Tuesday, January 20th 2009

We Have A New President, But I Can't Stop Staring At Diane Feinstein's Hair

Posting is on hold because I'm watching this inauguration stuff while eating one of my last bags of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies. They are extra good if you crush them down in a bowl, pour milk over them and sprinkle some sugar on top for an extra KICK. Anyway, Barack Obama is now the HBIC of the United States! But I seriously couldn't stop staring at Diane Feinstein's hair. My friend IMed with, "Did Ann Miller come down from heaven to host this shit?" I think Diane's hair was St. Angie's inspiration for that shit she wore on her head yesterday. I just had to share that thought since my dog yawned at me when I told him. You can do the same thing.

If you missed any of Obama's speech or Diane's Ann Miller hair, MSNBC has a bunch of videos of the whole thing.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:18pm.

CNN just confirmed it was Senator Kennedy that collapsed.
Damn.
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I thought he died last summer.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:18pm.

CNN just confirmed it was Senator Kennedy that collapsed.
Damn.

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Oh, no... That is sad. Another Kennedy down, and on this great day of all days! That is awful. I hope ol' Ted's gonna be O.K.

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Fuck Ted Kennedy!!!!!!! He was pulling Nick Hogan shit before it was cool.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:18pm.
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Damn, indeed. I hope he's okay :(

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CNN just confirmed it was Senator Kennedy that collapsed.
Damn.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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"Black?White? Who gives a flip"

I'm sorry, I was the one who asked why everyone in the media referred to Obama as African American, when I thought he was (or considered himself) biracial.

I was asking out of actual curiosity, and not trying to stir any shit.

I didn't realize there were people making some pretty hard-core racist remarks before me, or I wouldn't have added any sort of kindling to the fire.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:45pm.

what up Snowblood! :)

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Oh HI, Snowpiece!! I finally get to "meet" you! I wish I had time to keep posting here and exchange a bit with you, but now I gotta leave the computer for a while. Well, I can't wait to run into you again around here - Ciao for now!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:57pm.

Yobbo?????????????????

Hahahahahaha TITS! xxx
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aw fuuuuuuck.

i was distracted, thinking about what you could do with your upright uptight pinky.

Piker.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:01pm.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Hate Chavz!! :)

==hehe, just teasin'. I was born in frigging Luton! I still miss the hat glue....sniff. Up the HATTERS!

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:51pm.

Yes, the foundation of America! GOSSIP!

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Damn, they just announced that either Sen Ted Kennedy or Sen Robert Byrd had some type of seizure and had to be taken out of the inauguration lunch...i'm going over to twitter to find out

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:05pm.

That teacher would be ME, by the way. =D

"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09

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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:54pm.

LOL! Bite me. I'll do it right after you take your class. Who knows maybe we will have the same teacher, but yeah I agree with ya'll today is a day of celebration so I'm getting off the "race" topic and this site for that matter.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:51pm.
Black?White? Who gives a flip- Lets get back to catty, unimportant celebrity gossip
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Amen, sister! let's do the one thing that brings all Americans together: talking about each other!

(unless, of course, you bomb us, then we get together pretty quickly...it's kind of like that thing where you can be mean to your sister, but if somebody else is mean to her, you can kick their ass)

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:52pm.

If you're stuck on race and debating the merits of this label and that label, you're missing the important stuff.

Reminds me of tricking my dog into the car to take him to the vet by jiggling the car keys and calling out 'who wants to go for a ride'.

The situation is grim, but hey... let's focus on the colour of someones skin.

Twits.

Who wants to go for a ride?
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A ride...on the pony?

Can I jump on it?
Just do it?
Ride it?
Hop on it?
Is your saddle
ready?
Want to come and hop on it?

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Damn, he said im that fine
waxed it from behind
and his d*ck so deep, had me walkin cockeyed

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:00pm.
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Of course! But somebody asked a question, what's the harm in answering, especially when it was done in a respectful manner?

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:59pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:57pm.

Yobbo?????????????????

==CHAV! teheheehe

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Hate Chavz!! :)

ELB- Thank God! I was gonna blame my assumption next on drugs! : )

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Qc - aren't there more important things to talk about re your new pres? I would hope there would be.

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:52pm.

I will head over to the Catrix open thread and get started. Hope everyone will be on board.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:57pm.

Yobbo?????????????????

==CHAV! teheheehe

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El B: Yes, God please save me! And give me some monies to pay my bills! And help me find someone to fix my laptop so I can stop living at the library! Amen.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:57pm.

