Monday, January 19th 2009
Julia Roberts Doesn't Take Any Shit
Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.
I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would've pulled a Julia and shouted, "Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!"
And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!
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Am I the only female that fucking HATES chick flics?
"I hated every movie she's ever made.
My friend made me watch kate and leapold and I nearly died.
My idea of a fucking movie, crash, brookback, the departed the sixth sense, american beauty, gladiator, la confidential the godfather movies, the saw movies.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Someone did a story about how many of these freelance paps are former felons (many with violent assault charges) who can't get any other jobs that pay as well.
I'd be freaked out by anyone following me and photographing my children, no matter what the circumstances. Doubly so with smarmy criminals who think nothing of risking other people's lives to get shots.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:11pm.
I never understood the love for Julia.
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Speak it! She plays the same character in every movie she's in. Which means no character whatsoever. It's Julia and she's speaking the scripted lines. No depth.
She has 2 patented "Serious Actress" facial expressions. Both include her giant horse chompers.
Eric Roberts got the looks and the TALENT in that family. Too bad he isn't getting his sister's fat paychecks. He deserves them.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:24pm.
Mrs G.,
LOL! I will still watch Pretty Woman if it comes on!
Me too! Thats why i LOVE TBS they always show the best movies that I would never actually buy or rent lol
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I never stay on topic :)
Its really funny cuz i never really knew anything about celebs until i came here on Dlisted..I had this awesome picture of Julia in my mind and hearing you guys say all this stuff im like Huh? what the hell did I miss?
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I never stay on topic :)
Mrs G.,
LOL! I will still watch Pretty Woman if it comes on!
On topic: When was the last time you saw Johnny Depps kids? He makes movies but I never see him out and about "just lving". Christian Bale. Huge right now...I have never even SEEN his daughter (and I would have, trust!).
You don't want your kids being photographed? Don't live in Hollywood.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Why doesn't she take herself back to Smyrna, Georgia if she's so tired of people following her? Wasn't she happy there with no money? Oh.
...what KarenF, Stoney and Stocky said.
I hate this cunt with a searing passion!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
that's a noobie papparazzi. an experienced vulture would have yelled back, said he was doing his job, his $12 a movie ticket pays her salary, etc. come on, grow some balls. was this guy working alone? dumb. "oooouuu, julia roberts scares me." please! even if she was waving a run, it wouldn't phase a real jackal. might even have made a better headline, 'julia roberts waving a handgun, depressed mccain lost election.'
A julialoonie!!
Aw, come on drew....come back! We were having so much fun!
Submitted by Kaylee on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:16pm.
The rest of the A-list is in Utah or DC so he had to go stalk Julia Roberts and her kids.
BINGO!
pretty woman..worst.movie.ever.
how many young girls idolized and romanticized her and that movie thinking they can be call girls and some rich man will wisk them away from all that. suuuuure...it can happen.
Stupid goatwhore. She's lucky anybody pays attention to her. Never did like the twat and her unfortunately named children.
Doesn't she have a house in Arizona she can run off too?
My 1st thought was, "why the hell are they taking her picture?" Maybe it is the temper they are after...
Can't stand ya
Julia who? Nobody gives a fuck about her anymore, do they? She bought her Oscar because she can't act and never could. I was glad when she died in "Steel Magnolias". She's useless and knows it.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:13pm.
These celebs cause mob scenes themselves. If she would have either ignored the pap or just smiled and talked to him for awhile it wouldn't have been a big deal. The celeb parents are the ones who make it scary for the kids.
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Im torn...on the one hand sure shes a celeb but when shes out with her kids the paps are infringing on their rights..ruining the poor kids outing..and with all the sickos out there I wouldnt want my kids plastered on the net either...no one cares about seeing pics of them doing everyday stuff anyway. there really should be some boundaries set in place with these guys especially when they can be endangering others lives.
on the other hand. shes a bitch.
The point is he had been following her all day. If some asswipe was following you all day you'd flip too. Thats normal and has nothing to do with being a celeb.
The rest of the A-list is in Utah or DC so he had to go stalk Julia Roberts and her kids.
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Ho buster #1!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Karen, your rant was glorious! *claps* & *whistles*
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Thank you, thank you very much. When flashbulbs are going off in my face while am dealing with my latest catastrophe, I will smile hugely and think "Fuck You, Julia Roberts" the whole time.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:09pm.
