What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
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Billie,
I'd be lying if I didn't admit I kinda like her boots too. *ducking*
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Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Kp on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:56pm
You forgot to mention while sipping iced coffee...
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Yes and its so fucking metal to get your nails and toes done in a spa chair! *slaps forehead* I'm really unsure how so many people can have so little self awareness.
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If I wear a band t-shirt, it's going to be one from my husband's band.
That being saidh her boots would be kind of cool in a '70's kind of way, if they were the right color, like brown.
Her parents need to be hauled in for child neglect.
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Angel,
I had a couple people tell me they thought I was "stuck up" in HS... I was like...you gotta be fucking KIDDING me? The only thing I could attribute it to was that I was painfully shy as a teen. So weird.
Miley has no excuses. She's straight up cuntry.
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Charles, my b-friend would cream herself if she had a neighbor that looked like Steve P. I'm not a fan so I'd probably have my super-soaker filled with extra tart lemonade handy for the douche.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
I GOT A NEIGHBOR WHO IS AN ABOSOLUTE FUCKING DEAD RINGER FOR STEVE PERRY
Oh Sherry.
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Yes, I am so over this whole metal faux vintage poseur tshirt fad. I wear band tshirts, but if I do I can guarantee that I have a knowledge and love of the band. I'll also buy them directly from the band's website so most if not all of my money go straight to the source. Also if my shirts werent bought by me at an actual concert they were given to me by older folks who were lucky enough to be able to go.
I dunno who keeps making these shirts, but its really getting fucking old. Can Miley name one fucking Iron Maiden song? I bet if you ask she'll say, "Iron Man."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:44pm.
okay NOW I'M PISSED family guy's a repeat and god damn american dad isn't even on. fuck!
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I feel you, hunny. That doesn't spell good news for me either, in a coupla days:(
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Miley Cyrus looks like she enjoys fisting. In her big cavernous mouf.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
@Charles Manson: And that is why we love you...
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okay NOW I'M PISSED family guy's a repeat and god damn american dad isn't even on. fuck!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I GOT A NEIGHBOR WHO IS AN ABOSOLUTE FUCKING GODDAMN DEAD RINGER FOR FUCKING STEVE PERRY. LOOKS EXACTLY FUCKING LIKE HIM. KEEP ON TRYING TO GET HIM TO FUCKING SING BUT HE WONT FUCKING DO IT.
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Ha! I liked everyone ok...I was just askeery and weird;p In fact, I met this guy during a class project in the later years and he said he always thought I was a snob - that I wouldn't have talked to him if he said "Hi". I was like: I thought y'all hated me. LOL!
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She is definitely going to mature into one fat hilljilly.
oh, and that look is soooo edgy rolls eyes
What a lame wannabe, I wish she would just fuck off already.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:29pm.
She's punk, y'all!
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Haha! I did the torn/black fishnet stockings with frilly/layered ruffled mini-skirts as a teen (for a while I even wore a safety pin in my pierced ear...ohhhhhhh so edgy lmao). I also listened to Black Sabbath and Def Leppard before they became 'cool'. Yeah. I was one of the uber UNpopular/stoner/dorks in 'high' school who hated all the 'socie' snobby girls. Surprised? No? Me neither. The 'rah-rahs' were the worst, cruelest, catty, phony bitches evvah. :P
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Now I'm even more annoyed; I know someone who owns that ring she's wearing on her wedding finger and that thing isn't cheap, yet somehow she makes it look like it came out of a vending machine.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I wish the metal shirt as fashion trend would fucking die. My husband hasn't worn a band shirt in years cause he doesn't want to look like a poser/14 year old girl.
She is already a pie face and it looks like the start of a dangerously big ass.
between her fat face and her huge ass mouth, i'm ready to go out and lay in the snow, suicide eskimo style.
fuck me, i can't spell.
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Submitted by sammyking on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:27pm
all i know is that i wrong for you to come here and post your fucking spam all over the place. Try Just Jared. they LOOOOOOOOOVE your phising scam.
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Miley is so rock 'n roll.
She's punk, y'all!
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:16pm.
For some reason these photos of this spoiled, annoying, of-dubious-talent famewhore sitting there getting her nails and feet done like some pampered princess while wearing that hideous assortment of affectatious clothing while yakking into her cellphone and sucking down the prerequisite STARBUCKS, totally enrages me.
