What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
P.S. - Paging Chris Hansen! Paging Chris Hansen! Your assistant is needed in thumbnail #1.
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butterhead killbuzz,
Some of us made a point of being the girls that liked cool music. And yes, there was no such thing as "girl cut t-shirts", so we had to wear boy cut shirts, but I still do.
Angel_i, your new avatar.
bwahahahahahaha!
*chokes*
*coughs*
rotfl!
Ack! Fur ball!
Must be Miley's chigger dust. *hork*
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:19pm.
butterhead killbuzz,
Remember when you just wore a band t-shirt because you were an avid fan?
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No, I have no idea what you're on about.
*hides AC/DC tee*
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Madam s.: ↓
La Pequeña
Copy paste when all else fails. :)
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:01pm.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's
jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
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Hahaha, where I come from, badger is a euphemism for for snatch. Which in this case, is rather appropriate.
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In that case, I'm pretty sure her badger tried to gnaw it's way out of the leggings because Billy Ray wouldn't stop tickling it.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:06pm.
square, (sorry, I don't know how to make symbols with my computer),
My mom was obsessed with Shirley Temple films when I was little (and all old films, actually) and I've tried other avatars but I can't break up with this one. I love it too much... her little face is so cute!
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Never change the Shirley Temple avie....EVAH! I imagine everything you type coming out of Shirley Temple's mouth in the Shirley Temple voice with your avie's expression afterwards (then a little song and dance) and it adds to the hilarity! PRICELESS!
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Same:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
madam s.,
yes, and wearing big shirts because they didn't cut 'em cute and small like they do now. Girls weren't supposed to like cool music back in the day.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:01pm.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's
jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
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Hahaha, where I come from, badger is a euphemism for snatch. Which in this case, is rather appropriate.
Judging from those rips, whatever it was was fighting like hell to get away from that coochie.
I wonder if it made it.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:06pm.
square, (sorry, I don't know how to make symbols with my computer),
My mom was obsessed with Shirley Temple films when I was little (and all old films, actually) and I've tried other avatars but I can't break up with this one. I love it too much... her little face is so cute!
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Never change the Shirley Temple avie....EVAH! I imagine everything you type coming out of Shirley Temple's mouth in the Shirley Temple voice with your avie's expression afterwards (then a little song and dance) and it adds to the hilarity! PRICELESS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Name that Appalachian movie:
Aww Doo, you sound like an ole bear a'growlin
Seriously, wasn't loretta lynn like 12 when Doolittle was 20 something?
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:06pm.
square, (sorry, I don't know how to make symbols with my computer),
My mom was obsessed with Shirley Temple films when I was little (and all old films, actually) and I've tried other avatars but I can't break up with this one. I love it too much... her little face is so cute!
P.S.: How do I make symbols on my computer? I can't even give La Pequena her deserved tilde.
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madame s.,
I loved her too even though she was well before my time they replayed a lot of her movies on television when I was growing up. Now? Not so much. Shame too...she was such an amazing little singer/dancer/actress all rolled into an adorable little munchkin. Speaking of 'munchin' they wanted Shirley to be "Dorothy" in "The wizard of Oz"...you probably knew that already but I figured I'd throw that trivia out there.
Anyhoodle, if you're using windows you can find your extra symbols and whatnot via your character map tool and scrolling the appropriate font for said symbols. My username symbol is supposed to be an 'apple' but it doesn't show up in some browsers oddly enough. I'm perplexed.
Garamond [font] SHOULD be installed on ALL windows operating systems. So you should be able to use those font symbols without fault
♣ ♀ ♥ = I feel lucky. lol
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
butterhead killbuzz,
Remember when you just wore a band t-shirt because you were an avid fan? Am I old?
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:16pm.
You guys are all a bunch of vicious seductive Dlisted succubi. I just wanted to stop in to see what was going on, and then see what happens?
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Was it the inbreeding or the muppet boots that sucked you in?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:14pm.
