Monday, January 19th 2009
Julia Roberts Doesn't Take Any Shit
Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.
I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would've pulled a Julia and shouted, "Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!"
And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!
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I hate old piano mouth up here. useless hag.
stock, i'm sorry that happened to you, you're to nice for that shit.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:58pm.
I was watching TMZ last night, and the papz lesson I learned, I will share....
Jerry Seinfeld and Madonna walked out of an eatery together...one walks right, one walks left.
Which one do you follow?
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Jerry...for a second;)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:58pm.
I don't know, Clarisse. Who? Tell us!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i've read that she is a supa dupa twat--go to bitterwaitress.com she and her husband are shitty tippers also. no julia gulia you fuck off, you aim higher biotch!
Seriously, they paps need to fuck off. Yes she's a celeb and with the fame comes the attention, but she hasn't done any films in a while now. And she's with her kids!! I mean, these fuckin guys are scaring the shit out of these kids, following them all day long while they try to have a quiet, private day with their mom. That's fuckin sad.
ha ha KarenF, thank you, I was wondering when the fact that she is a manstealing cheaterface biotch was going to come up. Even tho I can't for the life of me think of anything worth a fuck she has done, she gets a pass for the same thing other manstealing biotches get torn to shreds for here.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Then he keeps on filming! He IS a persistent fuckwit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Somewhere, the former Mrs. Daniel Moder (Vera) is having a good laugh.
"A Low Vera".
I was watching TMZ last night, and the papz lesson I learned, I will share....
Jerry Seinfeld and Madonna walked out of an eatery together...one walks right, one walks left.
Which one do you follow?
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
First of all her kids are old enough for her to walk 40 feet away from the car. Jeez.
Secondly it seems kind of ironic that some of us are on here rooting for her right not to be bothered, while we gleefully read our celebrity blogs every day.
I guess the point is, I support her right to taser his ass as long as he manages to record it so that I can watch! LOL
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
Yep. I remember the old days, "Hi, Brinny! Joo look nice today Brinny. Joo want me to pump your gas, Brinny?"
Hahaha. Yes and this guy, Choolia sorry Ok sorry.
Persistent Fuckwit.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:41pm.
Julia is the BIGGEST fame whore next to JLo and Skankelina. Believe me folks, the above display is just for attention.
She's one of the meanest, rudest, self absored, opportunistic leg spreading, no talent hags that Hollywood has created.
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Amen. She is a Grade A cunt. Oh, and the original Whoregelina-- a man stealing, underhanded, backstabbing twat that always seems to get a pass. Also, enough with the lame-fuck comments that when celebs are not working, they should be off limits-- Bull-Fucking-Shit. That argument went out in the 1920's. No one who has become famous since then can argue that they didn't know what came with the territory. If she doesn't like it, then she can send one of her 47 Nannies out to do the shopping for her. There are worse fates than having to stay cooped up in your Mansion so the mean photographers don't take your picture. What, is she afraid the camera is going to steal her soul? Too late, Julia-- you don't have one.
Besides, to say that everybody else doesn't put up with any kind of shit when they are off work is asinine. Tell that to the Politicians, Sports Stars and anyone else with a bit of notoriety. Of course, they also knew what they signed up for, so how about you tell it to the Cops and Lawyers who get called in or asked for free Legal Advice or help dismissing a ticket at every party or grocery stotre they go to. Or how about the Doctors who get the same but in the medical field? The only difference is that they make about 1/1000th of what this useless fuckbag does.
I have absolute zero sympathy for this woman or her stolen husband. Those poor secondhand children of hers are a different story.
Submitted by Drew on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Um, what are you, some kind of Julie Roberts apologist? Guess what, fucker? The law says we DO have the right to harass her! Teehee!
She's pissed because she's so fucking ugly and hasn't had a hit movie in fucking years. Why are the paps even following this ugly bitch anyway/
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Every time someone rents Pretty Woman…paycheck. Every time someone buys Erin Brockovich…bank. Her money does not stop rolling in when the director yells "Rap!".
It's the nature of the beast. You want to make billions doing what you do…have at it, but it comes with it's draw backs.
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I agree.
When life hands you lemons, go in someone elses yard and pick their fruit.
I utterly loathe Julia Roberts.
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parissucksliterally on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:48pm.
maybe years ago she was a famewhore. Now she is just trying to live a quiet life. what is exciting about seeing her go out for burgers with her kids anyway? how much could those pics really be worth?
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I think it's gonna be about the fact that both she and her man have tempers. That's always entertaining.