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Totally feel you, but the workers looking slightly annoyed amuses me. Something aggrevating about knowing this child has made more money from being a Disney whore than I can even imagine dressing like a vagabond-makes me want to throttle her.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
God I hate this ass.
Her mouth is always open.
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Skeery.
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I don't fault Miley Cyrus for this outfit...I fault her friend who actually let her walk out the house lookin' like a broke down crack whore..and then she actually walked around town with her. Who cares if she is famous, if that was my friend I would have told her staright up that she looks like a dime bag whore and she is crazzy if she thinks I'm gonna be seen in public with her...and those boots, the boots...just why?!
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I had a pair of white leather fringe cowboy boots when I was 16. I wore them with a jeans mini skirt and tight white tshirt. (it was 1986)
It was wrong on so many levels.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:54pm.
Damn those formal redneck customs.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:38pm.
Note to Miley: Next time you're being groped by a cousin in the back of a 73 Plymouth Duster, try not to snag your leggings on the seat belt buckle.
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It's Miley's Junior Prom already? Hope he got her a corsage.
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Nah, it was just a typical Saturday night outside the Honky Tonk. Junior prom is reserved for first cousins.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:38pm.
Hate when that happens. Dropped a jello shot on a floor mat once. Well I THINK it was a floor mat...
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:38pm.
Note to Miley: Next time you're being groped by a cousin in the back of a 73 Plymouth Duster, try not to snag your leggings on the seat belt buckle.
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It's Miley's Junior Prom already? Hope he got her a corsage.
Miley Cryprus, or whatever the hell her name is, is very unfortunate looking. She looks like she is going to hit her 20s and balloon up, probably after the sex tape she made at 16 surfaces.
Submitted by death2douches on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:32pm.
This picture just transitioned me right back into bulimia. Thanks, MK! :D
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I know bulimia is not funny but allow me to take exception for just a moment here.
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Note to Miley: Next time you're being groped by a cousin in the back of a 73 Plymouth Duster, try not to snag your leggings on the seat belt buckle.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I hope she is saving some money & her daddy isnt hoarding it all because she is going to need it when she grows out of her cutsie little girl face & her regular, boring big girl face makes its appearance & ruins her career. It already has that soccer mom quality to it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:29pm.
I was gonna suggest that rodent girl trim her claws before she tries to slide her paws into them again.
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Miley needs those claws to built her dam.
This picture just transitioned me right back into bulimia. Thanks, MK! :D
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
I was gonna suggest that rodent girl trim her claws before she tries to slide her paws into them again.
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Team Valtrex, that's some harsh, but funny shit.
Just the way Dlisted sluts like it.
Damn, Billy Ray tore the fuck out of those leggings, maybe he should take off the spurs before he takes his next ride.
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@Radio Siren
Ya, I know what you mean. But I will be willing to take it a step further. Young people today really have absoultely no idea how majical and wonderful the 70's and 80's were. No cell phones. No computers. No Ipods. If you had to make a call and really needed to reach someone, pull over at the 7-11 and drop a dime. Otherwise, you ain't talking to the person. And if they are not home, oh well. You'll have to catch up with them in the morning or afternoon if they are home. GOOD TIMES!!!!
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I know that's probably a big wad of gum crammed in her enormous gaping maw, but it looks like she has teeth all the way around. Shut your pie hole, you hillbilly!
For some reason these photos of this spoiled, annoying, of-dubious-talent famewhore sitting there getting her nails and feet done like some pampered princess while wearing that hideous assortment of affectatious clothing while yakking into her cellphone and sucking down the prerequisite STARBUCKS, totally enrages me.
Hold it right there, Possum Child! This is the last fucking straw! I admit I was rocking the Iron Maiden t-shirt when I was in 6th grade and thought I was a badass....but that's because Iron Maiden was hot shit when I was a 6th grader. Don't tell me Miley Cyrus knows the first thing about Iron Maiden. And yeah, I dressed like that too, from the calves up, but I wouldn't have been caught dead in those fringy country-whore boots when I was into metal. I wouldn't have been caught dead in them when I was into punk, either. If she was really as hardcore as she thinks she is she would have fucking better known better! Ugh, I'm sorry, but I can't stand these little hookers of today who think they know anything about 70s, 80s, or 90s fashion. /rant over
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