What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
P.S. - Paging Chris Hansen! Paging Chris Hansen! Your assistant is needed in thumbnail #1.
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She might be a hick, but she is also 16. Let her grow into it.
I mean, it goes from this to the inapropriate dress at the Golden Globes. Hopefully she will set herself straight when she becomes an a adult in a few years time and will dress with more sophistication.
PS MK, where is your lazy ass. I miss it. What, was it like two posts today?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:13pm.
TV: oh hell no! the Appalachian Sensation
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That's gonna be her porn name as soon as she convinces her first cousin to appear on camera.
I thought they'd refined that to Ms. Appa Fellation Sinsation.
I'm glad she's familiarizing herself with the shopping cart in the first thumbnail, she'll be living out of one before she's 20.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dammit, you guys got me laughing so hard, i gotta get my asthma inhaler again
TITS,
Because he broke my wittle heart again. Although for the very last time.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:13pm.
TV: oh hell no! the Appalachian Sensation
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That's gonna be her porn name as soon as she convinces her first cousin to appear on camera.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TV: oh hell no! the Appalachian Sensation
heehee
sounds like the newest addition to the WWF lineup
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
She's perfectly dressed for her covershoot as the new spokesmodel for Appalachian Sensation bodyspray
Yep, smells like patchouli and 'possum stew.
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and inbreeding
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
You are only young once. So I say Rock on Miley... Girl has the publicity thing down!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:09pm.
Mrsk- are you Posh? size 24 is ridiculously tiny.
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I am often mistaken for her.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:11pm.
TITS,
Tell me you are on the job??!!
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The carriage thing? Remind me again - I need motivating - why do I want to pick up and crush a bald fat fuck?
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Suck it cat h8trs
TITS,
Tell me you are on the job??!!
O/T...TEETH.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
She's perfectly dressed for her covershoot as the new spokesmodel for Appalachian Sensation bodyspray
Yep, smells like patchouli and 'possum stew.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:08pm.
She's perfectly dressed for her covershoot as the new spokesmodel for Appalachian Sensation bodyspray.
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Thank you for one more thing to add to my "DO NOT BUY" list.
How you doing, hunka man? Please don't tell me Miley is REALLY on your mind. That's not right, mistah.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:05pm.
I am loving the new avie, baby girl!
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Thanks! That's my "just peekin' in to say hi 'cause I be hitting the purple drank since the mimosas wore off" look.
ON T: All Miley is lacking are a pack of cigs, lighter and one cig hanging from her mouth to complete that swamp trash look.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:52pm.
Yo' chuckie manson:
what's up with the all caps thing?
YO MAN WAS UP. I TYPE THIS WAY BECAUSE I FUCKING ONLY HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS LEFT. I LIKE YOUR FUCKING HAT.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:55pm.
I am loving the new avie, baby girl!
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You do know she has a hand up her ass right?
From the expression today I think it's a cold hand in need of a manicure.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:45pm.
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I understand what you're saying but the fact remains that no straight guy is going to look at your shoes and go "OMG! Are those Jimmy Choo?"\
And let's be honest. What is the point of wearing Jimmy Choo's if no one is going to notice?
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*little sock monkey hands on hips* *strutting around in my Jimmy Choo suede boots with beaded fringe* *pointing at the Dlisted crowd a la Dlisted superslut* You likey? lol
*sock monkey hug & smooches* Hi! Mrs. K!
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Oh, Socky...you know you bought those ghetto ass boot leg Jimmy Choos off some dude on the street corner with a spread of cheap merchandise on a blanket, sayin' "Yo, yo, yo, foxy mama check it out...I got some genuine Roladex watches, some Cucci bags, some Jinny Choos...What? No, mama try em own...Oh yeah, sista...Uh, huh, work it girl! You know you gotta take those homes...I'll make a special deal wi'chu...$29.00? They the real thing baybay...Ain't gonna git nothin' like that nowhere else..."
Psssht...I know cuz I bought 2 pair....*hanging head in tiger shame*....But look at my shiney new genuine Roladex watch...No, it's real, it came with papers of authenticity and shit!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What the hell, MK? You leave us with this redneck fuckwit to stare at all day? Happy Sunday to you, too.
