Memama Crotch
Ten gazillion outtakes from Vadge's Hardy Candy album photo shoot have leaked and I understand why none of these made the final cut. What braintard came up with the idea to make Vadge look like a slutty memaw wearing a granny thong inside a loony bin? And Vadge just can't put her velicicrotch away, but at least she took an electric chicken plucker to (NSFW) that shit.
You know what I love most about these pictures? The fact that they haven't been touched by a Photoshop tool! That way you can see the authentic look of desperation on her face and every mutant vein bulging out. These pictures really just make me want to hand Vadge a big bowl of caramel squares and tell her that getting old is okay and can be fun. I mean, soon she'll get a discount at the movie theaters! Becoming a memaw has its perks.
Below are more pictures that will make you want to sleep with the lights on tonight. And if you still haven't had enough, Hard Candy has many more with this came from. Oh and beware, there's a granny nip in one of these pictures. I also added some previews of Vadge with Jesus in W Magazine. Seriously, thank the gods for Photoshop. Thank them indeed.
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Gay men are turned on by that thing!
Obviously there are a lot of people out here that aren't even in the same generation gap as Madonna. I suppose if you're closer to Madge's age you would remember her first hit record. Also what
Madonna used to look like in the early years, and how she has transformed from wild child to nurturing mother! I do remember when I first heard Madonna on the radio when I was 19. I was floored
and just knew she was going to be something huge in no time at all, and I was right!
Peace out, Suzy
she has fucked up, dork body, and she has very unpleasant eyes
i don't get some of the posts. she DOES have a body which is better than the bodies of many teen girls. the comments aren't related to the pics (which show a nice body) but to the the cliche "getting old is ugly".
i believe the ones who think madonna has an ugly body are either old, ugly and jealous... or young, pretty or ugly, and dumb as they haven't realised yet that they once will be 50, too.
I wish that Madonna could understand that she needs to quit with the bleach blonde look. She would take 10 years off immediately if she went to medium dark hair.
Hey, friends, I have a question, is Madonna single again? or she is unhappy with her husband? I was told by her fans that she is dating at www. millionaireloves .com now?
Some people just cant stand not being in the spolight
Submitted by easybreezinwind... on Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:53am.
WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?.
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Well, for starters... lint, a Tic Tac and $1.03. And who the hell is Elohim?
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We should all get this excited earning a buck or two. What a masterpiece from the divine creator. she had done and accomplished what you all missed out in life. Its too bad ya'll are jealous to the bones. God almighty says jealousy is rottenness TO THE BONES. WHEN YOU POINT A FINGER AT SOMEONE YOU WILL ALWAYS GET TEN POINTING BACK AT YOU. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CREATION. IT IS THE STRONG CREATOR ELOHIM YOU INSULT. WHO ARE YOU AND IN WHAT AUTHORITY? IT'S TOTALLY HARMLESS. WHY DON'T YOU SAVE AN ANIMAL AND GET SOME COMPASSION OR BETTER YET BUY A HEART. WHAT YOU THINK IS WHAT YOU ARE. OBVIOUSLY SHE THOUGHT BIG. WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?.
OMG Can that woman be anymore of a pig than she already is? Listen, sister...you are NOT aging well. Put some clothes on! It's hurtin the eyes!
Everyone talks shit about her, but I bet 80% of women who post here dont look 1/100th as good as she looks at 50, myself included. Cant deny that her body is in pretty good shape and she looks pretty damn good for her age.
Submitted by M MacQueen on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 2:10pm.
I ask you to stop pointing your microscope at perceived celebrity body flaws and take a look at something far more frightening. Yourselves in the mirror.
==Vadge, is that you?? Get dressed.
I am posting to this site one time and I never plan to come back. I just wanted to comment - not on Madonna - for whom I feel nothing much positive or negative - but to you people who think this posting pictures of celebrity body fat, wrinkles or cellulite, or any sign of age or non-perfection in the OCD way you do, is worth the limited amount of time you have in your life. For those of you doing this, I ask you to stop pointing your microscope at perceived celebrity body flaws and take a look at something far more frightening. Yourselves in the mirror.
Milf from "Real Chance of Love" much?
