Wino: Boozing & Boning In Paradise
Amy Wino is downing dicks and booze by the dozen while she's "drying out" in St. Lucia. Blaaaaake threatened to quit her ass because she was clit slapping some dude named Josh Bowman. Wino shrugged it off and said her heart will always belong to Blaaaake but she's gonna pass around the puss while she's on holiday. The Sun says Wino found another taker.
Some source said Wino has had her eye on a dude who teaches tennis lessons at the resort she's staying at. The source went on to say, "He is another clean-cut, handsome, healthy bloke, much like Josh. He teaches tennis and other sports at the resort where Amy stayed before she moved to the villa. Amy’s really into him.”
Has this source seen Wino's new piece? I mean, Wino is walking around all day with booze goggles, so the dude could be a garden gnome for all we know. That drunk bitch has probably been flirting with inanimate objects thinking they are horny hunks. She found a tall, skinny piece who gives the best crotch tongue kisses. Little does she know that she's really been sticking her vag on a garden hose. Seriously. A horny drunk crackie doesn't know the difference.
Now it's time for a dose of the sads. Below is a video of Wino wailing out "Puppy Love" in the hotel's dining room. That shit made a box of Kleenex from across the room shuffle over to my side and lean towards me.
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why haven't you posted on her saving that woman's life in the beach from almost drowing two days ago?
O.M.F.G. FUCK I love her. It's been too long between drinks, so you know I will take just about anything the bitch got (well except for some of the drunk cracked out live shows she did last year where she sounded like she was dying and really broke mah heart)... but that was fucking beautiful. Even with a lack of proper accompaniment and the dodgy distortion issue.
*teary*
*chokey voice* Team Wino!
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Woooo! The Wino's still got it. Now if only she can stay clean long enough to produce another album.
I can't help myself, I love her voice. It's imperfect and soulful and I'll take it over the cookie-cutter bullshit ANYTIME.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I actually really enjoyed that.
I would have called them 'flapjack tits' not "booze goggles".
"Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 3:09pm.
Who cares what anyone else says...girl's still got it. :) Around 1:00 sent a nice chill up my spine...that voice remains!"
Yep...just wish she'd get the "crazy" out of her. She's too talented to throw it away.
OK, it is time for the 'butterfly net' some ho needs to grab this bitch and pull a Britney (babysitter father) on her saggy ass! Well, at least alcohol is a slower way to die, usually.
p.s. her voice is not THAT bad, she is relatively focused and on key , mostly... I really don't want to see her pull a Janis Joplin. what is the point Kurt Cobain will still be up there with all the other talented skanks.
'Meth' is a terrible addiction. What can I say?
'Lois' on 'Family Guy'
Who cares what anyone else says...girl's still got it. :) Around 1:00 sent a nice chill up my spine...that voice remains!
To everyone who is trashing her for her piano playing, vocal ability and singing style...shut yer traps! Now, I know there is a lot that one can fault Amy for, regarding her behaviors, but the girl can seriously sing. Her voice is not manufactured in a studio like 90% of today's "pop stars", she writes her own stuff AND she had a very successful UK album long before she worked with Mark Ronson. True, Mark helped her revive an old style of music but that alone doesn't take away any credit due her. Duffy also has tried to revive that style, and besides one hit single, hasn't acheived the success that Amy has. Amy is not a piano player. She knows enough chords to accompany her voice when singing and writing music but she is a vocalist primarily. Being a piano player or guitar player is not her strength and that's ok.
I was very grateful to hear this clip and know that her voice has returned to a large degree. I agree that her crack-free days may be limited because the relapse rates on that drug are very high, especially when the user is not sober, which she clearly is not...seeing all the photos of her drinking. The USA seems to be the only country which preaches absolute sobriety and abstinance from all substances in order to avoid relapse but European countries try to teach moderation of legal substances while abstaining from the drug of choice. Their long-term recovery rates are a little better than the USA's but not by much. Either way, I am rooting for Amy to stay away from the hard drugs and give that Blaaaake the boot, for good!
Tired of her and her bull shit but she has a great voice.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Thank you so much, Michael K, for giving us this little Youtube video! Good god I love this crazy crackie. I'm absolutely enthralled with this woman and her uncommonly powerful vocal talent. She reminds me of Janis Joplin a little. GOD I love Amy Winehouse!
