What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
P.S. - Paging Chris Hansen! Paging Chris Hansen! Your assistant is needed in thumbnail #1.
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Somebody needs to tell Miley that she can remove the dental dam when daddy finishes. Family reunion isn't until next week.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Oh my God I am so fucking bored.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:30pm.
How many muppets did they have to skin to make those boots?
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Dude, I was totally referencing "Star Trek"...not "Fraggle Rock". :O
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
yeah you ASaholes i ahouls be on the list
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:47pm.
Team V., and mike re: Minnie Pearl,
You boys are so predictable. See a lady in a straw hat with fake flowers attached and she's all immediately "hot" and "funny". So shallow.
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It was the skintight calico dresses
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mrs. K: i was funning with charles...i was doing my best to instigate a fired up response...it didn't even work...i guess he had me pegged...dammit!!!
Mrs.K.,
Darl, I did not receive your gmail. So um, mail me!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Team V., and mike re: Minnie Pearl,
You boys are so predictable. See a lady in a straw hat with fake flowers attached and she's all immediately "hot" and "funny". So shallow.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:42pm.
You mean the curtains match the drapes kinda thing
*dies from beaver overload*
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The Vadge spider farm living in her cocha did me in this week!!! Hideous.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:36pm.
Mrs. K.,
It is an old story, no? Three years am done. You have met me, I deserve better, like All Caps Jim or Charlie.
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HELL YES!!!!!
Email me at the my gmail address,'K?
Speaking of bald fat fucks I have to go make dinner for Pudge.
MUAH MUAH MUAH
later
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:30pm.
ON T: Under all that skank attire, bitch is sporting the commando look. Trust.
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You mean the curtains match the drapes kinda thing
*dies from beaver overload*
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I just hope the curtains don't match the boots. She could at least braid that shit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:40pm.
And abnormally hot!
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well, that was the hot flashes...see the Open Post Thread.
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:30pm.
ON T: Under all that skank attire, bitch is sporting the commando look. Trust.
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You mean the curtains match the drapes kinda thing
*dies from beaver overload*
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:40pm.
She really does look like a teenaged badger. But that thought makes me feel like I'm sullying all of Beatrice Potter's characters somehow.
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to prarphrase Cheech Marin "we don't meed no steenkin badgers!"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Audrey Hepburn
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I was thinking Minnie Pearl, but with a face like a badger.
Hey now! Minnie Pearl was at least funny.
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And abnormally hot!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
She really does look like a teenaged badger. But that thought makes me feel like I'm sullying all of Beatrice Potter's characters somehow.
You know when she comes of legal age to handle her own affairs..she'll have one parting song for her Billy Ray. The title?
"Daddy Take Your Tongue Outta my Mouth So I Can Say Goodbye"
..........yeah, I said it!!! *bitch slapping self*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:35pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Audrey Hepburn
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I was thinking Minnie Pearl, but with a face like a badger.
Hey now! Minnie Pearl was at least funny.
Mrs. K.,
It is an old story, no? Three years am done. You have met me, I deserve better, like All Caps Jim or Charlie.
TITS,
Holy shit girl he thinks his Marilyn Monroe five foot long poster is *ART*.
snorts so hard I pee my panties.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Audrey Hepburn
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I was thinking Minnie Pearl, but with a face like a badger.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Who sounds better, Miley or Pedro?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_G4ZYD3Vb0
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type. Hello, her father is Billy Ray Cyrus! This is only the on-ramp to her Jesus-loving hillbilliness.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type.
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I was thinking more along the lines of Audrey Hepburn
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Is that a pina colada I smell?
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:29pm.
Now I just gotta hire the attack geese.
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Just put some acorns in his pocket and Miley and nature will take care of the rest.
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TITS,
Creature of habit, he will be at Christies five out of seven nights. No cash, wallet back right pocket of his Levi's. Yes girls, Levi's and a ballcap...I like my men Klassy.
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No cash?
Next you'll tell me he's cheap and won't spring for a few bloody marys and some appies.
Can I take Tigerlilly with me? We'll get blood out of him one way or the 'tother.
