What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:15pm.
DONT MAKE IT ANYMORE FUCKING GODDAMN COMPLICATED THAT IT HAS TO BE. GO OVER WITH AN AX AND BUST DOWN THE MOTHERFUCKING FRONT DOOR AND HAUL HIM OUT BY HIS FUCKING BALLS. AND THEN GET THREE MOTHERFUCKING INDUSTRIAL SIZED DUMPSTERS AND TURN THE FUCKING HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN AND FUCKING EMPTY IT. THEN TELL THE MOTHERFUCKER YOU WILL BE GODDAMN CHECKING UP ON HIS ASS ONCE A WEEK AND DONT PULL THE GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT AGAIN.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:32pm.
You'd have to get him under guardianship. That's what my folks did with my brother.
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Good night folks! It's been fun.
I'm so ashamed. I forgot how much I loved the "Donny and Marie" show and here I am making fun of Miley?
I even had a girlie crush on the purple socked doofus with the helmet hair.
I AM 'officially' a DORK.
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Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by char on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:25pm.
I only call them like I see them...I'm calling attention whore on this Bitch. Who the fuck goes to Trader Joes dressed like a hooker???
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Amazingly, many women dress up to go to the supermarket. It's all about the clothes. I really love seeing the flabby bitch whores come in during the summer months with their beach cover ups and their asses hanging out. This isn't even a resort town. This is the friggen burbs!
Men look in the mirror and see Tom Selleck. Women look in the mirror and see Roseanne Barr.
I only call them like I see them...I'm calling attention whore on this Bitch. Who the fuck goes to Trader Joes dressed like a hooker???_
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
WTF?! If you're gonna rip off a 70s/80s highschool rocker look at least get it right! Where's the Malborough Reds tucked under her tee sleeve? The Rizlers and stash bulge in her stockings? Pfft, Amateur.
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I'm sorry to hear that luckycharms. Are there any friends or co-workers that might be able to talk to him? Sometimes 'outsiders' can get through to someone better than those who are more emotionally invested.
Sometimes clutter is depression as well. I'm learning more about some of the anti-depressants and they can help lessen the anxiety that creates the obsessive behavior. He needs to want to get help though.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:42pm.
reported.
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:38pm.
@ luckycharms
Is it filth or clutter? Is there any kind of 'infestations'. Apartment or house? History of mental illness or OCD? Hoarder? Any addictions? Has anyone talked to him about it?
Sorry all the questions but sometimes there are other underlying factors
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He has a private home with extreme clutter and filth and no one else envolved except maybe a couple of cats. It is in south Florida so I am almost certain there must also be a roach infestation. He has no substance addictions but I highly suspect OCD on some level. Impossible to break through to him. Any help would have to be forced, or just it all crumble down around him
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
MK, enough already! This thread has gone way too far, with all the horrifying inbreeding stories, aaaahhhhh!!!! Please post another topic so that us sluts could discuss other sluts besides Ugly Miley.
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:09pm.
Or maybe he's having a real life or something!
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I want one of those!
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
"Be sure to have an exacto knife/boxcutter in your purse."
Thanks, angel_i. These are more words to live by.
Esp after reading all these "Hills Have Eyes" posts.
Yikes. I may not sleep tonight.
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I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem.--MK
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:00pm.
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Or maybe he's having a real life or something! It's sad, but I live for this shit!
Angel_i
I know, I can't believe MK made us look at this over-pounded twatface all day long.
I don't want to -gasp- criticize MK, and he's still the fucking best out there, but I have noticed that the posts per day average seems to be getting way smaller lately. Maybe I'm just crazy, but I swear the past two-four months have seemed skimp on the posts.
EDIT: sorry on the DP, my finger fucking spazzed
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Angel_i
I know, I can't believe MK made us look at this over-pounded twatface all day long.
I don't want to -gasp- criticize MK, and he's still the fucking best out there, but I have noticed that the posts per day average seems to be getting way smaller lately. Maybe I'm just crazy, but I swear the past two-four months have seemed skimp on the psots.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Those boots belong to the Jersey loving smurf...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:58pm.
Wow, you hos be working hard up in here! Good work, hos!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
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Angel, that is GENIUS!!! I love it!
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
@ joe schmoe
ABSOLUTELY!
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Dear Lord thank you for making me mildly fucked up and not totally.
Amen
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With all due respect I think he forgot our Open Post today...or he forgot to say Open Post on this cuz really, how long did he think we were gonna talk about some ripped tights and a poser shirt. I mean - it's not like she's Angelina! If Angelina was wearing that, well - we could do THAT all day!
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
i wanna go back to talking about packing tips with TITS
packing tips are more fun less disturbing!
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:47pm
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You are so right. After being in places like that, suddenly your own *normal* existence doesn't seem nearly so dull.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:55pm
Sometimes you just don't know what to do. Sick world we live in.
