Monday, January 19th 2009

This Is What Dreams Are Made Of

Yes, my dreams have come alive thanks to the South Korean who invented this french fry-coated hot dog. This would be a mouth orgasm on a stick if the hot dog was filled with mayo and cheese. I'm going to pretend it is. It's making my tongue jizz. The things I want to do with that thing.

And I bet you it looks exactly the same way coming out as it does going in!

Source: Urlesque

Posted by: Michael K


ssvalentine's picture

Actually, it's very likely that "hot dog" is in fact dog. South Koreans do eat dogs (and cats), even going so far as to haul them off to market in cages and slaughtering them there on the street. They believe that the more pain they experience, the better the meat tastes, so the dogs are often tortured before they are killed. This also happens in China, and other places as well. Don't believe me? Look it up. People have been traumatized by witnessing a butcher catch a stray dog and break its limbs and beat it in order to sell it for its meat. Sorry to be graphic, but it's what happens. Just want everyone to know where their food comes from. you can find more info by googling animal rights +korea, or maybe countries where they eat dogs and cats, etc. have a nice day.

sketchJohanson's picture

That looks amazing! Even better than my Mac 'n' Cheese on a Hot Dog creation: http://highsatisfaction.blogspot.com/2008/10/mac-n-cheese-on-hot-dog.htm...

Bravo!

Zooph's picture

Posted by Deb: "There's a famous restaurant in Pittsburgh, (congrats, BTW), that puts fries on their sandwiches. It's an Italian name, but I can't remember it. Any 'Burghers here that can help?"

They put fries AND slaw on 'em. Awesome.
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Nothing says heaven like mystery cryovaced meat. I was going to make a comment about Korea and hot "dogs" but I'll keep things classy and stop right there.

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen deep-fried here. You'd think Koreans would eat healthier.

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Hysteria's picture

throw on alittle sugar and ketchup, itd be just right

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There's a famous restaurant in Pittsburgh, (congrats, BTW), that puts fries on their sandwiches. It's an Italian name, but I can't remember it. Any 'Burghers here that can help?

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Hekki's picture

Mmmmmm. Mike: really?

Tyroan's picture

They need to go Full Elvis and deep fry the whole thing.

The Korean diet generally is very healthy: lots of unprocessed fish, veggies, chiles, garlic, etc. (Maybe too much salt and fatty beef.) The kids, of course, are starting to favor fast food.

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Stock Broker's picture

Needs mustard. And a Plavix chaser.

Zappy's picture

That's something you eat after a night of heavy duty tequila swigging. Then off to White Castle and off to Shop Rite to get some Entemenns donuts then out to the parking lot to barfitall.

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gia's picture

I am starving...It looks a bit odd, but sounds delightful...I adore junk food, but sadly hardly ever get to eat it :(
I think they should also come up with a cheeseburger on a stick & instead of a bun cover it in fries just like this.

Drew's picture

You KNOW this will only be available at those fairs in Texas once it catches on.

Those Texans love shit like this! (I'd buy it though.)

Candy's picture

This would be a dilemma for me. I love mustard and onions on my hotdog but no ketchup and I love ketchup and hotsauce with a lot of salt on my fries. It a good idea but I could never make it work.
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deka's picture

there is no way that is good
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No fucking way. *barfs*

It was rather comical to click on this thread to see the "Rachel Ray Diet" advertised to the right and the picture of this demon junkfood atrocity staring at me on the left, though.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Nope, not for this gal.
But I do love a good chocolate covered cheesecake on a stick.
They really have those at the county fair.
I attend soley for that purpose
(and also to count mullets)

Sandbitch's picture

running off to another thread to get away from plain_sliced avie - don't follow me......eeeewwww!

jussayin's picture

if it's on a stick, someone's state fair been sold it

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Sandbitch's picture

*lipsmacking* all that needs is a paper plate to catch the ketchup and bits that fall off and voila, that's my perfect meal right there.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

*fluuuuurrrrrrpp*

That was the sound of my arteries clogging just looking at the picture.

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christine the hoff's picture

if that was a braut....

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Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Yeah, I just had chest pains from looking at that.

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Karma Police's picture

There's something wrong with me because that is making me hungry.

Margo's picture

That's nasty.

plain_sliced's picture

after eating this morsel, you'll look like my avatar...

Katt's picture

You'd probably go into cardiac arrest after eating this...

TOPANGA's picture

Wow, I eat some nasty heart attack inducing things, but that, my dear, is trully disgusting. That sh** looks like fried ass on a stick.

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jt5284's picture

god that looks good, add some cheese, bacon, and ketchup too, haha

Salem13's picture

Hot dogs are so nasty. I just take the fries.

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angel_i's picture

MUST you cause me to worry about your arteries EVERY fucking day?!

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Aretha Franklin could probably eat 50 of those things as a little snack before heading to the Golden Corral.

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JennyBoom's picture

And people wonder why there are footless people "running" around...

I'm content getting the 'diabeatISS' the old fashioned way thank you very much...

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Looks like it would give you the atomic shits.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Yuck. I'll take the hot dog on a bun and some ranch with my fries thanks.

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soul's picture

YUMMY
even better onion ring dog.arf!:)
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letinstar's picture

fried heart attack nitrates on a stick...no thanks...
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Aphid's picture

Mmmmmmm!!! slurp slurp.

And the hot dog looks good too.

foosrock's picture

GROSS!

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Yeah, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. No thank you. I am going to skip lunch.
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Oh my god..ew Im so full right now that looing at that will make me puke!

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Soerosed's picture

me hungry so bad

parissucksliterally's picture

looks nasty, probably tastes AMAZING.

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mike's picture

I haven't had a hotdog in 10-12 years.