Submitted by luriruriru on Tue, 01/20/2009 - 9:21am.
dlisted has readers in brazil!
recently someone found out that madonna´s boyfriend's full name is jesus pinto da luz that, in portuguese, means "jesus dick of light".
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dlisted has readers in brazil!
recently someone found out that madonna´s boyfriend's full name is jesus pinto da luz that, in portuguese, means "jesus dick of light".
he has a dick of light! oh, jesus!
yeah, this has nothing to do with the post, but... whatever.
GRANNY THONGS!!!!
Like Clarisse said (though I'm taking the age out)..ANYONE can look like that with plastic surgery, 8 hours a day of working out while someone else watches your kids and perfect lighting, makeup and photoshop.
That's all it takes and VOILA! A masterpiece!
PFFFFFFT!
Hate Madonna? Not really. I just dislike what she stands for. She's an opportunistic whore of the worst kind and people buy her gimmick. She used to be cute and sassy. Now she has turned into a media hyped opportunistic piece of crap. Wish I had her money? Sure..But to go to such lengths to get it? No. I have more character than to prostitute myself for a buck.
Now I'm having an attitude and have to go to work and prostitute for about shree fiddy. PFFFFFFFT!
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Please.
1) She is 50. Not 20 or 30. Have SOME class.
2) She is a MOTHER to a 13yr old, 8yr old and a 3yr old. Have SOME class.
All 50 year olds could look like this with the amount of cash she's wasted on plastic surgery. Most 50 year olds have more class than that.
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Take Nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.
those pics are old.not from now.and she didnt want this to come out.all stars have this kinda of pics.like a hardcore versions.madonna admited.
she just looks damn hot.u are so jealous.look at this and see how many 50 years old woman look like that.i and my friends went to madonna show and we were very close to madonna.and im telling you that she doesnt look old at all.of course she is not 20 but her skin is perfect and her body is amazing.every country that w´she went all the newspapers were saying she looks just great.and its true.like robbie williams and justin said she puts a lots of young girls on shame.madonna is amdonna.vogue like a prayer.she is unique. she will die and she will keep being famous.ima man ,im not gay and i rather fuck her thna stupid young girls
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Whoa, she's really trying too hard, isn't she? Give it up, Madge - everyone gets old, and no one wants to see your ancient ladybusiness anymore. She's starting to look like that woman in "Sunset Boulevard." Gristle, indeed.
madge is a classic example of people only see what they want to see
I think her face looks great for a 50-yr-old.... but what the HELL is wrong with her stomach???
She works out 6/6 and her stomach still looks like that? WTF?!
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...
No coins, please.
Whoopie Goldberg did a routine about a feminine product that was held up with an elastic belt and metal clips. Some of us old broads know what those were like. Madonna's outfit looks an awful lot like that contraption. Not pretty then, not pretty now.
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wow, how pissed is she right now? how many assistants has she ripped apart and eaten??
She looks like a mummy with hair.
*Insert fancy signature here*
hag
How did they finally get her legs to close? Did they remove Chewbacca?
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whats with the boxing gloves?
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well he certainly doesnt need photoshop!!!
My God-those pics of her are frightening!!
Im not quite sure what shes aiming for because shes been looking older than her age for a few years now-those arms are horrific!
what about the flabby stomach?
She needs to gain a little weight and lay off the extreme exercise-I mean its great to be fit and in shape as you get older but she looks terrible and that young guy in the pic only makes her look worse...
Madonna is a skank. She's old and gross and continues to embarrASS herself and her children. I've never understood all the fuss made over this woman...YUCK!!! Lucky Guy got out when he did!
She really just needs to STOP and enjoy her riches and charmed life. Leave the world with memories of an icon, not a dried up old prune.
She looks like Marlena Dietrich.
At 80.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 4:14pm.
Vanyvrgs that's one peeved ass you've got there! LOL
Thank you, I thought my chola makeover made me look sexier and thinner but you may be right! LOL____________________________________________
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I'd still hit it.
not all fashion ideas are good
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Submitted by damondogg on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
To the idiot who knows nothing.
Do you always talk this badly about yourself?