Wow, you hos be working hard up in here! Good work, hos!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Fuck you don't even have to be a social worker to see all types of situations where parents shouldn't have kids. Just last week a crazy hick mom came to my work with her son, screaming and cussing at him, and then freaked the fuck out when we wouldn't give her a free chocolate milk and threw her purse at my best friend who was on register, screaming and wailing as her son looked like he wanted to die. I screamed at her to leave and we had to get mall security over. Looking back I should have called CPS, too, because I kept thinking that if his mom acted like this in public, his home live must be a hell on earth.
OH P.S. - The mom seemed scared of my rage and started ranting that she "forgot to take her nerve pills" when I called her out for being a psycho bitch and called security.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:47pm
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There are MANY places that most of us have never EVER seen and have no concept WHATSOEVER of how people live.
In my naiive youth I had a b/f who used to go to NY for his drugs and would take me into 'shooting galleries' Stupid fuck that I was, I half expected someone to ask me if I wanted tea and fucking crimpetts.
The more I see 'out there', the more 'in here' is fine with me.
Luckycharms: first of all, be careful what you share in these things...i been watching Dlisted for awhile before i posted, and i know these crazy people aint crazy cuz they know they're crazy...it's the people that don't know they're crazy that you gotta look out for
second, you must be a kind person to help your bro...in addition, i can tell you're nice cuz for some reason you think that i'm smart enough to give you a decent answer to this
All that being said, I dont think this is appropriate for a miley outfit analysis thread!
Okay, dammit...go over to the open post hosted by Slash thread.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:45pm.
Zappy, that is truly scary. Don't you have some kind of an ordinance (for lack of a better word)
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I think ordinance is EXACTLY the right word
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Is that an ordinance for a house filled with caca or a house filled with inbreds? I think you can have as many inbreds in your house as you want, as for caca..call the Health Department.
As for the house filled with stuff, there might be some other pysch issues going on.
one of my very best friends is a social worker, and for awhile she had a job where she went to a house to see if it was fit for children..
so anyway, she left this one house, was on the highway heading back, and she started itching and freaking out.. she pulled over, and she had cockroaches in her clothing. she's in the breakdown lane stripping down to her undies...
she got another job after that..
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Luckycharms
If he really does have a ton of cats, you could call the Humane Society or something...I really can't think of who to call about hoarding, it's not illegal unless there are tons of animals involved, or if he's so far gone that you can gain medical power of attorney.
Zappy,
that is fucking crazy. You never know what's going on in people's homes. There is a house like that in my town, I don't know what the whole deal is but I do know that there is a family that sits on their dilapidated porch all day, 50% are in wheelchairs and they all seem at least mildly retarded, very backwoods and hillbilly looking. Makes me wonder if they aren't creepy ass inbreds, too.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Thanks, Tits!
I'm staying of the positive. renting is awesome. shit breaks, it's not your problem. and the guy who manages the place is right next door and I get to keep my doggie..
I have an indelible marker to use on my boxes. I'm really only taking half my shit with me.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:45pm.
Zappy, that is truly scary. Don't you have some kind of an ordinance (for lack of a better word)
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I think ordinance is EXACTLY the right word.
I actually read ordinances for a living.
Don't ask.
Please.
Just don't.
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Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:32pm
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Wow...I used to have to go to some pretty hairy places in a job I had years ago, but nothing as bad as that. One of my worst experiences was going to a trailer (with the cops) to interview kids there, after they had received a report of the kids being in danger. The tard parents had two PYTHONS slithering around, a couple of ferrets, and several exotic type reptiles - and two children under the age of two. Jesus. I don't mind snakes but the ferrets were a deal-breaker.
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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." ~ Mark Twain.
Zappy, that is truly scary. Don't you have some kind of an ordinance (for lack of a better word) that requires them to be identified to all their neighbours? There's a site you can look up and it gives you names, pictures, addresses etc. of convicted sex offenders. Sorry, but I can't remember what it's called, maybe someone else here knows? There were 400 plus in my area.
Submitted by luckycharms on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:32pm.
Is there anything that can be done to force somebody to live in a cleaner environment?
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Unless his place is declared a public nuisance or a public health hazard nothing can be done.
Hoarding and cluttering is some crazy shit.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
@ grape
Real life is far more frightening than the stuff we see in the media. I wonder how much insanity goes on that we never find out about. We found out in December that my next door neighbor was pedophile. We were shocked, to say the least.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:23pm.
you want em? you got em.
(sorry about your house, I hope it turns out to be a good thing)
save a unique box(es) for your immediate needs items (coffee, underwear etc) or draw some easily identifiable design on ALL side of a box so you can spot it. Same with your food boxes of items that have to be refrigerated. (learned that one the hard way) You can get rolls of packing tape that are coloured or patterned. easier to use that for room specific boxes too. MUCH EASIER than writing on boxes especially if you're reusing ones.
For the boxes above be sure to pack a place setting with silverware and glass/mug, kettle and think about what your first 2-3 meals will consist of so you have that ready at hand. Pack your immediate needs boxes like you're going camping - towel, toilet paper, bedding, 2 changes of clothes, alarm clock etc. (once mislaid my underwear box for a week - nasty!) Moving is tiring and all you're going to want to do is bathe, shove food in your mouth then collapse.
