What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
We all wore some busted shit when we were Miley Cyrus' age, but you know this whole entire outfit is worth more than what I would sell for on the whore market. Actually, that's not saying much since I think I've already been appraised for a couple of hundred pesos, a lame goat and an elderly monkey with a farting problem. Anyway, this outfit right here put the ug in fug.
I feel like we should all quit our jobs, move to Hollywood and open up a store where we sell torn up shit for like $200 each. Miley totally bought these crackwhore tights already torn up. Think about it. We can go and buy a bunch of L'Eggs, spend 3-minutes tearing that shit up and then sell them for a couple of hundred dollars. We can even say they came from an authentic crackwhore. Those dumb celebskanks will buy it up because they love spending millions of dollars to look like homeless hookers.
Miley doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is. The bitch probably thinks it's something you buy at Wal-Mart to make grilled cheeses. And even Brit Brit wouldn't be caught flashing her shaved possum pie in those boots.
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Actually, Iron Maiden was one of my fave concerts EVAH! I'm just remembering...So much of that carbon flash smell. and my ears ringing from the motorcycle up on stage - Yeah, bitchez, I don't go to concerts unless I'm gwan get star sweat on me!
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DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
that stupid bitch doesn't even know who Iron Maiden is.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:51pm.
I know people are going to think this is really fucked up but who cares (I almost typed whore cares, it's funny how my fingers automatically do that shit) I like those tights.
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Let's wear 'em together...I'm gonna need two pair, but how HWAT will we look?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
EEG,
I will download some of that tmrw!
I am out tonight. This place had bummed me tonight.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
No doubt if you asked any of these dumbasses who Iron Maiden was that they'd be all like, they'd list a bunch of songs by a different band like: "Oh yeah, they sing Back in Black! That song rox!" or some Maiden tune that's played on the radio.
Go back to singing your fucktarded pubescent anthems and shitty acting.
That goes for the rest of them too.
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Submitted by kacky on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:15am
It is wrong that my stomach just lurched a little?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Clarisse,
She is my *prep* music. I love listening to her while I prepare dins.
Girl crush as well...hwat.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 01/19/2009 - 12:07am.
My mother was a major Conway Twitty fan. His songs were always too sexual for me. "I can tell you've never been this far before..." yuck.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:45pm.
Ok you guys have me youtubing my ass off.
I really hate Miley's music.
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Please tell me you were joking when you said, "music". ;p
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Just finished hangin w/ LA hollyweird friends, back home on the east. Those bitches have NO fashion sense. neither do I, but I don't try or care. Just look at Beyonce at Inaugural festivities-- horrible outfit for the nation-- and she tried.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
I am getting really fucking annoyed at these stupid cunts wearing Iron Maiden shirts.
You're not edgy. Take off the shirt before you jinx the band.
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I know I'm really late on the punch with this one, I saw the Conway Twitty and those awful TimeLife commercials from the 80's just popped in my head...I can hear him singing that awful song..."Hello darlin'...nice tuh see ya...It's been a long tiiiiime, you're just as lovely..."
BTW, my first real concert was Boyz II Men...
OT: Still hate Miley...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:51pm.
That IS really fucked up. :)
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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Britney lectures on the semiconductor lasers and optoelectronic devices that make our lives easier.
EEG,
Nice voice!!! I will have to download some that that tmrw!!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:51pm.
I know people are going to think this is really fucked up but who cares (I almost typed whore cares, it's funny how my fingers automatically do that shit) I like those tights.
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*shhh....we're not telling:)****
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Clarisse,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTy3WA0Pq8M&feature=related
She is awesome!!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
And she does Tinseltown Nanny too:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzQYdBbrYCE&feature=channel
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
I know people are going to think this is really fucked up but who cares (I almost typed whore cares, it's funny how my fingers automatically do that shit) I like those tights.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:45pm.
Ok you guys have me youtubing my ass off.
I really hate Miley's music.
Frank Zappa at his best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqoflT70b4
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I've never even heard Miley's music and I hate it.
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What? You can tell she's a hack widout hearing her!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTC4qkb8Ppk
Here's a WAY better version of one of her songs...It's a spoof! But it should be the real one. Ha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:45pm.
