Monday, January 19th 2009
Julia Roberts Doesn't Take Any Shit
Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.
I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would've pulled a Julia and shouted, "Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!"
And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:05pm.
LOL, no carrie's not a chick flick, and yes, movies that make you cry. with the exception of brookback mountain.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Stock Broker...
Wanna see my dirty pillows???
Stank,
I am with them on the French. They are always so...French.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Christine Hoff..."Carrie" and "Basic Instinct" had romance. Do they still count?
If you're referring to tear-inducing movies, I avoid those at all cost. Especially as date movies..it kills the mood.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:02pm.
From what I've been told all of Europe hates one another. And no one trusts the German's at all. It sounds like one big dysfunctional family across the pond.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:59pm.
Stank!
They don't like the Irish either. Or Americans.
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What?? You mean they have a problem with anyone with a set of balls?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:54pm.
Chick Movies I like:
Terminator 3 (hot blonde terminator)
Basic Instinct
Carrie
Do those count as "chick flicks"???
no no!
chick flicks are about emotions and stuff, not actual chicks, per say.you know, romance and shit.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Clarisse you forgot the Scotts. They hate the Scotts too, and the French.
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Stank!
They don't like the Irish either. Or Americans.
Stoney/Sheeps,
"He's Just Not That Into You"? I read over at Just Jared that it was a biography....STOP!!! I'm kidding!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:44pm.
And, don't get me started on her "Katrina Hurricane" performance.
I'll go postal.
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Wait-- I have to get you started-- I haven't heard about that one. Do tell.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:51pm.
So I guess I'll have the theatre all to myself during "He's Just Not That Into You."
Sheeps...you're joking, right?
Thanks Clarisse, I guess the Welsh aren't very well liked in England. Unless you're Sir Richard Burton then you still get a pass to this very day.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:53pm.
Is it supposed to be sad?!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish 1/19/09
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:48pm.
I like SOME chick movies, if they're good, like In Her Shoes and 27 Dresses. What?
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*Bitch, please face*
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edited cuz it's not backwards day.
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Stank,
He was born in Wales, but both parents are English. HIS MOM WAS A CIRCUS CLOWN!!! (I am a Baleloonie.)
Stock,
Well, you are having hot wings and beer tonight, so I am sure that movie will play.....
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Chick Movies I like:
Terminator 3 (hot blonde terminator)
Basic Instinct
Carrie
Do those count as "chick flicks"???
On Topic: Julia Robert also has really bad B.O.
We're talking sardine boat on a hot day potency.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:51pm.
So I guess I'll have the theatre all to myself during "He's Just Not That Into You."
The very fact that they turned that piece of trash into a film makes me want to recind ownership of a vagina.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:52pm.
hahaha. OK. Hold me if I cry?
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:48pm.
okay, I'll give you a pass, in her shoes. I never saw the movie but that was an awesome book. and sad too.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:51pm.
So I guess I'll have the theatre all to myself during "He's Just Not That Into You."
hahaha when does that movie come out? I am def. seeing that one..I also wana watch Bride Wars even though every one said it sucks lol
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I never stay on topic :)
Some celebrities live to court the paps, some live to rag on them, some love them for a while and then ditch them, some ignore them for a while and then court them. Notoriety comes with a bunch of paparazzies these days, so celebrities should know some techniques on how to avoid them as much as possible by now. But 99.99% of Hollywood celebrities are a bunch of brainless shitheads who think the paparazzies will leave them alone if they curse or beat the crap out of them.
Julia Roberts should thank there are people STILL interested in her no-talent old ass. I never gave a rat's behind about her. To me she's just a "filler" like most actors over there. But she should curse and yell at the celebrities who court the paparazzies on a daily basis, like all the usual wannabes like Nicole Richie, Parisite Hilton, Hohan, etc. to the others like like Shitters and Brangelina. If there are no paparazzies then we have no DListed too.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:51pm.
I'll go with you!!!
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish 1/19/09
shouldn't horsey face julia be GLAD the paps still want to snap her pictures?
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
So I guess I'll have the theatre all to myself during "He's Just Not That Into You."
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Thanks, I feel better knowing I'm not the only one who doesn't go hormonal over girly movies.
deb, the saw movies are the shit, you must see them.
feel good movies make me puke. Except lilo and stitch and toy story.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I like SOME chick movies, if they're good, like In Her Shoes and 27 Dresses. What?
