A Little Morning Natural Beauty, Courtesy Of Lady GaGa

So this the kind of kinky shit Bert from Sesame Street does on the weekends!! I knew he was a cross-dresser. But seriously, this is a new photoshoot of the natural beauty known as Lady GaGa. Or should I say Lady GAWDCOVERUPYOURFACE. Her Poker Face is more like a Porky Face. Sorry, but the truth hurts. Well, these pictures of what Lady GaGa really looks like hurts more than the truth.

Here's some more stunningness (we make up words here) to go with your morning Sanka. I also threw in some pictures of Lady CaCaFace arriving at Heathrow yesterday. It's amazing what a pair of large sunglasses, ten pounds of make-up, a blonde wig and a gay hat can do.

ONTD, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Isla on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:11am.

YUCK!!!
She/He is soooooo ugly...no wonder she/he wears huge glasses most of the time....

Submitted by MadameLollipop on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:11am.

Don't LadyCaca and Xtina Aguilera sound almost the same? They both annoy me anyway....

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:10am.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. If I was Lady GG, I would find the moron that took these pics, take the lens he used and shove it up his ass so far he could cough it up.

Ho, UGLY!

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Submitted by britegray on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:10am.

Either these are altered or she has had a nose job since these pics were taken.

Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:09am.

Umm, where the fuck is her belly button? Shes been really smart when choosing to cover her fugface with ginormous granny sunglasses.

Cristina Aguillera must be laughing her ass off because shes obviously the better looking tranny.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:09am.

Who? Christ, I feel old.

She looks like a male Christina A impersonator.

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Submitted by gia on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:07am.

That is sooooo NOT the same person...no way. The nose is completely different. Are the underwear pics pre-plastic surgery? Trust me, make-up can only do so much...A transformation such as that would require going under the knife. And why does it look like her butt is in the front is that top pic? Where is the belly button? Is it that low??
I am so confused.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 9:07am.

Holy shit! That CAN'T be the same person!

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