What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
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Reminiscent of LiLo. This is not a good thing....
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Mander May: Rory Kennedy did a fascinating documentary years ago the people of the Appalachian region...
go git urself a bottel of sum of yore frends moonshine and wartch the doCumintery...u wont be disapointeded...i promiss!
Back in a former life, i was a mental health counselor in rural mississippi, my home state...i was called by social services to do an assessment on a family of 6 severely mentally retarded people that lived on the county line...they ranged in age from 60's to 19yrs...the first thing i was told was that the grandmother had all their teeth pulled so that they didn't have to go to the dentist...the youngest, we'll call him kenny, was a paraplegic(sp?) who used to crawl off and get lost...the sheriff found him down by a creek one time after two days...they had no running water, but had plenty of rats, roaches, holes in the floors, dirty matresses, big box fans with no covers, and skinnny dogs...i knew it was bad when the sheriff told me we had to go out in the morning to avoid the heat, because you couldn't even stand on the porch because of the stench in the afternoon...i won't even tell you about the rest...those people could have used some moonshine and had i had some in my possession that day, i'd have turned it up like one of Granny Clamped's "medicine" jugs
I'm sorry...I know it's Sunday and all, but is one post about this gape-mawed rodentwhore all we're going to get? Ugh.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Another rough night working the corner, Miley? Looks like it.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh dear. I wonder if she knows she has massive holes in her stockings.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
Those are Miley's weed-whacking tights.
This bitch is so metal, because the scabies are eating holes in her clothes. Nothing says hard core like Disney.
What is sad is all the daddies that jack off to their daughter's HannaMontanna backpacks.
Drunken Incestual Mountainfolk sounds like a good time. I have tried moonshine it's something that you only drink in severe moderation. Think Everclear 190 Pure Grain times twelve.
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If the river was vodka and I were a duck I'd dive to the bottom and never come up, but the river isn't vodka and I'm not a duck. So slide me a bottle and shut the FUCK up!!
Drink till he is doable, then drink a few more just to be sure!!
It's the kind of outfit you end up with after a night of drinking.
luckycharms: vodka is always a good choice for good times...however, white lightning is another name for "moonshine"
DEFINITION OF MOONSHINE: Moonshine is any distilled spirit made in an unlicensed still.
Kentucky, the whole Appalachian region, the South, or "hillbilly" country in the good ole' US of A is best known for this homemade brew.
WARNING: moonshine is like gazillion proof liquor; for real, it can be dangerous to drink cuz ignorant rednecks can put all kinds of shit in there to make it more potent.
Picture the movie Deliverance; them ole' boys wuz prolly makin' moonshine...
as my friend from itawamba county, ms used to say, "you gotta check them eyes"...inbreeding and moonshining often run in families
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:29pm.
Hey ho! Smart packing tips.
Is that John Ritter in your avie or Val Kilmer, pre-bloat? Sorry, I had Lasik and still can't see!!
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:14pm.
Bwahahaha!! I bow to your superior snark.
Or maybe she's about to swallow her retainer?
(Hillbillies tend not to know nuffin bout no birf control.)
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
I just watched Billy Ray in a mocumentary on the History Channel on Moonshinin and Pot Growin in KY. I think Miley got this outfit from some of those mountain folk.
If the river was vodka and I were a duck I'd dive to the bottom and never come up, but the river isn't vodka and I'm not a duck. So slide me a bottle and shut the FUCK up!!
Drink till he is doable, then drink a few more just to be sure!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:24pm.
THE LEASE TO WHAT. DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING GODDAMN COOL KNEW PLACE WE CAN GET FUCKING DRUNK AS HELL AT. JUST MAKE GODDAMN FUCKING SURE YOU HAVE A GOOD SIZED FUCKING BOTTLE OFF FUCKING SMIRNOFF PARKED RIGHT FUCKING BESIDE THAT MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE MAKER. AND A VERY FUCKING SMALL HOLE THRU YOUR MOTHERFUCKING UPSTAIRS SCREEN SO I CAN PLUCK OFF THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING DRUG DEALERS.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:24pm.