"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish 1/19/09
Jazz...you bring the popcorn, I'll have a 6-pack waiting.
Clarisse, I have seen pics of Bale's daughter in mags. He gets stalked with his kid too. They all do. I wish the paps leave the kids out, it is so unfair to them....
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"I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her." -jazzfish 1/19/09
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:28pm.
I'm with ya, CTH! On all of your choices except the "Saw" movies. The closest thing to chick flick movies I like are "Fried Green Tomatoes", "Terms of Endearment", "Coal Miner's Daughter", and "Sweet Dreams".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is the greatest thing she has ever done. The word FUCK is my most used vocabulary word.
Fame is making a deal with the devil, you gotta put up with shit like this in return for all that $$$.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:44pm.
floaters in the toilet
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Now THAT was a good fucking movie.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:28pm.
Am I the only female that fucking HATES chick flics?
Amen to that! I also hate chick lit.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:42pm.
Lmao I was like I didnt know Julia was in that movie....hahahaha u crack me up
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I never stay on topic :)
Stoney..."The Mexican" has Julia Horseface and Brad Pitt.
I'd rather watch floaters in the toilet before I see any movie with those 2.
And, don't get me started on her "Katrina Hurricane" performance.
I'll go postal.
ROTFLMAO @ both stock and jazz!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:28pm.
Am I the only female that fucking HATES chick flics?
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I never used to but I do now.
Perhaps I am jaded. That makes a LOT of sense.
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Isn't Christian Bale Welsh? Anyone know?
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I really loved her in Saving Private Ryan. I think she was playing the role of steamy pile of warm intestines strewn across Omaha beach. It sure looked like her.
Clarisse - she looks JUST like her daddy. that is too cute.
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Clarisse me too!! One of the parts where I couldnt even breath was when Julia Roberts was like: You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you... every single second. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she'll be thinking, "I wish my mom was here."
And then Susan serandon: And mine is... she won't.
Or when they go out on that horse ride :( such an awesome movie.... I think im gunna need a Julia Roberts marathon soon!
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I never stay on topic :)
Julia Horseface was P.O. because if the paps took candid photos of her brats, then there's no money to be made from them.
I wish they would just make a movie of her laughing for 2 hours. I love her laugh. It makes me feel that despite the crappy script and plastic acting, she really opens herself up and reflects a true love of life. Gosh, that laugh...
...and her big nostrils.
Stepmom also made me dry heave. Can't watch that shit.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:13pm.
If there weren't a good market for goss pix and vid, paps wouldn't chase her. So I blame..... ANGLE!
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Wait a second! You can't pin this on me! I'm part of a mob!
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Mrs G.,
Step Mom made cry so hard I thought I was gonna dry heave!!! Never watching that shit again!
On topic: I am going to eat my own words about Bale keeping his kid across the pond, but you guys have GOOOOOT to see this little angels FIERCENESS!!!!!
"BITCH PLEASE!" Zahara who?
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=07&evt=emmal...
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
@Mrs. G....
I have my guilty pleasure...that Justine Bateman movie about a girl rock band I can't even remember the name of...Satisfaction? and Mystic Pizza...and kinda sorta Pretty Woman. But she REALLY bores me - and she does have a bitchy vibe, really. O yeah! Erin Brokovich. I liked that.
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I personally never thought that julia is pretty at all but I believe that in her situation I would had beaten the pap with a bat but then again am not a fame whore
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Nippy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:27pm.
Someone did a story about how many of these freelance paps are former felons (many with violent assault charges) who can't get any other jobs that pay as well.
I'd be freaked out by anyone following me and photographing my children, no matter what the circumstances. Doubly so with smarmy criminals who think nothing of risking other people's lives to get shots.
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Yeah, but if they kill the celeb they are following, then the paycheck kind of stops right there, you know? Morgue shots don't sell as well. Well, actually they do, but then the party's over.
So you guys didnt like stepmom..or Ocean's 11?
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Submitted by Possum on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:23pm.
Why doesn't she take herself back to Smyrna, Georgia if she's so tired of people following her? Wasn't she happy there with no money? Oh.
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HA! Perfect. Except if she goes back to Smyrna, how is she supposed to steal anybody's cameraman husband, and continually trash her older brother in the press? She doesn't seem to mind the media when she is trashing him, or her husband's ex-wife (like GIG said, "A Low Vera"), you know, the woman who had the nerve to marry her husband before she could????