If I can get him to take me home is there anything worth stealing?
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:27pm.
Well, fer fuck's sake.
BUNNY'S GETTING AGITATED!!!!
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If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
I have never seen a Chestica Simpson movie before but found myself doing laundry with nothing else to watch.
Bitch can't act.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type. Hello, her father is Billy Ray Cyrus! This is only the on-ramp to her Jesus-loving hillbilliness.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:29pm.
Miley's boots have some "Trouble with Tribble" shit going on.
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How many muppets did they have to skin to make those boots?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:09pm.
You do know she has a hand up her ass right?
From the expression today I think it's a cold hand in need of a manicure.
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*clutching little sock monkey chest in dramatic fashion* You got me! Ugh!
ON T: Under all that skank attire, bitch is sporting the commando look. Trust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Miley's boots have some "Trouble with Tribbles" shit going on.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:24pm.
Sorry, I spent the last of my money on George Dubya's ticket out of town
You DID remember NO round-trip, right? Right?
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Now I just gotta hire the attack geese.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Miley has the facial features of a marsupial, so that might technically be considered cannibalism.
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i read that last word as canadian.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 8:52pm.
Yo' chuckie manson:
what's up with the all caps thing?
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That's his schtick and since we love him we give him a pass.
Of course, some of us (me) think he stole it from mah boo ALL CAPS JIM, but the investigation is still underway.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:26pm.
In the first thumb, the old guy with the shopping cart is saying, "Can I have your autograph? We have the same voice. It's uncanny!"
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He'll still have his teefs in 2 years though.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mrs. K.,
After daily contact for six months, he fucking did a midnight flit to TITS town.
TITS,
Creature of habit, he will be at Christies five out of seven nights. No cash, wallet back right pocket of his Levi's. Yes girls, Levi's and a ballcap...I like my men Klassy.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:24pm.
Sorry, I spent the last of my money on George Dubya's ticket out of town
You DID remember NO round-trip, right? Right?
In the first thumb, the old guy with the shopping cart is saying, "Can I have your autograph? We have the same voice. It's uncanny!"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:24pm.
Sorry, I spent the last of my money on George Dubya's ticket out of town.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:13pm.
'possum stew.
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that's some good eatin'
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Miley has the facial features of a marsupial, so that might technically be considered cannibalism.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:22pm.
just when i think you sick fuckers have taken it to the next level...you top it off again
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HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT, BABY.
You ain't seen nothing yet...now that Team Valtrex is here.
(TV, can I have that $20.00 bucks now?)
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:22pm.
just when i think you sick fuckers have taken it to the next level...you top it off again
You're obviously new here. This is business as usual tonight.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:13pm.
'possum stew.
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that's some good eatin'
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:20pm.
If she was any more inbred, she'd be in line for the British throne.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
just when i think you sick fuckers have taken it to the next level...you top it off again
EEG. sigh. okay roger that. i feel ya.
does he typically carry a lot of cash and where does he keep his wallet?
here's hoping he likes sarcastic red heads, not everyone does.
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Suck it cat h8trs
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:18pm.
TITS,
Because he broke my wittle heart again. Although for the very last time.
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Gimme his address RIGHT NOW. I hopping in the car and heading north.
COCKSUCKER!!!!!!
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:09pm.
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Don't crush my illusions!!!
Grrr....They're Jimmy Choos!! He swore they were! It's just that the ink on the designer label got kinda smeared and the 'm's look like 'n's! I also bought these sea leather ankle boots with a watersnake trim. Gorgeous!
ON T: Inbred idiot.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
In the main pic, I think Miley is just trying to hit that High note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkTh1wBSZ34
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Submitted by Karl_J on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:18pm.
She might be a hick, but she is also 16. Let her grow into it.
I mean, it goes from this to the inapropriate dress at the Golden Globes. Hopefully she will set herself straight when she becomes an a adult in a few years time and will dress with more sophistication.
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TRUTH.
It's easy to forget she's just an annoying kiddo.
I'm an asshole. Grr.