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I love her but- really ... Island Burgers... yuck.
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
She got a point, man. There are ALL kinds of places where you can go and expect to see paps and can't say shit about it. It's their turf. But when you're just out and about and VERY consistent about your desire for privacy....it's just, like: how rude can you possibly be in one lifetime?
I mean, look - he kept filming. Now, I'm glad, mind you, cuz I got to see it - but (when I'm here) I'm evil. You can't go by THAT!
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The only way I would admire her approach more is if she pulled an Alec Baldwin and delivered a pap beatdown.
Every time someone rents Pretty Woman…paycheck. Every time someone buys Erin Brockovich…bank. Her money does not stop rolling in when the director yells "Rap!".
It's the nature of the beast. You want to make billions doing what you do…have at it, but it comes with it's draw backs.
Order delivery, take out or deal.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
America's Sweetheart has a pottymouth!
I like her badass side.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:44pm.
What the fuck?! If you're going to continue to live off the millions of dollars you ridiculously make for a couple months of work, then don't complain when along with that blessing comes attention. Fucking cunt.
>> You're right. A big company pays her, so YOU and me should have the right to harass her any fucking time we want. Sure she works for the money, but you somehow deserve to bother her simply because she makes money one way and you make it differently. Shit, some of you are really great human beings.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
Yep. I remember the old days, "Hi, Brinny! Joo look nice today Brinny. Joo want me to pump your gas, Brinny?"
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
maybe years ago she was a famewhore. Now she is just trying to live a quiet life. what is exciting about seeing her go out for burgers with her kids anyway? how much could those pics really be worth?
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Drew...I know because I've met her personally at a benefit ball YEARS ago.
So there.
Now, go tell your babysitter its time to change your diaper.
I love it. She's such a drama queen. <3!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:44pm.
What the fuck?! If you're going to continue to live off the millions of dollars you ridiculously make for a couple months of work, then don't complain when along with that blessing comes attention. Fucking cunt.
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She should have tasered his ass.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
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I recognize that paps voice too,he is a scumbag that really harasses the celebs.Fuck him.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I am impressed on the resonance in her voice. I have never heard the word fuck said more clearly.
Whateverthe fuck, it's her most convincing performance.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Go JULIA! This guy is a twat!!!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:41pm.
Julia is the BIGGEST fame whore next to JLo and Skankelina. Believe me folks, the above display is just for attention.
>> How the hell do you know? Are you her neighbor, friend, family member? Yeah, that's what I thought.
I'm with julia on this one. Really, who wants to see pictures of her doing everyday shit? Wheres Brit or Phoebe, lucite empress or who ever the fuck?
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What the fuck?! If you're going to continue to live off the millions of dollars you ridiculously make for a couple months of work, then don't complain when along with that blessing comes attention. Fucking cunt.
She's scary! And she's right. I love it when the pap said "you look great today" in a lame attempt to placate her. She wasn't having any of it!
Julia is the BIGGEST fame whore next to JLo and Skankelina. Believe me folks, the above display is just for attention.
She's one of the meanest, rudest, self absored, opportunistic leg spreading, no talent hags that Hollywood has created.
Two words for ya Jules...
Take Out.
or
Drive Through.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
I LOVE IT!
She left her kiddles in the car when she went chasing him? Dumb bitch.
When life hands you lemons, go in someone elses yard and pick their fruit.
People forget: famous people make movies and THAT'S THE ONLY TIME THEY'RE WORKING.
How would all of us like to be called and harassed about work AFTER we get home, go to the grocery store, or take our kids out?
Julia. Fucking. Rocks.
Lord I hate this bitch. Always have. And even though the paps are scum of the earth I feel no sympathy for her. She's giving them the reaction they want so she deserves it.
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Good for her! I don't blame her a bit. I recognize the pap's voice. He's from X17 and used to be on Britney detail.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I really don't dig Julia, but I think she is right in this case. She is just doing normal shit like taking her kids out to eat, she shouldn't have to be followed around the whole day.
She's just pissed 'cause the poor man's Kevin Bacon-looking motherfucker who knocked her up can't get it up around her horsey hag face anymore...she should move on to another married man.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't like, it's getting gang-raped and her hair extensions swiped...in the ghetto.
i too find myself respecting people more when i hear them say the fuck word.
I don't blame her at all for yelling. Her kids are with her, she doesn't court the press at ALL. These guys need to fuck off and follow the attention whores.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
The papp seems scared of Julia.
Mmmmmm, Island Coffees in Taos. So yummy.