Team V.,
Non-dislocating jaw aside, she always wins "Pin the Tail on the Honky" every year too. But I think Billy Ray lets her win.
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She also does well at "bobbing for inbreds"
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I don't think just knowing who Iron Maiden is should be the reason one wears an Iron Maiden shirt. You should actually listen to the band and be able to listen to an entire album...and like it. I remember when Eddie used to be cool. When girls like Miley would frown at my book covers that had metal band logos plastered all over them. Now they "love" it. Ugh, please make it stop.
You guys are all a bunch of vicious seductive Dlisted succubi. I just wanted to stop in to see what was going on, and then see what happens?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:01pm.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's
jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
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That's why she's the most popular at the family reunion
. Don't even mention how she prepares for the sac race.
Ha!
Team V.,
Non-dislocating jaw aside, she always wins "Pin the Tail on the Honky" every year too. But I think Billy Ray lets her win.
this is a horrible age I would NEVER want to go back to...ugh Poor kid
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:10pm.
i'm kinda suprised billy ray didn't get her a yellow iroc z ... the classic mall cruiser of all time
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I'm surprised he got her a car at all, he thinks she should be ridden.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:09pm.
The expression on your face pretty sums up my reaction to mega muff. Lol.
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Ha! Ha! That's my first expression when I log on to Dlisted and hit the funny thread. Stunned and then hysterical!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i'm kinda suprised billy ray didn't get her a yellow iroc z ... the classic mall cruiser of all time
mike,
Why do I think your "I don't give a shit" dress is far, far, far, far cuter than Miley's? For example: I don't picture you in those boots.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:01pm.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
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That's why she's the most popular at the family reunion. Don't even mention how she prepares for the sac race.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:47pm.
The Vadge spider farm living in her cocha did me in this week!!! Hideous.
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The expression on your face pretty sums up my reaction to mega muff. Lol.
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You know Billy Ray is gonna get some T-tops cut into the top of that used porsche
don't forget the rebel flag emblem on the rear window, the dixie melody on the horn, and yosemite Sam on the mud flaps saying "BACK OFF"
square, (sorry, I don't know how to make symbols with my computer),
My mom was obsessed with Shirley Temple films when I was little (and all old films, actually) and I've tried other avatars but I can't break up with this one. I love it too much... her little face is so cute!
P.S.: How do I make symbols on my computer? I can't even give La Pequena her deserved tilde.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:03pm.
I guess I was born too soon if it's en vogue these days to dress like you don't give a shit.
I really like to think I started the trend.
Thanks you, thank you.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:54pm.
No, you don't need' to bitch slap yourself for THAT title...Now if it were "Take Daddy Billy's willy Outta my Mouth So I Can Say Goodbye"...then, you'd need to bitch slap yourself....What? *looking at fellow DListers*....But Monkey started it. Why do I have to bitch slap myself????? *whine*...Oh, all right you unforgiving bitches...*slap*....There. Satisfied whores?
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Like dead.actress said sometime back..
His peen was the first microphone she ever held.
Okay, I'm making myself sick. Hoik!
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hehehehe...see lil' whorelettes like this prostitot are one BIG FAT SLUTTY reason why I never wanted kids, particularly a daughter.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:01pm.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
Funny, Billy Ray has been quoted on numerous occasions about the flexibility of Miley's jaw.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:55pm.
Sock_Monkey,
The price tag does make the whole courtship thing more straightforward doesn't it?
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Absolutely. And they gotta pay up front! No refunds. The upside? They can scream all they want. Minnie always removes her hearing aids before every trick.
ON T: Inbred mouth breather!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I guess I was born too soon if it's en vogue these days to dress like you don't give a shit.
On topic fact: Dislocation of a badger's jaw is all but impossible. This enables the badger to maintain its hold with the utmost tenacity.
madam s.,
Do you have animal crackers in your soup?
Shirley T. was a keeper. Ain't many more made like that tiny little bundle of genius.
Miley, take notes.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:54pm.