Lucky you! I love moving. Out with the old and in with the new. Such a good opp to throw out crap and move into a place that is either clean or you can clean it easily before everything is unpacked.
unsolicited helpful hint - pack your breakables in towels, sheets, blankets etc. I always used to wash stuff that had been wrapped in newspaper or plastic.
ooh and best place for good boxes - your local audio/visual store. monitor boxes are fabu.
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Suck it cat h8trs
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send your wife out of town next weekend, I want to make sweet love to you.
on topic.
well, wish me luck, I just signed the lease and I'm out like shout on Feb first.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
A pair a biker shorts would have been a nice touch.
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - it.
guys, quit it! I'm a little backed up here!!
the teeth are veneers aka fake.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:09pm.
Please refer to my previous entry for one hypothesis.
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Only Great Whites have that capability. Great Whites are highly intelligent. Miley Cyrus is no Great White. I think it's a Nuva-Ring and the dumb bitch put it in the wrong orifice.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
She's practicing for when she gets that eventual job at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch when she's legal.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:08pm.
What in hairy old hell is that half-ring of something in the back of Miley's mouth??
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Please refer to my previous entry for one hypothesis.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
SHE LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THE FUCKING LEAST SHE COULD DO IS PUT ON A FUCKING GODDAMN PAIR OF HIP JEANS AND FUCKING BELT BUCKLE WITH BROWN FUCKING GODDAMN FRINGE BOOTS AND A ZEPPELIN SHIRT. FUCK. IF YOU WANT TO DO RETRO DO IT FUCKING CORRECTLY. DAMN.
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I'm not sure how to be any more clear. If you ARE period then I would ask you to not address me. If you AREN'T her then I'm happy to talk to you. But if you're not her then why haven't you just come out and said it? That's my point. She hurt and infuriated a lot of people on here, myself included.
What in hairy old hell is that half-ring of something in the back of Miley's mouth??
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - it.
Just say your shit and sit down. And be done with it.
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These, my dear, are words to live by.
That said, could we PLEEZ discuss Miley's teef sitch. WHY does she have three rows of teeth like a SHARK???
*sits down having said my shit*
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:52pm.
Sug,
What'd I do? Surrrrrrrrrsly?
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No, no, no! Nothing! I haven't read back at all so I don't know what's being said. I was just saying if you ARE that person then stay away from me. I didn't say I KNOW you are. I've not seen you say anything period-like but I haven't been here much lately. Don't mind me. Carry on.
Miley Cyrus is going to make BloHan look like a dream by the time she's BloHan's age. This one here may not do drugs but she's already a monster and her parents have no one but themselves to blame.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:39pm.
ya know, too much of that white lightning will do this kind of shit to a family
By white lightning do you mean vodka? Because I could sure use a bottle or two right now.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Sug,
What'd I do? Surrrrrrrrrsly? I mean...I got cornered and so I attacked back after everyone called MY picture a skank sooooooo uhhhhhh yeah...I went a lil' overboard but it was New Years and I was tanked and actin' a FOOL. Sowwy. If some of you never forgive me I'll understand. I don't like fightin'. It's not fun AT ALL.
When I'm nice to everyone then I'm accused of being "TOO NICE"... I've given up trying to please people. Fekk it!
Miley can suck it. She's gonna be one ugly old lady in five...four...three...two...
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:43pm.
I knew you loved me! I knew it! Now it's official! *smooooooooooooch* :D
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Well hold on here now, missy. If you ARE period, you best stay far away from me and you know why. Otherwise, smooches back. When I said noooooooo I meant please not HER again. I don't know YOU well enough to moan over. LOL
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Oh goodness, I didn't know you were one in the same. I am soooo late!
** On topic**
I am not too bad around guys, but if it is someone I like I get really shy.
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:40pm.
*moaning in pain* Oh please nooooooooo.
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I knew you loved me! I knew it! Now it's official! *smooooooooooooch* :D
Miley does have a big ol' gapin' maw. Lurvely.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Sayonara on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:37pm.
Dot (.) is that you?!
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*moaning in pain* Oh please nooooooooo.
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So what if some of the crayons are missing; use the ones still in the box. Maybe the world needs a purple horse.