Mrsk- are you Posh? size 24 is ridiculously tiny.
lol
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
She's perfectly dressed for her covershoot as the new spokesmodel for Appalachian Sensation bodyspray.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
CTH - one last TITS Tip. (ew)
Put sticky foam strips of weatherstripping around your front door to block out sounds - yours and the outside world.
Hope this hasn't bored anyone - don't report my off topic ass 'kay?!
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:04pm.
it's true! I wear a size 8 and right now I am rockin' some size 18 Lucky Jeans.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:55pm.
I am loving the new avie, baby girl!
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
If a woman tells me she likes my dress or whatever I am much more flattered.
But honestly, I am usually wearing baggy jeans and a stained last season's LIFE IS GOOD T-shirt I bought at TJ Maxx.
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uh, yeah.
No way we're buying that Mrs K.
No Way Jose!
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Suck it cat h8trs
Oxa,
HoBrit! I love it! How about HoBritHilton? Too much?
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:52pm.
Yo' chuckie manson:
what's up with the all caps thing?
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I'm normally against the "ALL CAPS" thing because it appears as if you're shouting (all hypothetical of course), but I honestly don't think I could comprehend Charles without his ALL CAPS now. I dunno how he does it but he makes it work. lol
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:45pm.
I hate those douchey little whores who wear the rock band tees to look edgy when they don't even know who the fuck they are or heard one song by them.
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You knooow she thinks the tee says ironing maid.
I know chipmunk chompers is just a kid but all she needs are some high heels on the boots and ciggy hanging out of her gob and VOILA! Sexhooker.
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I think she does not get enough attention, poor thing coukd end up the next Britney or Hohan.
I will call her HoBrit.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:52pm.
But for real, most hos that overdress (or should I say underdress) do it for male attention.
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Absolutely, I can't disagree, however if a guy tells me I look nice I know what he's *really* thinking is "Me like your tits!!!"
If a woman tells me she likes my dress or whatever I am much more flattered.
But honestly, I am usually wearing baggy jeans and a stained last season's LIFE IS GOOD T-shirt I bought at TJ Maxx.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:45pm.
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I understand what you're saying but the fact remains that no straight guy is going to look at your shoes and go "OMG! Are those Jimmy Choo?"\
And let's be honest. What is the point of wearing Jimmy Choo's if no one is going to notice?
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*little sock monkey hands on hips* *strutting around in my Jimmy Choo suede boots with beaded fringe* *pointing at the Dlisted crowd a la Dlisted superslut* You likey? lol
*sock monkey hug & smooches* Hi! Mrs. K!
ON T: Miley needs a fashion intervention. Bitch looks dumb.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Yo' chuckie manson:
what's up with the all caps thing?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:42pm.
I don't buy the "girls dress up for other girls" horseshit
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I understand what you're saying but the fact remains that no straight guy is going to look at your shoes and go "OMG! Are those Jimmy Choo?"\
And let's be honest. What is the point of wearing Jimmy Choo's if no one is going to notice?
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haha Mrs. K, you're right, but you're thinking way too upscale! I live in West Virginia...I can see classy and elegant women maybe in NYC dressing designer to impress other fashionistas. But for real, most hos that overdress (or should I say underdress) do it for male attention.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
CTH if you're moving after being in one place for 20 years - wow. I only average 3-4 years tops.
You're going to miss the little things. Apts are notorious for cheap ass fixtures. You might want to exchange things like light switch panels, door knobs, ceiling lamps and facuets - those are usually the really crap items in a apt. You could always switch your current stuff for the crap in the new place, except if you ever leave you'd have to replace it again if you want to take it with you.
If you know the mgr ask him what the chances are that the previous tenants had fleas. Easier to flea bomb before you move in.
It's nice not having to do upkeep, but it sucks letting strangers in your home to fix stuff. Hate that.
You could walk the new neighbourhood with your dog to get him aclimatized.
If you're going to use magic markers get diff coloured ones and draw lines around the box so you can do a quick visual. boxes get stacked in corners and you can't always read the handwriting. I would colour code per room contents.