No matter how talented she is, I would never buy a CD of hers ever again. What she represents is gross.
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Damn she looks haggard in that pic. She needs to lay off the booze too now. The beer gut is descending and her chichis look a little sad and droopy.
STFU!!!
If Wino isnt careful she's gonna need to go back on the crack diet to lose her beer gut.
I think Wino should go after the lesbo golf instructor behind her, who is clearly checking out her ass. Leave the nice clean cut boys alone.
I just couldn't do it. Couldn't hit it... Ick. Thank goodness my better half is a bit more healthy.
Team Wino Forever!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
*gets behind Clarisse's trashcan lid*
Yeah, I have liked a few songs, but overall, the word that comes to mind is overrated.
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And that's why I still feel for her.
All cracked out and she still makes music. It's real.
And I wouldn't say she does a lot of styles but her style DOES have a lot of range...but then, I've been poking around in her music for a while now...
Her snatch, however - well that's another damn story!
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW! Now with beer goggles:)
damn these guys must be going through serious pussy withdrawals to let amy ride it.
jeebus! that shit gave me a migraine! and that borat fro made my retinas burn.
Even if she does make a new album and her "talent" is in top shape, her style of music will have become boring - just like Sade. 1 or 2 albums is fine, but 3? Fuck off and go get a job.
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She was amazing! Her voice suits this song very well. Love it!
I wish bitch would get her shit together. She's truly talented & her musical style is something that's actually quite unique in today's music industry. It's a helluva lot better than that synthesized bullshit Britbrit does. But the way she's going, she'll probably be dead before she hits 30. Meanwhile, Britbrit, Hillary Duff, The Trannycat Dolls, Timbaland, Nickelback, Beyonce, will live on & keep assaulting our eardrums forever.
Arrgh, matey! Wino do be a pirate of the Carib!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Everyone has been fooled into thinking this skank has talent, and this video proves it!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish on Julia Roberts 1/19/09
I kept waiting for her crotch crabs to join in on the chorus.
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I thought she might actually be dry heaving while she sang at times there. And her piano playing skills....uh...no.
If feral cats played piano while mating they would sound like this.
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Her voice is terrible. That is the worst tone ever. Joaquin Phoenix is a better rapper than Winehose is a singer. Absolute yuck.
I'd like to see her audition for Simon and co. on AI. They'd laugh her off the stage after a couple of warbles. She'd never make it past the first round.
Ugh!! Crackie saggy tit this early in the morning just aint right!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 11:14am.
Hey snowy! I love me the Coop! May I just say that I am beyond jealous of anyone in a tropical paradise as I freeze my ass off?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
bleh.
Say what you want about Amy Winehouse -- bitch can sing. Glad to see she's still got it.
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I love Amy's music. LOVE it.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
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Over-rated!! She's a hideous bitch who was lucky enough to work with Mark Ronson who created a modern revival of 60s music. Let's be honest, she'll be back on drugs within 6 months.
Someone in the room should have had a tranquilizer dart.
lol deb she does!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
She's got the same brassy blues voice but her piano-playing is shit.
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It ain't paradise unless I say it is, so you better send me over there, STAT, so I can give it my seal of approval. *packs bags and waits by fax machine for my e-ticket*
She looks like Alice Cooper in this picture.
http://www.wikimusicguide.com/images/4/42/Alice_Cooper.jpg
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles
*holds up trash can lid sheild*
I think, in my opinion, Amy's voice is over-rated. That's just me. I think she is a spoiled little tramp who is going to burn out....
*ducks*
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Odd, the audio is perfect but the video is shit, though thats probably to her favor. Either way Amy sounds great.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
she sounds good...she really is talented. I can actully admit it is a shame she's so fucked up.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Ugh, maybe they should limit her to night roaming only.
Gawd that crackie can sing!! *sigh*
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The Sun's headline is great! "Amy's a Lush Puppie"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a waste!
When they said buy low and sell high they didn't mean pot.
do they have titty pumps? those yams look deflated
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Her voice seems to have recovered quite a bit... hopefully she'll actually clean herself up and get back to singing properly.