You're going to want your cleaning stuff pretty quick too - no one EVER cleans a place to my liking and it's so much easier to clean before unpacking.
If you're using a moving company use their blankets for your large pictures/frames/mirrors. They're almost impossible to pack.
Do not buy those disposable packing tape gun things, they're shit. Get someone to borrow one from a company/shipping dept.
Be sure to have an exacto knife/boxcutter in your purse.
Animals? put them in one room with a radio, water, litter, a familiar towel/blanket and a closed door until you're a bit settled in.
Are you using a moving company, friends or what? I done all and have diff tips accordingly.
Lastly make sure you have contents insurance prior to your move. Seriously. It's when you're most likely to incur losses and damages.
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@ luckycharms
Is it filth or clutter? Is there any kind of 'infestations'. Apartment or house? History of mental illness or OCD? Hoarder? Any addictions? Has anyone talked to him about it?
Sorry all the questions but sometimes there are other underlying factors.
Zappy: that's way creepier than what i saw...that gives me the chills...Damn!
IG: i got all kinds of crazy stories like that...the scary thing is that it's true...the mental health field is just like that, pretty mentally fucked up
OCD: thank you for that info! i've looked for that thing for years
Sorry all for getting off topic and long-winded
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:28pm.
Based on what my brother told me, the nurse had known a FEW others had lived in the house. Some of them never showed themselves when she came to check on the patient. When my brother came, he was a new face. They weren't used to having visitors apparently. Maybe they wanted to have his bebbehs.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:08pm.
Back in a former life, i was a mental health counselor in rural mississippi,
I'm going to break off from the light side and talk serious. I have an adult brother that I am certain is living in very bad clutter and squalor. He is 45 with no one else living with him but I suspect he may have several cats. My parents are upper middle class with a clean home and I keep my home extremely clean also. But no one has been in my brother's home for over ten years and we are very certain it is enormously filthy. My husband and I, along with my parents, have secretly contacted DCF but they seem to be real unresponsive. Is there anything that can be done to force somebody to live in a cleaner environment?
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
She looks like a beat up hooker... seriously buy some new pantyhose, bitch is rich and still looks like shit!
Zappy's story is straight up scary. WTF? There were just tons of inbreds in the basement that flooded out and smiled and touched these people? How did the nurse not know that the house was full of inbreds to begin with?
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:24pm.
LMAO. Well..there's alottta lotta fucked up folks out there! And there's even one or two on the internet prolly.
*spins around on the floor ala 'Curly' saying nyuck nyuck nyuck*
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 7:20pm.
@ grapedrinkbaby
HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS!!
you mean there's some truth to that stereotype?
oh appropriate these posts are in a miley cyrus thread eh? LOLOL
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 6:24pm.
THE LEASE TO WHAT. DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING GODDAMN COOL KNEW PLACE WE CAN GET FUCKING DRUNK AS HELL AT. JUST MAKE GODDAMN FUCKING SURE YOU HAVE A GOOD SIZED FUCKING BOTTLE OFF FUCKING SMIRNOFF PARKED RIGHT FUCKING BESIDE THAT MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE MAKER. AND A VERY FUCKING SMALL HOLE THRU YOUR MOTHERFUCKING UPSTAIRS SCREEN SO I CAN PLUCK OFF THOSE GODDAMN FUCKING DRUG DEALERS.
Well, I can ply you with booze, but sadly, no drug dealers in my hood. you can shoot at the garbage cans, I'm sure.
TITS
thanks, fantastic Idea! Keep em coming, I'm actually losing my home of twenty years as a result of fucking dubya and the mortgage crisis.
yeah, I know, me and everyone else on the planet, but it still sucks.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Jiggy, I've moved so many times (cross country too) I can be packed and ready to go in 24 hrs. Loves it.
Bill Hicks. Prepare to fall in love: http://www.gavinsblog.com/revelations.htm
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@ grapedrinkbaby
My brother used to train nurses who in turn would train homebound patients on medical equipment/devices.
There was one house in particular that this nurse begged my brother to go with her. She said she always felt like she was being watched in there and couldn't explain it.
When my brother and the nurse got there, he was alarmed because the house was built in what appeared to be a crater. Some parts of the house were closed off and new additions were added on.
When they walked in, he immediately felt like something was amiss. He felt like someone was watching him and when he looked down (the house was old and the heating grates were on the floor) he saw someone looking up at him. At first he jumped WTF! Then slowly people started filing in from the basement, looking at him and touching him, smiling (WTF). He said there were ages 16 to about 60 years old in varying stages of intellectual disability (mentally retarded). Two of the women were even pregnant.
He said it was a family of inbreds. In Jersey we call them the 'Jackson Whites'. He was pretty freaked out.
It's a great documentary and it was still available on Youtube not that long ago.
grape, that sounds fascinating but disturbing in an I-know-it's-a-car-crash-but-I-can't-help-but-look kinda way. Holy crap, I can't even imagine!