Ok you guys have me youtubing my ass off.
I really hate Miley's music.
Frank Zappa at his best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqoflT70b4
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I've never even heard Miley's music and I hate it.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:58pm.
My first concert was The GO-GO'S ahahahahahaha! Oh, and dressed the part! We looked so....nevermind....can't make fun of Mylie Cyrus's outfit no mo....
*pouting in corner...*
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Vacation all I ever wanted, vacation how do you get away vacation lala blah blah blee... hmmm hmm don't know all the words...
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Ok you guys have me youtubing my ass off.
I really hate Miley's music.
Frank Zappa at his best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqoflT70b4
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:34pm.
angel, I'm not talking about "Maneater" Hall & Oates, I like "She's Gone" and "Rich Girl", "Sara Smile".....
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O yeah! I forgot about those...
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:29pm.
I know, right???? Timeless look, so what up with all the jelly h8rs and the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Comments" at work? I mean, like gag me with a spoon! I look bitchin'! Fer sure....Do you think thise neon green leg warmers are too much for the work place???
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I mean, like, REALLY! It's not like ur tryna go to work in a gold lame spandex bodysuit! Gross!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
EEG,
={ I do not know who that is???? You have to love me though..cuz I'm cute!!!! =}
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
angel, I'm not talking about "Maneater" Hall & Oates, I like "She's Gone" and "Rich Girl", "Sara Smile".....
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:17pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:07pm.
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My make up was exquisite...Electric blue eyeliner and matching mascara, fushia blush and FROSTED pink (almost white) lip gloss....HWAT! My hair was big, permed and frosted, my earrings obnoxious and plastic.
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You just described my Saturday night. :)
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Hell, she just described my work attire!
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I know, right???? Timeless look, so what up with all the jelly h8rs and the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Comments" at work? I mean, like gag me with a spoon! I look bitchin'! Fer sure....Do you think thise neon green leg warmers are too much for the work place???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Clarisse,
I will forgive you Robbie Williams (cause dude is sex on legs) but the others??!! Turn in your hwat slut passport immediately.
Check out Katie Muela. She is awesome.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Quite frankly, Hall and Oates is pushing it.
When I want to gets all (not so)old timey, it's all about The Police, Elvis Costello, Debbie Harry, Genesis...
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:22pm.
Oh listen to us talking about REAL music on this little twats thread.
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We be some high falootin', broccoli sniffin' hookas. :)
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Oh listen to us talking about REAL music on this little twats thread.
Fark you Smiley!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
PSL,
"Daybreak" sung by Barry still makes my heart soar. Did your unc work on that song by chance? I'm so curious now. Sorry if I'm bein' nosey. I own the 'best of' album. I suppose that makes me a gay man. lol!
Miley has bad bref face.
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Noelegy, if it's any comfort, I had brass-plated bitches like that in my high school too. (love that term, by the way!) I poured a Coke over one of their heads in the cafeteria once, it was a scandal! HAHAHA!! Hateful fuckers.
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Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis.
EEG!!
No!!! I also have Tool, Robbie WIlliams, Luka Bloom and Kings of Leon in my car!!!! Don't take your love away!!!!!
TV,
No...Hall and Oats..I like em, but they could never replace Steve Perry.
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:14pm.
Good to see you too Dot and everyone!
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Mani, if that was your attempt at turning me into a puddle of goo at your feet...well, mission accomplished. *splat!*
How much Mileage does Miley have if a Miley could chuck wood?
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:07pm.
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My make up was exquisite...Electric blue eyeliner and matching mascara, fushia blush and FROSTED pink (almost white) lip gloss....HWAT! My hair was big, permed and frosted, my earrings obnoxious and plastic.
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You just described my Saturday night. :)
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Hell, she just described my work attire!
♥ ThreadKilla!
DListed WEEK IN REVIEW!Now with beer goggles:)
"We fucked up, let us in the club."
TV and Clarisse, I have BOTH Air Supply and Hall and Oates in my car!!! hahahahha
I also have Barry Manilow. Sometimes, I want old, mellow songs to sing at the top of my lungs...the 13 year old girl I watch loves the cheesy 70's/80's songs I play for her sometimes....she's awesome.
