Brad, We Feel Your Pain
Brad Pitt's eyes are begging us for help. He knows that Saint Angie Jo has slowly sucked the hotness and life out of him like a Hoover. Shit. His youth and hotness is what she mostly feeds on. That's how her bony ass can stand and walk. Well, and the archangels also carry her on their wings.
Brad also knows that she made him wear that pashmina so that she could have laugh at him at his own premiere. That's exactly what she's doing in that picture above. But bitch shouldn't be laughing. That evil granny hair isn't doing her any favors. She looks like the evil stepmother from Cinderella in a power suit. She's just missing a grey streak.
Here's more of Cinderella's nemesis and Beat Face at the German premiere of THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT in Berlin tonight.
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Is it just me or does Angelina look like she could be the new female JOKER on Batman since my idol Heath Ledger is gone? Of course no one can hold a candle to Heath but you do have to admit Jolie wouldn't need any makeup or special effects to have the Joker mouth thang going on. Actually, now that I think about it, I think she's more Nicholsonesque jokermouth. Heath, please forgive me!
I love how Brad's got his bottle clenched for dear life as they leave. Probably the only way he can deal with Skelelina at home. Lucky shit, he doesn't even have to brown bag it as he drinks his sorrows away.
~~~ Of course it would have to look like an accident ~~~
Damn, she's skinny.
This is the next stage into her transition to political figure rather than actress. She's doing it on the day of Obama's inauguration - its no coincidence. Nothing about this ho isn't planned in meticulous detail, she's said so herself. Some pics of Brad in my newspaper today later on at the premiere - he was pissed as a fart. I think the stress of her, the kids and the whole circus is turning him into an alcoholic, genuinely.
That polyester suit belongs on Dorothy Zbornak. Skeletina needs to gain a wee bit of weight, and for once, I'd love to see her in something other than white, black or gray.
Pretentious ass hats
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She looks so fake with her fakeness. Fake smile.. fake everything. I use to think she was tolerable, but know i want to punch her just as much as Jennifer. She was probably told to stop looking like such a bitter witch after the Golden Globes. Shit looks fake.
Submitted by chola loca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:50am.
I can't believe this is the same whore:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/109842/angelina-billy-bob-come-clean-on-l...
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That was sooooo eepy-cray. What was wrong with them? Attempt to have some class.
ubmitted by Mahla81 on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 12:35pm.
Brad is starting to look like Renee Zellweger with a stache'.
HAHAHA!
I feel though, that her squint is more 'upwards' and Brad's squint is a sad version - or perhaps, a Squinty with Jason Priestly brows.
Brad is starting to look like Renee Zellweger with a stache'.
And no offense to all you bitches out there that have problems with eating disorders K?'
but i need to comment on this:
Skeletina would be a much more fitting name. Bitch needs to eat a cracker!! WTF? She looks wayyyy too thin to be healthy and happy. looks to me like her emotional issues have manifested into an eating disorder. She looks gross!
Yeah, I am sure their marriage ended b/c of Jen. It probably had nothing to do with his cheating ways. You sound like some sexiest male pig. Oh, if a marriage ends, it must be something the wife is or isn't doing. Nobody these days take any kind of responsiblity for their own actions. It's sickening. I don't know why people act like this is the first woman he fucked while being married. He was always rumored to be cheating on Jen through out their entire marriage. Start to finish.
You sound just like my sister who met her 'soulmate' that just happened to be married. 'If he was happy with her, he wouldn't be playing with me,' was her classic phase. Yeah, well, that was until he left his wife and not two weeks later came home and found her soulmate in the bed with her best friend. Opps. Sorry, but hard to feel sympathy for someone who had a hand in causing someone else the same kind of pain. Being such a bitch about it didn't help either. A man cheating ways sometimes has more to do with him than any woman.
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Brangie now look like a couple of retirees in 90's resortwear heading to a Carnival cruise for a lot of shuffleboard and backgammon.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
UGH! Her face. I love it when they expose how fake and stage their shitty "relationship" is. Give it up already freaks. Stu-pitt look miserable as hell.
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I cannot believe I'm admitting this, but I'm actually starting to like Angelina. NOT Brangelina, just her. I think she has matured into the person she wanted to be. Sure she stole Brad, but that just means Aniston wasn't doing something right. Can't break up a happy home.
Brad needs some help. He's getting uglier and uglier by the day. Angie needs some good chicken grease on her bones, but other than that- she beautiful ! Imagine all those orgasm faces they have !
Re: photoshop on teeny tiny brad - we have seen other photos of Brad which confirm his tinymeat status.
Submitted by chola loca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:50am.
I can't believe this is the same whore:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/109842/angelina-billy-bob-come-clean-on-l...
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She was a bitch even back then! How fuckin' rude is it to carry on licking face while a reporter has a microphone up to your lips?! She is trashy and I find it hard to believe that she found or bought "class" in the past few years. She keeps it all in check while with Brad but you know she's just dying to hang on him like a cheap suit while they get interviewed. That's why she allows him to put his hands up her dress while sitting at a table during an award show while other guests are watching! PIG. In this video, she looks as if she's being spiteful towards the person asking the questions. I didn't find her appealing then and I certainly find her St. Theresa image even less appealing now. She's a mentally unstable self centered horny bitch and this video proves it !!!