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"Submitted by damondogg on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
...She decided to get off her ass, unlike you lazy opinionated MF's and make something of herself. Carry on everyone binge drinking, eating crap food and sitting on your asses, and when you turn 50, then you can comment. Oh I forgot, by the time you get to 50, Madonna would have made it ok to be so!!!!!"
Actually, I am 50...so I guess I have your *permission* to comment? I turned 50 last August 19th, 3 days after Madonna.
I liked her early hits. However, as the years have passed she has gotten so full of herself that she's just..annoying. And yeah her body still looks pretty fit...but that's what she does for a living! Work out allll the time.
Most 50 year-olds have regular jobs and don't have the time or the plastic surgeons and Botox gurus at their beck and call. Or the inclination to go through all that crap. She's obviously been messing with her face and she still looks her age in the face, just...weird, now.
She's always been a good dancer, that laid the foundation for her to stay in shape. It's her JOB to stay in shape. She never has had much of a singing voice; her biggest talent is that she knows how to market herself.
But she's past the age of looking good dressing and acting the way she does, it does come across as desperation.
I will add the being 50 isn't the greatest fun but it's better than the alternative. I still work out very regularly, but I also enjoy life. She needs to just start winding down from her antics some, and that includes the stupid "look at MEEEEE" outfits. She needs to start thinking about retiring from showing off for a living.
It makes her look less self-assured instead of more.
I think the main reason Madonna looks so much older than her age (especially in those 2 closeup shots) is because of her extreme exercise regimen. I hear that she exercises 6 HOURS A DAY, 6 DAYS A WEEK with her trainer. Too much exercise can actually speed up the aging process. If she cut back on all that weight lifting she might actually look decent. She's been health conscious since the Ray of Light era when she was turning 40, but I think she took it to the next level when American Life tanked in '03. If you looked at any still shots from the American Life video you'd notice she actually had an ass back then. She kinda looked hot. Then when radio banned her because of the controversy she probably took that as a hint that she was getting too old.
Photoshop or not, those boots totally kick A$$.
Submitted by damondogg on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:58pm.
Kabbalah is only Jewish Mysticism, do your homework, you can study Kabbalsh no matter what religion you are.
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True, if you are talking about 21st century New Agey touchy feely Kabbalah as taught by the Bergs. They turned an ancient and extremely esoteric tradition into generic, nondenominational mysticism.
Traditionally, kabbalah was not taught to women or gentiles, and only to men who were at least of 40, when they had completed their education in Torah and Talmud.
I kinda doubt Madonna is a Talmudic scholar.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/kabbalah-inside-hollywo...
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
Okay Lourdes, we get it, no need to get your stache in a twist.
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when I get to 50 at least no one will know the intimate details of my memw crotch....plus I'm in my 30's and still get carded so I'm not worried anyway....
and thanks for permission-drinking, bingeing, and lazing sounds good to me.
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She looks like those bitchy old women who work in the Couture Gallery at Saks that smell like bad teeth and fishy perfume.
To the idiot who knows nothing. Madonna is wearing a cross because she was born Catholic, she is not a Jew, has never been a Jew, or has ever claimed to be a Jew. Kabbalah is only Jewish Mysticism, do your homework, you can study Kabbalsh no matter what religion you are. As for all the Grandma comments, so boring, get off your lazy asses because even the 20 yr olds here do not have the fantastic body she has has. It is all down to extreme discipline and desire and determination. That is why she is who she is today. She decided to get off her ass, unlike you lazy opinionated MF's and make something of herself. Carry on everyone binge drinking, eating crap food and sitting on your asses, and when you turn 50, then you can comment. Oh I forgot, by the time you get to 50, Madonna would have made it ok to be so!!!!!
Jane Fonda called...she wants Madge to know that the studio on Robertson closed a couple of decades ago and the VHS's are a dead format...so she can take the outfits off now and move on..
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The war isn't working.
yik she looks like a retired olympic athlete
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The war isn't working.
It's very obvious that she's going through a mid-life crisis. She should've stuck to her "Ray of Light" days...it suited her more with her age. Now she's desperate to recapture her youth a la "Like A Virgin". She's so vain and self-absorbed, with that "I rule the world" complex she probably has a breakdown at the sign of a wrinkle.
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