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"I love Angelina Jolie. She's strong but gorgeous and uses her fame for good to make a big difference in the world. That's a great quality. I'd have a lot in common with her."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:14pm.
nite, gdb
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
All these stories about clothes worn back in high school made me think. I had a pair of boots in gray leather, almost knee-high, cuffed and stacked-heeled. For school picture day my sophomore year, I wore those boots, with a pair of gray jeans tucked into them, and a cobalt blue cashmere sweater that I had saved up my babysitting money for. It was 1986, okay?
Anyhoo, my English class was held in one of the many portable buildings. I had to get up and go up to the front of the classroom for something, very conscious of walking with high heels on those hollow floors. The guy who sat in front of me asked me, not unkindly, "Where did you get those boots?"
This girl who for reasons known only to her was a brass-plated bitch to me all through junior high and high school, brayed out, "She got the whole outfit at K-Mart, Blue Light Special!" She and her whole group of goons laughed like it was actually, you know, clever. And those same goons called me "Blue Light Special" for the rest of high school.
Oh, for the power to go back in time and the nerve to walk over to her and say just loud enough for her friends to hear, "These boots cost more than your entire outfit, CUNT."
P.S. Wish I still had the boots...
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And one day you'll wake up in the present day
A million generations removed from expectations
of being who you really want to be
--Jethro Tull
Good to see you too Dot and everyone!
Miley looks like she's having an identity crises.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:07pm.
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My make up was exquisite...Electric blue eyeliner and matching mascara, fushia blush and FROSTED pink (almost white) lip gloss....HWAT! My hair was big, permed and frosted, my earrings obnoxious and plastic.
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You just described my Saturday night. :)
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Du ligner en ged og du lugter af tis.
TV: yeah...i just suck at typing...still peck on the keys...sorry, sweet dreams...i got to sign off myself...
G'nite, sluts
Clarisse,
I adore reading you in the morning. I regret to inform you that this is no longer possible due to your *secret pleasure*.
Edited for vodka.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:08pm.
TV,
My guilty CD in the car is Air Supply. Yah, I said it!!!
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For when Hall & Oates is just a little too hard core?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
christine the hoff,
Oh my god I love you. I plan to pay you all of the "royaties"
omgI will pay you
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
TV,
My guilty CD in the car is Air Supply. Yah, I said it!!!
angel_i,
Just let me know if you needs bun advi. I stuck myself as a foster/edjumacationer for the rescue...
CTH,
Call me if you need anything!!
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“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. "Hey, buddy!" "Hey, what?" "Ummmmmmm...." End of argument.”
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:04pm.
I answered 2 minutes ago
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:58pm.
PS: i have never met anyone else whose first concert was Air Supply or anyone else that would admit it
I am not alone now *tears*
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Awww, I'd console you but *sings* I'm all outta love..
I think my first concert was a triple header at the Myer Music bowl. Dragon was one of them. Can't remember the others. See? I think I win this loser round. You feel better? Hmm?
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 10:58pm.
My first concert was The GO-GO'S ahahahahahaha! Oh, and dressed the part! We looked so....nevermind....
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Well, I bet you looked just like Miley - only with WAY more makeup and accessories;p Haha!
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My make up was exquisite...Electric blue eyeliner and matching mascara, fushia blush and FROSTED pink (almost white) lip gloss....HWAT! My hair was big, permed and frosted, my earrings obnoxious and plastic...Don't even tell me you ain't jelly h8n on my '80's hotness, cuz you are...Anyway, I wore a pink flouncy miniskirt and BIG red and pink Lolita sunglasses...Oh yeah, I was some HWATNESS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/18/2009 - 11:01pm.
My first concert was Pontius Pilot does Jerusalem.
About 19 BC.
Actually my first concert was Genesis at the Palladium in NYC. *from what I remember*
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Can I lick the milk and honey off of you, Mani? HOmina HOmina!
Miley, close you mouf, chile!
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"O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy." -England's greatest one-armed poet.