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 8:52am.
teeny, tiny Brad:
That looks photoshopped
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Skankelina is a Soul Sucker.
teeny, tiny Brad:
http://bp3.blogger.com/_EzqIwy0Z8_Q/SGx6pr4_y1I/AAAAAAAAAbA/K4QayDmTsVc/...
Why is her pants fitting her like that? That's how the front of my grandma pants looks. Is she wearing a girdle?
@teeny, tiny Brad:
ROTFL. AWWWW, poor Bradley. Is this how big he gets when he has an erection? That is not a non-erect penis. SMDH while LMAO.
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Submitted by chola loca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:50am.
I can't believe this is the same whore:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/109842/angelina-billy-bob-come-clean-on-l...
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GOD! I forgot about that crap!
but she is not the same whore, she's a changed whore...
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Udders
These two are so pathetic and goofy. They always try too hard...ugh...haven't their tarnished haloes blinded us yet?
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ok, Mikey! Now you are treading on dangerous territory. Leave this saintly duo alone! They are the definition of hotness and thereby off limits!
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Dear god Ange, give it up and give us all a break. Whenever you are snapped ‘candidly’ you look as miserable as sin yet on the red carpet it’s as if this is the happiest day of your life. Which it can’t be as you are clearly not buying babies, playing with knives or having a poke at your lapdog’s only legal wife.
I have never been an Ange fan but in Gia I remember thinking that she was gorgeous and now, WTF? She’s 33- what going on there then? Maybe she read Bradders ‘Little Book of Bible Stores’ (his mum sends them in the hope he’ll come home) and saw Jesus died at 33. That’ll do me she thought- after all, look at the furore caused by Princess Diana dying only a week before Mother Teresa? I can top that. The kids might miss me but I’ll be a saint- do you hear me Jen, a fucking saint. Top that.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
The only reason I'd even consider seeing this flick is for Kate Blanchett or Tilda Swinton. Funny, you never see either of these women play the attention whore game.
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Submitted by chola loca on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:50am.
I can't believe this is the same whore:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/109842/angelina-billy-bob-come-clean-on-l...
Billy Bob > Brad
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yup, made me throw up a little in my mouth...
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Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians: Brad Pitt, Bret Michaels, Danny Moder.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Brad is Hollywood's biggest 'tinymeat' sucess story!
In the old days an actor had to be hung like a man to make it big in hollywood, but no more!
Tinymeats of the world take heart!
Submitted by Tubereuse on Tue, 01/20/2009 -
Looking like a middle-aged Auschwitz survivor with Nosferatu claws is "not cool." She's creepy and probably nuts.
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Well said, esp the Nosferatu claws part.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
I honestly don't see anything wrong with her weight. She has long limbs and seems to be in great shape. She's gorgeous, classy and confident. My Goddess!.
She seems high, and ew, those hands! Every joint is huge, and in thumbnail #7 is her pinky webbed? Looking like a middle-aged Auschwitz survivor with Nosferatu claws is "not cool." She's creepy and probably nuts.
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naw mel. gina l had a rock em sock body.
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squash posh - hard boil those eggs! heehee
wouldn't want them to break on you.
or maybe some rotting tomatoes. no one ever throws those anymore.
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Is it me or does she resemble this....
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/20/knLOLA_narrowweb__300x426,0...
or this
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/21/la_lollo300,0.jpg
Thats Gina Lollobrigida
Those hands would scare me if i were an adoptable orphan from an impoverished nation
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that video actually makes me uncomfortable...ick!
I can't believe this is the same whore:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/109842/angelina-billy-bob-come-clean-on-l...
Billy Bob > Brad
I know! I have to tell my hubby later today. I always know about these things after they happen. I think they are still living here though. I'll walk around with some eggs just in case!
Submitted by Squash Posh on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:30am.
DAMN!!!
What a missed opportunity!!
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and seriously how many babies will it take to make these two go away!
damn! I saw them setting up for this! I live right across the street from all the movie premeires in Berlin! I was thinking they were setting up for the film festival already. I would've gladly egged them for all dlisters!
the word 'POSERS!" come to mind
i expect more from her
she looks ridiculous!!
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Submitted by Mel on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 1:42am.
Brad looks like his laxative pill just kicked in.
*cracking up*
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She looks like she's 50 in those photos and Brad looks like his laxative pill just kicked in.
the skank try to copy drew hairstyle during GG, but only one side of her head..... bwahahahaha..
BOTH OF THEM ARE DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING. ARE THEY? I MEAN HUMAN.
Did she cut her hair in her sleep?
People only give two fucks about her because she's supposedly some sexpot adulteress, but I honestly don't find how anyone can call her sexy anymore.
Bring on the brain bleach, but she has pretty features, but her personality (even the attention whorish PDA) is boring, she dresses boring, she's rail thin, and I'm desensitized to her knife bullshit.
If I was a guy or was a lesbian, I wouldn't take a second glance at that, let alone even think about having an affair with that.
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My cousin wears these suits all the time instead of dresses(or jeans)....she's a banker and she's like 45 to 48 . She looks a hell of a lot better in them than angelina. She looks a hell of a lot better than angelina period.