Kim Zolciak Is A Brave Bitch
Kim from The Real Hos of Atlanta is at Sundance because Park City probably has a really bad problem with rabid Mormon coyotes attacking tourists. They figured that if they invited Kim's mangy ass, rabies-ridden wig, the coyotes would stop biting the tourists because they'd be too busy trying to get one of their babies back from Kim's head. Kim had to have known that there was going to be some wild animals around that would try to rescue one of their own. But she probably figured that her mutant tarantula eyelashes would scare them off.
And not only does she have to worry about wild animals attacking her face, she also needs to fend off the groups of children that try to rip her head off because they are mistaking it for a Barbie Styling Head. Although, a Barbie Styling Head has a little more life in the eyes.
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She is not so beautiful as before, maybe this is the reason why she posted a profile on ......celebmingle com......?
You know it is a website for wealthy dating.
I'm a lesbian. But not in this case. I swear she's really a guy. Even her chi's wouldn't sway my opinion.
i love the tags for this post.
Eyebrow Situation.Fake Asses.Fug.Trash.Your Face Scares Me lol
Beat Wig shoulda been in there though...
i've never wasted my time watching that show and i never will.. this chick looks like a man in drag though. look at her.. thinking she's all famous and shit. hahahahaha
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Sharpie eyebrows!!
She has some sort of bubble on her forehead. Her doc needs to clear the air out of the syringe before injecting the botox.
TARANTULA EYES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! RUN
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Submitted by T-Mex on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 6:40pm.
Wow! Excellent comment and a scathing dig to Mustangs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
christ on a cracker! that bitch is nasty.
THIS is what ever happened to baby jane.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
I saw that picture and seriously thought that some stupid person made a Kim wax doll. How can she look so fake?!
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Why do you think you take a HO to a HOtel!
awesome reporting T_MEX/
gold stars
those lashes look damn painful
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The war isn't working.
I literally just got off the plane from SLC-to-ATL with Kim sitting behind me. A few observations:
1. The barbie styling head comment is pure genius and eerily accurate. Skin is well covered, leaving a texture like latex dish gloves with an amazingly consistent color across all surfaces.
2. I checked out her blog where she talks about the Ed Hardy swag. She and her traveling companion were actually WEARING the swag. It was pretty funny really. I'm reminded of Jeremy Piven reprimanding Jon Favreau for wearing the shirt of the band he was going to see in the movie PCU. Between the LV luggage, swag bags, and labels on nearly everything, its hard to imagine why anyone from those companies even bother to advertise. It was like if every status symbol seen in OK Magazine and rap videos converged on these two people simultaneously.
3. Got to hear some of her conversation skills at work. Only having seen a few minutes of the show, my expectations were low. I think the TV is getting the best her brain has to offer.
All in all, I'd describe her like a highly customized Mustang II (look it up). No matter how much craftsmanship is applied, it can't escape it's inherent mediocrity.
I wanna play with Kim's head!
I feel bad for Kim. she gets alot of shit and doesn't know how to fix herself or how to handle delicate situations
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That crazy bitch looks like Jim J. Bullock in drag.
She didn't even take Dwight up on his invitation to go to the Purple Door and take care of that dead racoon mess on top of her head. I'm pretty sure he would give her a %10 discount.
Bravo, please help this helpless bitch before season two.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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That disgusting thing has no business being at Sundance.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Tammy Faye Bakker called: She wants her eyelashes back.
TRANtastic.
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"
It's a man, baby!
So I think I've figured it out. The hair at her hairline is real. The rest is fake.
I think.
'Cause the hair at the front has black roots, and the hair further back is one color all the way down. I'm a detective, y'all!
What the hell?
Her eyebrows make the Baby Jesus cry.
The poster child for Mary Kay cosmetics
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by January72 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:29pm.
So what I want to know is, why would anyone draw their eyebrows on with a Sharpie? I'm confused.
