Brangelina!!!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 2:06pm.
I feel a phone call from Jane Pitt to Jen coming on......
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yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i could care less...it is kinda wierd though as much as these two love photo ops with the three "tokens"...i'm sorry, i'm going to hell for that last comment
devilgirl: did you enjoy yourself last night???? i fell asleep like a memaw...i was worn out from yet another House marathon (i can't turn it off)
Luckily, i was able to scattered old work documents around the house good enuf that my honey bought i was working and not goofing off on dlisted yesterday...are still on for Story Swap Off on open post this week?...i'm still dying to hear the philadelphia miss. story!!!
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 3:18pm.
Snowblood, it is kind of fun to watch all these people either froth with seething hatred, or drool with unabashed adoration. I smell a wonderful juicy tell-all sometime down the line. Yuummmmm...
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
why can't these two media whores develop angoraphobia?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Snowblood, it is kind of fun to watch all these people either froth with seething hatred, or drool with unabashed adoration. I smell a wonderful juicy tell-all sometime down the line. Yuummmmm...
And just once I'd like Star to print the front page with, "Nothing Happened This Week, So Here's a Gallery of Hot Celebrity Butts."
Who cares?These two and her supply of babies bore me.....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ K2
Thank You for saving me some time. I was coming on here just to say they are saving the twins for something really big and nothing is wrong with them.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I care! I kind of like this pair of people. I love watching how much crazy-hate and nutjob-love they inspire in all the gossip-bloggers. The whole Brad-Angie-Anniston thing is endlessly amusing to me.
Anyway, the fucking babies are fine, Star Magazine, jesus. All that mag is doing, as usual, is making up shit about these celebs in order to keep their rag moving off the supermarket shelves. STUpid...
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 1:48pm.
Who cares where they are? I want these two gone.
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I couldn't agree more! I heard they were not invited to Obama inaugeration! I don't blame him though, they'd steal the attention away and ruin it for him!!
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I couldn't care less!!! not only do I not want to see theirt twins, I don't want to see any of the Jolie Pitts anymore, especially Brad and Angelina!!! Just go live in a cave away from the rest of us!!!
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Ok, why are you telling me that I look like a goat and smells like pee?
And in danish, no less.