What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
P.S. - Paging Chris Hansen! Paging Chris Hansen! Your assistant is needed in thumbnail #1.
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Submitted by Noelegy on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:46pm.
Great story! And I couldn't agree more about these whipper-snappers wearing vintage black T's. I guess it's a testament to how much today's music sucks.
I still have my Queen "News of the World" tour black T. I wore it to the FooFighters last year.
Love the L'eggs ref! Nothing beats a great pair of "L'eggs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Holy shit! Now THAT is some bloody fuckery right there, ya'll!! I swear it's making my good eye go blind!
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
She's a hick, a hayseed, and this IS glamorous to them!
K, um...that's how I dressed as a teen:) And everybody laughed back then too. It was fun!
'Cept I could NOT have worn those boots without matching them with something. Edited to add: the bag's not close enough - it would have to be the same material..and closer in colour...
Weird on/off topic here...I had the greatest convo with my daughter yesterday about Miley and her Daddy. My kid's such a smart cookie! Well, her friends are...some friend told her that Miley and her Dad were only in it for the money;p
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Seriously, it's never a great idea to take fashion cues from old pictures of Courtney "Im a Blogger" Love.
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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:58pm.
why the hell is her big mouth always open?!
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I have an answer for that, but it definitely ain't G-Rated.
This is exactly what Mischa Barton was wearing a year ago
I'm sick of these obnoxious Disney child-whores. Whomever coined the term "Prostitot" was on the money. Twatney, her ignorant sister JL, Blowhan and beaver-chompers Miley here.
Mmmmmmmmmmm Wally mart and grilled cheese my favorites.
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why the hell is her big mouth always open?!
Even Jaoquin Phoenix is shaking his head at that mess of an outfit.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Is that Larry David????
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Suck it cat h8trs
Hillbilly white trash, just like her old man. Enuf said. Next topic?
Methinks her "friends" were chosen to make her look good. Though to my eye, they're all running neck-in-neck in the looks dept.
Ugggggghhhhh! Fucking white-trash backwoods hillbilly. She is not worthy of wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt.
She'd be perfect for the Janis Joplin biopic.
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To me, when the jiz is not quite right, alarm bells start to ring.
on the last pic...even the Orchid is looking away. poor thing.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Jennytalia on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 12:43pm.
She sound-a like-a man.
She sounds like a man who smokes at least a pack a day.
All that's missing is her "whore in training" name tag.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I'm sure her 20 year old boy toy appreciates the easy access the ripped tights provide.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
In pic 1
I can just see Chris Hansen running out from Target saying "excuse me sir, why don't you have a seat, try some lemonade."
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That is one trashy looking chipmunk creature. She actually makes Britney seem smart, elegant, and fashionable.
In this girl's defense, she does have Billy Ray Cyrus for a dad...his mullet was one of the all time greatest...i think this style problem may be hereditary
I can't begin to explain the sort of rage that bubbles up out of my brain when I see whelps like this wearing classic rock or heavy metal T-shirts because they think it's hip.
When I was a senior in high school, I went to my first rock concert: Pink Floyd on their "Momentary Lapse of Reason" tour. I bought a T-shirt with reproduction "Dark Side of the Moon" artwork. Yes, I was in elementary school when THAT album came out, but I eventually came to appreciate PF's entire body of work. Anyway, my 12-year-old brother asked if he could borrow my T-shirt. "You don't even like Pink Floyd," I said. He was a southern suburban white boy who embraced rap. "No," he said, "but people will think it's cool if I wear the shirt."
After I beat him about the head and shoulders--I mean, gently declined to acquiesce to his request--I told him "Hell, no."
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A million generations removed from expectations
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pic#8...sorry duh
Coma Caca!!
WTF...so I wake up to see this whore? arrrgh. I really can't stand her. She's so hardcore (vomits). I think she is not quite ok in her head. Did anyone see when she stuck her tounge out at the Golden globes? I was ready to slap my t.v! and on pic#7 those ladies are saying "I hope your nails fall off b*tch".
Coma Caca!!
She sound-a like-a man.
I'm sure the dude in thumbnail #1 is just getting an autograph for his granddaughter. Yep, mmmhmm, yep yep yep. It's just a coincidence that he looks like an elementary school janitor.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This is an insult to Iron Maiden, hell, to heavy metal in general.
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i really try not to know who this disney bimbo is, but she is a teenager, so i guess this is her "rebellious" look...FAIL
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whoa...amber is the color of your energy...
The pedophile in pic 1 must really like her outfit.
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I would expect nothing less from this future train wreck. Her derailment, and believe me - there will be a derailment, is going to rival Britney's meltdown of the decade.
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Bitch needs to realize that having Billy Ray Cyrus as a father precludes her from being cool, at least through her thirties.
Miley is so hardcore.
I cannot stand this smooshy-faced, pretentious trailer trash. When the crazy train pulls in, it's gonna be better than Shitters.
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You're allowed to dress like a fuckwit when you're a teenager. Most of us did so.
Bruce Dickinson needs to stick one of his fencing swords through this dizzy little bitch. And no, "fencing sword" is not a euphemism for anything.
it also fucking half dark and she and her doublechin friend are wearing sunglasses.
ugh. tools
OMG! OMG!
she is soooooo kewl. I wish I had her style.
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When your baby leaves you all alone, and nobody calls you on the phone; Don't you feel like crying? Don't you feel like crying?
Well here I am my honey, come on you cry to me...
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Please don't let this be the last post of the day.
I wonder if her coochie is as mismatched, ripped up, and used as her clothes. Hell, I bet her
coochie got her that Iron Maiden shirt after sleeping with the band back in the 80s. Because you know that thing was around for years before Miley was even born.
well, she finally looks as trashy as she really is
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I believe this is from the Joaquin Phoenix collection
She probably thinks Iron Maiden is a Jonas Brothers tribute band.
She's gonna be such a train wreck, bring the popcorn!
*screams*
It's trailer trash!
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This creature's allure escapes me.
Hopefully, she will be a "flash in the pan" and we can soon be rid of her.
(Does the sign of the Cross)
Lmao RichBitch
I really can't think of anyone who annoys me as much as this little chipmunk. I'm waiting for the inevitable trip to rehab, then at least she'll be somewhat amusing.
JESUS. CUNTING. CHRIST.