Put packing tape over the lids of things like shampoo bottles and dish soap dispensers to ensure they stay shut. haha and boxes of thumbtacks too. sigh.
If you give your dog treats you can hide treats through out the new place for him to find and be happy.
First thing to check when you move in is the fridge - is it plugged in and does it stink? People unplug to defrost and a smelly fridge will NEVER EVER stop stinking. Demand a new one if it smells.
And check the corners of cupboards for bugs, dead or alive.
oooh and see if the movers will pull out the stove so you can clean under it (and check for bugs) and move it back. those things are a bitch to move.
Where I live the apt has to be clean when you leave or you forfeit your deposit. Things that are never cleaned are cupboard doors (kitchen AND bathroom) (inside and outside) and doors. So if you're told it's clean take a white paper towel, wet it and do a spot check - place I'm in now came back and had it re-cleaned.
And check for mold when looking for bugs.
I can't tell you how important it is to do a inspection with the manager PRIOR to moving in. Even if you know him - he may not be there when you leave. Write down every scratch and mark so you don't get dinged with it when you leave.
If there's carpeting make sure it's been cleaned before you move in. Even if it's been cleaned any lingering stains, scents may come out in the first few weeks once the cleaning fluid has worn off. Professional carpet cleaners are notorious for using watered down soaps that don't accomplish anything.
I'm starting to remember those posts by tigerlilly and I about how to render a home unliveable.... hahaha
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:48pm.
I am all farklempt!!
I ♥ u, too.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
For LuckyC: i posted a comment for you on the open post hosted by Slash...i'm just trying to keep on topic (which i am horrible at!)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:42pm.
I ♥ u
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Submitted by doodlewhore on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:40pm.
Why is her mouth always open? I'm so sick of looking at her uvula.
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The corn cob, watermelon and fried chicken. Hell, my maw would be hanging open too with that kinda down home cookin'! Oh to be a hillbilly.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:36pm.
You should audition for a show we have here, 'Renovation Rescue'. You have a remarkably discerning eye for interior design combined with a surprising talent for forcing it on unsuspecting stangers. Srsly, you should consider it!
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I hate those douchey little whores who wear the rock band tees to look edgy when they don't even know who the fuck they are or heard one song by them.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Sensimina on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:42pm.
I don't buy the "girls dress up for other girls" horseshit
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I understand what you're saying but the fact remains that no straight guy is going to look at your shoes and go "OMG! Are those Jimmy Choo?"\
And let's be honest. What is the point of wearing Jimmy Choo's if no one is going to notice?
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
I was just going to ask why her damn mouth is always open. What a dirty little hillbilly.
She's rich. Can she not buy stockings that aren't all ripped up? Sheesh.
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Submitted by doodlewhore on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:40pm.
Why is her mouth always open?
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she's a cocksucker, that's why
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
I know for a fact that the only times I ever dressed up to go to mundane places were when I was attention-whoring. Now that I have a stable life and a fiance I wear jeans and sweats to buy groceries because it's fucking comfortable and I'm not looking for peen, so I don't care if peen is looking at me.
I don't buy the "girls dress up for other girls" horseshit because I sure as fuck never dressed to impress other bitches, and I sure as hell doubt that the whores I see walking the campus streets in thigh high boots and coochie skirts in -6 weather are dressing to impress their girl friends.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
There's nothing wrong with the boots but the tights and mini are prosti-tot material. And the hollering at the paps - this is one sad, maladjusted little girl. Another one for the trash heap.
The thing that looks like a third row of teeth might be some kind of protection for the cut in her throat. However the hell that happened, I can guaran-damn-tee you it didn't happen like she said.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
She's finally realized that prostitution is what is in store for her after the Hannah Montana gig is up.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Why is her mouth always open? I'm so sick of looking at her uvula.
Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:14pm.
MK, enough already! This thread has gone way too far, with all the horrifying inbreeding stories, aaaahhhhh!!!! Please post another topic so that us sluts could discuss other sluts besides Ugly Miley
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That made me chuckle aloud (even my cat flinched...my CAT as in FELINE...you dirty minders). I think our host deserves a break so I ain't bitchin' but yeah...yer right.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.