Monday, January 19th 2009
Julia Roberts Doesn't Take Any Shit
Julia Roberts uses the fuck word! I have never been turned on by Julia, but when she curses out the paparazzi, my nips start lactating. I was expecting her to pull out a shank or whistle for her homies during this clip. The bitch is hardcore when it comes to defending her kids.
I wish I would have known about this yesterday. It would have come in handy when some dumb bitch whore was trying to cut in front of me in the supermarket checkout line. I would've pulled a Julia and shouted, "Fuck off! Aim higher! Get a life! Get away from me!"
And I think I love her even more because she goes to Islands. No wonder she was getting crazy. Those pappies were keeping her from enjoying a delicious Hawaiian burger!
VIA ONTD
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Tiger, Demi has had many miscarriages with Ashton. She has tried with her money and power to take her brother's kids away from their mothers, she is a complete control freak. Seriously, evil control freak.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Patty Cake, PSL, SPILL IT WHORES...I want ALL the dirt, all of it! Don't make me pitch a spoiled child in the toy department of Walmart temper tantrum, cuz I will! ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"It's tough in LA if you're sitting next to a 22-year-old who has an intact vaginal passageway."
So many questions.... How does one determine this by sitting? Does intactitude depend on what the 22-year-old has been up to, as well as the 50-year-old? Are passageways sometimes blocked or damaged? If so, by what?
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
love the AIM HIGHER GET A LIFE part :-)
patty cake, I know inside dirt on Demi too. She was very nice to me when I met her, but I know family stuff......NOT so nice.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 01/19/2009 -
"IT'S tough in LA if you're sitting next to a 22-year-old who has an intact vaginal passageway
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WTF does that mean? "intact vaginal passageway" as opposed to a perforated vaginal passageway?
What do Angelenos do with their passageways anyho?
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 01/19/2009 - ...she yelled at me in the bathroom once..HI larious.
Could you not spare a square??
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
The woman has an anger management problem, plain and simple.
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
"IT'S tough in LA if you're sitting next to a 22-year-old who has an intact vaginal passageway. But there's no way in hell I'm doing labiaplasty" - Gigi Levangie Grazer to Elle magazine.
There it is.... OMG this woman is fuckin crazy she wrote that train wreck show with Debra MESSing
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Julia is probably just happy to be performing on camera since her career is all but over.
I watched it too last night, lol. I will say, Julia was pretty (but never a knockout) in her day. Now -- bleh. Her face is so sunken in it's aged her another 15 years. Ocean's 11 was the last movie she looked attractive in.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 7:04pm.
Last night I watched "Ocean's 11" for the thousandth time. It's fluff, but I love it!
I especially enjoy watching Julia clop through the hotel lobby in that sparkly dress/pearly white jacket.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Julia suffers from the delusion that she's so gorgeous, she's irresistable. I think she's butt-ugly.
However, I don't blame her for going off on X17 creepos.
Its over for horse face...did anyone read the quote from That asshole in the post today about stretched out 40 year old pussy by That whore wifey of coke head Brian Grazier? hold on...lemme find it...I died laughing during lunch...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
The other fuck head is Demi Moore..but she doesnt work anymore...so it doesnt matter... there's a reason...she was an intolerable cunt...she yelled at me in the bathroom once..HI larious.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
yeah you guys..she doesnt wash that hair and no deodorant and no shave.. PIG... I meant to ask the wardrobe gals about the bush but I just didnt want to know... Yeah Nick hated her and so did the director. It was a nightmare. ANd on Americas sweathogs.(we called it that cuz of her BO) she made the lives of the wives (the producers were the studio heads wives ;a whole nother cluster fuck but anyhow..they were nice...) anyhow Julia fucked with them the whole shoot.
xoxox
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EVERYBODY REALLY DO HAVE A BADSIDE..THATZX THE POWER OF ACTING..YOU PUT ON THIS ACT THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN ANGEL..BUT WHEN THE FIRST PERSON CROSS THAT LINE..POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!
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www.NycCelebs.com
Oh, and because I'm not quite done trashing this horse-toofed twat, I would just like to add that this is not the first time she has chased down a pap and been caught on tape berating them for following her-- same thing happened a couple of years back.
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3200
Dumb self-entitled cunt.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:37pm.
Lord I hate this bitch. Always have. And even though the paps are scum of the earth I feel no sympathy for her. She's giving them the reaction they want so she deserves it.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:44pm.
What the fuck?! If you're going to continue to live off the millions of dollars you ridiculously make for a couple months of work, then don't complain when along with that blessing comes attention. Fucking cunt.
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Last night I watched "Ocean's 11" for the thousandth time. It's fluff, but I love it!