Hahaha I know its kind of a cheesy movie but I saw it when I was really young and I have loved it ever since
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Ah! I have a plethora of cheesiness from my youth that I am still in love with! And proudly! =)
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"Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:09pm.
Hahaha I know its kind of a cheesy movie but I saw it when I was really young and I have loved it ever since"
Hahaha. I am not hating. I just found it to be adorable. :)
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
If there weren't a good market for goss pix and vid, paps wouldn't chase her. So I blame..... ANGLE!
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It should be illegal for the paps to take pictures of the children. Not because Julia gets annoyed or because it pisses Brad Pitt off but because those children did not choose that and in certain situations (and I've seen them personally on the web sites) the children are placed in a dangerous and scary situation.
point in case Madonna and her children going to the Kabbalah center yesterday. NOW I FUCKING HATE MADONNA ok but, her kid lost a shoe and was in danger of being trampled body - what will you feel like when one of these, not liceansed, not recorded no one keeping track of them paps hurts a small child like Suri Cruise or something? Like Grandma used to say its all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
The celebrities who gives a shit, I don't want to see Julia goto eat - but the pap is there to see her go off and she obliged, but they shouldn't be able to sell any pics of her kids.
Couldn't she just hide her kids in those giant nostrils of hers?
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:03pm.
Actually, I think the point was some perv could've stolen them!
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Yeah, I must admit she is kinda HYPER aware of the possibility of her children being pictured. It's like, so WHAT if he catches a pic on the way to the car? When you see, like, Jen Garner or any one of those blander celebs it's ALWAYS the most boring ass story you just ignore basically. You know? O cute kid. NEXT! Like that. What's the big deal?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:00pm.
ha ha KarenF, thank you, I was wondering when the fact that she is a manstealing cheaterface biotch was going to come up. Even tho I can't for the life of me think of anything worth a fuck she has done, she gets a pass for the same thing other manstealing biotches get torn to shreds for here
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The only reason I can think that she gets such a pass is that she was one of the first really huge earners for the Studio, and they don't want their golden goose getting slaughtered in the press, so they have manipulated her coverage from day one.
I never understood the love for Julia. Ugly as a baboon's ass and can't act her way out of a wet paper bag.
She does not deserve that Oscar, that year belonged to Ellen Burstin.
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And seriously, could she be any snobbier and more pretentious with her "aim higher" bullshit?! Bitch, not everyone on this planet gets to be in the movies and make millions of dollars. Some of us work at fucking Wendys, take pictures of famous people, work a stripper pole and pick up the garbage! Cuntch.
Hahaha I know its kind of a cheesy movie but I saw it when I was really young and I have loved it ever since
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Karen, your rant was glorious! *claps* & *whistles*
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:06pm.
"Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
Yep. I remember the old days, "Hi, Brinny! Joo look nice today Brinny. Joo want me to pump your gas, Brinny?"
Hahaha. Yes and this guy, Choolia sorry Ok sorry.
Persistent Fuckwit."
Hahah. Oh my god. I never laughed so hard. I give my peoples a hard time for their pronunciations as well. Yack in the Box - seriously! lol.
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Haha! Same. I'm loving this.
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Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:00pm.
Seriously, they paps need to fuck off. Yes she's a celeb and with the fame comes the attention, but she hasn't done any films in a while now.
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Really? According to imdb, the one and only year the bitch has missed doing some sort of project (mostly movies) since 1988 was 2005. Yup, so if you don't count 2005, there is still 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, and of course, the next one comes out in 2010. What exactly constitutes "a while now" these days????
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:05pm.
Miss Roberts needs to learn that if the papz don't think they are going to catch an outburst like they ALWAYS catch with her, they would not waste their time…
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Yeah man, THAT is schoolyard logic, right there.
You don't get all huffy. You find a quiet and effective way to eradicate the perp. And be done with it. She totally could have shut up, called the cops and quietly waited for them to arrive and quietly deal with the guy. Or even just onsite help. She's famous! She can just go talk to the manager and say: Hey - can you run interference for me out there...?
So basic, really.
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"Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:04pm.
