Kelly Osbourne Got Her Ass Arrested
No, she wasn't arrested for wearing that lipstick. She was arrested for slapping a whore who called her fiance "stupid." Kelly obviously learned from her mother that when a bitch talks shit about your loved ones, the best way to handle it is to spank them in the teefs.
The shit went down last August inside a club in London when gossip columnist Zoe Griffin made fun of Kelly's dude Luke Worrall for not knowing what an earthquake is. Kelly flipped out and allegedly slapped Zoe. In her column in The Mirror, Zoe quoted Kelly as saying, "I have an issue with you. My boyfriend knows what an earthquake is and everyone has been laughing at him and he's upset." The two started arguing and that's when Zoe felt Kelly's hand on her mug.
The police in London confirmed that a 24-year-old chick was arrested by appointment. She was given a court date in March and was released back into the world on bail.
If you don't know what an earthquake is, you definitely have a "vacancy" sign hanging inside your skull. Kelly slapped the wrong bitch. Kelly should've busted a fist earthquake on her man's head instead for not knowing what that shit is. Don't hate on a truth-teller.
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OMG!!! I LUV THAT LIPSTICK!!!! (AND MICHAEL K!!!!XOXOXO)
She's lost a ton of weight, and she's not really fat anymore, I think. Her body looks fine, but her face still looks the same way it did when she was bigger.
I lose weight the opposite way. I continue losing weight in my face but have a hard time losing body fat.
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She's supposedly engaged to Luke, who's a BMX rider. No time to learn about quakes.
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Even though I like Kelly Osbourne, there are certain times she should just let it go.
Just let it go. You can be a brain scientist and someone would still call you stupid because it doesn't take a whole lot of thinking to call someone that. It's not worth it.
I don't even know who she's dating.
And I really hate that lipstick. What's with everyone wearing it? It looks good on NO-ONE.
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can't lie though, she has some pretty eyes. she would look real good in a burka
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She's got a face like a flat tire.
Some women have a thin face but from the neck down fat. She is just overall fat. Even her hair is fat.
If her boyfriend wants to know what an earthquake is just have Kelly jump up and down a few times.
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Kelly...get yourself out in the yard and start exercising while you are doing your time fatty
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The war isn't working.
too bad their cash and prizes werent with Bernie Madoff
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The war isn't working.
I thought that was Dawn Davenport.
Kelly should count her blessings. If he were smart he probably wouldn't be with her! It doesn't take an Einstein to figure that one out! He probably thinks an earth quake is when Kelly rolls over in bed at night!
Holy SHit, back in the 60's my Aunt had a bathing cap that was supposed to resemble that very same haircut. The bathing cap looked better.
Kelly should have been arrested again by the style police
Was she sucking on a bottle of Pepto Bismol?
Geez, look at those pink lips. Barf.
OK Ill confess my stupidity.
I assume the earthquake in question here is not one measured by the Richter scale. So what the hell is it?
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its bruce bitch...
THere is a quote from her in this week's Star magazine stating that she is "too classy" to pose nude, but apparently not too classy to get arrested??? Now thats CLASS!!!!
Of all the things to go to jail for. "She called my man stupid so I had to fight her"?!
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Exercising pointless futility.
Her mother needs to teach her how to get away with that shit.
blksheep, damn that's some resemblance!
Green is Good..its actually a picture of Matthew Gray Gubler from Criminal Minds. But, the pic does look a lot like Ben Sollee..never noticed that before. And Ben is amazingly talented..thats true. Who knew cello could be so cool.
Shaaaarrrooonnn..you and your daughter need anger management classes for piss sake. It aint cool to hit people anymore...you sue them for defamation like a nice civilized person.
that lipstick is so horridly wrong that i can't even concentrate on this post...
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Submitted by blksheep on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 2:16pm.
blksheep, I love your avie. Ben Sollee is incredibly talented. Why isn't this man a huge star?
Meanwhile, spoiled bitches like Kelly Osbourne and several other useless twats I can think of get record contracts handed to them without any sweat.
The English version of Rumer Willis.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When watching "The Ozzbournes", it's pretty obvious what a spoiled bitch Kelley is. She pissed and whined the whole time she had to promote her crappy ass album. "I'm tired! It's too early in the morning! Whaaaaa!"
I loved Sharon's attitude. She straight up told Kelly she signed a contract, and Kelly HAD to do all the required publicity.
She's squirreling away nuts for the winter.
I'm all for the vintage look, but bitch looks ridiculous as fuck.
her cheeks arent fat,..its just the shape of her face. look at ozzy and sharon..she was doomed to have fatface. Sharon was a plumper before she got the lapband. I think Kelly needs to eat a sandwich..she tries too hard to b skinny when her genes are against her...
