We Have A New President, But I Can't Stop Staring At Diane Feinstein's Hair
Posting is on hold because I'm watching this inauguration stuff while eating one of my last bags of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies. They are extra good if you crush them down in a bowl, pour milk over them and sprinkle some sugar on top for an extra KICK. Anyway, Barack Obama is now the HBIC of the United States! But I seriously couldn't stop staring at Diane Feinstein's hair. My friend IMed with, "Did Ann Miller come down from heaven to host this shit?" I think Diane's hair was St. Angie's inspiration for that shit she wore on her head yesterday. I just had to share that thought since my dog yawned at me when I told him. You can do the same thing.
If you missed any of Obama's speech or Diane's Ann Miller hair, MSNBC has a bunch of videos of the whole thing.
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I hate to be all shallow and shit but Michelle's ensemble looks like she rolled in popcorn. Also, her hands look like pickles. Popcorn and pickles don't work.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:41pm.
Hi DAE--
I thought about you when I saw Xtina's Target ads on TV. I thought, DAE's right. She does have gorgeous eyes.
How ya been?
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
That outfit looks like she tore down her drapes and had a dress made out of them. The gloves look green and the shoes look turquoise!! That crap around her neck look like shit!!! What a mess!! She is nothing close to Jackie O!!! "She had a dream" to look like Jackie but she's missing her mark by a mile. Hee, hee, hee.........
"I see the libtard lezzies"
Hmmm...dancing gay ballerinas? I'm okay with that.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:38pm.
Okay okay, no more comments about the food.
On a side note, there were 176 pink cadillacs seen parked on the White House lawn, with bass boomin and pot smoke comin out of their windows.
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Are you trying to bore people to death?
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
danygrl what about menthols?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
snowpiece on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:39pm.
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH POT SMOKE I ASK YA!?!?!?!
- BONG HITS!!!!
Where there's pot smoke, there's Pot.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
bush is that u?
Dannygrl,
Stop the racism, moron.
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH POT SMOKE I ASK YA!?!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:34pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my god!! It's SOOOOOO funny when someone stereotypes black people and puts them all into a KFC eating on paper plates type of people!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Man, that's some advanced humor right there!!!!!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
"Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:34pm.
I heard they closed out 45 KFC's to make the inaugural dinner, used 12,000 gallons of red koolaid and needed 1,354 cases of Old English.
The meal was served on paper plates and guests brought home leftovers in tin foil."
Actually, that's for the "Choco Bear" party I'm having at 8 tonight. Lots of fried chicken, kool-aid, grits, greens, whatever you want. Come on down and leave your racist attitude at the door. We're celebrating the chocolate!
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Bears - from choco, white, mocha, etc. - are having the "Best Week Ever."
Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.
Here's to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Anybody looking for mashed potatoes need only look between the ears of Dlisted trolls. ;)
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
I voted for Obama because after voting for Bush the first time, I felt I owed it to my fellow Americans to vote for "change". I'm sorry, I had no idea Bush was a fucking retard, I admit, I got snowed. I didn't even bother voting four years ago, 9-11 or not, I could not do it.
Here's my question, as an Irish-German-American.
Is this the equation:
African-American + Caucasian-American= African American?
Not being an ass, nor a racist, just genuinely wondering. I mean, the dude is half a honky, am I wrong?
Check out C-Span. they have their cameras rolling in the dining hall where the luncheon is taking place. Everyone looks so goddam hungry.
At the risk of sounding credible and sane, I liked the part of Obama's speech when he implored people on polar opposite ends of the political spectrum to come together with hands out, and not with closed fists.
Could we do that here for just one day, folks?
Barack Obama, George Bush, two flawed human beings like the rest of us trying to do the best job they can with what they know at the time.
Props to anyone willing to take on the job of Prez these days. You need a seriously brass pair
(man or woman).
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:34pm.
I heard they closed out 45 KFC's to make the inaugural dinner, used 12,000 gallons of red koolaid and needed 1,354 cases of Old English.
The meal was served on paper plates and guests brought home leftovers in tin foil.
- I didn't know Bush rolled like that. Thanks for the re-cap and reminder of exactly what our country will no longer be about. Enjoy your freedom of speech.
However, while not to make an effort to convert your back handed racism, Obama will even take care to protect someone like you.
That's how he rolls.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
dannygrl try a little harder to be funny. Your jokes are stale and lame and we only let funny people play here.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
thanks snowy.
the whole thing will be like a big constipated shit, it will all come out okay in the end.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
The whole KFC thing is actually quite amusing to me. hehehhe. Dannygrl made me laugh at him being so racist.
STFU!!!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:34pm.
I wish! But I gotta stay around my elderly mom.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
CTH: I'm sorry for what you are going thru, gf. Hopefully now things will start looking up for averyone...♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
*coughs*
Somebody REALLY wants our attention, don't they?
Racism is so 20th century.
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:34pm.