Aw you guys really hate her :(
I personally LOVE her movies and My best friend's wedding happens to be my fave movie of all time... I really like her"
Oh my gosh... really? I love the movie, but it's not one of my favs. I could see how someone would love it though. Back when Cameron Diaz was super cute and Julia was tolerable.
I guess I'm just a nerd because "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" and "The Lion King" are my all-time favs.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
If this guy was going to follow me around all day, I would have had him carry all the packages for me at least.
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A smart celeb would always have a camera with them while out and about and film the paps while they film them.
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never liked her
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:03pm.
Actually, I think the point was some perv could've stolen them!
"Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
Yep. I remember the old days, "Hi, Brinny! Joo look nice today Brinny. Joo want me to pump your gas, Brinny?"
Hahaha. Yes and this guy, Choolia sorry Ok sorry.
Persistent Fuckwit."
Hahah. Oh my god. I never laughed so hard. I give my peoples a hard time for their pronunciations as well. Yack in the Box - seriously! lol.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
If you don't like Fame or the Paps...then don't become a celebrity.
It's that simple.
The obvious answer, you would think would be Madonna because she is more famous, but the answer is in fact Seinfeld, because Madonna is notorious for ignoring the papz and getting in and out without saying a word. With Jerry, there is a chance that he will get pissy or say something obnoxious.
Miss Roberts needs to learn that if the papz don't think they are going to catch an outburst like they ALWAYS catch with her, they would not waste their time…
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Aw you guys really hate her :(
I personally LOVE her movies and My best friend's wedding happens to be my fave movie of all time... I really like her
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:41pm.
Julia is the BIGGEST fame whore next to JLo and Skankelina. Believe me folks, the above display is just for attention.
She's one of the meanest, rudest, self absored, opportunistic leg spreading, no talent hags that Hollywood has created.
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And...she doesn't shave her pits..
When life hands you lemons, go in someone elses yard and pick their fruit.
Submitted by Kelkundici on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:57pm.
First of all her kids are old enough for her to walk 40 feet away from the car. Jeez.
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Um...I think the point was to whisk them away from the cameras. I don't love her, either but dayum! You beechez be hatin'!
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Submitted by Drew on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:44pm.
>> You're right. A big company pays her, so YOU and me should have the right to harass her any fucking time we want. Sure she works for the money, but you somehow deserve to bother her simply because she makes money one way and you make it differently. Shit, some of you are really great human beings.
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Good point. When my phone rings at 3:00 in the morning and I have to go out because somebody froze to death in the snow and I have to scrape them out of a fucking snowbank (all the while having my picture taken, thank you very much), I will cry big fat juicy tears for poor fucking Julia all warm and cozy in her LA Mansion with her stolen husband.
Just like I chose my job; she chose hers. There are times I would like to yell at the guy taking my picture too; but I am not so fucking full of myself that I think I can tell everyone when and where they can do their job. I just keep doing what I need to do-- that guy didn't cut her off, he didn't prevent her from doing ANYTHING. She is just a whiny fucking bitch.
"Aim higher, get a life"...haha...That's a joke coming from a crappy/mediocre actress...Yeah, Mary Reilly & I Love Trouble was really aiming high...Her use of the Fuck word doesnt impress me because she always seemed like a trashy, gutter mouth slut...I am getting a little sick of the abuse the paps get...sure they can be super sleazy & opportunistic, but they share that in common with most of the celebs. I guess you do sometimes hate people because you see something in them that you dislike about yourself.
I dont approve of the paps being on top of celebs when they have their kids because the kids get frightened, but doesnt she pull this shit all the time even when her kids arent around? I would be giggling my ass off if I was able to arouse that kind of rage in her simply by taking her candid photo in public. Hee hee!!
P.S. Yippee for Karen Flatts!!
Damn! When I first saw pretty woman, I wanted to jump the bones of Gere... After seeing this clip, I question just how butch I am!
Somebody get Julia on the line... I need someone to show me how to be a man lol!!!
you go girl!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:58pm.
I was watching TMZ last night, and the papz lesson I learned, I will share....
Jerry Seinfeld and Madonna walked out of an eatery together...one walks right, one walks left.
Which one do you follow?
Oh that's easy, you follow Seinfeld. Why would anyone want to follow Madonna? I'd be worried that she would unleash a crotch beast to attack me. Ewww..
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