Monday, January 19th 2009
A Little Morning Natural Beauty, Courtesy Of Lady GaGa
So this the kind of kinky shit Bert from Sesame Street does on the weekends!! I knew he was a cross-dresser. But seriously, this is a new photoshoot of the natural beauty known as Lady GaGa. Or should I say Lady GAWDCOVERUPYOURFACE. Her Poker Face is more like a Porky Face. Sorry, but the truth hurts. Well, these pictures of what Lady GaGa really looks like hurts more than the truth.
Here's some more stunningness (we make up words here) to go with your morning Sanka. I also threw in some pictures of Lady CaCaFace arriving at Heathrow yesterday. It's amazing what a pair of large sunglasses, ten pounds of make-up, a blonde wig and a gay hat can do.
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Jesus, did she wake up and say "Lets do a photoshoot"
Poor GaGa, love her to death but what was she thinking.
lol.... I LOVE dlisted. Like, I am in love with dlisted. I would bump no-no holes with dlisted (and Michael K). But this post hurt. I also adore Lady Gaga and love her music and her image, even if in the picture she looks a little unrecognizable. I am adamant that the photographer who took these photos has a vendetta against the god that is Lady Gaga and so he photoshopped that shit onto her face.
FYI, these pictures are photoshopped to hell. Yes, she has a big nose but I personally think its works for her, and I think she's mad cute. She may not be to everyone's taste, but those pictures make her look like a retarded sesame street character, and she's not that bad.
She is one ugly untalented bitch. Sad that society finds this as entertainment and her being artsy and original. Bitches need to go back to the good old days, old school style, that was original and artsy. Run DMC, Lady Ms. Kier, etc....
Tranny? Must be, right? If not, that's one heinous looking chick.
I been SAYING this ho is fucking ugly. She looks like Brittany Murphy before Brittany Murphy was Brittany Murphy. Man, like old school Brittany Murphy. Like ugly Brittany Muprhy's twin ugly Brenda Lee Murphy. She's the Charlie Murphy to the Eddie Murphy of the brothers Murphy. Gotdamn.
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This bint makes Wino look attractive, somewhat.
I always wondered what was up with the huge sunglasses...
now we know.
No coins, please.
FFS! you're not serious?!?!?!
I still think she's really pretty.
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Okay...never noticed the honker she's sporting until NOW! Fuck!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i see someone's already said this but it's worth repeating- WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON????
Now I know why she puts all that makeup on and wears those fucked up clothes, it distracts people so they won't look at her schnoz.
She looks like the Chicken Lady from Kids in the Hall.
Fuck she is hideous I thought she was pretty no wonder she covers up all the time! Damn bitch looks like Wino.
I think she COULD still look pretty without all the accessories, but her prominant nose combined with her fake blonde hair and eyebrows don't work. She MUST be loaded by now, I'm sure she'll get work done at some point. She's Italian and you can definitely tell with her features. Without sunglasses though, the blonde look doesn't suit her.
I still like her music and her personality... Girl just needs to get some work done like all the other mainstream artists of today. Our society is so vain and critial.
cocaines a helluva drug.
Bert! Oh, that shit just about killed me with laughter!
I don't understand. This cannot be the same person in both sets of photos.
AW. there's nothing wrong with her. she's kinda rad looking in a boho/hipster way... maybe via long island but still.
ok so this b*tch is a man right?! each to their own.. but she should own it!! damn.
I think she had some work done but her nose still looks weird at certain angles. I'm sitting her listening to her album on youtube and I'm definitely going back to harass the music store dude the next time I go to work. Itunes and my computer are not friendly.
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But the nose...surely she has had the nose operated on between these sets of pictures? Howard Stern says large sunglasses can make the nose look smaller, but THAT much smaller?
Fuck it. I love this bitch and I don't care who knows it. I was looking for her cd at work in the mall and they didn't have it. I asked the clerk when they would get it in stock and he got all pissy with me. The only reason I wanted to buy it at work is because airport employees get a 20% discount. Bitch is forcing me to go elsewhere. Bitch. I think I'll just go back and harass his ass until they stock it.
I love her song Poker Face. She XxXTina lite but I love XxXTina too so that's ok.
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more like Lady GAG-a!
get it???
And quite obviously and most crucially a fairly major NOSE JOB, I would wager. My house on it in fact. If I had one obviously.
Lady Gaga Poker Face Feat Symon Dagrapp
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1. PokerFace? Yeah, like got hit in the face with a hot poker.
2. And, sorry Lady GooGoo Cluster, but "Why is my shirt turned inside out?" doesn't pass as proper songwriting.
3. Keep the glasses on, please. Always.
4. Actually, just go away. Please.
LOL ohhh she sure looks...special
Ew. She uglay, she uglay...
even her mama say she uglay.
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
I don't give a shit I think she's adorable and can sing her ass off. She took a shitty set of pics, big whoop. Love those Chanel heels, those r HOT!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Daaaaamn, Lady Ga-Ga is a definite brownbagher.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
That is the ugliest tranny I've ever seen.
jesus. good nose job, though.
That photographer must really hate her!She looks like a non passable tranny,her wig is beat and she has no belly button..and why is she wearing snuffalumpagus fur?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
DAMNNNN she is ugly.....like seriously, really really ugly. Very ugly. Did I mention ugly? Looks like the fake self tanner, loads of makeup, and huge ass sunglasses help tremendously to cover up that fug.
Someone had a nose job!
Its the 400 pounds of makeup and that ratty wig that make her look so ... not hot.
She probably looks like an average girl without all that crap.
As Tim Gunn would say "That's a lot of look."
incendia, I apologize. It is hard to tell "tone" online. Considering the amount of people who have posted that kind of shit seriously, I didn't know what to think.
k?
see, I AM friendly. :)
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
She's no beauty queen but she's still awesome.
"I agree Ashlee looks great, but "beautiful" like Paris and Heidi? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
right. are you 11 years old?"
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Boy, you're friendly... See dictionary.com "sarcasm"
Submitted by death2douches on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:24pm.
I want to see her and Rihanna on Celebrity Deathmatch, because you know the Barbadian would be going down,
....aw hell naw, you dwan wan none of dis, Bajan will fuck dat ass up! Trust!
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It's been too long...we miss you.
Maybe it is her....I still think those nasty pics are pre plastic surgery. At the link she looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar morphed with Britney Murphy.
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Ewwww...damn this bitch has a butterface.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
And this is the troll that Christina get's compared too? DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. IT.
On the Upside, the one with actual TALENT is at home, looking after her family and working on her new album :0) Strike that BITCH.
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
Steve Perry and Courtney Love's bastard child!
Who gives a shit? At least the bitch can sing live. Shit, if you looked like Amy Crackhouse, wouldn't you do everything possible to distance yourself from that very sad truth? *shudder*
I want to see her and Rihanna on Celebrity Deathmatch, because you know the Barbadian would be going down, and not in the fun way.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
what happened to her belly button? weird.
that really doesn't look like the same nose...somethings up with that. maybe she's just trying to be fug on purpose cause she doesn't want to overwhelm us with her glamorous beauty.
that face is truly frightening.
*shudders*
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Her name is more like Lady GaG-a-me
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