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drawn on eyebrows are the lucite heels for the masses.
horrible? yes
fascinating? yes
welcome to the dark side
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Suck it cat h8trs
She does look just like one of those Barbie styling heads!
This is Heidi in 15 years.
Submitted by January72 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:29pm.
Comment virgin here. First let me say that MK and all the rest of y'all are more or less the most hilarious people I have EVER heard of. Just discovered Dlisted about a week ago and have been addicted ever since. LOVE IT.
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So what I want to know is, why would anyone draw their eyebrows on with a Sharpie? I'm confused.
==Chola love y'all! Sharpie brows are prized here on dlisted.
Lean like a Chola (compliments of angel_i)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tINhCE65rQM
This hideous tranny-skank is milking her 15 minutes of fame until it bleeds.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
i stand corrected--
she has no money (no wonder she looks like a broke down skank)
thanks for the close up of this monstrosity of atlanta.
she looks awful- her hair is too fake, her eyebrows look as if they were tattooed on, her lashes do indeed look like "jazz hands" and her lips looks like this heinous shade of salmon shit lipstick old ladies would demand when i worked as a slave at a department store makeup counter.
hate.
ps. you would think (with all her money) she would have the where with all to get her effing roots done. she is walking around with black roots, and a blond wiglet (yes folks, that's what they are called-- WIGLETS). IT DOESN'T MATCH and it doesn't work. She looks like a fool.
Submitted by twiddlebug1 on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:30pm.
what $??
bitch lives in townhouse!!
'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
haha sandbitch I was thinking she looked like a transvestite too.
From the white tipped (I always hated french manicures.. they're kind of dated now) acrylics to the dried hair and those lashes..she looks older. She is not ugly - she makes herself look worse. Those are probably mink lashes, regardless of how expensive they are they look atrocious. Less makeup is more flattering.
She's not that old (um, I think.. if the age she is giving is correct) but at a certain stage it's time to minimize or risk looking like the crazy lady next door who steals newspapers from the neighbors.
Comment virgin here. First let me say that MK and all the rest of y'all are more or less the most hilarious people I have EVER heard of. Just discovered Dlisted about a week ago and have been addicted ever since. LOVE IT.
So what I want to know is, why would anyone draw their eyebrows on with a Sharpie? I'm confused.
Wow, she looks like a sorceress in this photo, so old and ugly!
dizzy, you can go to www. celebmingle. com to check out more beautiful girls !
The Real Transvestite of Atlanta.
I dunno whether this can be considered being kind to Kim, but... If I had to choose between her and that obnoxious Alex McCord thing from Real Housewives of NY - I'd choose Kim Z any day of the week.
Alex McCord & her husband make me shudder...
She's a man, right?
Is she dating Irv?
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Suck it cat h8trs
I am reasonably certain that is a man.
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We're talking about pissing during fucking and she tries to be all polite-like. - MK
This Hot Mess didn't just happen overnight. Is there anybody in the D-Listed area that has an original picture from high school ot the Future First Wives of America Club?
I wouldn't be able to stand near her without being tempted to light her hair on fire.
Such cheap hair!!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I CAN NEVER USE A CLOTH NAPKIN AGAIN!!!
I dare her to take off the wig. Nay, I *demand* that she take off the wig.
Hairless
Browless
Nail-less
Toothless
Brainless
Clueless
There.
If you took all her fake parts off and hosed her down, I bet you wouldn't even recognize her. Another fame whore who has already gotten way too much attention.
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That hair is ridiculous. You can tell EXACTLY where the weave is placed! And from the way it catches light, you can tell it's pure nylon.
While I'm at it, her lashes look like jazz hands.
Does she buy her eyebrows at the Groucho Marx Outlet?
She looks like Tammy Faye Baker rose from the dead and applied her mascara.
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Submitted by didyoueverythink on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 11:27am.
did anyone notice that she's sitting on fucking napkins in the last two shots?
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Must be "that-time-of-the-month". Ewww.
The eyebrows match the boots.