ELB- Sorry! I don't know where I got that from. I thought I read it a while back. I stand corrected?!

Yeah, i am a Brit. Only messing with peeps heads! :o)

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Im with Tits on this one. The race discussion is secondary/trivial at this point.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:55pm.

That was QUICK!! Isn't your human feeding you?

We'd best wait for the open thread, tempers are already running high here. But oh yeah STORY PLEASE!!!

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TITS, the only reason it was discussed so long was because someone asked a valid question concerning why the media kept referring to Obama as black. The racist trolls and the mini freakout from one poster aside, the conversation was actually calm and educational.

ELB- Sorry! I don't know where I got that from. I thought I read it a while back. I stand corrected?!

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Yobbo?????????????????

Hahahahahaha TITS! xxx

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Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:54pm.

What? :o)

God save Queen Charisma!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:53pm.

Dang, why y'all thank i'm a goddamn limey mofo?
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because we can all see the nice cuppa in your hand - the one with the pinky raised just so.

yobbo.

:D

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Hey TITS, if you are up for a story, I got one for ya? Thanx for mouse (yum)!

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:51pm.

And you just need a class on clarity!

"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09

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I'm with Tits...

focus people, focus

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:51pm.

Black?White? Who gives a flip- Lets get back to catty, unimportant celebrity gossip.
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*tosses your avatar a nice wriggly baby mouse*

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this joker may be america's president, but he ain't mine. punk bastard.

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:52pm.

I do, I do (panting, wagging Devil's tail)

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:51pm.
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Exactly. He never denied he was biracial, the media did hype the black thing more than he did, but he also has no problem calling himself that which is perfectly valid.

And LMAO @ El B! You shit stirrer, you!

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:08pm.

Actually, if he had sandwiched it between "Fuck off!" and "Get away from me!," then it would have been perfect.
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Aretha took care of that line item.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:52pm.

By the by, isn't ELB British?

Dang, why y'all thank i'm a goddamn limey mofo?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:50pm.
time for Provolone to post his picture in his avie, I'm getting sick of purple girl's fine ass.

right when i read that i just blanked out, staring at her ass for 5 minutes. damn it is fine!

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

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If you're stuck on race and debating the merits of this label and that label, you're missing the important stuff.

Reminds me of tricking my dog into the car to take him to the vet by jiggling the car keys and calling out 'who wants to go for a ride'.

The situation is grim, but hey... let's focus on the colour of someones skin.

Twits.

Who wants to go for a ride?

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:48pm.

I see what you're saying. You're saying one doesn't get the option of what race to identify with. That is a legitimate opinion, and I respect that. I understand how, with Obama's skin color, it would be hard to call himself white rather than black.

"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09

By the by, isn't ELB British?

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"Submitted by QueenCharisma on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:48pm.

That's also another reason why he identifies more towards the black side even though he was raised by his white grandparents. When people look at him, they see a black man - not someone "mixed", not someone "white". He even talked about how his own grandparents viewed him as black and all the drama that brought up."

But he also gives credit where credit is due, which is what I was trying to explain earlier, but had to work. lol. He's openly expressed many times he's a mutt and has encouraged all races to go out there and achieve their dreams no matter what color their skin is. Yay for him. I think it's mostly the media that it more of a "african-american" issue than anything. In the majority of the interviews he's had during his run, he's always mentioned he was mixed, giving more credit to his mother who raised him. And being inspired to be the dad he is after his father left him.
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Congrats to the ultimate Choco Bear, Barack Obama.

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Submitted by Chicaloca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:26pm.

WTF! What a joke Obama chose to identify himself as "black"? Since when do people chose their "race" and what all of a sudden "white" people what to claim him now.
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Ever see imitation of life? It dosent matter who you are or who youre raised by......its how others perceive you that marks how you identify yourself in terms of race. If he was mixed with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin...I doubt his African ancestry would have been nearly as prominant an issue....

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Damn, he said im that fine
waxed it from behind
and his d*ck so deep, had me walkin cockeyed

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redpoint_blackdot shhhhhh ELB is a limey
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time for Provolone to post his picture in his avie, I'm getting sick of purple girl's fine ass.
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:48pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:46pm.
I refuse to accept Obama as my President.
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Sucks for you because he absolutely and definitely is.

Wrong! :)

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One drop thing isn't always true. Mariah Carey, Vin diesel. Derek Jeter isn't considered 'black'. Matter of fact I think italians claimed him

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