You Don't Talk When Queen Aretha Is Singing!
Queen Aretha looked like a big ass Christmas gift while performing at Obama's inauguration today. Why didn't I get the gift of two magnificent chichi mounds on Christmas? And Aretha's mammoth breasteses would be an extra special gift because you know she has a chocolate bar or Rice Krispy treat hidden in there.
Aretha kept her 8th world wonder chichis covered up today because there would have been a riot if she brought them out. I mean, I'd slap a family of bunny rabbits just to rest my cheek against her heavenly clouds. They make bitch go crazy!
And you know why Aretha is the queen of all queens? Because she can tell a dumb bitch to "shut up" while belting the fuck out of a song. At least that's what it sounds like to me. Watch the video above and judge for yourself. Aretha doesn't miss a beat! The nosy ho who interrupted her is going to be sorry. I'm sure they ate their own tongue after being told off by Aretha. And Aretha's totally going to roll them in puff pastry and swallow their ass down.
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haha....she ruined the inauguration
I'm still amused of her choice to break the word "country" into two separate en-tities. Afterwards I was singing "My cunt...ry..." all day.
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Man, I haven't heard that bitch sing in a long time and it's obvious she should have hung it up 20 years ago because she sounds like crap now. At least she kept the udders under cover and that stupid bow on her head distracted at least 100 lbs off of her. Okay, maybe it was only 100 lbs from her arms but she looked damned near anorexic compared to the other photos I've seen of her recently.
I just love the way it sounded in slow mo; I couldn't stop laughing...
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Submitted by Buck on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:26pm.
hahaha she totally said shut up!
man the bitch is super serial
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Submitted by Buck on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:26pm.
hahaha she totally said shut up!
man the bitch is super serial
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She is such an ugly disgusting slob.She sounded terrible too. All that fat must have been straining her vocal chords.
She also doesn't bother paying her house payment. She's above bills.
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She SUCKED, as did everyone else except for Yo Yo Man and Isak Pearlman, and that other guy. Obama was BOOOOOORING, and that poet lady helped me get my afternoon nap.
Those suckers that sat out in the freezing cold to witness the ultra snooze fest are surely kicking their frostbitten asses right about now.
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would have been absolutely fantastic if real, lol...perfect even, lol.
Submitted by denm7510 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:48pm.
even tho funny, this is an altered clip,
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thats what I thought. the 'shut up' doesnt even sound like her voice. some people r so gullible.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:20pm
Whatever, this bitch is a 2 hit wonder at best
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I hope you are referring to her wonderous boobies.
'Aretha is not only the definitive female soul singer of the '60s, but one of the most influential and important voices in the HISTORY of popular music.'
She was the FIRST WOMAN inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.
Shes recorded something like 49 albums. The woman is a legend.
You youngins today dont know squat.
even tho funny, this is an altered clip, she just had a slight voice break at the end of the note, and someone else added the "shut-up" for the clip you posted, I've seen the clip on several different sites now, this one was messed with...good try tho
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:06pm.
Whatever your opinion of Aretha, the facts cannot be ignored. 17 Top Ten pop hits, 20 #1 R&B hits, 15 gold singles, dozens of Top 40 hits etc. To dismiss her as a Two Hit Wonder is incorrect and just downright ignorant. I dislike Madonna, but her success, however mysterious, is not up for debate. Please recognize the difference between opinion and fact
Whatever, call me if she had anything to do with 'Territorial Pissings' and ill give her R E S PE C T
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she so pulled a Mariah!
"don't go singing my note now, baby"
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:40pm.
It would have distracted from the whole event if she didn't cover up. What size breasteses do you think she is anyway?
STFU!!!
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:55pm.
That sucks, QC. Good luck & keep checking in.
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Submitted by Violet on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:44pm.
ahhh hahaha nice
I think we should ALL be grateful is wasn't Beyonce. I love the hat, I must have one.
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I was hoping Gladys Knight, Oletta Adams, Etta James or Tina Turner would be invited to sing.
I love the hat! Goes with the coat. Accessorize as John Witherspoon says in Boomerand!
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Whatever your opinion of Aretha, the facts cannot be ignored. 17 Top Ten pop hits, 20 #1 R&B hits, 15 gold singles, dozens of Top 40 hits etc. To dismiss her as a Two Hit Wonder is incorrect and just downright ignorant. I dislike Madonna, but her success, however mysterious, is not up for debate. Please recognize the difference between opinion and fact.
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When Aretha gives you that "look" you best get straight or get out!
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I didn't mind her outfit--don't "divas" dress over the top? Even though it was 20 degrees outside, I bet it was positively tropical in the valley between Aretha's chichis.
jiggy, alas my laptop can't be fixed here :( So now I have to go to my job and see if the IT guy there can do it. *sigh*
Nearly choked on my Earl Gray when I heard Aretha soulfully belt out the C word during your National Anthem. She left the longest pause in the world in between the two syllables in 'country'. Aretha put the 'swear' into 'Swearing In
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:11pm.
*waves back*
Don't be a stranger! Hope you get out of the lab soon and into the sun. ;-)
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
at first i thought she was supposed to be dressed like the statue of liberty.
Aretha is nothing more than a non-bill paying, fur wearing diva who lives on the laurels of 1 or two songs she did 35 years ago.
omg all i could think while watching aretha was... damn, i cant wait to see what mk says.
2 hit wonder?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aretha_Franklin_discography
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Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:10pm.
Aretha poops out more talent than any of these pathetic singers today. britney, madonna, miley, beyonce they aint even in the same league.
Whatever, this bitch is a 2 hit wonder at best.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I did like the hat a lot.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:49pm.
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Ok, my computer's f-ed up right now folks and they've been trying to fix it for an hour now :( This day should've been my happy day - Obama's now pres and I'm sitting in a stank computer lab instead of celebrating....damn.
Aretha poops out more talent than any of these pathetic singers today. britney, madonna, miley, beyonce they aint even in the same league.
nothing minnie about this mouse.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
she looked horrid, and she sounded even worse.
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i dunno, it sells itself
I love her..she can do no wrong and her hat is awesome!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who was she talking to? Anyone know? Was it one of the voices in her head or a person talking through her ear monitor? Weird.
that was pretty good, though. I almost didn't catch the first one.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:22pm.
Hey, QC! haven't "seen" you lately. Missed you.
On/T-- Rere has street cred. She can do and say whatever she wants.
Leave Aretha alooooooone!!
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
She said it twice! And yes, she was horrible. But I'm sure the cold weather wasn't helping her voice...
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
OOh what if it was Oprah? An Oprah vs Aretha Smackdown! I can see them going at in the national fountain. It would put Krystle and Alexis' fight in the fountain on Dynasty to shame.
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Horrible performance if you can call it that. Her singing days are over.
OMG I don't blame her. I know her poor tits were sweltering being caged up like that. I guess she just had to put them in their place before they got out of pocket.
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It would have distracted from the whole event if she didn't cover up. What size breasteses do you think she is anyway?
STFU!!!
When I saw it live I noticed the awkward moment.
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