Oh gawsh.
-eye roll-
you are pitiful.
Stoney don't listen to that ignoramus, he's just bitter about Obama...I think he really wanted the old man to win.
STFU!!!
Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:19pm.
I heard KFC and red Koolaid have been flying off the shelves today.
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Perhaps in the farthest reaches of Hillbillyville, from which you no doubt hail, KFC is purchased off the shelf (with the food stamps you traded some home made meth for, I'm sure). However, in the elegant circles I run in, it's prepared to order and picked up at this nifty invention called the drive through window. Maybe President Obama can assist in bringing this innovation to your deprived part of the world.
Now beat it, you overmatched, outclassed, inbred yahoo!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Dannygrl, it's obvious you're dying for attention, but seriously, grow up. Take your racist shit somewhere else.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:33pm.
I was about to tell you to come to Slovenia. It's beautiful and cheap! Now cheaper, thanks to the improved exchange rate!
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
jiggy, i think dannygrl proved that was his last post. Hahahha...
STFU!!!
I don't know how anyone could not be incredibly happy at this event.
even if your not political, it affects us all, everyone who has brothers or sisters or dads friends ect.. fighting in the war that none of us asked for, being lied to about the war, one of the worst recessions of our lifetimes, peoples losing their homes and their jobs. this touches everyone and even if your not a democrat, liberal whatever, how could this be anything but GOOD.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by dannygrl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:32pm.
No one's fighting free speech. We're just pointing out how fucking ignorant and stupid you guys sound when you open your collective mouth. Libtard lezzies? WTF does that mean, MORON?
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
thanks Clarisse, your moral support is everything..I'm suppose to be packing but I'm so fucking depressed I don't know where to begin, but my family/friends are rallying around and I got a ground floor of a double with a big ass fenced yard and I passed of my shep as a "service" dog for my son.
but still, fuck.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Branderson! I wanted to be his date!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:23pm.
The inbred, bible thumping, mouth breathing moron, across the street, is flying his American fly upside down. What a fucktard.
Glad he removed all doubt if he is a half wit or not.
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I know that the KKK called on people to do that but I guess I didn't think any Americans were that small-minded to actually do it. Lovely.
opinionated, ok ill stop reacting to that type of stuff. i think im all blissed out over the inauguration and not even thinking how his actual presidency is gonna pan out.
STFU!!!
Submitted by opinionatedwon on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:27pm.
Me thinks that she was talking about me saying that I wasn't going to credit him for the exchange rate going up, that I was going to credit the excitement about him.... because he hasn't done anything yet.
Maybe I should have clarified- He hasn't done anything as president yet, so I wont give HIM the actual credit for the exchange rate... I give it to the excitement over him.
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Good point, but whatever the cause, I'm paying $50 less rent every month. Ha, ha, wheee!
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
yeah Diane's hair definately dipped, loved her speech. :)
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I didn't even know the exchange rate went up! I need to get off dlisted, lol.
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
President Obama's speech was AWEEESSOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I just reallyyyy hope he doesn't turn out to be a big poop.
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Submitted by DaddysJoy on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:29pm.
dannygrl must have the brain of a mouse
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We hold mice in much higher regard. please avert your eyes.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Clarisse, yeah so i noticed.
STFU!!!
Submitted by LogicalThinking on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:13pm.
Oh well, January 20, 2012 can not come fast enough. .
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Yes, Obama's second inauguration should be as good as this one has been.
Obama 2012!
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
dannygrl must have the brain of a mouse
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:18pm.
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LMFAO!
I was watching this in the Grand Court of my school's main building (it was packed wall to wall) and every time they showed Bush, the audience would die laughing. He looked like serious shortbus material.
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:27pm.
Me thinks that she was talking about me saying that I wasn't going to credit him for the exchange rate going up, that I was going to credit the excitement about him.... because he hasn't done anything yet.
Maybe I should have clarified- He hasn't done anything as president yet, so I wont give HIM the actual credit for the exchange rate... I give it to the excitement over him.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:26pm.
It makes me feel old, actually. Bars over here aren't really like they are in America. They're more like teenage hangouts, with the occasional grizzled old dude in the corner drinking beer.
I have no piercings or Kool-Aid colored hair, so I don't really blend in.
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"I am a legitimate metalhead/rocker named Beverly." - Reality No Show
SNOWY!!!
Did you see how HWAT Rahm looked!!!????
He was so fuckin' HAPPY!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK * can't believe I just wrote that*
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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paris herpes,
Oh, there is a racist here. Right below your post. Report it.
CTH!
Fuck! I heard about that shit!! Anything you need, I am only about 1/2 from you!
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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
Stoney, what do you mean? He's done appointments and talked about what he's going to do. And he was a senator for a couple of years. So he's done that, but he hasn't begun as a prez yet. I personally think he should hire Paul Krugman as an economic adviser. Dude knows his shit!
STFU!!!