If theres one thing I know..dieting will make u want to slap a bitch.
"KELLLLYYYYYY stop playin' with your f*cking Easter candy Kellyyyy! SHAROOOONNNN!!"
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Kelly Osbourne IS Lego.
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BTW, I believe the chick that Shazza slapped IS pressing charges. Wouldn't it be FUNNY AS HELL if she has to do time inside for assault! I recall Sharon telling Ozzy (discussing hotels in Hawaii) that she's too 'old' to do 4 star hotels nowadays.
Precious.
So,...um...WTF is an earthquake?
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Well Kelly didn't learn how not to go to jail after you beat a bitches ass. Sharon pulled a bitches hair out. On tv in front of millions of viewers and still didn't get locked up.Kelly slapped a ho in front of what... 25 people?! And the next thing she knew she was wearing an orange jumpsuit with an court date.
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She is so annoying, and I HATE her cheeks. Why do they remain so fat, even when she loses weight? Probably cuz she’s getting lipo. While they’re at it, they should lipo her face! She’s one of those people for me who are just annoying to look at. Never mind her personality. Don’t get me started on that.
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I like her lipstick. I think it’s a color by MAC called “Satin” that I have been lusting over. I also really like her style. But then again if I was rich like her, I could dress like that, too!
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Does this cunt not understand you can't just go around hitting people if you don't like what they have to say? Oh right, she learns by example. *coughsharonosbournecough*
To be fair though, Zoe Griffin is as annoying as Kelly and the boyf put together.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hOD3GM1WFQ
"It's the 2nd best thing I do with my feet..."
This is the first female combover...this feels like we've discovered a new species of birds...quick, get jeff corwin
That shade of lipstick would look great if it were sheer. Instead it looks like she smeared five pound of it on her lips.
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Is that a combover??????
Submitted by No Words on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:32pm.
SWEET!!! You get bonus points for making your little brothers do it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i love mama Sharon just as much as the next person, but baby girl just repeated the actions of mama...these celebs need to stop trying to do their recovery in the public eye to "help" others and focus on walking the walk...hell, if you're gonna act like a miserable drunk, then why not be one...not much reason to stay sober...there's a bar in my city where they give you a pitcher of beer for an AA chip...ironically, it's called the Recovery Room (it's down from a local hospital)...sounds awful i know, but i've seen many an alcoholic saved when given the opportunity to cash in all his chips so to speak
NOW on to more serious matters...how can we get this girl an intervention for her lipstick problem????
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:22pm.
Her lips remind me of being a kid around Easter time, when they sell malted eggs with a bright pastel sugary coating. We'd lick them and use the coating as "lipstick".
Please someone tell me you know what I'm talking about!
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I do! I do! *holding up hand*
I did the same thing, plus I made my little brothers do it, too.
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:51pm.
*shrugs* being that my Indian name would be Slap A Ho, I can't pass any judgement...
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That's awesome. I wonder what mine means
If you put one hand over the hair and the other over below her nose, Kelly has really pretty eyes and a cute little nose. The rest of her is a mess.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:24pm.
Thanks! You don't know what you were missing! ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hope an earthquake swallows her and her dumb bf.
Does this cunt not understand you can't just go around hitting people if you don't like what they have to say? Oh right, she learns by example. *coughsharonosbournecough*
I'd been wondering what had happened to Sam Donaldson's hairpiece since Primetime went off the air. It's nice that Kelly is into vintage.
I don't like this bitch, but I like her mama. And it's weird, cuz if Sharon had acted this way had the reporter been talking about Ozzy, I'd be cheering her on.
Then again, Sharon's not a retard who puts her makeup on with a butterknife. Huh.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 1:22pm.
i ate those easter eggs.
not so much with the lipstick tho :)
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
One thing I will say in Kelly's defense is that if she has a problem with someone, she will confront that person honestly. Lots of times bitches will do all kinds of passive-aggressive shit and be all sneaky and snaky. Kelly is upfront. I have to admire that.
Although getting physical is not cool.
Her lips remind me of being a kid around Easter time, when they sell malted eggs with a bright pastel sugary coating. We'd lick them and use the coating as "lipstick".
Please someone tell me you know what I'm talking about!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Apparently he only asked how an earthquake was caused. I would have bitch-slapped the ho myself.
Reporter Zoe Griffin tells her side of the story here:
http://www.celebitchy.com/category/kelly_osbourne/
..."Luke Worrall had to ask friends how an earthquake was caused."
Not exactly the same thing.
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