I especially enjoy watching Julia clop through the hotel lobby in that sparkly dress/pearly white jacket.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Julia suffers from the delusion that she's so gorgeous, she's irresistable. I think she's butt-ugly.
However, I don't blame her for going off on X17 creepos.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That's the Islands on Washington in Marina del Rey. Not sure when it was filmed but maybe she stayed in L.A. instead of going to Sundance or whatevs.
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
Maybe Julia's pissed off because it's day 13 of her "every two weeks" shampoo regimen.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
From what I've been told all of Europe hates one another. And no one trusts the German's at all. It sounds like one big dysfunctional family across the pond.
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In my experience, they are very open and blatant about it.They do not hesitate to pull out all the stops.
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
I love Patty Cake's dirt on this cunt! Spill all ya got (or "Blind Item it). I can't get enough of hearing about what an unbearable bitch this hag is!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:57pm.
Thanks Clarisse, I guess the Welsh aren't very well liked in England. Unless you're Sir Richard Burton then you still get a pass to this very day.
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or Tom Jones!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
A shitstorm called America's Sweethearts
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Yes, I remember that...
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:47pm.
I love Trouble was the one that made people want to jump out the Sony Building
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Didn't she and Nick Nolte hate each other's guts on that one? I would take him over her ANY day.
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:46pm.
A shitstorm called America's Sweethearts
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lol that's hilarious when you take into consideration the plot of that shitstorm.
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When the Power of Love overcomes the Love of Power, The World will know Peace.
On Topic: Julia Robert also has really bad B.O.
We're talking sardine boat on a hot day potency.
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I read an article once where she talked about deodorant/antiperspirant not being her "thing". I'm sure you could google it.
I can see that being a really easy choice when you can't smell yourself.
I love Trouble was the one that made people want to jump out the Sony Building.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
A shitstorm called America's Sweethearts
xoxox
The war isn't working.
patty cake - what movie set was this on?
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:38pm
Nice, this is what I'm talking about. I love this crap.
Ask Nancy Meyers about Julia Roberts... you better duck when you say her name...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
CHILAX(thnx RHoOC) Julia!
too bad she can't get a clue or act, like her brother. :)
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how do I know? I was there..everyday.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I just want the people who met her to spill what happened to make them have such a low opinion? Meaning, yes, more dirt please!!!
Spill it!!
My ex-roommate hates Sandra Bullock because they were passing each other at Sundance, and my ex-roommate said hi, apparently SB "stuck her nose in the air" and walked by without saying hi.
Joe Roth hated everyday with her..he rolled his eyes everytime she had a "problem" which was every fuckin day she was on set.... She is so high maintenance and has to have every guy on the crew sniffin around her or she isnt happy. No other women can be around. She was so jealous of the other female lead that she pouted and carried on and delayed all kinds of set ups with her shit...NIGHTMARE and then to top it off she bags Danny and wrecks his marriage... the crew was mortified...
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Aim higher...like for someone else's husband?
xoxox
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oh yeah she is a class A bitch... she sucks to work with., That;s why she hasnt worked lately..noone wants to be around her. She has worn out her welcome...only her fat ass manager Elaine puts up with her shit. She is horrid...that was how she acts ....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I ain't gonna lie that Islands restaurant menu looks fucking well! Lol. But does the U.S. have an immigration department? All those fucking foreigners that are paparazzi. You know those fucks are illegals.
Jazzfish!
LOL! I first caught Yes, Minister from Netflix and LOVED IT! That is why I laughed out loud when I saw your comment!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
its bruce bitch...
what I saw is the guy is on a PUBLIC STREET... she has no right to tell him to stop following her... its a FREE COUNTRY!!!! Even for the paparazzi!!!!
I don't know who captioned the video, but that's not even close to a meltdown. I'd have booted that guy's ass all the way back to the Ukraine.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:14pm.
Jazzfish,
That's all ancient history, surely.
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Likely. From the "Yes, Minister" TV Series - one of the best ever.
This is when I feel bad about contributing to the paparazzi fuckery. I don't know how these celebrities do it.
Jazzfish,
That's all ancient history, surely.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by ronnyk on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:10pm.
Go Julia! She's channeled her inner Erin Brock .
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Naw. She just let down the curtain-- she was a big old Erin B. all along. Just like Angelina won an Oscar for playing herself, so did Julia. Two dumb old whores who get commended for being their skanky whorebag selves.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:02pm.
From what I've been told all of Europe hates one another. And no one trusts the German's at all. It sounds like one big dysfunctional family across the pond
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It's probably because they have a lot of "history" together. Ouch, that was so cheesy it hurt just to type it.
Go Julia! She's channeled her inner Erin Brock .... told that fucker off!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 5:47pm.
Found my new siggy!!!
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Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least the last five hundred years - to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now when it's worked so well.
- Sir Humphrey