No, you don't need' to bitch slap yourself for THAT title...Now if it were "Take Daddy Billy's willy Outta my Mouth So I Can Say Goodbye"...then, you'd need to bitch slap yourself....What? *looking at fellow DListers*....But Monkey started it. Why do I have to bitch slap myself????? *whine*...Oh, all right you unforgiving bitches...*slap*....There. Satisfied whores?
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Like dead.actress said sometime back..
His peen was the first microphone she ever held.
Okay, I'm making myself sick. Hoik!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:45pm.
I just hope the curtains don't match the boots. She could at least braid that shit.
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Haha! Or dreadlock it... Rasta beaver! We need to start putting bets on how long it takes before beaver chompers gets phone photoed smoking a spliff.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:55pm.
ON T: Bitch got a USED porsche for her birfday! LOLOLOL!
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You try finding a new Porsche with a gun rack in the back windows and steer horns on the hood.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:54pm.
I know, but skinned muppets are funnier than tribbles.
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I was waiting for you to touch on Madonna's pubes. I know you could make that shit funny...I just make it look raunchy. I'm not as gifted as you, TeamV. *hangs head in shame*
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Sock_Monkey,
The price tag does make the whole courtship thing more straightforward doesn't it?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:49pm.
yeah you ASaholes i ahouls be on the list
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uh......want me to refresh your drink?
ON T: Bitch got a USED porsche for her birfday! LOLOLOL!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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You are so right. After being in places like that, suddenly your own *normal* existence doesn't seem nearly so dull.
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I have heard that a popular Chinese curse is (or was?) May you live in interesting times.
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:51pm.
Oh my God I am so fucking bored.
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You are in equally bored company. I'm ready to skin a cockroach and eat some grub.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
christine the hoff,
"you ASaholes!" is going to be the title of my memoirs.
Submitted by on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:50pm.
I know, but skinned muppets are funnier than tribbles.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:39pm.
You know when she comes of legal age to handle her own affairs..she'll have one parting song for her Billy Ray. The title?
"Daddy Take Your Tongue Outta my Mouth So I Can Say Goodbye"
..........yeah, I said it!!! *bitch slapping self*
************************************************** No, you don't need' to bitch slap yourself for THAT title...Now if it were "Take Daddy Billy's willy Outta my Mouth So I Can Say Goodbye"...then, you'd need to bitch slap yourself....What? *looking at fellow DListers*....But Monkey started it. Why do I have to bitch slap myself????? *whine*...Oh, all right you unforgiving bitches...*slap*....There. Satisfied whores?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:49pm.
yeah you ASaholes i ahouls be on the list
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you are: bad idea #4
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
I love how some people think that Miley, a hick teenager, will somehow grow out of this into a Katharine Hepburn type. Hello, her father is Billy Ray Cyrus! This is only the on-ramp to her Jesus-loving hillbilliness.
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LMAOOOOOOOO!
That's it...if MK ever decides to award some of his own users as Hot Sluts I'm putting in some of my early nominees:
madam s. (witty as hell)
Team Valtrex (hilarious even when drunk)
Mrs. Kravitz (sweetest smartass evah)
TigerLily (Purrrrrrrfection)
Mike (hello! HANDSOME)
Sock-Monkey (precious and funny too)
Manimal (Hunka hunka burnin' love)
Angel_i (Deep. I mean. REALLY DEEP).
M.E. (yes, she hates me but whatever)
Stoney (One, chillin', cool gal)
christine the hoff (cuz she just yelled at me)
That makes ten-oops, ELEVEN now. I could name at least fifty but I was trying to be short-n-sweet.
Now, before anyone accuses me of sucking internet ass I have to now formally tell you that I hate you all and you're all jelly of me.
There.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 9:47pm.
Team V., and mike re: Minnie Pearl,
You boys are so predictable. See a lady in a straw hat with fake flowers attached and she's all immediately "hot" and "funny". So shallow.
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And the price tag hanging from her hat...they realized they could both afford her and have money left over for beer.
ON T: Miley is no Minnie Pearl.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008