Speaking of shyness, I was absolutely terrified to get up into front of a group of people and speak up until about 5 years ago. I just loathed speech day in HS and college and would always hope they called my name the next day. But then it suddenly dawned on me that people really don't give a fuck. Those people are probably more distressed and bored having to listen to your crap than you are distressed having to deliver it. Just say your shit and sit down. And be done with it.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
ya know, too much of that white lightning will do this kind of shit to a family
Sayo,
Yes, hon. Dot/Pip atchyerservice! I let everyone know when I changed my username but some of you might have missed my announcement. :)
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:35pm.
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Dot (.) is that you?!
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Somebody deserves to get shanked for doing this shit to this girl...i'm filing down my tooth brush right now...getting ready for a hillbilly fight...i'm guessing one of the cyrus folk can be held directly responsible for this fucknit-ary
Why you gotta pick the picture with her mouth open SO wide that you can see her tonsils!? GROSS! Her look is SO confused, she probably doesn't know who Iron Maiden is even AND those blue fringed boots are FUG! It's like WTF happened to you?! I don't get those torn up tights, is it supposed to be hot in a post-punk way or is this reminiscent of the walk of shame after getting wasted last nite? (I just saw a girl walk done the street in a similar ensemble except she was wearing shorts, which I get even LESS as a fashion statement these days...)
STFU!!!
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:24pm.
luckycharms & Angel,
I outgrew most of my shyness with age and getting comfortable in my own skin ...
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I am still dealing with my shyness.
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"
Submitted by Dollface on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
I had a pair of white leather fringe cowboy boots when I was 16. I wore them with a jeans mini skirt and tight white tshirt. (it was 1986
Hahaaaaa. In 1981 I had this leopord print mini skirt with a matching top and suede boots up to my almost knees with fringe coming off the top of the boots!
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
luckycharms & Angel,
I outgrew most of my shyness with age and getting comfortable in my own skin but I'm still a lil' introverted but I'm a complete goofball, loud guffawing clown in the privacy of my own home though. Imagine that? hehe
Sometimes shy people are misinterpreted as 'aloof' or 'low-self esteemed'...when in reality some shy people just don't care to make a big, loud splash. I'm a huge fan of 'quiet' because 'quiet' means 'peace' to me...well, unless it's the calm before the storm.
Miley is still in the 'trying to find herself' phase. Unfortunately, the harder you try to be cool the more embarrassingly desperate it looks.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 3:25pm.
Damn, Billy Ray tore the fuck out of those leggings, maybe he should take off the spurs before he takes his next ride.
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Gotdam, TV! You took it to the incest level and got graphic with it. You are one crazy clown like what's his name on your pic (who i still believe is John Wayne Gasey)
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:51pm.
Angel,
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Re: quiet peeps:
Absolutely. And as a naturally loud person I go out of my way to make space for them:)
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"We fucked up, let us in the club."
These hos always manage to dress as much more of a spectacle than their friends. Do you think they plan that? Like say: O no! Don't wear that! Orange looks AWFUL on you!
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:57pm
I dunno, after seeing it's effects on Brit Brit, those frappacinos must be some toxic stuff!
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Doesn't this inbred dumpling ever keep her mouth closed?!
Iron Maiden...heh. This is as bad as Lohan wearing a Motorhead shirt.
Lemmy would have to smack both of them.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 5:02pm.
I have more of a problem with the ripped tights than any other part of her outfit.
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Puleeeze tell me Paris Hilton didn't say what's in your siggy.
That girl is a boil on the bum of humanity.
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Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:51pm.
Angel,
I had a couple people tell me they thought I was "stuck up" in HS... I was like...you gotta be fucking KIDDING me? The only thing I could attribute it to was that I was painfully shy as a teen. So weird.
I feel you and know exactly what you are talking about. I was really, really shy also in HS and often times had people misinterprate it as snobiness. Sorry for my spelling. It has never been a strong point with me. But that was 25 years ago and I have moved on and learned to direct my gentle and quite ways towards those who are ready to accept them. As ironic as it might seem, there is a lot of room out there for small and quite people.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
I have more of a problem with the ripped tights than any other part of her outfit.
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Submitted by Dollface on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
I had a pair of white leather fringe cowboy boots when I was 16. I wore them with a jeans mini skirt and tight white tshirt. (it was 1986)
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You are forgiven! It was the 80's! LOL
"It's unbelievable... Biggie Smalls is the illest"